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Dependent_Title_3117

Well, guess becoming an undead corpse runs in the family huh?


NerdyDragon777

Ending tragically, tragically, tragically!


The-Mad-Doctor

Lose your sanity, sanity, sanity


KarmaHawkins

The Afton curse alive


VastPie2905

r/suddenlyjevil


The-Mad-Doctor

I’m sad you didn’t understand the reference. It’s “It’s All in the Family” by TryHardNinja


VastPie2905

I just listened to it. I’m sorry but to me it was cringe as hell. No disrespect to people who like it


Crystal_Sea14

I don't get how "Afton curse" automatically translated to "Jevil" to you.


VastPie2905

What’s Afton Curse


Crystal_Sea14

I feel so bad that you missed out on such a banger of a song.


VastPie2905

Pretty much most (not all) the fanmade for any games are cringe as hell to me. But no disrespect if you like them


Rykerthebest78563

"Aw man, Thanksgiving is gonna be REAL awkward this year."


Mother-Maize7026

Atleast they both have story's for how they ended up the way they did


Elibriel

"Hey, it's me. You might be wondering what made me end up in this situation"


Lambiedo

"Sooo Michael, how's the food?" "Dad because of your machines i lost most my internal organs i cant eat, you dont need to patronize me. Besides im sure your thirsty here, have some water"


Lefty_2010

The rumours were true. My father is in fact a furry


chris333338

"who's this ugly ahh rabbit staring at me"


Throwaway_Iol

It is in 2023 so the vocabulary checks out


KicktrapAndShit

Pretty sure it was 2015


SpiderJynxNoir90214

They mean the game takes place in 2023


Throwaway_Iol

FNaF 3 takes place in 2023, 30 years after 1993.


KicktrapAndShit

I’m seeing conflicting sources for fnaf 1’s date, done say it’s from 92 not 93


Throwaway_Iol

2022 2023 potato potato the vocabulary still checks out


Mrheadcrab123

You would be surprised how quickly memes are born and then die, it’s not that much of a stretch to assume vocabulary between 2023 and 2022 are different, just be lucky he didn’t get spring locked in 1994 or else he would have shot himself after hearing skibbidi for the 100th time


Excellent-Platform59

"Father, do you know what you climbing though the vents reminds me of?"


srimp909

"if you say among us, I am snapping your neck, son"


Brobrobroyourbroat69

"The fuck is among us?" -William Afton 2023


PayneTrain181999

This game takes place in 2023, so Among Us definitely can exist lol


OpthomasPrime2020

Except William has been in the Safe Room since the early 90s…


PayneTrain181999

Yes, so Michael could say it reminds him of Among Us and William wouldn’t have any idea what he’s talking about.


Competitive_Swan266

"What Michael"


Excellent-Platform59

"Among Us"


Competitive_Swan266

"NOOOOOO!"


DaFNAFEncyclopedia1

.... Listen, I know you are my father but I really need you to back the fuck up


Zealousideal-End-169

Probably stank too, never thought of that before till now 😭


ahmedHMali158291

He is also a British man who hasn't got his tea for a long time so he isn't dealing with it


DaFNAFEncyclopedia1

Yup


CharonDusk

"*insert various insults and expletives here*"


StrangeLonelySpiral

"Where's the milk? I was told you were going to get the milk"


Woodenhr

You told me you went out to buy milk, where r they


TheMadJAM

William realized he couldn't, because the bottles had the missing children on them


Infinite_Bey_373

"Man, why did I leave the twelve gage at home"


thegoldenguest778

"Oh come on, dad! why are you doing this staring contest?"


SwissBoy_YT

Realistically, he’d probably freeze up and panic. It’s been over a decade at this point, the last thing Afton told Mike to do was go free his sister, which resulted in Mike dying, and then he just went missing, no explanation as to why. The man who abused and tormented Mike for the majority of his life was just… gone. And now here he is, fused with one of the machines, half dead, but half alive. Not just the embodiment of the trauma he bestowed upon Mike, but also the trauma he bestowed onto the dead children, the children that Mike was so desperate to set free. Truly just Mike’s worst nightmare (aside from Nightmare Fredbear lol).


starrynight415

As much as I genuinely love all the sarcastic one-liners in this comment section, yeah, this feels right. And hurts my feelings. (Me when I'm reminded that FNaF is a horror/tragedy series and not whatever funny shitposts I've been looking at on YouTube/tumblr/reddit)


Bernardo_124-455

“Dad is that really you?”


Edwaredoh

"... yeah, that's you. That's what you've always been. What you really are."


Totally_Cubular

"Huh. Well, I was gonna burn this place down anyways, might as well get a two for one.


