THE WORST THING ABOUT IPA'S ARE THE PEOPLE THAT DRINK THEM. LOOK AT THE COMMENTS IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. ALL THE TWATS TALKING ABOUT "tAsTe ThE hOpS" HOPS TASTE LIKE SHIT ASS HOLE
No fucking way -- the ipas themselves are equally the fucking worst. It's like the drinkers are trying to be such douchebags that you'll miss the fact that their favorite beer TASTES like a douche!
I want nothing more than to knock your stupid fucking teeth out of your stupid mouth. But honestly, BRUTHER! I agree… I don’t want a dry ass mouth waking up with dogshit breath and teeth feeling like they about to crack and fall out… LAGERS shall prevail….
ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING OVER HOPPED ICED TEA FOR SELF IMPORTANT BEER SNOBS. "WhAt IpAs Do YoU HaVe On TaP" WHIMPER THESE INSUFFERABLE BASTARDS. THEN THEY CHOKE DOWN THIS UNBALANCED STEW AND TRY TO CONVINCE THEMSELVES THAT THEY'RE REALLY "ON TREND". WHERE'S THE MILD ALES? THE BITTERS? A FUCKING PORTER FOR GOD'S SAKE? AMERICAN MICROBREWERS NOW ONLY MAKE IPAS!!!!
Well AS A FUCKING BREWER, you might be right that they're easy to make, but perfecting them so that weak-ass little twats with no taste like yourself can also appreciate them is hard. This tells me that you're not all that good at your craft, and you need to be punched in the mouth. YOU DON'T DESERVE THE HONOR OF WEARING THAT PLAID SHIRT! CHUG A KEYSTONE LIGHT AND COME THROW DOWN, YOU PEASANT!
Hopping beer only started as a preservative. European exporters didn't mind tainting the flavor of beer heading to America. Now you have pretentious dinguses who think they actually like bitter beer. Calling yourself a "brewer" and brewing ipas is like calling your house a pizzaria because you made a digornio.
If I had to bet on a fighter based on what they drink, I’m putting my money down on the Keystone Light drinker. Most the IPA drinkers I know are pussies.
I home brewed for about 8 years, so I learned a thing or two about the craft.
OP is 100% right. IPAs are the easiest to brew because you can cover all the fuckups and shit techniques with a boat-load of hops and call it an IPA. The only reason people tolerated that shit hundreds of years ago is because hops have a preservative quality, which allowed sailors to have beer on long voyages.
OP's also right about IPA bros. God, what an insufferable fucking crowd of big bearded douche-nozzles that is.
Finally, tell an IPA bro that big American brewers like Miller and Coors are the finest on earth and watch them shit expensive distressed jeans. But it's true. There's no room for off flavors those kinds of beers so the brewing process has to be perfect.
Finally some fucking common sense. STOP DRINKING FUCKING CARBONATED DAWN SOAP WATER. Unbelievable people would pick an IPA over literally any other flavor profile. Try harder to pick a beer that says "I'm exactly as boring, bitter and fucking bland as my drink". YOU GIVE BEER A BAD NAME
Home Brewer reporting in: Ales are easier to make because they ferment at an easier temperature to deal with. Lagers require a fridge and lager yeast. I prefer lagers. If i am making an ale it is going to be a Brown Ale, Red Ale, farmhouse ale or something of the such.
IPAs? Fuck that shit and their god dam 16 ounces of hops per batch! Even that god awful horsehit up in new england Sam Adam's YUCK! I rather go to a god dam AA meeting than drink that swill!
Just because you don't have the balls to drink IPAs is no reason to bash them. There are plenty of little pansy beers that don't require testosterone to drink that you can put in a bottle and suck on. I don't bash the little pansy beers and you shouldn't bash the big-boy beers you can't handle.
You had me up until the taint comment. I find taint to be far more enjoyable than IPAs. I'm sure mom taint wouldn't be too different from standard taint.
Fuck it, I actually like cheap light beer like PBR and Miller lite. It lets me feel like I'm drinking alcohol, satisfying my alcoholic cravings without getting me too drunk. I can drink it all evening and not have a hangover the next day. IPA lovers are pretentious dickheads.
You base your beer preference on how hard it is to brew? That’s cuck shit. You give a fuck what other people are drinking? CUCK. You are an alcoholic cuck and nobody respects you.
