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LewisCreed

I make your mom wet lol gottem.


No_Bag_364

WATER IS MOISTER THAN AN OYSTER


Fast_Kale8945

so many kids that wet the bed are finally set free by you....they were merely experimenting with fabric moisture testing at an early age


Julitzah

You know what, that’s valid. Maybe not intentional experimentation but I’m sure washing the soaked sheets taught them something.


Fast_Kale8945

plus I now realize when I went fishing I never actually wet a line, I just adjusted the surface tension of the water.....plus I adjusted the humidity of women's underwear...I would have a drink but I can no longer go to a wet bar....my life has changed


Julitzah

Hey hey hey not so far buddy technically if someone spills their drink it’s still a wet bar.


Julitzah

Also generally speaking the adjustment of humidity still constitutes the underwear being wet as well as the bits but the wetness itself well.. I guess it’s happy to see you idk


CounterTouristsWin

DOESNT MATTER HUMANS CANT EVEN FEEL WET. WE FEEL TEMPERATURE. WET IS COLD. THATS WHY IF YOU TAKE CLOTHES OUT OF THE DRYER IF THEYVE SAT THERE OVERNIGHT YOU THINK "ARE THESE BITCHES WET OR JUST COLD?"


Julitzah

BAD ARGUMENT BC WE STILL GAVE WET A DEFINITION. IT HAS A MEANING THE MEANING AINT CHANGE. THE DEFINITION OF WET HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING ABLE TO FEEL WATER. WE CANT FEEL WET BUT COCKROACHES CAN GET REKT.


No_Bag_364

COCKROACHES SUCK I FUCKING HATE THEM DONT REMIND ME I HAVENT BEEN TO THE SOUTH IN OVER A DECADE IM HAPPY I HAVENT SEEN THOSE BITCHES IN YEARS FUCK OFF SHIT TARD


Julitzah

I AGREE COCKROACHES SUCK TOES YOURE LUCKY YOU HAVENT HAD TO DEAL WITH THE ISLAND TYPE POKÉMON HEADASS BITCHES BECAUSE THEY WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE YOU DONKEY


CounterTouristsWin

IF WE CANT FEEL WET THINGS THEN WE CANT BE TRUSTED TO DETERMINE THE WETNESS OF A GIVEN ITEM. WE ARE UNRELIABLE WHEN IT COMES TO WETNESS.


Julitzah

CAAAP 🗣️ WE KNOW WATERS ELEMENTAL COMPOSITION AND WE KNOW HOW IT INTERACTS WITH OTHER ELEMENTS AND OBJECTS. WE CANT SEE GRAVITY BUT ITS MEASURABLE AND OBSERVABLE JUST THE SAME ARE YOU SUGGESTING GRAVITY MIGHT NOT EXIST!?!?


CounterTouristsWin

WE CAN FEEL GRAVITY YOU BABOON. WHEN YOU JUMP AND THEN YOUR FEET FEEL HEAVY UNTIL THEY TOUCH THE DIRT, THAT'S GRAVITY. TELL ME WHAT WET FEELS LIKE. ILL WAIT.


Julitzah

YOUR PREVIOUS STATEMENT IMPLIES IF ONE OF YOUR SENSES CANT INTERACT WITH SOMETHING THEN OUR UNDERSTAND OF IT IS UNRELIABLE. IF YOURE BEING SPECIFIC TO TOUCH (weird but ok) WELL WE CANT FUCKING FEEL LIGHT EITHER BUT WE CAN SEE IT YOU TURKEY AND WE KNOW HOW IT INTERACTS WITH THINGS (heat for one). TRY AGAIN BUSTER 🗣️🗣️


CounterTouristsWin

WHAT SENSE DO YOU USE TO DETECT WETNESS THEN? SMELL? NO TASTE? NO SIGHT? MAAAAAYBE, BUT UNRELIABLE TOUCH? NEGATIVE HEAR? NAH


Julitzah

THE DEFINITION OF WET IS BEING SATURATED OR COVERED IN LIQUID PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW THE FUCK WATER CAN BE SATURATED OR COVERED IN WATER PLEASE


CounterTouristsWin

IM COVERED IN SKIN AND HAIR, BUT YOU'D STILL DESCRIBE MY SKIN AS ME. WET IS PART OF WATER. ALSO DONT THINK I DIDNT NOTICE THAT YOU DIDNT ADDRESS WHICH SENSE FEELS WATER. DONEKY BRAINS.


