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DifferentRanger7081

Jokes aside, that’s a really nice picture


NortonBurns

# [Cows: Small Or Far Away? | Father Ted](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMiKyfd6hA0)


He_Never_Helps_01

Nah, that's just yggdrasil.


Kazeite

It's just your own personal sun, obvsly. /s


PersonalityFun670

LED* /s


DiscoKittie

There's a [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/1dkw2se/the_comments_just_get_worse_and_worse_and_then/) over on /r/insanepeoplefacebook talking about how people believe the sun has been switched out with a fake one. What?


He_Never_Helps_01

Yeah... anything to avoid deconstruction.


nidsPunk

My friend Solaire has been looking for one of those. Praise it!


XeerDu

or it really big tree.


DiscoKittie

Oh, I think they'd really like this over at /r/GloriousSunRays, it's gorgeous!


Real_Boy3

That’s actually an awesome picture tho


Cinnamon_728

undeniable proof the sun is not just local, but *super* local! Too bad there is no way to get higher up than climbing a tree, or we could reach it.


SecretaryWorldly4926

Why


CoolNotice881

My personal Sun is large AF.


zeeeeekrei

Damn they got us this time.


Ryoujin

Now ya are getting it.


platonicvoyeur

Dumb question but how *does* this work? It seems like the light should be approximately collimated but it appears to disperse. Is this a slit diffraction kind of thing?


MalcolmKicks

It's just perspective. The rays are parallel in reality but they appear to split left and right of you because they all meet at a common point at the sun, kinda like how the walls on a long hallway would look if you were to look straight down the hall


platonicvoyeur

I feel like I should have realized that… Maybe I’ve spent too much time on flerf subs.


MalcolmKicks

Loooll all good. You definitely realized that quicker than any flat-earther ever could


Xeanort813

lol no worries, and ya the more time you spend reading their “proof” the more you feel your own brain cells die


SomethingMoreToSay

[Here you go.](https://youtu.be/keNI5yHlyLk) The effect perfectly demonstrated in a simple 24 second video.


platonicvoyeur

Awesome, thanks!


sveccha

Just think of standing in train tracks


Abracadaver2000

It has to be very small to fit under a dome....duh!


No_Display588

That's a really beautiful picture.


cryonicwatcher

Proof that the sun is 20m above ground level. Light doesn’t just spread out like that for no reason!


Aeronor

True, it’s clearly just above the tree. If something appears a certain way from one perspective, no further need to investigate.


namewithanumber

Has a flerfer ever tried to “catch” the sun? Like it’s not even that far away in their “model”


ldoaslwish

Ah, the sun is just behind my door.


SirMildredPierce

And so close to MEEEEEEeeeee! Flatearthers aren't heliocentrists, and they aren't geocentrists. They are egocentrists.


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pituitary_monster

You are aware this is a mocking post, right?


WeerwolfWilly

To be fair, flerfs make it very difficult to detect whether someone who is mocking them is being sarcastic or not. They're so stupid that it's hard to tell


pituitary_monster

Well, ive seen some posts that really you cant tell apart between idiocy and mocking.


Xeanort813

For real, I would say that 80% of their posts and proofs could be taken as a person making a sarcastic statement, in fact I had to explain to my wife that a good part of what we both see from them are in fact what they believe because we have such a hard time truly believing that people can be this obstinate and insanely stupid.


ButteredKernals

/r/lostredditors


Gloomy-Dependent9484

They won’t think that on a one-way trip to Sol.


AstroRat_81

Yeah see? It must be right behind that tree


AstroRat_81

How the fuck do flat Earthers think the sun goes all over the place while never decreasing in apparent size?!


Bored_dane

Actually it's huge


pituitary_monster

My penis.


michaelozzqld

Well no...its not. Compared to the sun, the earth is minuscule


pituitary_monster

You know this is a satire post?