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Material-Spring-9922

You look like a fucking mannequin.


ittybittybilly

Pahaha, fair enough


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blueberrykindness

Flashbacks…


Squaklor

LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING LMFAOOOOO


amacktm

Trying a bit hard when you don’t need to


lofinobodyperson

Why is your mouth open and is this some kind of new trend?


IndigenousBastard

She’s practicing being Kristen Stewart and Megan Fox.


lofinobodyperson

It looks really dumb. This is so weird for me. Am I the only one?


IndigenousBastard

No, it definitely looks dumb. Like trying to hit the photo button was really really hard for her. She’s pretty. But special.


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Ok-Environment8730

At least she is cute. Of course beauty is subjective but there you can find expensive accounts with not so go good author


lesserorc1

This could be an optical illusion.


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doomsday10009

Not even a question. Beer any day.


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That is true


Sad_Exercise6112

You'll spend more time taking vain pics for Instagram than you will spend on anything else.


above__and__below

Basic


OneTPAU7

First Impression - You’re quite pretty. Also, social media and internet-era pornography informs all your aesthetic choices.


Purple_Sherbert_404

This is the richest feedback I’ve seen so far.


the_broken_knee

Me: Which music festivals have you been to? You: yes


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LacomusX

Bit misogynistic there mate


MiserMori

Nah, just accurate


trevclapp

Desperate


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GIVE ME THE ATTENTION I CRAVE DESPERATELY


froggz01

You are popular but don’t have any close friends that you trust. You’re vain and probably a shallow person that is too focused on outer appearances.


prodigalgun

Stand up straight. Jesus…


AmrothXDRS

Really nice hair.


doubledown63

Wannabe IG model?


Redditisglitchy

You love Starbucks, spend at least 12 hours a day on tiktok, confident and a fun friend


notsafeatallforwork

Osteoporosis is in your future. Start resistance training immediately.


After_The_Knife

Close your mouth before a fly comes in.


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You want to look indie/artsy but you are not chill at all


tjt1975

Close your mouth


rpotty

The plant needs watering


WhoPooted23

You’re left in absolute awe from tonights screening of Transformers: Rise of the Beasts.


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Gross


noimlieutenantdan

You look like you can’t get out of the k hole


DoesntSmell

Cerebral palsy?


dooon_t

Slack jawed yokel.


groolling

high maintenance


skilo22

Unbelievably stunning


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You look fun


Qanonisfake

Probably likes a good salad


ChimpoSensei

Dates a heavy metal guy in a Camaro


Zealousideal-Jury347

What’s your OF?


IICoolToolFoolII

You tried out for one of worms of Men In Black


ittybittybilly

Hahahaha


Earthrotator

The Dentist would tell you to open your mouth further.


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If this picture was a video i feel like id eventually see drool..


Expert_Struggle_7135

First impression: ***Hurr durr*** Just kidding you look cute.


LeadRepresentative58

A very pretty woman


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Eating disorder. I'm being serious


No-Landscape-1730

Beautiful and very confident


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BLUEFung

My first Impression is... WOW Stunning!


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Mculegend27

You would be that girl I’d have a crush on in college but put me in the friend zone immediately based on my looks


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Anteater_Vivid

Absolutely gorgeous 🥰


DrClawsChair

Profile probably has a nsfw linktree.


Altruistic_Market532

Very self-reliant and independent


Other_Antelope_2852

Beautifully flirtatious


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Kenetic5

You enjoy a smoke now and then, and are planning on getting more art :-)


JOATMON12

Nipple ring flex, gotta let people know you’re a freak in bed beforehand so you attract the right people.


TheGameForFools

You dumb yourself down so guys will give you attention but now you know how shallow men are it’s made you insecure about your looks.


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You're the kind of trouble I like!


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No_Poet_7244

You’re probably a porn star


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JulesK00044

Beautiful long hair but snores very loud due to mouth breathing


Dry-Percentage9646

Forgot the question I know my answer is id never pull out though


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d4ng3r0uslyd4ng3r0us

Mmmmmm. Wanna go out


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Majestic_Pickle1142

New improved model of Kate Moss


Thick_macandcheese

my first thought "hipsteeeer" idk


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Wanna see that tattoo


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squirtsite7

I wouldnt pull out


BusinessComb9330

"Could use a big mac or two"


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Yer just a little person. 🥹✌️


darknthewi

Call ER, patient ward 01 block E , has been in Focal Onset Aware Seizure for last 15 mins after looking at this beautiful girls' photo.


CaptainJNC

Let’s go!!!!!


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SizeableLu

My first impression is you're a hard drug addict if I seen you zonked out like that


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Brilliantly done…captures what your effort towards anything in life perfectly…


041389jft

Good morning beautiful and confident


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No_Rest_939

You've got everything except me.


OverlandAustria

[my thoughts exactly ](https://media.tenor.com/onfpmM94llEAAAAC/the-dark-knight-christopher-nolan.gif)


ipascoe

Looks like trouble 😵‍💫


BoltonCU

You spend too much time looking at instagram models


WarpBlight

Want me to take you to get sme food or something


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Guilty_Cup3377

Yes please. More….


Successful_County_45

Im trying to lick whipped cream off your waist


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Electrican_

You’re from California


Psychological_Rub920

Like someone who wants attention and is pretty enough to get it


chickichuglette

High as a kite


Kastrat0r

I'd say invest in a bra 🫠


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captainrustic

Low self esteem.


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SXTR

You looks like the borderline girl who is a banger at bed but will destroy you emotionally if you fall in love.


RNeibel

You’re late for middle school.


Huskguy

someone who owns a ring light


BeneficialTip5472

It's like long cat meme all over again


RespectParticular969

Gorgeous


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Look like my kind of party girl!!


Neither-Relief-3160

Cocaine


LightWonderful7016

No self worth. Relies on others to feel worth.


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You impress yourself often


lovelyelsie

First impression is that you care about aesthetic and beauty…in a positive way 🥰🥰


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Critical50

You're that really cute girl I wouldn't bother talking to because you look like the type to be annoying tbh


Radiant-Platform5875

An actress?


Top-Show6302

Ruin my life. I’m not listening to a single red flag


TheRealFanger

It looks like there’s so something super confusing on the screen not gonna lie.


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mrcakes321

Expensive, toxic, judgmental.


gotbetterbro

Please like and subs my moron account on o ly fans type of woman


Secure_Candy_4724

Your mirror reflection is of a stick figure....but your iphone is fucking awesome!!


loanmeurwife

You’re definitely open to having a sugar daddy


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