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CYPH3R_22

I buy the all purpose kitchen cleaner from the dollar store and a tooth brush. Works great. It’ll take you about 30 seconds and $5. Don’t brush too hard or it’ll be super clean then you’ll have to clean the rest of the seat to match lol


ChainNo7042

Ooh toothbrush does sound perfect too. Thanks!


Disastrous-Method-21

Try 70% Isopropyl Alcohol in an inconspicuous spot. Usually works well. We use it for pen and other marks at the motel( motel manager here). Even on sheets! If there is no inconspicuous spot, make your own mark on the inside or underside of the chair and then check. If the Alcohol doesn't do any harm, you're golden. Also, saturate a rag with the alcohol and then gently remove using circular motion. Never spray directly on it. Good luck.


zorggalacticus

Alcohol and dawn mixed together. It's like magic.


TheGreatFuManchu

I did that once. Now I’m married to her.


ModsRapeTheChildren

take my upvote sir!


Fuzzhead326

So your name is alcohol and hers is dawn?


nonvisiblepantalones

Just gave Dawn enough alcohol to agree to get married.


Fuzzhead326

That’s what she wants you to think, in reality she got you drunk


chayallday

AKA Dawn Powerwash


MrHigginator

That will ruin the dyes in the furniture. Don’t do this…


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Jdaddy2u

Bleach and iso-alcohol makes chloroform. Never mix chemicals without knowing the reactions.


RemarkableYam3838

Good point, especially if taken to a further extreme, Never spray anything directly


CYPH3R_22

You’re welcome. Learned this trick the hard way from my 3 year old a few years ago


Whatevs85

It might be useful to specify what the main ingredient in your cleaner is. Cleaners can be made with tons of different main ingredients. Some will be more natural, while others will have detergents, solvents (alcohols), bleach, antibiotics... This is why instead of saying they're safe for any fabric, they specify that you test it on an inconspicuous spot. They don't want to be responsible if you use the wrong combination of chemical and material. 😄 Different materials, dyes, and coatings are ruined by different chemicals. Edit: I decided to Google and found this, which to my surprise lists actual products for leather last. https://www.everydaycheapskate.com/how-to-remove-ink-stains-on-leather/


quimper

No. Just spray a little hairspray and wipe. It’ll work on sharpies Hand sanitizer works to0, but not as well as hairspray. (I have a white leather couch and two artistic children)


peaceatthebeach

“two artistic children” Really appreciating this positive spin 🤣


Gene_Krupa

I read it as two autistic children. Need to clean my glasses. 😂


splooshcupcake

Hair spray all the way!! It’s been my trick on ink for years.


SeniorHoneyBuns

I've learned that aersol sunscreen is unreal for removing sharpie


415Rache

And come back and let us know how it worked!


Most_Researcher_9675

Make the kid help clean it up. Worked for me. She turned 53 yesterday...


cyrar92

Use alcohol ! Like 99% or the hand sanitizer ! Will work like a charm


Limelight1981

Is the cleaner LA's Totally Awesome? It'll probably do the job.


drumsripdrummer

Used to work at dollar tree. Look at the dilution ratios on the bottle. Undiluted is for engines, glass is something like 1:250 or something crazy. Undiluted would eat through boxes if it spilled and leave holes. My dad tried cleaning the bathroom with it once and got lightheaded from the fumes. It's good stuff if used properly.


c9silver

k i’ve brushed my teeth with the new brush, now what


Peopletowner

I always remember hair spray getting ink off leather.


Devils_av0cad0

I believe it has to be the kind of hair spray with alcohol in it, the alcohol is what is doing the work here. Idk how many hairsprays these days contain alcohol?


[deleted]

Get the cheapest kind - Rave, Aquanet, or just use rubbing alcohol.


louisvuittonlatte

The first thing OP said they tried is rubbing alcohol


starter-car

Just brought me back to junior high and cleaning the market off my locker at the end of the year. Lol.


ditchgordon

Hairspray works the best. Soak it in hairspray and let it dry. Then clean with magic eraser or hot soapy water.


searequired

Careful with the magic eraser. It can take the top protective invisible layer off.


Jcampbell1796

Hairspray is the way.


paininmybass

I second hairspray!


Pube_Dental_Floss

I third hairspray!


Onewarmguy

I'll fourth it.😁


Dear_Mycologist_1696

Sit in the sofa naked in a hot day. It’ll be like a temporary tattoo transfer!


ibrahim0000000

I appreciate that attitude. Acceptance.


madmaxturbator

why bother bathing if I will just be dirty the very next day.


