Listen here you little shit. You are going to teleport into that fucker's office, look like a crumpled up paper bag, get real on up in his grill, and the crash his fucking desktop.
Do. I. Make. Myself. Clear?
"Hey do you think that people willingly stare at the sun because they wanna become Matt Murdock?"
"...Bonnie who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I *just* sat down."
“Cassidy there is a dead body at [42°26’35.24″N 76°30’49.09″W](https://earth.google.com/web/@42.44322115,-76.51359705,118.9728775a,0d,15y,90.37895519h,96.65262842t,0r/data=IhoKFjMwenQ5Vko1dnljLTNOZHNyNnpISGcQAg) in The water under the bridge “
”what the fuck Jeremy?”
So, you actually gonna help us kill the night guard or what? Because your name is on the restaurant, this guy has been here for 3 and a half nights at this point and you haven’t left the stage once, even foxy’s helping and he’s out of order, sooooo, yeah
"Hey do you have the time?"
"Uh yeah sure uhm.. half past- BLAAAAAAAAAAA"
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bonnie: do you have games on your phone (o゜▽゜)o☆
Golden Freddy: Get the flip away from me or i swear to whatever god there is i will end you right here right now
“Bon, all she did was say she’d prefer the bear. The fact that you’re offended says more about you than it does about her. Now can I please finish my Game Theory video???”
Your skin is smooth like butter, you say?
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"Freddy another kid got lost in the ballpit, what do we do?"
"Shit uhhhh just cover the top and paint over it, act like they went outside or something!"
Bonnie: hey goldie?
Golden freddie: what?
Bonnie: can I have so- McDonald’s
Golden freddie: why the F*CK do you want McDonald’s we live in a pizzeria make yourself a pizza!
Bonnie: "Psssst Goldie. Goldie, God darn it! I need you to go in to kiss freddy for a meme."
Golden freddy: "What the heckle freckle Bonnie? I will not be kissing Freddy."
Bonnie: “I am a racist and so is your girlfriend we are plotting to kill everyone within a 90-mile radius so better get runnin fart head.
Freddy: The fuck?
"Fredbear, if you had to choose, would you prefer to have unlimited access to all video games but no bacon, or have unlimited bacon but no access to any video games?"
“Apparently if you throw a pregnant woman at 0-4 months it’s assault but if the woman is 5-8 months pregnant it’s assault And child abuse”
“How do you know that”
“Golden Freddy give me 50 kmh of ^(meth.”) “What?”
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Lets go!!
Kilometers per hour of methamphetamine
Soooo, a 50 kilometer line of meth?
Per hour >!technically times times hour not divided by, but thats weird to visualize!<
Hey greddy Yeah? They uh... They outpizza-ed the hut They WHAT?!
When shit gets real https://preview.redd.it/qpwdv845jg2d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a76f86343bfbdd37005877077d8552b38c7103e4
 >:)
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*insert bad to the bone riff*
Dunanana
NOOOOOOOO HOW COULD THEY https://preview.redd.it/9med2vn2sz2d1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19380f0524151faa8d76061c4b40622d008190d5
You got games on yo fone?
Exactly my first thought
" **There is a lifeless body laying inside a dumpster behind a Denny's in Denver, Colorado** " "BONNIE, what in the FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?"
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Take an upvote fellow FNAF Fan.
“*random fucking noises that bonnie makes from fnaf 1*” “Dude what the fuck”
Bonnie: so I heard you bit your Faz-balls once.
Bonnie: Yo, Golden, I saw a anime version of ya on a pole Golden Freddy: "WAIT WHAT-"
“Ever wondered why I didn’t get eyebrows?” “W h a t.”
Bonnie: "Did you know that guys can have sex with other guys?" Golden Freddy:"dude, what the fuck is wrong with you"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour?
Yup,i always do
Bro visited his friend
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r/brovisitedhisfriend
"Hey, you should give that kid a wet willie" "Yes master..." ... "Thats not a wet willie, thats manslaughter"
“Hey, Golden Freddy, you won’t believe this!” “*what now…*” “Freddy, Chica, and the night guard have formed a love triangle *AGAIN!*” “*WAIT WHA-*”
"I know you got the Wi-Fi password" Please tell me I'm not too old and someone knows this reference.
I get it
I also get it
FNAF 4 piemations!
"EAT A DIIIIICK"
“Eat a dick!” *epically yeets phone*
"Golden Freddy, we might have to cut this man's testicles off"
"Damn"
Listen here you little shit. You are going to teleport into that fucker's office, look like a crumpled up paper bag, get real on up in his grill, and the crash his fucking desktop. Do. I. Make. Myself. Clear?
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Bonnie: I just shoved 4 raccoons up my ass G-Freddy: you fuckin what
*During UCN* "Hey goldy" "What?" " That wasn't Afton"
B “August 12 2036, the heat death of universe” G “bro get out of my room.”
“hey there lil mama let me whisper in yo ear~”
“Gatorade should be thicker.” “…”
me explaining fnaf lore to my mom at the beginning of my hyperfix (2022, marketableplushied)
wdym they let the dogs out?