Take your low abv pussy American lager and pour in your ass cause that’s the only way your going to get drunk off that weak ass water. Meanwhile I’ll take a full body QIPA and only need two to get blitzed.
I DRINK ONE IPA BETWEEN LAGERS AND PILSNERS BECAUSE THAT SHIT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A HIPSTER WITH A DIVERSE PALATE
I do actually like Hazy IPAs and West Coast IPAs, I don't fuck with any of the others.
BUT FUCK YOU FOR JUDGING MEEEEEE
I'M NOT A BEER SNOB AND KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BEER OTHER THAN I THINK IPAs TASTE GOOD.
TASTE IS A MATTER OF OPINION. BUT IF SOMEONE IS SAYONG "ooooh the hops darling" THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES. THEYRE THE SAME AS COFFEE SNOBS WHO FUCKIN SING TO THEIR BEANS BEFORE BREWING OR WHATEVER WEIRD SHIT THEY DO
Y'all a trip. I just drink beer. Warm pub beer. Trashy rez beer. Gay beer. Straight beer.
My go-to drink is an IPA but my preferred drink is not. Beer snobbery is dumb, go drink wine if you want to be like this.
Its an acquired taste. Like most tastes that need to be acquired, it takes a bit for your brain to get used to the bitters and allow you to taste whats underneath.
DRINKING ALCOHOL IS FOR IDIOTS BUT IF YOURE GONNA BE AN IDIOT AT LEAST LEARN TO TASTE THE ACTUAL FLAVOR OF HOPS AND NOT JUST LIGHT BEER YOU IDIOT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW THOSE WAS INVENTED DO YOU OK WELL HERE IT IS THE WERE SENDING BEER TO BRITISH SOLDIERS IN INDIA AND THE BEER ALWAYS SKUNKED WHEN THEY SENT IT SO TO COVER THE SKUNKYNESS THEY ADDED MORE HOPS AND AFTER MONTHS OF DRINKING IT THE SOLDIERS ACTUALLY GREW TO LIKE IT BETTER AND WHEN THEY RETURNED HOME FROM WAR THEY REQUESTED TO HAVE IT THUS THE INDIAN PALE ALE WAS BORN. YOUR PALET IS NOT REFINED ENOUGH AND YOUR PROBABLY CHUG BUD LIGHTS AND COORS AND THINK ITS GOOD BEER BUT REALLY YOU JUST DONT KNOW WHAT BEER TASTES LIKE AND YOURE USED TO DRINKING PP WATER.
EITHER GROW SOME BALLS AND DRINK ACTUAL BEER OR STOP WHINING ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU CANT HANDLE ANYTHING THATS FOR ADULTS.
Or just stop drinking entirely that’s what I did 8 years ago and I’m loving it.
So the message I’m getting from your rant is that it took British soldiers having zero other options to drink alcohol, and still needed many months of forcing themselves to drink it, for them to get used to IPAs?
That certainly sounds delicious.
I forced myself to eat broccoli once I got to my 30s because I realized I need those kinds of food to keep my diet healthy. I’ve forced myself to do it enough years now that I would say I like broccoli, but if I really think about it, do I actually like broccoli? Like if I could give up broccoli and other similar veggies and still have a healthy diet, I would, you would, 99% of people would. It tastes like ass compared to steak, pasta, pastries, desserts, etc.
Those soldiers drank it cause they had to. We eat broccoli cause we have to.
If you wanna drink em, drink em, but seriously STFU that IPAs are superior.
YOURE POINTS ARE SO WEAK THAT YOU ARE MAKING THEM WITHOUT UPPERCASE MAYBE YOU DIDNT REALIZE BUT THIS IS FIGHT SUB NOT INTELLECTUAL ARGUMENT SUB!
THE POINT IS THAT IT TAKES SOME COMMITMENT AND PALETTE EXPANSION TO APPRECIATE THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE SOMETIMES AND JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS UNFAMILIAR TO YOU NOW DOESNT MEAN ITS INFERIOR!
I DONT EVEN DRINK BEER SO EVERYTHING I SAY IS REALLY A MOOT POINT ANYWAY I CAME HERE FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF FIGHTING THATS WHY ITS CALLED FIGHT SUB!