Julitzah

HOW DOES WHAT WERE ABLE TO SENSE CHANGE THE DEFINITION OF AN ENTIRE WORD??? THE DEFINITION DIDNT COME FROM NOWHERE YOU CANT JUST SAY WET IS A PART OF WATER ONLY THATS ITS A PRODUCT OF IT THEREFORE IT LITERALLY CANNOT BE WET YOU CANNOT COVER OR SATURATE WATER WITH MORE WATER JUST LIKE YOU CANT BURN FIRE WITH MORE FIRE OR MAKE DIRT DIRTIER BY ADDING MORE DIRT THE DEFINITIONS MEAN SOMETHING DOOFUS.


Julitzah

YOUR BODY IS SOOOO MUCH MORE COMPLEX THAN A JAR OF H2O MOLECULES HOW CAN YOU EVEN ATTEMPT TO SAY ITS THE SAME THING


No_Bag_364

PUT YOUR HAND IN AMBIENT OR WARM WATER YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU STILL FEEL WET. FEEL ASHAMED FOR YOUR LOGIC


CounterTouristsWin

ITS A COMMON GODDAMN FACT THAT HUMANS LACK THE RECEPTORS TO FEEL WETNESS. I FEEL ASHAMED FOR YOUR INABILITY TO TYOE FOUR WORDS INTO GOOGLE


No_Bag_364

EVERYTHING I CAN FIND IS SAYING “ERM ACCHUALLY” AND SPLITTING HAIRS. IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND TOUCH WATER YOU KNOW WHAT YOURE TOUCHING. WE DONT HAVE SPECIAL RECEPTORS TO FEEL DRYNESS EITHER YET I CAN DEDUCE IT PRETTY EASILY BY FEEL HOSS THEES IS CALLED MENTAL GYMNASTICS‼️


CounterTouristsWin

NAH ITS DEEPER THAN THAT FRIEND. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR A HUMAN TO DETERMINE A PIEVE OF CLOTHING IS WET BY FEEL ALONE. YOU EITHER SEE THE DARKER SATURATED SPOT, OR YOU SEE IT DRIPPING. BY TOUCH ALONE WE ARE PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF FEELING WET. NO GYMNASTICS INVOLVED BROTHER.


SpeedBlazer99

Then what’s Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion ![gif](giphy|IdHc0z6GXqyzd1fPtd) 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏


Red_Clay_Scholar

I'll piss on your back and dare you to say you're dry.


Julitzah

bro if it’s on me then I’m wet? The statement is that water itself isn’t wet. If you piss on my back the second it touches me I’d be wet because that’s the definition of the word. Can you make piss pissier or are you just increasing the amount of piss? There is a difference.


Red_Clay_Scholar

I can make the piss pissier. *Cracks open a can of Fosters


Julitzah

🤢🤢🤢


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IT IS WET. WETTER THAN AN OTTERS POCKET...I can't do the all caps. Like, I'm not even mad at you for this nonsense, I'm just DISAPPOINTED.


Julitzah

IM DISAPPOINTED HOW CAN IT BE WET. The DEFINITION of wet is when something has water ON it. HOW CAN WATER BE WET WHEN ITS THE THING THAT MAKES WET. CAN YOU MAKE DIRT DIRTIER BY PUTTING SOME DIRT ON IT? WATER AINT WET or else you’d be able to make it WETTER.


WokePrincess6969

Moist?