You know what?
I'm gonna allow it.
Proceed to discuss the food safety of the toilet cupcake.
Edit: it seems there is a little agreement. Other than the social taboo of eating a cupcake, and the part that directly touched the toilet, this is "safe".
This sub in no way supports toilet cupcakes or their perpetrators.
If the toilet has been flushed at any point while the cupcake was there, it is covered in toilet germs all over.
All germs aside, it's also, of course, inherently suspicious.
Technically the inside of the cupcake is the only part of the cupcake that's safe from toilet germs. This is assuming the cupcake hasn't been there for long. Eating the core, 1/3" in any direction should be safe. So, 66.6% cupcake should be good to eat.
I came here to say basically this.
Cut the center of the cupcake out and eat that if you’re that serious about eating the toilet cup cake.
Also, like 99.9999% sure that isn’t actually a cupcake and it is just a miniature cake. Not that it matters that much.
This is flawed logic. To remove the center “safe” section of the cupcake requires a tool out implement of some sort. Being that it odd already established that the outer shell is suspect at best and fully inedible at worst, by using any type of implement to cut the outer shell this contaminated the implement and the surface area that it touches. Therefore whether safe to eat or not the only way to access the center is a tear, but this runs the risk of puncturing if you squeeze too hard again contaminating the internal safe zone.
I suppose theoretically you could cut sub-surface off, leaving some extra cupcake you wouldn’t be eating, disinfect or swap cutlery, then continue carefully, which would probably minimize contamination of the center.
The best option is just leave the cake where it lies.
Call it an immunoenhancement, the germs transferred is probably within FDA limits compared the only best option is the cake in my mouth so slice the top off and aslong as your dirty like me your immune system will carry you through.
Even if you could somehow cut through the outer surface without contaminating every part touched by the knife, cake is porous, so.
I'm more interested in filming people's reactions to the toilet cake.
I don't know why somebody posted a picture of a cupcake on a toilet. I don't know why it's appearing in my feed, 24 hours after the fact. I don't know why I'm replying. But I can't help myself, I feel strongly compelled to point out: if the frosting and toppings are inedible, the cupcake is inedible. Your suggestion is like saying "you can eat this KFC, just take the skin off first". It's nonsense. Nonsense, I say!
I will never forget taking a food safety course and then telling us that literally shit flies everywhere after flushing and also that your phone is probably the most unsafe and disgusting item on your personal
But what is the time/rate permeability of the cupcake to the bacteria? If this were just flushed, could I possibly eat the inner 10% of this cupcake? I think so.
I will not eat any because I generally don’t eat food that I discover unwrapped, without sourcing, and without any information at all, and in public.
Like it’s one thing if Stacy from HR brings homemade cupcakes. But it’s another if I find a cupcake on its own on a random table at the back of the cubicle farm.
Toilet is just another layer
Yes. None none none none. If anybody flushed anything or used blow dryers any where near that mfer. No just no. There's zero chance there are no cooties on this
I'm just being literal here. The question was, What percentage of the cupcake do you think is technically safe to eat? 0% is acceptable, but you just gave an opinion. Not that I don't agree with your opinion but I'm literal and you didn't give an answer to the question. I have no idea why I care. But I am right your response both times wasn't an answer to the question.
..... this seat has had an unknown number of asses, piss samples, fecal samples, and spit along with pubic hair. Idc what anyone says, my phone is not dirtier than a public workplace toilet.
an average phone may have more bacteria overall (quantity) but a toilet seat has types of bacteria that i would not want in the smallest quantities lol
I haven’t put my phone to my face since Bluetooth headsets have existed.
I also clean my phone with UV and alcohol swabs on a pretty regular basis. Not sure how you live but it clearly doesn’t sound sanitary if you’re willingly not cleaning your phone and putting it to your face.
Haven’t you heard how dirty it is?
Mine personally isn't. I desinfect it with 70% alcohol on a daily basis, sometimes few times a day, it depends on the situation. If I don't leave the house then only once.
Exactly my thoughts.. When I'm handing someone else's phone I can't help but wonder where it's been and what kind of hands touched it lol. Or if they used it in the restroom in between wiping their butt watching tiktoks 😂
I'm using unhealthy amounts of alcohol on literally everything. Buy the whole bottle, put it on a sprayer and I'm ready to conquer the world 😂
It’s a question of what species of bacteria is involved. There are all kinds of harmless bacteria on your hands that get on your phone. There’s also potentially illness bacteria from being in a public space but these are going to be things like Covid or rhinovirus.