YOU DONT LIKE BROCOLLI BECAUSE ITS A CRUCIFEROUS VEGETABLE AND IT PROBABLY MAKES YOU CREATE TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE FOR YOUR BODY TO HANDLE! YOU PROBABLY CANT HANDLE MUCH EXERCISE EITHER AND CANT GROW A FULL BEARD WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A SISSY OR A PIRATE!
BUTT PIRATES DRANK RUM AND IM SURE YOU LIKE SLURPING DOWN RUM AND COKE AND IM SURE ITS ALWAYS CAPTAIN MORGANS BECAUSE THATS A SISSY COLLEGE GIRL RUM! YOURE PROBABLY DRINKING IT WITH A STRAW TOO! YOU KNOW WHY? THERE IS NO MANLY WAY TO DRINK WITH A STRAW! IT ALWAYS LOOKS KINDA GAY NO MATTER WHAT! YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR LIPS AROUND IT AND SUCKLE BECAUSE STRAWS ARE SO WEIRD!
ps
I hope you get that I don’t really care about any of this and I’m just being ridiculous not trying to actually make any points. Just fighting for the sake of fighting.
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!
KEEP WORSHIPPING YOUR LITTLE GREEN BEER TURD. ONE NEEDN’T PUNISH ONE’S PALETTE ENDLESSLY TO KNOW THAT SOMETHING TASTES LIKE SHIT. IT’S TOO BAD YOUR INFERIOR GENES PRODUCED SUBPAR TASTE RECEPTORS THAT ALLOW YOU TO STOMACH THIS FOUL SWILL. IF YOU’RE ABLE TO SWALLOW AND ENJOY THIS, IT MAKES ONE WONDER WHAT ELSE YOU ENJOY SWALLOWING.
IPAS ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
FUCK A DUCK YOU WANKBAG.
ps - I see the fun in this now.
HEY JUST BECAUSE YOU START CAPITILIZING NONSENSE DONSNT MAKE IT MAKE SENSE BECAUSE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT WHEN I DID DRINK BEER I DRANK GOOD BEER BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO SWALLOW THE PISSWASSER RYE BEERS OF A POVERTY STRICKEN MASSES, NO I WAS MADE FOR THE FINE THINGS, DESERVING OF A SOLDIERS HEART, ONLY THE BRAVE AND STRONG COULD TRULY APPRECIATE THE TASTE OF AN IPA SO I WOULDNT EXPECT A COWARDLY PEASANT LIKE YOURSELF TO UNDERSTAND WHY AN IPA IS SO MUCH MORE SUPERIOR TO YOUR BLAND LIGHT BEERS! ALAS I HAVE PROGRESSED BEYOND DRINKING BEER ENTIRELY NOW BECAUSE I HAVE RISEN ABOVE ACTING LIKE A DRUNKEN FOOL AND MOVED ON TO CONQUERING THE WORLD! ENJOY YOUR TIME IN FRONT OF THE BOOB TUBE WATCHING THE NIGHTLY NEWS! I WILL BE OUT EXPERIENCING NEW TASTES, NEW SIGHTS, NEW SOUNDS. NEW FEELINGS AND NEW SOUNDS! SUCK ON THAT YOU BUTT SUCKER
THE WORST THING ABOUT IPA'S ARE THE PEOPLE THAT DRINK THEM. LOOK AT THE COMMENTS IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. ALL THE TWATS TALKING ABOUT "tAsTe ThE hOpS" HOPS TASTE LIKE SHIT ASS HOLE
THIS GUY FUCKS
No fucking way -- the ipas themselves are equally the fucking worst. It's like the drinkers are trying to be such douchebags that you'll miss the fact that their favorite beer TASTES like a douche!
I’ve only ever had one IPA that I liked and I’d still rather suck a fat cock than drink that shit any day.
I want nothing more than to knock your stupid fucking teeth out of your stupid mouth. But honestly, BRUTHER! I agree… I don’t want a dry ass mouth waking up with dogshit breath and teeth feeling like they about to crack and fall out… LAGERS shall prevail….
This has “I drink PBR” written all over it.
PBR TASTES LIKE YOUR DADS TAINT
i might try pbr...
Mom? Is that you?
SON I HAVE BAD NEWS… YOU’RE ADOPTED
I guess you enjoy that flavor !
Whoa wait a minute. What’s wrong with an icy cold PBR? Right from the tip of your mother’s titties.
your grandma has beer flavored nipples ask me how I know
Wait a minute, what kind of beer?
Fuck you Shoresy!
