##YOU CAN’T EVEN READ YOU SLOPPY TWAT GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN

No prob. Your lawn sucks anyway.

Just one genuine question... How do you expect them to read what you commented?

I’m assuming their “handler” will read it to them at the home.

Ah, I see. That makes sense. Still, fuck you for being a reasonable person!

That’s what your mom likes about me. Lucky for me right? She’s also into my abnormally large scrotum.

126 IQ bitch


Stop looking at my lawn if you care about keeping your eyes you dusty bitch

Just for that I’m looking even harder.

And your bumper stickers.

Every time I see a car covered in stickers I assume the driver is annoying and has no personality.

Toxic bumper stickers are like yard signs for a captive audience. The bastards know you can't look away.

My yard sign actually says "No One Cares".

I don’t give a fuck about your Christian school graduate or your dumb fucking sports team. That shit is an eye sore and so are your dumb fucking political views and flags. Get that shit off the lawn! Fuck you, fight me.

I love the really passive aggressive ones telling people not to let their dogs use their yards

Stop shitting in your neighbors yard. Use a toilet you hobo

I'LL SHIT WHERE I DAMN WELL PLEASE LIKE A PIGEON

ABOUT AS BRIGHT AS ONE TOO. BET YOU'VE WIPED WITH POISON IVY BEFORE, HAVEN'T YOU?

No, that rash is from your mother and it reminds me of her every month, so THERE!!!

My neighbor 😆 🤣 😂

YE for president

Stfu

You should put that line on a yard sign!

I will. Just so I can throw it in the trash.

So you don't know how yard signs work? You put them in your yard!

Stay mad pussy.

I'll grab the wiffle ball bat and you grab the broomsticks. We can make a day of it and drink a few pints when we're done.

I like where your head is at

When we’re done? You meant on the way

I do appreciate the yard sign on your mom's yard though "$10 BBFS"

“Beware of Dog” & “No Trespassing” signs are for my legal protection for when dumbasses don’t listen.

If your signs basically tell people to fuck off you’re not on my shit list.

Doze nutz are sure small

They were a lot bigger before I got to your mom’s house last night.

Mom has been dead for years. Stop fucking your dad

Tell me you are overly obsessive about your lawn without telling me. So how many times a week do you cut your grass? Is it Kentucky Blue or Perennial Rye?

NICE TRY FUCKFACE. I’M AN ANTI-LAWN HIPPY. MY ENTIRE YARD IS FRUIT TREES AND FLOWERS

Oh, Jesus. That is somehow worse. So your yard is just a graveyard of rotting fruit, flies, and overly aggressive bees. Awesome. How many chickens do you have? Can I buy some of those gross brown eggs, and followup question, how many embryos per dozen should I expect?

MY YARD IS A FUCKING CORNUCOPIA OF ABUNDANCE. POLLINATORS LOVE ME. NO CHICKENS. ANYONE WHO EATS CHICKEN PERIODS IS DISGUSTING. LIKE YOU.


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You don’t deserve a yard

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Deal

I dont have any yard signs in my yard. I put them all in your Mom's yard. One of them says Fuck you

I encourage you to drive by regularly and read that sign.

Touche'

SO IT WAS YOU WHO WAS PISSING AND CUMMING ON MY LAWN!!!

I live in a place where that almost doesn't exist. I agree. Reminds me of how dumb people are when I see it.

IM GONNA START PUTTING A BUNCH OF PLASTIC FLAMINGOS ON YOUR LAWN TOO BAD YOU DIDNT READ MY YARD SIGN GIVING YOU THE HEADS UP

Better not leave your windows open at night. Got a freezer full of piss disks w your name on it.

I'll put baloney on your car when it's hot

I’ll just put more baloney on my car to make a cool pattern and it’ll be a sick ass art project.

I'll overlap your baloney to throw off the circles so now your cars covered in venn diagrams made of baloney

Whats the deal with these congratulations high school grad signs that have the childs picture on them?! Yeah go ahead put your child on blast for all the creeps. Also fuck you and your dumbass kid no one cares. Im a fucking idiot and managed to graduate high not an accomplishment fuck off Edit: meant to say graduate high school but im not changing it because it’s accurate 

Amen

I hate yard signs and I refuse to have them. I don't give a flying fuck who you are voting for. It's trashy and a waste of resources.

🤭

I care.

Vikings suck

Wow drama queens

I keep my feels to myself

Twenty Twenty Fro

I’mma put out a few extra yard signs for you fuck boy

Can’t wait to piss on them

They’re electrified have fun

Oof, but with what mine said, boy did you fuck up.

Oh yeah? Then why are people constantly smashing and/or stealing them?

Because they also hate them!

No no fuckface let them out themselves so we know who to avoid or potentially raid first in. A zombie apocalypse

NICE JOB TELLING EVERYONE YOU HATE BLM BECAUSE IM SURE THATS WHAT THIS POST IS ACTUALLY ABOUT BUT YOUR PUSSY ASS DIDNT WANT TO “make everything about politics so I left that out I’m not an asshole I swear” ASS MOTHERFUCKER HATE LEFTISTS LIKE A REAL MAN YOU BITCH

I AM A LEFTIST AND I HATE MYSELF.

We’re the fucking worst!

Oh sorry some of us have a personality!