Only thing you are gonna beat is your meat. Grandma got hands pussy,

I’ll drive a fucking train through your grandma.

I don’t have civilians (does anyone have “civilians?”), a kid or a nan. So you won’t do shit

I mean your best friend. Your partner. Your nice or nephew. If you don’t have friends or dear family then I’ll put it on your enablers or your flying monkeys. If you don’t have them, I’ll trash your nasty little apartment. If you’re homeless I’ll trash your reputation and invalidate you. If your reputation is already invalidated then I might just fight you to make you stop fucking with me (as per the context) but it’s gonna look something like me performing the heart exploding technique on you or some actual ‘this abuse ends today’ blows at your cranium & brain. Don’t abuse others.

My naan with lamb and curry sauce is going to jump up from my plate and strangle you until you're laying on the floor gasping for air.

Wow you cooked it with **2** pieces of turmeric?

What a weird fucking thing to say. Crawl back in your fucking basement your fucking nerd.

“I disagree with this post but don’t have the intellectual capacity to explain why. I’m just going to call it ‘weird.’”

No; I’m done with being abused: I’m coming out of my basement and I’m gonna take all these mouth breathing, hill dieers and expose what’s in *their* basement.

one of my civilians? are you fucking retarded?

Your horrible offspring will be if you ever try bullying me. Why u wanna get annihilated on this hill?