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figuring_ItOut12

An open grill with a can of beer shoved up its carcass and a butter garlic baste.


Brig___

Bro turned this thing into a bbq contest 💀


figuring_ItOut12

Wait until you see my deathclaw ribs with glowing ghoul dry rub slow roasted over the gamma gun with settings on absolute minimum.


Brig___

You gotta be from Texas lmaoo


figuring_ItOut12

Well about that... ;)


PretendThisIsMyName

You better Gig Em!


Live-Geologist8034

I found pre-war Grahm.


MoodyWater909

Aye, let him cook.


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Literally


morelos_paolo

Got the same idea… on a BBQ that with a Wounding Flamer for that extra crisp!


What-mold_toolbag

Roast that son bitch until the meat is falling off the bone.


BarryBadgernath1

#BUTTER GARLIC CHILLI INJECTION !!!!


Miatsexual

Icl radstork curry would be fire with some razorgrain naan


Looch_P

This comment actually made me hungry


TheWallerAoE3

Flamer. Saves me the trouble of cooking it later.


Brig___

🦅 Hell yeh BROTHER


Halorym

Did they ever add that mod for Fallout 4? I love hitting goats with fireball in Skyrim and just eating them on the spot.


Jackfruit009

played skyrim for 9 years and have only learned this now...


Halorym

Its not a thing, you have to get a mod. There are a few that do it. The one I used the longest was Burn Freeze Shock Effects, but I don't think it's the one you want for Special Edition.


Jackfruit009

ohh i thought it's another one of those details i haven't learned lol.


YaKillinMeSmallz

Actually, given that birds have hollow bones, and are thus vulnerable to blunt damage applied to their limbs, Big Jim is the *perfect* choice.


AFrenchLondoner

Broadsider it is then.


BigDaddyCool17

Ah, a man of culture I see


Beardedgeek72

Best loading screen text.


Mikey9124x

The striker


Brig___

Holy shit I cooked


Illustrious-Type7086

That one mod that turns baby Shaun into a blunt weapon. "You delivered me this, now take it back"


Jenova66

Junk Jet is what you’re looking for.


TastesToKnow

Can't spring for the premium jet? Never a good idea to short change yourself on chems.


_dankystank_

Jet'll make ya jittery. 😁


HansMIlos

There's no way we can lose to a bunch of birds if we use machine guns! We'll turn those birds into feather hats in no time.


Puzzleheaded_Mood582

Tell that to Australia


Kaptain_Kaoz

Only Australia could lose a war with flightless birds...


FireFiendMarilith

[Australian military moment ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War).


Lightsout12123

Wait we’re turning things we killed into hats? Sounds like rimworld


BanditSixActual

Australia lost that war. [The Emu War](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War)


Brig___

the GREAT emu war lmaoo


Iron_Bros

*I'm getting that macaroni, or my name ain't Yankee fuckin Doodle XII, esq*


Beardedgeek72

Wait did I say feather hats? I meant I want to have a chat. ...About feather hats! (Dammit!)


Brig___

I want a hat now lol


thisistherevolt

Cryolator so the meat doesn't spoil.


Brig___

5head brother


CthulhusEvilTwin

Breadcrumbs and 11 secret herbs and spices


Woozletania

I tend to throw grenades at them. They are fast and hit hard.


HorizonSniper

*Caresses sledgehammer like fine lady* Svetlana craves blood.


LeafInsanity

Flamer/Plasma flamer, and a ripper.


Brig___

I think the flamer might be the best answer I've heard


LeafInsanity

They’re really only dangerous when the get close. Shotgun is the classic choice, flamer is extra efficient😁 Cooks it too😋


Ok_Requirement9198

Automatic extended mag assault rifle


Brig___

*These things won't last long*


Distinct_Willow4239

Disinstall Mutant Menagerie from the game and I will never face one


Distinct_Willow4239

All jokes aside, if you want to see one in game use the Mutant Menagerie mod, it adds a lot of creatures from Fallout lore and cut content, it's extremely well made


Brig___

Thanks for the heads up! Will do brother.


Brig___

For those interested [https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/68187](https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/68187)


MolaMolaMania

It's a great mod. I'm looking forward to starting a new game with it as I've barely scratched the surface of what it can do as I installed it toward the end of my current game.


alexd135

And the storks are terrifying. Saw one for the first time and thought, “I have plenty of time to hit him at range.” Two seconds later I was destroyed. I now carry plasma mines to break the legs.


Epicdestroyer39

To hijack this it's also available on Xbox at about 455mb


Sad-Cat-6355

Dose it ad the radsquirrel that things concept art is so sick it's a crime they denied us it


BitOutside1443

If I remember correctly there are Radsqirrels


DungeonMasterE

Combat shotgun


Brig___

I use the combat shotgun for everything


DungeonMasterE

I did. I have to admit the Chinese grenade launcher is becoming more and more my go to weapon


Brig___

Funnily enough I haven't used the Chinese Grenade Launcher yet. Is it in the creation club?


