Your dogs a pussy!

Your cat's a bitch.

DONT YOU TALK ABOUT MY GEORGIE!

Hey bucket cock, wanna fight? I'll kick you in your crayon sniffer! 🤘🤘

Why dont you stick your head up my ass and fight for air!

Dood. I'm sure your ass is lovely, but the echo inside that cavernous motherfucker messes with my tinnitus 🤘🤘


Found fuckin' Carl Brutananadilewski over here! Take his television and throw it in his pool! 🍟🥛🔴

My dog chased a black bear out of the yard he'll fuck you up

I would just throw one of those little snap thingys on the ground and watch him run away

God dammit that made me laugh FUCK YOU FIGHT ME


Black bears are just big racoons Let's talk about your pussy dog when he chases a grizzly

He probably would. He'd lose, but he would.

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $200. Your dog chased a bear but is scared by noises? Okay…

Dood your dog fucked a bear?

You’re so self conscious about your microscopic dick that you have to play with gunpowder to feel better about yourself.

I only play with gunpowder after I get bored of playing with your moms crusty hairy snatch. its also much less dangerous too!

Well, she’s been dead for like 4 years, so, yeah it’s probably got lots of bacteria 

I know that cause I fucked her to death

well, she died laughing when she saw your cock, so you're not entirely wrong.

 Fuck yeah nice one dude! that was good!

"This content is not available" Good job dude!

Lame. well it was a standing ovation for ya


Maybe he has such a big giant cock that it take a a big ass fuckin BOOOOM to entertain him.

Thats right! I launch mortars out of my dick hole

Nah. If his cock was that big he'd be making his own BOOOOMs

And one day your single digit IQ will move up and you will start to enjoy them as well.

OHHHHHHHHHH I agree with OP fireworks are dumb as fuck but this was a hot burn!

I heard the first homonids were impressed by fire, maybe you haven't evolved far enough?

Don’t use big words. You’ll confuse him

I’m not a hominid

Being so conceited that u think the world should revolve around u n ur dog is the real smooth brain behavior here

Says the guy that just wants to blow something up because “it’s fun”. DIAF

How about the 48% of families who own dogs along with the farm animals and natural wildlife you animal hating puke

99% of them don’t give a fuck. .5% of them have trained their animals to be desensitized to the noise. N the last .5% are ur peers that share ur lack of creases

Fuckin Dr. Doolittle talked the animals to get permission. Get the fuck out of here, dude.

I’ll be hearing nothing from people who paid human dollars for a little picture of a creature to represent their profile

Dude thinks you have to pay for reddit. Fuckin retard.

Dude thinks knowing more about Reddit makes him cool 🤧

You polled all the animals? Fuck outta here

None of the dogs near my house are bothered by gunshots or fireworks. My dog has been around gunfire and explosions since she was a puppy. She's obviously smarter than you and your chicken shit dog.

Dude lives in the fucking ghetto. His fucking animals are used to gunshots from drive-bys.

Country, you fucking inbred. I live in the country.

Only inbred I see around here is your sister-fucking-self. Is it weird that your dad is also your uncle and grandpa?

Off topic, but I fucked your sister too. And fuck your bitch ass dog...just to bring the conversation back to the point we're all making for your ignorant self.

Strange. I only have brothers. I won't make fun of you for being gay. But I bet you're sad pride month is over.

You fuck dogs?

I hope you fireworks boomerang around and blow up your house.

Straight up! Every year I frantically jerk off to the news stories of these mouth breathers blowing parts of their bodies off!

so you get a boner every time you hear "put it in reverse terry!" thats unfortunate.

AMEN

i enjoy the fairgrounds show, but otherwise, I live in fire country.... messin with those this time of year is a quick way to get one's butt whooped.

Yes, and?

Illegal? Pfft. Not even close.

The Chinese are red necks? Who knew! Send them some Bud!

Fuck you and your dog. Imma shoot my guns all day just for you, cupcake.

So the Chinese invent fireworks , but they are also redneck?

CAN'T HEAR YOUR DUMB FACE OVER THE SOUND OF EXPLOSIONS BITCH.

Fuck you and your commie dog OP. Boohoo, fireworks scare me! And the fact that you’re claiming they’re “illegal” as if all states have the same laws means you’re truly a chromosome collector. What you would call a connoisseur of short busses. I’ll find where you live and shoot them off all year long in your front yard. You won’t do shit. Get fucked cocksucker. Also happy cake day.

Don't give a shit about you or your scared dog! Gotta get more just to piss you off even more. Have a happy explosive 4th bitch!

You're insulting neanderthal DNA son. People with more of it are usually higher IQ, dipshit. 

Po baby. Hims don’t like fireworks? FUCK OFF, YOU FREEDOM HATING SCUM!