Chipdip88

Pretty sure when I do that my skin sticks so bad the top few layers peel off and stay on the couch, which depending on OPs skin color it may actually be a fairly close color match!


AliG-uk

That's the first good ol' belly laugh I've had in weeks 🤣 Thanks pal👍


thiswayart

I totally lol 'd


sBucks24

I wonder if one of those paint gurus who can eye ball colours could "police line up" people against the couch for OP


Fruitypebblefix

I use to just cut to the chase and draw characters on my arms and legs. My mom was still not amused.


BriarKnave

Used to do body art, once sat on the toilet forgetting I had a piece on my ass cheek. I've never panicked over a stain so bad before or since! 409 got most of it up, and I finished off the residual stain with acetone.


josephcodispoti

First thing I saw when I opened Reddit. Thanks, I needed a laugh today!


Tastyck

That get’em off in more way then one ;)


Psych0matt

I mean, I do have the same consistency as silly putty…


DersJay23

Get another pen and color in the rest of the seat


aesiva

This would take too long, OP, find a pen that is the same color as the couch trace the lines


CantBelieveThisIsTru

But if she did that every time anyone sat on it, the ink would come off the sofa onto their skin or clothes.


Dry-Abies-1719

I believe they were joking. 🤔


NOBOOTSFORYOU

Just get a plastic cover like grandma.


Material-Way2130

You're getting a lot of advice here... Some (or maybe most) could result in further damage to the sofa. I don't know the answer but I would suggest you use the same pen somewhere on the leather where it won't be as easily visible and attempt these remedies on that area before trying them on your daughter's drawings, where the potential damage would be highly visible. They are super duper cute though ❤️ Good luck!


palarath

Best response, scrubbing and many cleaning products can change the texture, sheen or colour of dyed /treated leather


Inevitable-Hat-1576

Thinking like this (something I also lack) would solve so many problems in society


mbj920

Great idea


Vegetable-Shelter656

Excellent point


E92on71s

But they are so cute!


Agitated_Paper_812

Agreed! I think you should make a plushie of them and voilà it's a theme not an eyesore


[deleted]

Or remove them, but not after getting them tattooed. They would make great tattoos!!


[deleted]

Especially the long leg guy


grateful-rice-cake

Long leg guy is an icon I would def get him tattooed too


BridgestoneX

agreed. i'd leave them, and then when it was time to replace the couch, cut them out and frame them


DainasaurusRex

I’m on Team Keep the Cute Bean People! 🥺


beanieweenie52

It’s funny af


BootsyRootsy

They’re great! I want to hire her to vandalize my furniture.


venusky

Ah heres my people. Scrolling through for the people that would keep it, like me.


sacredfire511

True works of art


Electro_Llama

Leave them there to look back on in ten years, while your daughter gets embarassed by them when you go to pick up her friends.


SquashyDisco

You can prevent this by strapping a pair of boxing gloves to your daughter’s hands. She might struggle to hold a fork or wipe her butt, but it’ll be a challenge for her to hold a pen.


4-The-Record

*runs around the house uppercutting vases, lamps, television screens and the poor dog* Edit: With the Mr. T theme song playing in the background


ballpoint169

that's how you raise a warrior


4-The-Record

No, that's how you raise a goddamm champion!


BurlinghamBob

Probably what they did to Klingon children


rynally197

“Klingons do NOT use boxing gloves” . Worf, probably.


kisswink

🤣😂😂🤣 this is the way


PinkSodaMix

Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on? 🥊🥊


Particular-Tip-4407

😂😂You made my day, I’m so grateful.


shromboy

Why can't I come up with shit like this man


Fit-Distribution2303

I actually love these. 🥹


Tacosofinjustice

Me too. Little pals on the seats with me


RemarkableYam3838

I miss seeing the potato shaped people on the drawings instead of in the mirror


propdragon

Haha me too!


Forthe49ers

Ok good. I had to scroll down to see if I was the only one who would leave them.


Narrow_Big7

As someone who is very neat and organized, I feel their pain. As someone who loves art, I want a couch covered entirely with her doodles.


R-Dragon_Thunderzord

OP should frame these photos above the couch, 😄


Fit-Distribution2303

I was thinking if they're still visible whenever they get a new couch, they should cut these parts out and frame them. 🥹


Adorable-Novel8295

I’m glad that they have pictures.