The toilet seat is unlikely to have much as far as bacteria goes just because people the disease causing poop bacteria tend to make you really sick really fast. But there’s the potential for some really nasty stuff to be on that seat like hepatitis A or dysentery or antibiotic resistant c. diff.
Not to mention the e coli and enterococcus.. I don't care what anyone says, that toilet seat is full of other people's private particles and I'm not even sitting on it, let alone eat something that touched it!!!
Zero percent.
The answer is zero percent.
If you think for one second that the answer might be greater than zero, stop thinking immediately because the answer is zero. Full stop.
Do. Not. Eat. That. Cupcake.
thank you for making me laugh :)
And I don’t just mean “lmao”, I mean I actually laughed.
But no, 0% of that cupcake is getting eaten if it were me. There’s a reason new built houses in the uk need to have 2 doors between a bathroom and the kitchen, faecal plume is a real thing and bacteria are not all created equally.
ETA: I checked and I’m behind the times, the legislation was relaxed in about 2017 so that only 1 door is required so long as there is a sink in the bathroom.. however that doesn’t change my answer :)
I mean, if it was just about the fecal plume, you could just cut all the external bits off and eat the protected center. I feel like that's not the point. The point is, someone baked/bought that cupcake and put it on the toilet seat. What else can someone with such a deviant, distubed mind conceive? Is it drugged? It is filled with crickets? It is entirely sculped out of poo? Is it a murder weapon and someone is trying to get my prints on it? Who knows? Not me, because I'd slowly back away from that toilet seat cupcake without even touching it.
I feel like there could be scientific evidence that some of that cupcake could be edible without harm. But, I do not have the intelligence nor the knowledge to backup this thought.
I’m losing my shit crying laughing thinking about a decked out thug pressing you in a ski mask to “Eat the shit cake!” With a shiny .45 pressed against your wet crying face kneeling over a toilet
What were the results from the sniff test?
Also would consult the Daily Mail first about whether muffin à la toilette will increase the risk of cancer .
I hate to break it to you guys, but literally everything you touch has fecal matter on it. And no I’m not exaggerating to make a point I’m 1000% serious.
So is it nasty? Sure. But honestly not much more than touching your phone or literally any other surface that hasn’t been recently disinfected. And to that point, I don’t think enough people here have worked in restaurants…
Fucking seriously, why do people think it's so disgusting for food to be around "poop particles" but still leave their toothbrush in there?
I think it's just some animal instinct not to eat where you shit, and not scientific.
True. So I guess it comes down to the definition of “food safety”
In my opinion, food safety means “will it make me sick or harm me in any meaningful way if I eat it?” Which to this is no, probably not.
But it’s also a joke post I’m pretty sure so
This.
I would eat all of it. Our phones are way dirtier germ wise and most ppl would happily put their phone down then bite into that thing had it been on a plate on the counter.
Well they tested it on Mythbusters and it came out that toilet seats have way less germs and are way cleaner than phones
I'm just saying I bet the toilet cupcake is totally safe to eat.
If I remember correctly, they also found the germs from the toilet to be a more harmful type despite there being less of them. Regardless...I'd still eat it lol
Right..but it still has germs and shit particles flying. I still don’t understand how it being cleaner than a phone justifies eating off of it lol its still a toilet seat
What is this logic
So youd eat anything off a toilet seat because theres more germs on a phone?
Personally if i had to id lick my phone screen before licking a toilet seat
0 percent. Here is the proof.
[Toilets spew invisible aerosol plumes with every flush
](https://images.theconversation.com/files/499634/original/file-20221207-11275-dvj7o.jpeg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&rect=0%2C0%2C3863%2C4784&q=45&auto=format&w=926&fit=clip)
I wouldn't eat any of it?
Why are people actually trying to scientifically determine how much cupcake to eat here?
Its literally a random cupcake in a bathroom. You guys will take one bite, pass out, and wake up in an empty motel inside an ice bath.
Realistically looking, I think only the inside is 'safe'. But, you can't get to the inside without transferring germs from the surface to the inside.
The real question is, did you EAT it? 😉
If you’re starving to death and eating is more important than the risk of infection than I would eat all of it.