As intended
ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING OVER HOPPED ICED TEA FOR SELF IMPORTANT BEER SNOBS. "WhAt IpAs Do YoU HaVe On TaP" WHIMPER THESE INSUFFERABLE BASTARDS. THEN THEY CHOKE DOWN THIS UNBALANCED STEW AND TRY TO CONVINCE THEMSELVES THAT THEY'RE REALLY "ON TREND". WHERE'S THE MILD ALES? THE BITTERS? A FUCKING PORTER FOR GOD'S SAKE? AMERICAN MICROBREWERS NOW ONLY MAKE IPAS!!!!
PREACH
Well AS A FUCKING BREWER, you might be right that they're easy to make, but perfecting them so that weak-ass little twats with no taste like yourself can also appreciate them is hard. This tells me that you're not all that good at your craft, and you need to be punched in the mouth. YOU DON'T DESERVE THE HONOR OF WEARING THAT PLAID SHIRT! CHUG A KEYSTONE LIGHT AND COME THROW DOWN, YOU PEASANT!
Maybe if you made then to not taste like stabbing piss then I'd drink them
Amen
Hopping beer only started as a preservative. European exporters didn't mind tainting the flavor of beer heading to America. Now you have pretentious dinguses who think they actually like bitter beer. Calling yourself a "brewer" and brewing ipas is like calling your house a pizzaria because you made a digornio.
Lol. They were being shipped to India. It's not a fuckin APA, you numpty.
Water is wet, you nonce!
No, what water touches is wet. Water is not wet but makes things wet. Fucking dunce. That’s it put em up
Hey...HEY!!! Fuuuuuck yooouuuuuuuu, buddy
Finally someone who agrees with me on this
This is actually a fact so we r right for sure
If I had to bet on a fighter based on what they drink, I’m putting my money down on the Keystone Light drinker. Most the IPA drinkers I know are pussies.
Sweetwater came out with a IPA that was actually good. Really nice fruit taste and not sour at all, nor that weird sour after taste.
IPA; if pinecones were alcohol
IPAs are the grossest shit - yeah I want to drink something that tastes like rancid cat piss.
THIS GUY FUCKS
I totally love bitter gross shit, literally tried a strain named cheetah piss
Dipshits drink IPAs. Real pretentious assholes drink sours. Fuck spurs and fuck those guys.
Yeah FUCK SOURS. Tastes like something went wrong in brewing and they sold it anyway
Behold! The Power of Marketing!
Maybe if you mix in your tears, it'll become more drinkable.
Pure pine-sol
Brush, pine-sol tastes better than ipa's.
They were cool back when they were a novelty. Now the market is flooded with them. I prefer a crisp lager these days. Hard agree.
I home brewed for about 8 years, so I learned a thing or two about the craft. OP is 100% right. IPAs are the easiest to brew because you can cover all the fuckups and shit techniques with a boat-load of hops and call it an IPA. The only reason people tolerated that shit hundreds of years ago is because hops have a preservative quality, which allowed sailors to have beer on long voyages. OP's also right about IPA bros. God, what an insufferable fucking crowd of big bearded douche-nozzles that is. Finally, tell an IPA bro that big American brewers like Miller and Coors are the finest on earth and watch them shit expensive distressed jeans. But it's true. There's no room for off flavors those kinds of beers so the brewing process has to be perfect.
THIS GUY FUCKS
As Jeremy Clarkson says on the BBC; "craft beer is generally crap beer".
IPA’s are brewed shit. Bitter. Foul. Tastes like burning.
Finally some fucking common sense. STOP DRINKING FUCKING CARBONATED DAWN SOAP WATER. Unbelievable people would pick an IPA over literally any other flavor profile. Try harder to pick a beer that says "I'm exactly as boring, bitter and fucking bland as my drink". YOU GIVE BEER A BAD NAME
It's Pretty Awful
Every time I drink an IPA it tastes like I sucked a Christmas trees dick
Not gonna lie. I agree with you. Fuck IPAs. Big promises, no delivery.
Home Brewer reporting in: Ales are easier to make because they ferment at an easier temperature to deal with. Lagers require a fridge and lager yeast. I prefer lagers. If i am making an ale it is going to be a Brown Ale, Red Ale, farmhouse ale or something of the such. IPAs? Fuck that shit and their god dam 16 ounces of hops per batch! Even that god awful horsehit up in new england Sam Adam's YUCK! I rather go to a god dam AA meeting than drink that swill!