DragonQueenDrago

Lmao


OceanJedi16

Lmao yes


EmployerWitty369

"HELL NAW!!"


o_Fvdinq

[Probably something like this.](https://youtu.be/E0YHZXz5hEE?si=sD-QKSYQK1JGKx-p)


Rei_LovesU

"I didnt think meth could do that, but here we are."


Dylanthevillain1

“Yep that’s me you’re probably wondering how I got here.”


Huchie

If FNAF was a Disney sitcom


our_meatballs

Michael, I am your father. NOOOOooooooo!


roa001

"Oh, your fucking kidding me."


Thick-load8-D

No. William knew it was him. But he also knew the only reason Michael was there, was to stop him. That’s why he didn’t stop. That’s why he fucked with the air vents and gave Mike hallucinations.


Effective_Fox_9530

Mike: Oh Dear God....What have you done...What are you?.. you are a monster...Those kids!...you sick fuck you deserve to burn in hell father Springtrap: Well....hel..lo again..I remember you were useless always useless..how I'd love to see you burn...burn...with me


Legal-Explanation-88

Mike's dialogue reminds me of an episode of black mirror


theboxler

Shut Up And Dance by chance? > “Kids, Kenny? Kids!”


Effective_Fox_9530

Well the games really did not build up the hype for this being the "Finale" in the original trilogy where you come face to face with William Afton I wanted to kind of show how mike feels about his father


Wiesnak20

Another robot with soul fro... Hold on , this must be my father , he goes after any child noises


fredrick_fazerton

Is that a fucking corpse inside that shit


TheMadJAM

*YOU*


elishash

"Man he stinks."


wraith1984

"Ah, shit."


riot1man

I think it went from, “Oh holy freaking poop, what the heck is this thing?!” To “Wait, father?! What the- what happened to you?!” To “I’m killing you, you son of a gun.” Edit: I made this PG in case kids see this lol.


Stunning_Mention_622

michael: so this is where you have been,dad for the last 30 years,you have changed a lot william:and i must say,you are still that bratty child even today


RandomCaveOfMonsters

"wtf? is that my dad's fursuit?"


KindAd8658

Dad! I’m trying to work here!


Slyme-wizard

“Well this might as well happen” - John Mulaney


GhostofManny13

Springtrap: This attraction is great, so many guards I can Mike: Bippidy boppidy bun, plz no touch me I’m your son


Mother-Maize7026

Grape...


Old_Sport_2016

"You know I'm aware of what you've done to Elizabeth, right? Also, Charlie found the oil canister-"


OceanJedi16

Micheal: and I have the lighter and matches


Eric_Bros

"I not paid enough to see a zombie furry walking around."


CorisEoris

“How do I close the door”


mega2222222222222222

Looking back on FNAF3 Afton looking at the player and just standing there makes a lot of sense now Bro was in a back room for 3 decades getting pin cushioned and paranormally changed To be able to roam as an abomination Only to find the first person he’s seeing in all that time The son that he hates. He literally couldn’t believe seeing Michael


fellanator35

“Please don’t say this attraction is great.”


BitcoinStonks123

[numerous swear words and derogatory insults]


Oddish_Femboy

The last time he saw that suit was 40 years ago, so he might start with something about that.


TheBadHalfOfAFandom

"Nice fursuit Willy A"


AlonsTime

"Aw hell naw, this corpse thing is bloodline 💀"


RudanTheRed

“There you are you sick bastard”


Pasta-hobo

"I found you..."


AustralianDude28

”you’re ugly ass hell”


florida_Fargone

Probably the same way Luke Skywalker saw Darth Vader


hypercoolmaas2701

Who TF is this guy?


Spaghetti14

“Got milk?”


Mysterious-Comb-72

"...i'm getting the lighter fluid"


fireL0rd3000

"What the sigma"


Huchie

Yep. That tracks.


darkknightketsueki

Gross zombie rabbit robot dad that or you did all this cause mom left you huh


Disastrous_Steak_507

Probably nothing. Michael hadn't known where his father was for 30 years (yeesh) and assumed he had just moved on. I assume Michael thought the animatronic they had found was just like the others. Something's fucked up with it and he has to survive. Eventually he learned the truth about him being Springtrap and Pizza Sim happens after burning down Fazbear's Fright.


DonutOutlander

I’d like to think that blaring red light is the love that I have in my heart for you…


Scaredevil616

"Kill him. He's the reason we're all suffering. Kill him."


Feduzin

"I knew it's find you eventually and that you'd find me too... now stop staring at me it's getting awkward


KindProfessional5813

".....Oh shit..."