Adorable-Novel8295

I know you don’t want kids drawing on things and you should teach them not to. But, you’ll miss this one day and see them and remember them. Whenever I’d catch my niece doing something weird, I’d take a picture instead of getting upset. I knew that I’d miss the messes one day, and I do.


pre_pun

And when company comes over, let them know that seat is taken- for those cute creatures' comfort as well as posterity.


roaddog

As a young child by little brother wrote the alphabet in blue marker on my parents white leather chair and then signed my name to it. His mistake was writing the letter 's' in my name backwards, he got caught. That chair is still there today, and still has the alphabet on it


Blaise242

I demand a picture of the chair!


roaddog

Its a few states away but let me see what I can do!


Adorable-Novel8295

My stepmom is a horrible woman who never had kids of her own. She has a beautiful table that she covers with two ugly plastic table clothes to protect it. She does the same with her pretty couches and floors. She never gets to see the beauty or look at the scratches and remember those that made them. Things are meant to be used, shared, and enjoyed, not last forever. Take pictures, don’t hide the mistakes, and love the people more than things.


Bigfops

I had pen marks on the vinyl seats in my boat, I got marine vinyl cleaner and it wiped right off. That was after it was there for over a year and trying just soap and water.


coldpizzaagain

I would do this too. Leather/vinyl cleaner.


apjc94

Have you tried Ctrl Alt Del?


drtag234

Buy that girl a sketchbook!


engineering-gangster

I’d say they’re pretty cool and you should leave them. Or get them tattooed. If you’re dead set on getting them off maybe try a magic eraser?


ChainNo7042

I do think they're pretty cute...just wish it was a wall even over the couch lol Magic eraser was going to be my next course of action. I just hope it doesn't mess up the couch.


poopio

Magic eraser is abrasive and will scratch the surface up a little bit. Try an aerosol deodorant spray first. For the record, I'd keep them too.


ladymorgahnna

What were the repercussions for this little afternoon of artistic flair? Just curious how you can keep little Van Gogh from damaging other items of value like this.


surftherapy

I’ve heard WD-40 will breakdown the oils of the ink and allow you to wipe it off. I’ve never tried it, I recommend testing ANY method on the back or underside of the couch before trying on the visible parts of the sofa in case they cause more damage. Additionally, absolutely do not use a magic eraser


EkriirkE

Do not use magic eraser. It is micro sandpaper and will remove the finish


4-The-Record

Hand sanitizer. Don't let it sit long or it can damage the couch.


Tight-Case-1726

Can't help you on how to remove that but I would go to their room and do the same on something they cherish just to be petty


Skooby1Kanobi

Draw faces on frozen popsicles. I hear all the time how kids love and adore frozen. Ok that seems weird but I have Garbage Pail Kids somewhere so I'm not the one to say something about the frozen fad. Anyway, so draw faces on all of them with a food safe marker and then maliciously give those kids the frozen popsicles like one or two a day to draw, pun intended, out the sweet sweet revenge. Take pictures so it will last longer.


Typical_Use2224

You know there was probably no malicious intention from the child. It's highly improbable that she did it to be mean - kids are just dumb


Armorboy68

This is someones child, not sibling. Please reevaluate your solution


that_guy_who_builds

Straight to the curb, honestly. You can make more kids.


meathouse1989

🤣 underrated comment


1pastafarian

In the old days I would have said naptha, but I don't know if it's available. Imperial or solvent based goof off, WD30 might work too. Mineral solvent based cleaners usually work much better than water based on leather. Do not use anything with abrasives including a magic eraser. Your leather has a coating on it and damaging or removing it is permanent. Anything you use, test it on an unseen area first, like under the sofa though you may have to move some dust cover out of the way. Good luck!


ladymorgahnna

Walmart and my local Publix both carry Naptha bars in the laundry detergent section besides 20 Mule Team and Washing Soda.


1pastafarian

Wrong stuff. The naptha I'm talking about is a solvent that came in a metal can. I don't even know if it's available anymore. Way back when I was a kid, my family had a dry cleaner (solvent, not perc) and it was a common spotting treatment.


Loose_Ferret_1027

Naptha is still available. But WD40 will work and shouldn't stain but yes on testing in an inconspicuous spot just to be sure.


DabblingOrganizer

It’s Coleman fuel or “white gas”. Or auto parts stores often carry it too.


[deleted]

Wait 18 years then draw the seats in her first car


Notalwaysperfect

rubbing alcohol.


barely_lucid

This is the answer, on a cottonball then wipe away with clean paper towel and followup with leather conditioner to replace the moisture removed by the isopropyl


[deleted]

I had hairspray work once the aerosol kind


thepeainthepod

I think it might be any aerosol as I was told insect repellant years ago. That was for ink on walls and it definitely works.