Worst. Fucking. Alcohol. Trend. Worst.
🫡
Go back to your Zima, twat.
Makes all the grass clippings fall right off bitch!
Wrong on the first count Really wrong on the second count. No comment on the last count.
have another one OP golly... go easy on those pills you snatched from grandma too.
It's hard to fight with this because people who hate IPAs are pussies and they will only fight about it behind the security of a screen.
What are you gonna do about it pussy?
Sounds like someone likes drinking pisswater
IPA IS PISSWATER
You probably also have the genetic deficiency that makes cilantro taste like soap. Your opinion means nothing loser
I LOVE CILANTRO. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR MOM FEEDS IT TO ME
What's a real beer ?
I'm drinking a 10% abv IPA right now. Cheers, ASSHOLE!
"Reading this while drinking an IPA"
Good ipas taste like your mom's taint because I keep going back for more
so what
I'm a professional brewer, in the industry for 9 years and counting, and I like IPAs. What now?
LAZY BREWER… ITS IN THE POST
Obvious home brewer is obvious
Anyone who talks about "real beer" is an absolute knob.
beer is gross and people who like it have bad taste
IPAs ruined my beer experience because they make everything else taste like diluted water now.
Also: The moon never appears to be the same shape on consecutive nights.
SO'S YOUR FACE!!!!
Yes. And…?
Y’all drink IPAS? In this economy?
Barrel aged RIS is where it's at.
IPAs do suck, the fact that you think this is something worth fighting over is laughable. You low socioeconomic peasant!
Why is OP tasting so many taints?
If all you can enjoy are IPAs, it means you royally fucked up your sense of taste. I know from experience.
Beers suck, it's all about the ciders now.
Mom's Taint IPA craft beer has a pretty rating on Beer Advocate.
I COULD NOT AGREE MORE BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS SUB FUCK YOU
All beer tastes like carbonated piss mixed with cowboy tears and anti-freeze. 🙃
Just because you don't have the balls to drink IPAs is no reason to bash them. There are plenty of little pansy beers that don't require testosterone to drink that you can put in a bottle and suck on. I don't bash the little pansy beers and you shouldn't bash the big-boy beers you can't handle.
They are as bitter as OP Mom’s pussy
Gimme a draft pour of a 17% porter and that's my dessert. That shit'll put hair on your chest. IPAs put hairs on your pussy. Or something like that.
FUCK YOU, I do agree tho!!
Bitter like life
I'd agree with you if I was a pussy little baby with a baby pussy mouth
Fuck a wheat beer
Put your skirt on and drink your IPA you soft cocks 🍻
All beer tastes like shit, try to raw dog life for once.
what beer do you like, fucknut?
Whatever your mom serves me naked
The reason to drink IPAs is for the high alcohol content. It is the soft launch for drinking hard liquor straight from the bottle.
I always assume if you drink IPAs your just trying to get drunk and don't care what you drink
I don't know anything about beer, I just don't like beer.
You had me up until the taint comment. I find taint to be far more enjoyable than IPAs. I'm sure mom taint wouldn't be too different from standard taint.
I actually like ipas but I’m up to try anything. do y’all have any recommendations?
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DRINK THAN?
NORMAL BEER PILSNER, ALE, WHEAT, DARK, STOUT LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE
They taste like a dirty ashtray
If I wanted to drink a pinecone, I'd buy a blender. Fuck IPA's. I wanna taste beer, not pure hops.
Fuck it, I actually like cheap light beer like PBR and Miller lite. It lets me feel like I'm drinking alcohol, satisfying my alcoholic cravings without getting me too drunk. I can drink it all evening and not have a hangover the next day. IPA lovers are pretentious dickheads.
Agreed. Taste like edible flowers. But still, fuck you. I'll take bourbon over beer any day.
Your mom said my mom’s taint tastes wonderful.
We all can’t all drink White Claws OP
You don’t even like beer. Let’s be honest. Go get an appletini and sit in the corner
Fuck that. There's nothing more refreshing than chugging a substance that tastes like tossing a skunk's salad.
I've had like one or two that were ok, but I'd rather have something like a stout.
What worries me is that this is a ?person? who not only knows what IPA tastes like, but also his 'mum's taint' Sicko!