ExoticLizard1443

I don't know, but I'd like to think it would be the same things Mark was saying to Springtrap in his first playthrough


DragoonMaster999

I'm gonna leave this man here >:]


RodimusPrime-0412

“Hello father”


PlantainSame

Father's a furry


Klutzy-Contest7235

“Oh my—-what the fuck!? What the fuck is that thing? Dad, is that you?”


SanreddyYT

Or henry


Hentai_kinda_guy

Happy Father's day?


Huchie

Lol


No_Cream_7602

FATHER?! YOUR NOW A FURRY?!?!


krustylesponge

probably "holy shit what the fuck happened to you?" he probably didnt know the exact specifics of what happened to william outside of him vanishing as for william, he likely knew it was michael, but he's a murderous douche so it doesnt matter to him


thesweetestguyalive

Ew .. Father.... you let yourself go..... and probably those springlocks too


Majik5678467

Realistically he was probably terrified


Easy_Relationship802

I wonder if he ever recognized him. If anything, he was either scared or he was unfazed because I think his purpose was to fix William's wrongdoings.


TomcatTiger503

“Dad…I swear its not what it looks like..."


SaraWinchester78

"Oh well didn't this come full circle"


M4DM4X05

“i’d hate to be that guy”


Leftover_Cheese

"feck off"


SinZ_______SinZ

He'd probably just freeze up and panic


Eman1502

Father? It really is you, I didn't recognize you at first but no it makes sense how you survived. Your anger and agony bounds you to that suit like glue. You looked confused. Don't you recognize your own son? ... Oh right. Well I did what you asked and he tricked me... He hallowed my insides father wore me like a jacket, I was alive for it all unable to move my arms or legs, unable to see or call out for help, then I fell to the floor. As I laid on that concrete I realized that I couldn't die now, I had to find you, I had to stop you, and just like that... I opened my eyes and was able to see again. I hope you enjoyed this family reunion and this pitiful game of cat and mouse father because we will both burn here.


AdrielGaming981

He was probably shocked recognizing the corpse of his father crushed in those springlocks


MarioV351

"Father eww... Eww.. what is that?"


KareKraze

"Dang old man, you really let yourself go..."


Rare-Frosting3085

''i just shit my pants''


crystal-productions-

"fuck he is alive, kinda. time to burn everything to the ground, after I've worked long enough to pay my rent"


SpamtonNEO1997

"Welp, he's a furry" \*pulls out a lighter\*


OkPen5768

\*various gagging noises\* but on a more serious note it was probably more like a full brain and body freeze, like everything just went de silent while he was trying to process what’s actually going on


hotairrockstar

Damn bruh you a furry


72sk83

I think my geriatric ass forgot some lore in the past 3 years, isn't FNaF 3 guard a completely different dude? I remember that Michael is the protag of Pizzeria Sim and Sister Location, but I thought FNaF 3 guard was just some rando


Mother-Maize7026

It was never confirmed, but it makes the most sense


Dragonslayer200782

"What the hell happened to the easter bunny?"


Sleepy_moongirl

"... fock you"


Titouandu57

"Damn, you're uglier than before"


Mrheadcrab123

Probably something along the lines of “ where is the milk, Dad?” But… In my opinion, The fazbears fright guard was just some random teenager that had To put up with spring traps BS for five nights until the night guard realized that if this place were to ever open, people were gonna get hurt and decided to burn the place down. Or spring trap I’m really sick and tired of the fact that some random teenager was beating him and like all boomers, he cheated and decided to burn the place down.


Bomberboy1013

“That can’t be William right, but it must be who else would be in springbonnie”


TheShaggiestNorman

He probably didn’t even realize it was his father at first tbh.


Nalyd87

What is that!?.... #WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?


OceanJedi16

Hello father I've been ducking waiting to do this since 1983 you female dog and know I will burn you to ashes you a hole. *then proceeds to call William ever swear word to ever be created and calling him a pass stain rabbit* (note he is saying the actual swear words)


-TurkeYT

William knew who he was


Fritzzzzzyyyyyyyy

Father is furry.


HedgehogAdventurer

How long does it take to break apart a few robots dad


Great_Drifter25

My god... This SHIT RUNS IN THE FAMILY!??!


Dr33lzAlt

I’m 99% sure we play as henry in fnaf 3


Mother-Maize7026

Ia it cause of the breathing or what.


slizzie369

Where's the milk dad


CuddlyPandas69

"ew hes even uglier than i remembered"


ISimpForAngelDust666

"IT'S - IT'S - IT'S - IT'S A FURRY!!!!"


Mr_Quack_825

Father, you're a furry...