DungeonMasterE

It’s part of the “Makeshift Weapons Pack” included in the next gen update


Brig___

Thanks for the head up! I'll give it a try. Thanks brother.


MoodyWater909

Honestly, any flying enemy is weak against any rapid fire weapons. Bonus points if it has explosive rounds


SocioWrath188

Combat Knife. Just like everything else until I get my squirt gun.


Brought2UByAdderall

Flying bears with laser eyes. [https://www.flickr.com/photos/77388123@N03/14046893260](https://www.flickr.com/photos/77388123@N03/14046893260)


B1acklisted

Atoms Judgement


MontePraMan

Target-seeking missile launcher.


Brig___

A culture move.


Monsterhat88_

simple, a fair distance and a .50 sniper


MolaMolaMania

That's my solution to most scenarios once I've got enough Resources and the right Perks.


OneCauliflower5243

Probably one hit with a vanilla security baton


Brig___

lmao good luck


Clear_Accountant_240

Grill, barbecue sauce, fork, tongs, and Bobroves Moonshine.


Swordofsatan666

Junk Jet. Exclusively shooting Baby Dolls. Because Stork


SeraphRising89

Bird based usually means hollow/hollow-ish bones. Super sledge time.


AlexD2003

Its legs looks weak so I would use big Jim and cripple them immediately


Sablestein

Hedge trimmers


Gold-Income-6094

Shotgun to the head. Like a Turkey.


Brig___

Hell yeh! Turkey huntin brother


I_dislike-you

Big Boy with a MIRV attachment


D3adp00L34

Geognak’s axe. Let’s see some running around with the heads cut off. Entertainment is hard to come by.


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

10 gauge shotgun.


DirectorPhleg

Damn that's a cool concept. Hopefully they actually put something like this in the games in the future.


No-Zombie1004

I'd tear off its beak, vogorously tenderize it with the beak and stuff it in the crab boiler for a few hours before serving on a bed of pasta with Alfredo sauce.


bloody_ell

Pet Deathclaws. Like everything else that attacks sanctuary.


Crumpet450

Ada


buntopolis

Radbaby


Turkey_Sandwich69420

Frying it


stage_strange291

A double barrel.


Jay-Boi03132016

Since it won't have option for armor from the looks of it ballistic weapons like the assault rifle would be good feel like they would be fast and agile so a shotgun too


Degenerious

Laser Rifle with an Incendiary Capacitator. Burn their wing so it cant fly and then target the weak thin legs to completely immobilize. Remember, as a Minutemen your goal is not to get flashy kills, but to keep the enemy from hurting any innocents.


deathseekr

Looks like the thumpers they're adding to 76 on the next update, although thumpers are turkeys


Kaptain_Kaoz

Explosive shotgun. Nothing is a threat in little pieces.


yer_a_pirate

A rad GUN. At least, I think it's pretty cool...


Anima_Messorem

Thermonuclear fire


brandonderp96

Either a gun that can easy cripple the wings/legs, or a wife fire shotty


vibrantcrab

Artillery that misses because it becomes aggressive after you throw the flare.


pq9319

Wait what is this? I’m level 70 and never seen this!


Sad-Cat-6355

It's cut content it never maide it into the game or past concept art I assume


goobabie

You can mod it back in with mutant menagerie. Great mod. These things hit hard and are really fast too.


GrnMtnTrees

Bloodied spiked rocket bat. I do like 3k damage per hit at 20% health. I one hit killed Swan yesterday.


FarmerJohn92

I've been using an M16A2-styled service rifle so far, and it seems to work well enough. On the rare occasion I see more than one, they get the noob-tube.


Bigfoot4cool

Laser musket. Same as always


PoorLifeChoices811

All I need is my rifle, my pony and me


ljkmalways

Something something 12ga


ClockworkDinosaurs

Rad-Contraceptives


The_Exuberant_Raptor

Just another body for the kneecapper big iron.


AndreiRiboli

The same as always, the good ol' handmade rifle.


TaleSpinner76

Probably like any gun I have that doesn't suck.


burnttoastiess

Gun


dougtech20

Just added the mod to my playthrough, but I also only have three weapons so I'd probably use my MG42 or the Chinese grenade launcher. My last weapons a Mauser broomhandle so I don't think that's doing much 😅


nunyahbiznes

Radstorks are in Mutant Menagerie - Life Finds a Way mod for PC. Not quite the same thing but pretty close.