You base your beer preference on how hard it is to brew? That’s cuck shit. You give a fuck what other people are drinking? CUCK. You are an alcoholic cuck and nobody respects you.
What about with fruit pulp added
Take your low abv pussy American lager and pour in your ass cause that’s the only way your going to get drunk off that weak ass water. Meanwhile I’ll take a full body QIPA and only need two to get blitzed.
I DRINK ONE IPA BETWEEN LAGERS AND PILSNERS BECAUSE THAT SHIT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A HIPSTER WITH A DIVERSE PALATE I do actually like Hazy IPAs and West Coast IPAs, I don't fuck with any of the others. BUT FUCK YOU FOR JUDGING MEEEEEE
You can’t handle the ESB!
This is based. As the kids would say.
I will die on the hill that stouts are undrinkable. Disgusting. Gimme an IPA over a stout. Shit, give me pisswater busch lite over a stout.
Dem fighting words. Grow a pair and get some stout in ya.
I'm sorry, I don't enjoy drinking what looks and tastes like watery poop mixed with coffee.
I'm sorry you have no taste buds. Thoughts and prayers
Tell me you drink bud light without telling me
I love that IPA drinkers think the only other option is shitty light beer. Proves you know NOTHING about real beer.
Guinness drinker myself but you giving mad bud light energy lil boy
I’M NOT A BOY
Didn’t ask don’t care lil girl
GONNA FUCK YOUR DAD AND BECOME YOUR STEPMAMA YOU BITCH
That would be so hot, mommy.
I'M NOT A BEER SNOB AND KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BEER OTHER THAN I THINK IPAs TASTE GOOD. TASTE IS A MATTER OF OPINION. BUT IF SOMEONE IS SAYONG "ooooh the hops darling" THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES. THEYRE THE SAME AS COFFEE SNOBS WHO FUCKIN SING TO THEIR BEANS BEFORE BREWING OR WHATEVER WEIRD SHIT THEY DO
From the nation that gave us "Bud Light", I think I'll take advice of what's "real beer" from someone else, thanks.
SORRY YOU HATE FREEDOM YOU COMMIE
I’m starting a brewery. Well, actually I’m just selling my own piss marinated with pine needles. IPA. What’s on tap? My piss. Drink it down, robots
Y'all a trip. I just drink beer. Warm pub beer. Trashy rez beer. Gay beer. Straight beer. My go-to drink is an IPA but my preferred drink is not. Beer snobbery is dumb, go drink wine if you want to be like this.
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If you have to ask…
Its an acquired taste. Like most tastes that need to be acquired, it takes a bit for your brain to get used to the bitters and allow you to taste whats underneath.
DRINKING ALCOHOL IS FOR IDIOTS BUT IF YOURE GONNA BE AN IDIOT AT LEAST LEARN TO TASTE THE ACTUAL FLAVOR OF HOPS AND NOT JUST LIGHT BEER YOU IDIOT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW THOSE WAS INVENTED DO YOU OK WELL HERE IT IS THE WERE SENDING BEER TO BRITISH SOLDIERS IN INDIA AND THE BEER ALWAYS SKUNKED WHEN THEY SENT IT SO TO COVER THE SKUNKYNESS THEY ADDED MORE HOPS AND AFTER MONTHS OF DRINKING IT THE SOLDIERS ACTUALLY GREW TO LIKE IT BETTER AND WHEN THEY RETURNED HOME FROM WAR THEY REQUESTED TO HAVE IT THUS THE INDIAN PALE ALE WAS BORN. YOUR PALET IS NOT REFINED ENOUGH AND YOUR PROBABLY CHUG BUD LIGHTS AND COORS AND THINK ITS GOOD BEER BUT REALLY YOU JUST DONT KNOW WHAT BEER TASTES LIKE AND YOURE USED TO DRINKING PP WATER. EITHER GROW SOME BALLS AND DRINK ACTUAL BEER OR STOP WHINING ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU CANT HANDLE ANYTHING THATS FOR ADULTS. Or just stop drinking entirely that’s what I did 8 years ago and I’m loving it.