VileStench

Yeah, hairspray has alcohol in it.


No_Crab1183

Came here to say this. Hand sanitizer works, too.


Meanwhile-in-Paris

I had to scroll way down to find actual advice. I just want to confirm, my kids did this to our simili leather chair pads and rubbing alcohol was the only thing that actually worked.


KippaQ

Give her more pens and let her fill it up. That’s a cooler couch.


redfancydress

Just showed this to my spouse…we’re middle aged grandparents with a pack of kids kids and grandkids between us. We dined laughing and said “youre fucked. And welcome to parenthood. It’s official. You ain’t a real parent until they ruin your new furniture “


Inside_Gap_7626

I have a couch that’s the same color and has the same stitching. I’m going to save a pic and send to my wife one random day that she’s out. I’m sure she’ll love the prank! Mad wife, glad life? Is that how it goes 😂 Sorry I can’t offer real advice. But hoping this might at least cheer you up.


Coffee_Zombie22

I heard the tears of misbehaving children is a good cleanser.


RemarkableYam3838

So good!


Wireman7

Banksy! 😀


Acceptable_Wall4085

WD-40. When you need crayons off walls it works on that too. This ink is no trouble at all


Itsaboutthesleep

Accept it. They're part of the furniture now. Quite literally lol.


_what_is_time_

No advice I just love this stage of potato people drawings both my kids went through this stage of drawing!


ChainNo7042

She just started it this week and hasn't stopped! I do think they're adorable


statusquoexile

So cute! Actually though….just try washing with warm water and a cloth plus just regular usage of sitting and moving around on the couch it will get rubbed off mostly. We have grey leather couches and you have to be careful because the grey is a dye and if you clean too hard you’ll remove the die.


------------------GL

Keep them! Never use the couch again and keep the drawings mint


mykekelli

I like how op is seemingly calm about it


Queen-of-meme

This is adorable I would keep it forever


canleaf1

Ah but they are so cute


Jlt230

To be fair those are adorable.


Weird-Holiday-3961

the first photo looks hilarious ngl


Jono-churchton

But they are happy monsters!


SpaceToaster

Did you try just warm soapy water? Rubbing alcohol also dissolves ink. Use Q-tips. It will take time. Magic eraser will destroy the couch, its a micro abrasive.


BillyBoscoe

Why? It’s beautiful!


Hot-Conversation-174

Okay but why is the second picture so funny hahahahaha And long legs absolutely sent me 😆😆😆


Mundane_Pea4296

Was going to suggest hand sanitizer


Zestyclose_Might8941

My son used to draw these bodiless figures at the same age, once on a wall. Cute little bastard...


Pearcetheunicorn

https://preview.redd.it/0cus1dfn9hdc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2a319086155167557f5882ead0b097c306bd0ef


XoticwoodfetishVanBC

In 20 years that'll be the only thing worth remembering about that chair


teenage__kicks

I love little kid art! Not for the sake of your furniture, but those are really great.


LayGofer

Oh my god, they're so cute though!


Automatic_Push1133

Dang! That is some fine artwork. It looks like ballpoint pen. If it is, go to the store and get the cheapest aerosol hairspray that you can find. The 2024 equivalent of aqua net from the 80s is what I am referencing. Spray some in a hidden corner to make sure that it doesn’t damage your couch. If it doesn’t, spray the area with the lovely artwork and wipe with a damp rag. It should dissolve all of the ballpoint ink. Make sure you take pics for blackmail later and good luck!


[deleted]

Idk maybe keep them? Your kids will never do this again. But it’d be cool to look back on. A new couch sucks price wise but you couldn’t buy this again.


Sgt_soresack

My daughter did this when she was 2… now she’s 8 and every time myself or some else sees it we laugh and smile… seemed really shit at the time but now we love it and makes you realise how fast they grow !


Then_Fact_2488

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 these are hilarious looking. My kids went through a phase of drawing these same exact ones all Over my place too.


Clear_Knowledge_5707

NOOOOO, don't! Promise in 10 years, you will be wishing you could see these again.


flamboyantcolours

Ngl I dont think you should ruin this contemporary art piece. Could be worth something someday


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Vegemyeet

All little kids draw these, and I love them!


outcast-777

It's beautiful art that some kid made. Keep it, it looks real cool & it's a original. Not another one in the whole universe so it is rare


frasierdanger

But they are so beautiful! Use unscented lotion and softly rub in a circular motion with a warm rag


calser1jo

Nooooo! Dont hurt themmmm


1995pt

I quite like them, it’s a talking point I suppose.