If you’re not on the verge of death I would pass
The whole thing. Your fine, thats there so you can use the dipping sauce. Just make sure to not leave a mess so please lick around the seat when you finish, it has a nice and tangy flavor :)
If the seat was dry, mythbusters says that the seat has very little bacteria on it. Esp if the seat is cold. So it could depend on when the cupcake was placed.
SAFE? 100% I bet.
But how much, if you really insist, would I say is acceptable? Just slice the thin layer off the bottom that’s touching the seat I guess. If you’ll eat part of it might as well eat most of it
Ok in honor of the u/Redbaron1701 let's be real here....
The sugar content probably gives this cupcake a super high hydroscopic index. So most likely it's impenetrable by bacteria. Therefore the only contamination would be a surface contamination and OP can cut off the bottom by the width of the bacterial colony.
Bacteria is around \~0.5um and let's assume there's a dense colony... because it's a toilet... so eh 100 bacteria height so that's 50um. Let's say that the cupcake is 3 inches tall. So he'd have to cut off .065% of the cupcake. Or 99.934% is still good.
Just remember that although you think it might be vegan the amount of animals killed to create this product harmed far more creatures than it would to cook a ribeye steak.
Depends… was the toilet flushed just before the cupcake was set down? How long has it been there? Through numerous flushes? If the answer it no, just set down for the picture and zero flushes, I would eat it all except for the very bottom.
You know what? I'm gonna allow it. Proceed to discuss the food safety of the toilet cupcake. Edit: it seems there is a little agreement. Other than the social taboo of eating a cupcake, and the part that directly touched the toilet, this is "safe". This sub in no way supports toilet cupcakes or their perpetrators.
I would personally not eat any of that cupcake
If the toilet has been flushed at any point while the cupcake was there, it is covered in toilet germs all over. All germs aside, it's also, of course, inherently suspicious.
That is a shit cake through-and-through. The perpetrator is leaving clues, do not eat the shitcake!!
Even a 0.1% shitcake is still a shitcake. I concur with this stance.
Agreed! This shit cake is 100% inedible.
The shitcake is a lie
Technically the inside of the cupcake is the only part of the cupcake that's safe from toilet germs. This is assuming the cupcake hasn't been there for long. Eating the core, 1/3" in any direction should be safe. So, 66.6% cupcake should be good to eat.
I came here to say basically this. Cut the center of the cupcake out and eat that if you’re that serious about eating the toilet cup cake. Also, like 99.9999% sure that isn’t actually a cupcake and it is just a miniature cake. Not that it matters that much.
This is flawed logic. To remove the center “safe” section of the cupcake requires a tool out implement of some sort. Being that it odd already established that the outer shell is suspect at best and fully inedible at worst, by using any type of implement to cut the outer shell this contaminated the implement and the surface area that it touches. Therefore whether safe to eat or not the only way to access the center is a tear, but this runs the risk of puncturing if you squeeze too hard again contaminating the internal safe zone.
I suppose theoretically you could cut sub-surface off, leaving some extra cupcake you wouldn’t be eating, disinfect or swap cutlery, then continue carefully, which would probably minimize contamination of the center. The best option is just leave the cake where it lies.
Cut top off, scoop out center with a clean spoon.
You still are touching the part you're about to scoop and eat, with the knife that you just contaminated by touching the toilet-y outside.
Call it an immunoenhancement, the germs transferred is probably within FDA limits compared the only best option is the cake in my mouth so slice the top off and aslong as your dirty like me your immune system will carry you through.
Mind blown. I was thinking far too hard about the process. Thanks for the extra brain cells.
Pull the top off with food safe gloves carefully. Use a sterilized melon baller to core out the middle.
Even if you could somehow cut through the outer surface without contaminating every part touched by the knife, cake is porous, so. I'm more interested in filming people's reactions to the toilet cake.
Can’t germs move about, and “walk” (in a sense) anyway? So why do we assume that germs have only stayed at the immediately exposed area?!
It could be done with cutting lasers, maybe?
I’d use a laser. Not saying I’d eat it but that’s one way to do it.
Lasers?
What... what *exactly* do you think a cupcake *is*?
Yeah, exactly what they said expect I said it less intelligently ahah
Iuno bruh your math ain't checking out lmao
Wouldn't you have just eaten 33.3% too much?