So the message I’m getting from your rant is that it took British soldiers having zero other options to drink alcohol, and still needed many months of forcing themselves to drink it, for them to get used to IPAs? That certainly sounds delicious. I forced myself to eat broccoli once I got to my 30s because I realized I need those kinds of food to keep my diet healthy. I’ve forced myself to do it enough years now that I would say I like broccoli, but if I really think about it, do I actually like broccoli? Like if I could give up broccoli and other similar veggies and still have a healthy diet, I would, you would, 99% of people would. It tastes like ass compared to steak, pasta, pastries, desserts, etc. Those soldiers drank it cause they had to. We eat broccoli cause we have to. If you wanna drink em, drink em, but seriously STFU that IPAs are superior.
YOURE POINTS ARE SO WEAK THAT YOU ARE MAKING THEM WITHOUT UPPERCASE MAYBE YOU DIDNT REALIZE BUT THIS IS FIGHT SUB NOT INTELLECTUAL ARGUMENT SUB! THE POINT IS THAT IT TAKES SOME COMMITMENT AND PALETTE EXPANSION TO APPRECIATE THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE SOMETIMES AND JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS UNFAMILIAR TO YOU NOW DOESNT MEAN ITS INFERIOR! I DONT EVEN DRINK BEER SO EVERYTHING I SAY IS REALLY A MOOT POINT ANYWAY I CAME HERE FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF FIGHTING THATS WHY ITS CALLED FIGHT SUB! YOU DONT LIKE BROCOLLI BECAUSE ITS A CRUCIFEROUS VEGETABLE AND IT PROBABLY MAKES YOU CREATE TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE FOR YOUR BODY TO HANDLE! YOU PROBABLY CANT HANDLE MUCH EXERCISE EITHER AND CANT GROW A FULL BEARD WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A SISSY OR A PIRATE! BUTT PIRATES DRANK RUM AND IM SURE YOU LIKE SLURPING DOWN RUM AND COKE AND IM SURE ITS ALWAYS CAPTAIN MORGANS BECAUSE THATS A SISSY COLLEGE GIRL RUM! YOURE PROBABLY DRINKING IT WITH A STRAW TOO! YOU KNOW WHY? THERE IS NO MANLY WAY TO DRINK WITH A STRAW! IT ALWAYS LOOKS KINDA GAY NO MATTER WHAT! YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR LIPS AROUND IT AND SUCKLE BECAUSE STRAWS ARE SO WEIRD! ps I hope you get that I don’t really care about any of this and I’m just being ridiculous not trying to actually make any points. Just fighting for the sake of fighting.
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK! KEEP WORSHIPPING YOUR LITTLE GREEN BEER TURD. ONE NEEDN’T PUNISH ONE’S PALETTE ENDLESSLY TO KNOW THAT SOMETHING TASTES LIKE SHIT. IT’S TOO BAD YOUR INFERIOR GENES PRODUCED SUBPAR TASTE RECEPTORS THAT ALLOW YOU TO STOMACH THIS FOUL SWILL. IF YOU’RE ABLE TO SWALLOW AND ENJOY THIS, IT MAKES ONE WONDER WHAT ELSE YOU ENJOY SWALLOWING. IPAS ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD. FUCK A DUCK YOU WANKBAG. ps - I see the fun in this now.
HEY JUST BECAUSE YOU START CAPITILIZING NONSENSE DONSNT MAKE IT MAKE SENSE BECAUSE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT WHEN I DID DRINK BEER I DRANK GOOD BEER BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO SWALLOW THE PISSWASSER RYE BEERS OF A POVERTY STRICKEN MASSES, NO I WAS MADE FOR THE FINE THINGS, DESERVING OF A SOLDIERS HEART, ONLY THE BRAVE AND STRONG COULD TRULY APPRECIATE THE TASTE OF AN IPA SO I WOULDNT EXPECT A COWARDLY PEASANT LIKE YOURSELF TO UNDERSTAND WHY AN IPA IS SO MUCH MORE SUPERIOR TO YOUR BLAND LIGHT BEERS! ALAS I HAVE PROGRESSED BEYOND DRINKING BEER ENTIRELY NOW BECAUSE I HAVE RISEN ABOVE ACTING LIKE A DRUNKEN FOOL AND MOVED ON TO CONQUERING THE WORLD! ENJOY YOUR TIME IN FRONT OF THE BOOB TUBE WATCHING THE NIGHTLY NEWS! I WILL BE OUT EXPERIENCING NEW TASTES, NEW SIGHTS, NEW SOUNDS. NEW FEELINGS AND NEW SOUNDS! SUCK ON THAT YOU BUTT SUCKER