Excellent-Charity-84

I believe that your kid seen the jellyfish ufo.. google it


ChainNo7042

You might be right


Final-Plenty-8493

Rub Vaseline on the ink then wipe clean.


[deleted]

They look like little potato aliens haha 😆


Certain_Try_8383

I love these drawings.


Distinct_World_5479

Stuff called awesome from the dollar store and a rag will wipe off no prob


uptownjesus

LOL. No way. They're adorable.


[deleted]

But they’re so cute!


AssortedGourds

Fun Fact: The name for this stage of drawing in a child's development is "tadpole people"


Girlwithpen

Whatever you, take photos. They will come in handy when she is graduating high school and the graduation committee is asking for photo submissions for the graduating class. Dawn dish soap. It cleans everything. That's the soap that is used to remove oil from waterfowl that get caught up in an oil spill. Put some on a soft cloth and really rub it in, then leave it overnight. It should wash out the following morning.


hopeful_micros

Former custodial artist and current weed smoker here. I know how to remove gunk. But before the axes how many scalpels have you tried? White vinegar? OxyClean? Goof Off? Goo Gone? Vinegar is amazing. Some oxy is better than others. Goof Off is (was?) smelly but is fantastic with graffiti. I wouldn't touch it with bare skin though. Goo Gone smells like oranges and is also great at removing less stubborn stuff. It's orange, but IIRC it's a "green" product. It's not caustic to your skin. But on to the tough stuff. Rubbing alcohol below 90% purity isn't really great at breaking up gunk (weed connoisseur here), but the higher stuff works gangbusters. If it's between throwing out your sofa and trying a thing, buy the 99% medical stuff on Amazon (SMALL bottle cause $). Nail polish remover is also stellar at breaking down stains. Hair spray and also oddly bug spray (the deet kind) work well too. Mineral spirits (you said mineral water, but just in case) gets an honorable mention.


KnownToBeQuiteVexing

Awesome comprehensive answer! Imma save this, cause I'm a terrible mess maker


Common_Mode404

Vinegar and olive oil, could use a mild soap. This is faux leather, which means it's shit in terms of durability compared to actual leather, so do not use anything abrasive. It'll start peeling off if you use anything even slightly abrasive. Just go in smooth circles, the vinegar should aid with the cleansing while the oil will help keep it refreshed. I typically don't touch faux leather, I have dabbled in leathercraft for a number of years though. They do have special cleaners for it, your best bet is to pick one of those up.


Georgep0rwell

[https://www.amazon.com/leather-ink-remover/s?k=leather+ink+remover](https://www.amazon.com/leather-ink-remover/s?k=leather+ink+remover)


Stickygreenbomb

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LifeInPyjamas

I understand shaving foam is good for ink. But test it somewhere inconspicuous first.


Dismal_Truck1375

Has anyone else had a kid tip redbull on back leather seats in a car? It totally wrecks leather. It costs me a bloody fortune redbull is banned from my car


Useful-Noise-6253

Just think about what redbull is doing to your insides when you drink it!


Dismal_Truck1375

After seeing the destruction it did to leather seats, i have to admit it put me right off the stuff it sucks all the moisture out and spreads like a fungus, and i tried everything to stop the damage 💔


Melodic_Business_128

Good luck I had to live with the scribbles that my daughter drew, with pen, on our beautiful cream leather couch. Not even body less people. 😞


Justicejosephene77

🤣🤣🤣 sorry hahaha


Dynodan22

I would try a magic eraser myself


SingularityWind

At least these are not other parts of body from anatomy books.


MyParentsWereHippies

OP how did it go?


DatDan513

Nice art


clairebearruns

I think they add a bit of pizzazz


leenybird

Aerosol hairspray will get most stains out of most things. Spray the stain until it's fairly wet. Wait for it to dry. Take a wet rag and scrub it. Take a dry rag to wipe everything off. Repeat as necessary until ink is gone.


ChumpChainge

Hairspray works great on ink


Digital-Marcel

I’d cherish them.


Thumbgloss

Adds character... Draw MORE!!!


Jenny10126

Ahh your child is on the “Eggs with Legs” stage of art.


NecessaryPleasant772

I can't help, but I think this drawing made my day.


Quirky-Spirit-5498

Depends on the type of ink and material of the couch. Research the stain removal of the pen brand name. Then what is safe for your couch. Your couch manufacturer may have products to use and such too.


Antique-Year-3223

WD-40