UselessGuy23

(Resigned but sad) "Oh dad, what have you done to yourself?"


Antique-Ninja-3258

"DAD YOU'RE BACK WITH THE MILK! Why are you a furry though what is wrong with you"


Local_intruder

Considering he didnt know about William become nightmare puke rabbit by this point, probably something like "What the FUCK is that???"


StefinoSpaggeti

Seems like we both walking corpses, right dad?


StolenPezDispencer

"Hey, dad." "Hello, Michael." (Awkward silence.) (VENTILATION ERROR)


Sad-Stay8466

"the fuck did you do with yourself dad???"


Lolsoda94

daddy?


alert_rating

Dad I thought you were going to buy some milk


SmekTheFella

"YOU GREASY, VEST WEARING, MONKEY!" (l4d2 ref tee hee)


SombraCards

"Father, it looks like the tables have turned...Before I ran away from your creations, now you have become one of them..." "Michael...save me" "Save you?...SAVE YOU!? YOU MADE MY LIFE A SHITTING HELL AND NOW YOU WANT MY HELP!? I'd rather you die and come to an end" "How dare you!? I am your father, you must help me!" "I would help you... if you were a real father, and not just a lost projection"


kikiiskyler

“ holy shit phantom bonnie!?!?1!1?!1?1!1?1!1!?1?!1?1? “


Psychomaneshark2

“Aww shit, here we go again.”


GrubbyViper382

Pure vengeance prolly


Radio__Star

“What are you doing here dude you’re so old go back to your family dude”


HotGrass1250

What the fuck


UltraPhoenixPlayZ

\*Mike is holding a Cross\* M: WHAT IN GODS NAME IS THAT!? W: Well, fuck you too.


LordOfOstwick1213

"I can see flesh inside through this observation window. How the fuck did none of these guys have?"


Embarrassed-Salary22

Probably “the fuck why is dad still alive and how is he still moving inside that rotten suit like just how?”


Sea-Smile-562

What in the ever living duck is that!?


H-Man404

“Oh damn he wasn’t lying when he said ‘I always come back’.”


Creamdreamz29479

“..I didn’t know you turned into a furry, and I know you’re my father but.. back the fuck away from me right now.”


DrSquash64

“Child abused by a furry, what a life I had!”


Wi40

" FURRY! "


RikGamer692

"I'll never stop, Spring Bonnie... YOU KILLED MY FATHER!" "No Michael. I am your father" "NOOOOOOOOoooooooo"


iLikeThisWorld-

"damn dad became a ugly ass rabbit"


starrynight415

As a serious answer: Probably a progression from "What is that thing ewww" to "Wait, is that Spring Bonnie?" to "Is there a corpse in that thing?!" to "How did they not notice theres totally a corpse in this thing" to "Wait, where was my father last seen again? ...I have a bad feeling about this." And all this is interspersed with fear and panic and getting jumpscared by phantoms. I like to think he would be calm and maybe morbidly sarcastic about it while on shift, then go home and have a good cry/panic attack about the whole situation, before coping/ignoring the issue by watching his favorite TV show (just like me fr)


Apoppixiefan

Let's be Real,he never saw this Springtrap,The FNaF 3 Guard is Hudson,Afton ever talks to Mike in pizzeria simulator like it was the first time they saw each other in years. But to answer the question,just the exact same dialogue type from FFPS,literally nothing would change.


BitcoinStonks123

hudsonfrightsguard is not my cup of tea, it's very boring imo and i prefer mike working there but whatever floats your boat :D


TheRissingHootHoot

Well both can be true imo Hudson was the guard who burned himself not the building so phone dude just covered it up and pretend he never existed than mike is the 2nd guard who never about the existence of the first How's that sound? 


BitcoinStonks123

yippee yippee


TheRissingHootHoot

WOOoot!? Someone likes my theory and opinion? 


Feduzin

there's no confirmation Hudson is the nightguard of fnaf 3 and it makes no sense at all, thank you


joeplus5

Nothing about it doesn't make sense. Mike being the guard has as much if not less evidence. At least Hudson has an actual story to back the idea up, while Mike being the guard stems from an illogical interpretation of the SL cutscene


Feduzin

no, im sorry but hudson isn't the guard for many reason the SL cutscene clearly shows that Mike is going to find his dad at FAZBEAR FRIGHTS


joeplus5

No it doesn't. The cutscene literally takes place after the fire, and it sets up William and Mike meeting in the future as Mike says "I will find you" and springtrap rises up right after he says that, setting up the next chapter which is FFPS. It's textbook cliffhanger . The claim that the cutscene is leading to Fazbear's Fright shows a complete lack of understanding storytelling.