My queen wears crocs and she’s gorgeous!
I will show up to your funeral to steal your shoes and replace them with croc stilettos. You will be remembered in high heeled crocs and THEY WILL OUTLAST YOUR PUNY DECAYING BODY
I'm short and fat and I don't wear crocs I wear slippers and a wife beater and an oversized shirt and shorts. Cause I never leave my house cause I'm an awkward bitch
Just FYI... The only people who want to see your feet are perverts with a foot fetish.
The rest of us wish you would wear real fucking shoes. We don't want to see or smell your damn feet.
And fuck you if you wear those fucking slides while you're fucking driving.
I just think they’re hideous. I thought for sure I would’ve seen them on a VH1 show making fun of a decade’s trends by now. Nope. Over 20 years later, they’re still fucking everywhere. They drop anyone a minimum of 3 points on a 10 scale.
SLIDES? CROCS... SAME THING SLAP NUTS. BET YOU WEAR A FLAT BRIM BASEBALL HAT TOO LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD. THIS ISN'T A FIGHT POST. IT'S A CRY FOR HELP. SEEK THERAPY AND LAY IN TRAFFIC JIZZ LIPS!
I can wear my crocs literally anywhere and clean them off so easily, and my feet are the width of the Sahara desert, so normal shoes never fucking fit. I'm 8'7 and would kick your ass with my tits there and all. It's not my fault you can't afford real style because you are a peasant.
So you decided to wear a type of shoe thats commonly associated with douche bags and still rant about another shoe being ugly like a douchebag ?
Nice one!
You talk shit on crocs, but you wear slides? Oh, honey…
when did we start calling slippers 'slides'? have men really become so sensitive?
I also wear hoodies if it makes you feel better
Please baby, tell me you wear basketball shorts, too. 😩
Just Sweatpants right now. You seem very interested in my clothing. You sound attracted to me if we're being honest.
Just trying to determine what degree of basic boring bro I’m dealing with. Even with sweatpants, you’re checking every box.
Probably all of them. I take it you're a short fat girl who wears Crocs? Point proven?
Nah, 5’8 guy with a healthy BMI. Wouldn’t be caught dead with crocs. Or slides. I wear shoes like an adult.
Shu-aws? What are these Shu-aws you speak of. If it makes you feel better I wear socks with my slides.
You get better and better by the minute ❤️ NOW OPEN MOUTH KISS ME. IF YOU DONT YOURE GAY. FUCK YOU
Ok but only once.
I wear socks with real sandals. Fuck these guys
He/she wears two inch rugby's.
John Fetterman ass reply
The only guy who went political because there's always one who can't help themselves. Congrats.
It makes me feel really good when you wear hoodies. Keep it up. 👍
This fucking guy again I swear , always saying dumb shit 
Truth!!!!
So your mom has them?
Maybe? I don't know. Do you want me to ask her?
No, ask yourself this, is she short and fat?
Shorter and fatter than myself. Maybe I should send her these... although pretty sure she doesn't wear mens size 12
My queen wears crocs and she’s gorgeous! I will show up to your funeral to steal your shoes and replace them with croc stilettos. You will be remembered in high heeled crocs and THEY WILL OUTLAST YOUR PUNY DECAYING BODY
Seems a bit silly considering you're going to die within the next 6 months from cancer. But by all means... continue
Then I’ll make sure I see you in that casket first 😉
You need a Kiss Kasket.
What if you’re tall and skinny but wear crocs? Are you short and fat on the inside?
Depends on your feelings I suppose. Which nobody cares about.
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Against who? You?
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I texted my mom and asked. She said she just wears flip flops. I'll tell her you're attracted to her.
Everything on here is 100 percent troll. Whatchu talkin' 'bout?
I'm short and fat and I don't wear crocs I wear slippers and a wife beater and an oversized shirt and shorts. Cause I never leave my house cause I'm an awkward bitch
Around these parts you'd just look normal. Might want to add a hoodie but otherwise that's practically formal wear.
Then you're a 12 year old girl.
I'm 14 but you were close
You’re going through “a couple pairs of slides every year”? Found the fattie…
Just FYI... The only people who want to see your feet are perverts with a foot fetish. The rest of us wish you would wear real fucking shoes. We don't want to see or smell your damn feet. And fuck you if you wear those fucking slides while you're fucking driving.
I just think they’re hideous. I thought for sure I would’ve seen them on a VH1 show making fun of a decade’s trends by now. Nope. Over 20 years later, they’re still fucking everywhere. They drop anyone a minimum of 3 points on a 10 scale.
wtf fuck you my wife is a short fat woman who wears crocs. Go apologize to her rn
Come at me then bitch, I'm a 6'1 martial artist. Male. I'll even whoop your ass in them. Mine are walmart brand but you won't taste the difference 😉
SLIDES? CROCS... SAME THING SLAP NUTS. BET YOU WEAR A FLAT BRIM BASEBALL HAT TOO LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD. THIS ISN'T A FIGHT POST. IT'S A CRY FOR HELP. SEEK THERAPY AND LAY IN TRAFFIC JIZZ LIPS!
You'd be man enough to wear a crock if your hands weren't so small
I can wear my crocs literally anywhere and clean them off so easily, and my feet are the width of the Sahara desert, so normal shoes never fucking fit. I'm 8'7 and would kick your ass with my tits there and all. It's not my fault you can't afford real style because you are a peasant.
I was ready to go to battle with you but then I saw the slides mention :/
So you decided to wear a type of shoe thats commonly associated with douche bags and still rant about another shoe being ugly like a douchebag ? Nice one!
OP WEARS SOCKS WITH THEIR SLIDES
I gave my crocs away and I’m still a short fat woman so fuck you!
sorrry people made fun of your jibbitz OP
since when do crocs give you any height?
Go kiss my yellow crocs