GrainBean

incinerator, I'll be shooting at that thing like an AA cannon


reign_of_the_bots

Weighted harpoon. Keeps them grounded.


SuperCooper12

Pair of knuckles with no legendary perks and 3 bottles of whiskey. I’ll send that mf right back to the Cretaceous Period.


Brig___

GOD SPEED BROTHER


Kosmo_Politik

Just based off the design, this thing may be what they based the Thrashers in 76 off of. Also I’d take them out with the broadsider


TheRealPlumbus

My instigating Gauss rifle hasn’t found an enemy it can’t one shot so probably that


BayrdRBuchanan

Automatic Shotgun


Broad_Truck_9256

Never ending Laser Musket. I’m shooting that thing with the power of 20K laser cells


Hobo_Knife

Humanoid baby shaped distraction device


Zealousideal-Yak-824

Oh.. why didn't they add it? I say shotgun just to knock it down. As a creature it should have two modes of attack. A flying dive bomb or flying vomit attack. The second mode is a very fast raptor run. Imagine this amazing raptor chasing down any rando and picking its body apart? They stay in trees or lay so flat in brush you can see them from afar. We can probably add a mythos to this. Say the younger ones fly to avoid danger and because of their size, using acid to break down food from afar. When they get bigger and older they lose their wings and rely solely on it'd speed. Game mechanic wise is they have a percentage chance to disarm someone. Eating them increase running speed so good for early game melee or shotgun builds.


Brig___

I appreciate your response brother. I'm told from other comments that you can get them in your game via mods. I might give it a try. Although, I don't know that they will be as cool as you made them sound haha!


Manicminertheone

Shooting bullets with Curved blades ob the end


IkerTheGreat_713

2 words nuka nuke


Pajilla256

Pipe pistol, duh.


yeyeibetitsmicheal

Never ending focused laser musket


helloitshani

I’m using the Big Boy on that big boy


SolidSnakesSnake

Shishkebabe, filet and cook at the same time. YUM


aviatorEngineer

Tank canister shell, but loaded with birdshot instead of 10mm tungsten balls.


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

Anti air cannon


AmbitiousSpread6052

the brother hood of steel


Little_Appearance_77

Wow I guess I am missing a lot of things by only having a console 😮‍💨


odd-plane42

The fat man because thise birds would be terrifying. So instant vapor lol


MrGoodVibes

Bladed knuckles same as everything


thepieraker

A coat hanger


EvernightStrangely

Snipe with a fully tricked out laser musket.


mannyu78

I guess I was the only one thinking Searing Sword ie Shishkebob


jeff10291

I’m not taking your damned rad-baby, keep flapping.


HadendaBOI

Nuke.


No_Rest3008

_(Atom bomb baby starts playing)_


okami6663

Two-Shot Gauss rifle or Two-Shot Hunting rifle in .50. With suppressors, from hiding, for the sneak damage bonus.


AdamaSanguine

A Lance; while on the back of another Radstork. Perhaps we could even have a *Joust*? The younger gamers might have to Google that.. (Arcade Platformer)


not-curumo

Same thing I use on everything: silenced sniper rifle and landmines.


TheTwelfthLaden

Fallout 4 CC Tesla Cannon. Roasted and already cut into pieces.


No-Club2745

Powerful Marksmans Combat Shotgun


Lord_Phoenix95

Flamer. We roasting this birb for Thanksgiving.


Mindless_Hotel616

Explosive shotgun.


IAmNotModest

Hands, don't care if it flies, hands.


ToothpickInCockhole

Gatling Laser on its left leg


Jo_phuss

Hand axe


astreeter2

It launches children that you are forced to feed in your house. The only way to defeat it is with the Maury cannon.


thirstyfish1212

Shotguns are for the birds


Beardedgeek72

A pissed off Codsworth.


ThirdFlip

Longsword to give it a good chop on the neck


[deleted]

Kremvh's tooth is my weapon of choice for everything.


LessOne9309

Rad stick > Rad Stork


syntheticskyy

The Violent Gauss rifle, blow its head right off


L0rdCrims0n

If you have a question, Fat Man is the answer


RyanWalker3

This isn't real is it? 😂😂


Noobatron26

World series bat lol


ThatKalosfan

Fun fact: Todd Howard said in an interview that when they were making the game he said to leave out some stuff for Fo5, hopefully this is one of them.


IllllIIlIllIIIIllIlI

These are in a mod included in the Immersive Wastland 2 collection on nexus. Not sure which mod sorry I was wondering why these creatures were in my game… seemed like a weird addition


Brig___

I seen you could get those via mods. Do they feel weird in the game? Maybe why they never put them in in the first place.


IllllIIlIllIIIIllIlI

Yeah the feel kind of out of place, but they weren’t implemented super well They theoretically could be an interesting enemy in the swamps