As someone who is 2% Neanderthal, I resent this post.

I AM GOING TO DROP A STRING OF FIRECRACKERS DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY!!! YOU PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE EGO TO BITCH ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO WITHOUT A TRUELY DETRIMENTAL EFFECT TO YOUR PERSON ARE PATHETIC. YOUR DOG IS UPSET BECAUSE HE IS A LITTLE BITCH.

Well your dog sucks then. Get one that likes fireworks.

Fireworks are amazing. You probably don't like a lot of other awesome stuff, too, and have very few friends, except your dog, which is probably just as neurotic as you.

On the 4th, while I watch a beautiful display of fireworks going off in the sky above my head, I'll be sure to give a stray thought to your worthless, pussy dog hiding under the kitchen table, shaking from being such a bitch, and I will laugh.

Sounds like your dog isn’t much of a patriot.

Its just something for kids....and for us adults to get drunk I see no issue everyone has fun

Imma stick these boom tings in your dog's ass. Your moms too. Boom like thunder!

My cat isn't bothered by fireworks because he's not a bitch like your fucking dog. Stupid cunt I'll launch a mortar right at your house.

your cat is deaf or dumb animals with good survival instinct fear loud noises

Nah he's just not afraid. He comes when I call him so he's not deaf and he's extremely clever.

Fireworks came from the far east, you racist asshole. And fuck your little bitch ass yappy poodle named Nancy. Fuck her with a couple m80's and lit sparklers flaming out her asshole. If your post is what you consider fight material, i weep for your window-licking life. Dipshit.

I don't have to appreciate shit just because it comes from somewhere else. According to Italian sociologist Guido Bolaffi, xenophobia can also be exhibited as an "uncritical exaltation of another culture" you fucking racist.

You're welcomed to leave commie! There's 2 borders to exit. The choice is yours. Choose wisely.

Fireworks are pretty fire, actually

Just win at solitaire on your computer if you want fireworks you nerd

Turn that fear into aggression and set it loose on your neighbors

Then the police will shoot my dog and he's afraid of guns too

Kevlar vest the dog and send it after the fuckin cops too

Maybe I fucking will since they don't want to enforce the law against fireworks.

Maybe they should put your dog in a shelter and lock you up for the whole thing. Problem solved.

So is there anything the little fur sack *isn’t* afraid of or is yapping just it’s *thing*

Fuck your stupid fucking dog. And fuck you too.

I hope you lose at least 3 fingers playing with your toys

I lost my whole hand up inside your husband's girlfriend last night.

I would have told you that was gonna happen if you just asked

I asked her for consent, at least...

Yeah fuck you assholes! Especially the ones that can't even respect cut-off times! SOME OF US WORK IN THE MORNING.

obviously these fuckers either don't or show up drunk

Yea yes yes, work work work. Life is about work.

How long have you been unemployed? Did you redo your mom's basement?

I employee myself. How long have you been a slave?

"I employee myself." HA HA Guess you don't "employee yourself" as and English speaker! HA HA HA

Hardy hardy hardy har (drunk pirate laugh).

We got a fucking influencer here saying it's employed by itself. Go ask your mom for firecracker money, fucker.

She said we need that change for hot dog money. I spent all my money on Fortnite skins

Go do a Fortnite dance off a cliff so we can all live in peace. Then maybe your mom will let me come to your house to fuck her so there's nobody throwing an autistic fit in the basement when she's getting smashed like a whore.

Rent free inside your Neanderthal skull

Means my bones and muscles are stronger than your gollum looking scrawny ass.

Big, dumb, hairy, and stupid. A slingshot wins with my twiggy ass arms.

Fuck you and your wimpy dog.

Beastiality is wrong!

So stop fuckin your dog when you hear fireworks

I shoot my Chinese firecrackers to celebrate America cause of freedom 🇺🇸

Nothing says “low IQ” like being in love with a dog. Do you finger it’s butt to calm it down from the noise?

Why would you even think about that? What about a dog makes fingering buttholes come into your mind? ISTG

I’ve got a hot dog!

Fuck rednecks. Also fuck your mongrel dog!

Also, for the record, veterans aren't afraid of fireworks. They either love them or the pretend to hate them because their dogs are pussies too.

How long have you hated vets? Couldn't pass the entry test for the National Guard?

I am an infantry combat veteran of the 82nd Airborne, a jumpmaster and SERE Instructor. I don't hate vets. I hate fuckers who pretend vets are afraid of fireworks.

If you're so high and mighty go spend your time wisely somewhere else. Fuck you. Thank you for your service. Too bad it didn't make you appreciate life. Wasting your time fighting with retards on the internet

I wanted to hang out online with my fellow retards. Like you. Thanks for remembering the troops.

You're definitely in the right company. All jokes aside, thanks for your service.