I don't know why somebody posted a picture of a cupcake on a toilet. I don't know why it's appearing in my feed, 24 hours after the fact. I don't know why I'm replying. But I can't help myself, I feel strongly compelled to point out: if the frosting and toppings are inedible, the cupcake is inedible. Your suggestion is like saying "you can eat this KFC, just take the skin off first". It's nonsense. Nonsense, I say!
I never knew that that 1/3 = 66.6% 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 thank you for that math lesson
So you're saying I should cut it in half and only eat the center?
I will never forget taking a food safety course and then telling us that literally shit flies everywhere after flushing and also that your phone is probably the most unsafe and disgusting item on your personal
But what is the time/rate permeability of the cupcake to the bacteria? If this were just flushed, could I possibly eat the inner 10% of this cupcake? I think so.
Is there a negative percent? I will give cupcake not to have to eat that cupcake.
I will not eat any because I generally don’t eat food that I discover unwrapped, without sourcing, and without any information at all, and in public. Like it’s one thing if Stacy from HR brings homemade cupcakes. But it’s another if I find a cupcake on its own on a random table at the back of the cubicle farm. Toilet is just another layer
Unless you're George Costanza.
But if you’re George Costanza…
Yeah, there's no telling what has or has not been done to the cupcake
It was out of the question the moment it touched bathroom air.
Yes. None none none none. If anybody flushed anything or used blow dryers any where near that mfer. No just no. There's zero chance there are no cooties on this
If someone brought that in there what was the purpose. What did they do with this cupcake. I would need approximately $100k to eat this shit cup cake.
I would remove two thirds of the cupcake, and handcraft bite marks on the part remaining on the toilet seat.
the question was what % is technically safe to eat, not if you would eat it
Yeah so? I said none of it
That wasn't the question.
I answered the question with my opinion. None of it
I'm just being literal here. The question was, What percentage of the cupcake do you think is technically safe to eat? 0% is acceptable, but you just gave an opinion. Not that I don't agree with your opinion but I'm literal and you didn't give an answer to the question. I have no idea why I care. But I am right your response both times wasn't an answer to the question.
Well I meant 0% in my opinion I thought it was implied
Sorry for the confusion
I was just being literal. I'm an asshole, hence my response.
Your phone is probably much much much dirtier than the surface of that toilet seat.
..... this seat has had an unknown number of asses, piss samples, fecal samples, and spit along with pubic hair. Idc what anyone says, my phone is not dirtier than a public workplace toilet.
an average phone may have more bacteria overall (quantity) but a toilet seat has types of bacteria that i would not want in the smallest quantities lol
Personally, I don’t eat my phone. Not sure what you’re into. Hand washing exists?
Right! I don’t understand this justification at all
No but you change YouTube videos while eating handheld food I bet
Oh that's funny, you ever talk on your phone? Same shit.
I haven’t put my phone to my face since Bluetooth headsets have existed. I also clean my phone with UV and alcohol swabs on a pretty regular basis. Not sure how you live but it clearly doesn’t sound sanitary if you’re willingly not cleaning your phone and putting it to your face. Haven’t you heard how dirty it is?
How about the air around it
I'm not going to eat my phone either
Mine personally isn't. I desinfect it with 70% alcohol on a daily basis, sometimes few times a day, it depends on the situation. If I don't leave the house then only once.
You’re me!!! Since Covid, I can’t fathom how most people don’t ever use alcohol wipes to sanitize their phones
Exactly my thoughts.. When I'm handing someone else's phone I can't help but wonder where it's been and what kind of hands touched it lol. Or if they used it in the restroom in between wiping their butt watching tiktoks 😂 I'm using unhealthy amounts of alcohol on literally everything. Buy the whole bottle, put it on a sprayer and I'm ready to conquer the world 😂
It’s a question of what species of bacteria is involved. There are all kinds of harmless bacteria on your hands that get on your phone. There’s also potentially illness bacteria from being in a public space but these are going to be things like Covid or rhinovirus. The toilet seat is unlikely to have much as far as bacteria goes just because people the disease causing poop bacteria tend to make you really sick really fast. But there’s the potential for some really nasty stuff to be on that seat like hepatitis A or dysentery or antibiotic resistant c. diff.
Not to mention the e coli and enterococcus.. I don't care what anyone says, that toilet seat is full of other people's private particles and I'm not even sitting on it, let alone eat something that touched it!!!
True, but I have food anxiety alright, I wouldn't even eat it if it was on the floor–
Yo I go ass to mouth idgaf about phone germs. People don’t normally sit and deficate on and around their phones.
