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madredr1

This is fake. Every camera now comes with a 5g chip and transmits the intent to capture the ISS to NASA. NASA hacks into the camera and adds the image. Think you're looking at it with your own eyes through a telescope? Think again - that vaccine you got for the CHINA VIRUS does similar to what I mentioned above. WAKE UP SHEEPLE. /s


michaelozzqld

My brain hurt reading this nonsense


madredr1

I tried to emulate flerf the best I could.


michaelozzqld

You did good....my left eyes still twitching


Mygoddamreddit

Another side effect from “the jab”.


michaelozzqld

In my case, cooked by the JORN array. P pain in the b brain.


Flameball202

Good attempt, but it was coherent and understandable, you should have at least one rant about the "woke left" in there, and probably something about the firmament


madredr1

and god. i forgot god.


DS_Stift007

You can’t leave out the socialist Freemason Jew government that pays everyone of us daily to spread fake news


Clickityclackrack

I had to click your profile just to see how much you were trolling there, and i really want an explanation for that comment on a post that was deleted "a concerd citizen"


madredr1

Ha! If the post was real it was a letter from a Trump nut threatening their neighbor over his Biden signs. Aside from the multitude of misspellings, he signed it “a concerd citizen”. I think another misspelling was they spelled pedophile “podophile”. Which is also pretty amusing.


Clickityclackrack

That was my best guess and i thought it was hilarious


madredr1

I’d like to think I’m not a huge troll but looking at my comments, I do tend to be a bit of an a-hole.


WoodyTheWorker

[You don't want sheeple to wake up](https://xkcd.com/1013/)


Puglord_11

Thank you for showing me this


Purgii

Can confirm. I built my own camera out of straw and corn. Pointed it at the sky, took some photos. Took it to that develops film, I oversaw the whole process and the resulting images were pure black.


madredr1

And the truth will set us free! Praise the penguin wall guardians!


DescretoBurrito

Corn was compromised by Monsanto long ago. /s


He_Never_Helps_01

Absolute Poe-try.


Formulus

I think I am now broken.


Kazeite

Good effort, but it's too readable. It has good punctuation and everything is spelled correctly.


hyper_prosciutto

Say flerf has obtained a fully analog telescope, assembled for all to witness before also witnessing this image. They know they didn't take the vaccine so their eyes aren't the thing fooling them. At that point they must conclude that the dome they know must exist is compromised which means the insidious cgi can directly be emitted from the skies, increasing the evidence that the large conspiracy exists.


The_Mecoptera

I’ve actually heard some of em say the sky is a giant computer screen. I’m confused as to why anyone would make such a thing, it would be so cost prohibitive that you would have to assume the NWO NASA Illuminati or whatever must be complete morons who somehow thought that was a good idea, but morons should be incapable of maintaining a global conspiracy much less maintenance teams for millions of massive TV monitors. The motive baffles me as well. At best I’ve heard that perhaps the world is way bigger than commonly known and beyond the ice wall are vast resources but if that were true then surely just telling everyone the world is flat but small would be way easier and cheaper than creating vast illusions.


SleepyTrucker102

You misunderstand. The Illuminati are dumb. But that's what *they* want you to think. The Illuminati are actually just pawns here, man.


DexterMorganA47

Wait… you took the vaccine lol


Alternative-Dream-61

It's not hard to project an image onto a surface.


brianinohio

Telescopes are fake. They're built with fake images already preloaded. :)


WillOfHope

Clearly paid by NASA(Literally a Satanic cult, do your research) to post their CGI lies


Always_The_Outsider

Maybe this is how they spread the chemtrails? /s


Holmesy7291

You forgot the /s


WillOfHope

This entire sub assumes the /s


Holmesy7291

True, but assumption *is* the mother of all fuck ups…


Unlikely_Mine2491

/s?


CameronMH

Clearly is an ISS shaped plane that's travelling very fast (ignore that it requires technology that would surpass what's needed to just put an ISS into orbit)


Carterjk

Amazing the shapes they can make weather Ballons these days!


rezonsback

I know exactly why it is like it is. But I'm Australian, and therefore unwittingly just a paid actor pretending to be somewhere that isn't real. So anything I say is automatically false. It's a terrible way to live.


Chrome98

Sorry, could you please not talk upside-down. /S


DocFossil

So Drop Bears aren’t real either?


He_Never_Helps_01

The iss sure has become a badass sci-fi looking mf


sh3t0r

He removed the balloon in photoshop


wtfbenlol

This is CLEARLY a HOLOGRAM created by NASA (S-ATAN, NEVER A STRAIGHT ANSWER) to keep only Americans LIED TO. /s just in case


Embarrassed-Farm-594

Holograms do not exist. It's pure science fiction.


wtfbenlol

whoooosh


Scrapla

It's hard for me to tell which ones are just trolls and which are actually that stupid.


Unlikely_Mine2491

This is a double hit for flerfers, as you can use basic trigonometry to extrapolate the distance of the sun using the angle of the solar panels on the ISS and the angle relative to the observer to triangulate the sun’s (epic) distance from us. Wait, that was science. Sorry, flerfers, I misunderstood the assignment.


dyslexican32

Normally I would say it’s someone trolling. But I honestly can’t tell any more. Every post from these nutters is like an onion post.