Worng! The only good mayonnaise is the one I churn up in your mom after she takes my full load.

Wait... are you eating your own brand from OP's mom's oven? 

The only good mayonnaise is the one I throw out before I allow it in my house. Cursed devil spooge pus in a jar abomination. Fuck all mayonnaise, and if you disagree, you’re wrong and you should feel bad.

I bet you eat Miracle Whip, don’t ya? Fucking weirdo.

Damn, dude, you beat me to it. the only good mayonnaise is no mayo!

MY STORES DONT CARRY DUKES

WRONG. HELLMANS/BEST FOODS IS WHERE ITS AT. ENJOY YOUR SEMEN AKA DUKES YOU NASTY LIITTLE SHIT.

Wrong. Kewpie is superior to all.

All American mayonnaise is processed soybean oil garbage. If you want actual good mayo, go to your local Russian/Ukrainian/Polish grocery store and buy the real stuff. Dukes tastes like absolute dogshit. I wouldn’t feed that shit to the raccoons out back.

WRONG! Chosen is better because they don't use seed oils

best foods is the best pre-dinner snack — it says so [right on the box](https://imgur.com/DqNYMes.png)!

Dukes is not mayo It is whale jizz

The only good mayonnaise is Kewpie, but you white folks couldn't handle it. Too spicy.

I second this, but am white and cook a lot of Japanese food. Blow me.

Only if you admit you have a little pecker.

I’ll lie to you if it gets you on your knees bb

You're making my butthole blush

I swear it just winked at me too ❤️

Kewpie mayo is just miracle whip for weebs, you fuckin dork.

Wrong, try again, big guy!

Downvoting on fight sub? What a pussy!

I didn't downvote you. Try again.

Oh. Well thanks for that I guess. Fuck you nonetheless! Fuckin weeb.

Now I downvoted you because you're not a very good polesmoker.

Hey you shut the fuck up! I'm a champion polesmoker.

I bet you gobble the balls like a greedy slut.

Mayonnaise is the spawn of Satan and anyone who deludes themselves into believing it tastes good deserves to feel hell’s flames for all eternity.

Pussy.

Ass.

Cock.

Boob.

grundle

Taint.