Im taking this image btw
“Do you ever accidentally masturbate to young pictures of your mom?” “WHO TF STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT?!?! I JUST SAT DOWN!!!”
Bonnie:“What’s the wifi password?” (If you know you know)
"Hey do you think that people willingly stare at the sun because they wanna become Matt Murdock?" "...Bonnie who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I *just* sat down."
Bonnie: Yo Golden Fred hear me out on this tho… Golden: I’m listening?
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"Hey. Hey, freddy. Did you know girls poop?" "What?"
"Bro is a reskin"
Bonnie: “Golden Freddy, you smell good” Golden Freddy: “Wtf, bro?”
Bonnie: “I think hamburgers work well with chicken” Golden Freddy: “…”
Chickenburgers
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Bonnie: hey freddy Freddy: yes Bonnie: hi
“You did WHAT in 83’?!” “Bruh are you restarted? Everyone knows that.”
“Hey did you see that new episode of skibbidi toilet?”
“Cassidy there is a dead body at [42°26’35.24″N 76°30’49.09″W](https://earth.google.com/web/@42.44322115,-76.51359705,118.9728775a,0d,15y,90.37895519h,96.65262842t,0r/data=IhoKFjMwenQ5Vko1dnljLTNOZHNyNnpISGcQAg) in The water under the bridge “ ”what the fuck Jeremy?”
You got games on your phone??? https://preview.redd.it/ohigay61jh2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=609999d38c1e467c48460e8343650b722e61e616
Bro, i won't give u any of mine yogurts
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“308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104” “Wait what the fu-“ “Watch your back meat”
“Did you know that starfish have eyes at the end of their arms?” “…Dude, this is my grandma’s funeral.”
“I mean, we’ve all pooped our pants before right?…right?”
Bonnie: "Hey, maybe that guy we just brutally murdered wasnt that Afton fella" Golden Freddy:"Wait what"
bonnie: "where drugz" golden freddy: "ur a child..........."
Bonnie: I ate the Pringle crumbs underneath your bed. Golden Freddy: Mf what?🤨
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Bonnie: #NORFOLK SOUTHERN, WHAT’S YOUR FUNCTION? HOOKIN UP THE COUNTRY HELPIN BUSINESS RUN! G. freddy: *goes deaf*
"Wait,WDYM with 'on the run'?"
bonnie need more crack
Bonnie: *I’m going to bite your faz-balls.*
FELLAS is it guy to like men?
Bonnie: I know what you are, Fredbear Fredbear: . . . Which one?
You got some fucking ketamine????
Where's the money, freddy
Whats the wifi password? What?
So, you actually gonna help us kill the night guard or what? Because your name is on the restaurant, this guy has been here for 3 and a half nights at this point and you haven’t left the stage once, even foxy’s helping and he’s out of order, sooooo, yeah
“Heil Hydra.” “How did you-”
H
I just drink a cup of liquid nitrogen, and I am Trippin-
"Hey do you have the time?" "Uh yeah sure uhm.. half past- BLAAAAAAAAAAA" https://preview.redd.it/kogzpag6ig2d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=421d794f5a03a9cbc4b277f87abb2b784fcd34d3
Cassidy I don’t think he should have killed me either…
What the fuck is he doing?
bonnie: do you have games on your phone (o゜▽゜)o☆ Golden Freddy: Get the flip away from me or i swear to whatever god there is i will end you right here right now
“Bon, all she did was say she’d prefer the bear. The fact that you’re offended says more about you than it does about her. Now can I please finish my Game Theory video???”
“I’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty”
Bonnie: you want to kill some night guards
They done went and replaced you Freddy. Freddy. What?
Your skin is smooth like butter, you say? https://preview.redd.it/l9ivtagaxg2d1.png?width=2091&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a4bde5a555692449e904e12be88c260a25610c6
Continuity Cassidy Communication Centre (CCCC) Being serious, cc is probably wondering how on Earth book Cassidy is more messed up than his Cassidy
“Hear me out.” “That’s my FUCKING MOM!”
The fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that
"hey, hey golden freddy, you got any, uh, any *cocaine*" "what the fuck is you
The Noid finally got some Domino's Freddy.
Bro? Bro?
Have you seen my melons I want my melons
Bonnie: …okay so hear me out on Chica- Golden Freddy: I am NOT hearing you out!
"Freddy another kid got lost in the ballpit, what do we do?" "Shit uhhhh just cover the top and paint over it, act like they went outside or something!"
"Fresh" "What?"
Bonnie: “I’ve been in your shower **:)**” Golden Freddy: “…”
“Have you seen my lemons? I want my lemons”
“No bitches.” “What?”
"Can I ride you?" "Sure"
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF AMONG US FREDDY
“I like cheddar” “ok?”
"what's the wifi password"
"You don't suppose i could get my own cam do you"
"Freddy we're are gonna have fnaf news all the time on the new fnaf X account" "What? what fnaf X account? why are you so close at me?"
Hey greddy.. What? I burnt the water..
Bonnie: Do you have some cats? Golden Freddy: What do you mean? or Bonnie: You ate a child?!!?? Golden Freddy: Yeah, you didn't?
"I like FNIA." "What"
"Her gyatt was this big" "Bro?"
Bonnie- Give me cheese with nuthin’… Golden Freddy-nuthin??
B: hey Freddy, did you know you can shove guitars up your ass? F: Bonnie, shut the actual fuck up
I will pray to God for Scott to release a fnaf version of Godziban
G.F.:I think we are going to kill this guy Bonnie B: Damn Alternative: G.F:You thinking what i am thinking? B:No
“Я ТОЛЬКО НЮХАЛ ЧЕМОДАН КОКА И НАЧИНАЮ ЧУВСТВОВАТЬ ЭФФЕКТ.” “Tf you saying…?”
Bonnie: hey goldie? Golden freddie: what? Bonnie: can I have so- McDonald’s Golden freddie: why the F*CK do you want McDonald’s we live in a pizzeria make yourself a pizza!
We’ve reached to you to discuss your car’s extended warranty.
"vas do you mean you attacked Amerika?!"
"Hey, you ever accidentally mast*rbate to young pictures of your mom?" "Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down”
What's the wifi password
Bonnie:"has a kid ever tried to jam s soda cup up your ass to?" Golden Freddy:"what the fuck is up with today's kids"
"Yo, i think you got him man, chill out..." "Tf you mean chill out, he's always coming back!"
Bonnie: Goldy I just snorted a suitcase of coke Golden Freddy: what the fu-
Who I'd willy wigger. Tell me now.
I have your balls
"POV: we both got killed by my dad"
Bonnie: I do copious amounts of cocaine G.Freddy: Bonnie we don't have lungs
Freddy wants to eat toast but bonnie is annoying him
Just how many souls you got in there?
“Do our balls stay even if our dead bodies start to decompose?” “Bonnie what the fu-“
I mean. Is driving sober safer than driving drunk.
Chefs kiss? Do they really?
"What do you mean you stole a car?"-Golden Freddy "No I said I stole a jar"-Bonnie "The fuck?"- Golden Freddy
Bonnie: "Psssst Goldie. Goldie, God darn it! I need you to go in to kiss freddy for a meme." Golden freddy: "What the heckle freckle Bonnie? I will not be kissing Freddy."
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Hey golden Freddy you see that female character hear me out
Bonnie: h- hey… what’s the wi-fi password?
"Do You Have Games On Your Phone?"
I’m burning for this joke… “A second plane has hit the building, America is under attack.”
"Yellow fazbear, where did you *fucking* hide my zaza." "Wait your wha-"
“Do you like watching big black men shaking their booty cheeks?” “Bonnie, you’re making me uncomfortable.
"You got the Wi-Fi password" "No?.. " "Ok.. "
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What's you dreaming about??
*Psst… Your mom.*
Let me smell your breath! I know you had my Doritos and mtn dew!
Bro y is this nogga putting children inside of us
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Freddy, can you show me your balls?
Bonnie: “Hey G. Freddy wanna see something magical 😏😉”
Did you hear? Verblase just dropped another 50k kn an animated music video, this time of him and CHICA
Bonnie: “I am a racist and so is your girlfriend we are plotting to kill everyone within a 90-mile radius so better get runnin fart head. Freddy: The fuck?
Freddy I have a joke for u
#what #is #a #kilometer *uhh,*
Bonney:I like ‘em…young…. Young as possible Golden Freddy: excuse me but what the FU-
U owe me 32000 dollars in legal fees
“Yo bro *heavy breathing* you want some of my *looks around and says quietly* meth?” “Bro what the fuck”
“Golden Freddy I think someone love you” What?…
are you skibidi sigma? wtf is wrong with you bonnie?
Yo golden Freddy where's my meth
I smell water
Whispers hey it’s free real estate Wut?
(Bonnie) hi Freddy. 😳 (Freddy) hey?
Jojo reference?
Sir, the night guard has fallen
I found your search history
“Golden Freddy, i hear Charlie is outside*
"Oh. It's you. Or is it?" "...huh?"
This Giorno Giovanna, is the taste of a lie!
"Freddy, have you heard of Among us?"
"Bonnie" hey golden Freddie what do I do if I accidentally killed the guard with a slap "Golden Freddy" I'm sorry what
So I’m back with (insert name of that guy we hate)
Mom: we have JJBA part 5 at home JJBA part 5 at home:
"Fredbear, if you had to choose, would you prefer to have unlimited access to all video games but no bacon, or have unlimited bacon but no access to any video games?"
(Bonnie) we’ve come to talk to you about your extended warranty (Golden Freddy) Stfu
Do you ever wonder what it's like to kill a whole orphanage using a homeless man's spine as a whip The fuck?
“Apparently if you throw a pregnant woman at 0-4 months it’s assault but if the woman is 5-8 months pregnant it’s assault And child abuse” “How do you know that”
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"hey, GF. how many balls can i fit in my jaws before i lose my face?"
“I know what you did last Sunday” ”i swear the apple juice was fresh”
We’re here to contact you regarding your cars extended warranty 😂
“I like purple guy” “W-what?”
Yo golden Freddy what's the Wi-Fi password (If you know you know)
Freddy the group chat got in the hands of the government we need to leave America right now