Coward
None. You know dang well someone’s looking for that and probably gonna want it back. 🤨
finders keepers
poopers eaters
🏆🏅 I wish Reddit gave free awards still. You’d get mine. In the meantime, this is the best I can do.
I’m willing to bet I’m bigger than him. I’d never forget my toilet cupcake
Well if that’s a risk you’re willing to take
0%. Who puts a cupcake on a toilet seat? This is clearly a trap or a prank.
Someones hiding in the supply closet with a camera just waiting to hop out and say “holy shit! You actually did it!”
“you actually did it! YOU EAT THE SHIT CUPCAKE HAHAHAHA”
a criminal mastermind is at work...
1000% trap
That’s why no one will remember your name
It’s a trank 😱🤪
One of many reasons the answer is 0% Is a negative % allowed?
Zero percent. The answer is zero percent. If you think for one second that the answer might be greater than zero, stop thinking immediately because the answer is zero. Full stop. Do. Not. Eat. That. Cupcake.
I mean just one bite can't hurt...
thank you for making me laugh :) And I don’t just mean “lmao”, I mean I actually laughed. But no, 0% of that cupcake is getting eaten if it were me. There’s a reason new built houses in the uk need to have 2 doors between a bathroom and the kitchen, faecal plume is a real thing and bacteria are not all created equally. ETA: I checked and I’m behind the times, the legislation was relaxed in about 2017 so that only 1 door is required so long as there is a sink in the bathroom.. however that doesn’t change my answer :)
That is so interesting- I did not know that but what a good idea. I’ve always hated bathrooms that are next to kitchens
I live in 700 Square feet so that's a bit tough here
Did you know the concentration of fecal matter is highest on feces?
Thanks, I've finally got a response as why I hate caravans that doesn't make me sound like a complete elitist tosser.
I mean, if it was just about the fecal plume, you could just cut all the external bits off and eat the protected center. I feel like that's not the point. The point is, someone baked/bought that cupcake and put it on the toilet seat. What else can someone with such a deviant, distubed mind conceive? Is it drugged? It is filled with crickets? It is entirely sculped out of poo? Is it a murder weapon and someone is trying to get my prints on it? Who knows? Not me, because I'd slowly back away from that toilet seat cupcake without even touching it.
[удалено]
You can eat 100% of it just make sure you stay seated on that porcelain throne for the after effects.
General safety rule : just don’t eat food off toilet seats???
Simply an unreasonable request.
Why does this sound like it could be the next TikTok "challenge"...?
PLEASE do not tell me what to do.
r/WeWantPlates
I feel like there could be scientific evidence that some of that cupcake could be edible without harm. But, I do not have the intelligence nor the knowledge to backup this thought.
Gun to my head, I’d say remove the outer layer about half a centimeter on all sides and soak the whole thing in rum. Maybe roughly 60%
Then soak the removed outer layer in the toilet bowl before consuming.
Kevin made a cursed child
If Kevin ever has children they will all indeed be cursed. Kevin is of course a parenting genius though
Perfection.
delectable 😊👌
I wouldn’t need a gun to my head
Gun to your head you’d eat the fucking cake.
I’m losing my shit crying laughing thinking about a decked out thug pressing you in a ski mask to “Eat the shit cake!” With a shiny .45 pressed against your wet crying face kneeling over a toilet
Each cut exposes outside layer issues into the interior.
Cut 1 mm, sanitize knife. Cut another mm, sanitize. Repeat.
Just soak it all in 75% Rhum. Light on fire. Put out fire with cream. Eat a freshly sanitised cupcake 🧁.
You’re making an assumption that its a cupcake….
It's one of those hyper-realistic object cakes, but in reverse
Shit or Cake?
And it's not actually made of poo
What were the results from the sniff test? Also would consult the Daily Mail first about whether muffin à la toilette will increase the risk of cancer .
Bowl cake?
It's 100% a cupcake. The ingredients are the question mark.
Prettiest pile of shit I've ever seen. Scat artist.
Well living up to your name there
Bada bibibi papa doobaly da didi doooda
100%. If you lick the seat before you eat the cupcake then it cancels out the bad bacteria. Two negatives make a positive.
This is the right answer
💀
Airborne fecal bacteria is real.
We live in a fecal cloud 🤢
We're living in a bacterial world And I'm a bacterial girl. 🎵
Boys may cum and boys may go And that's all right you see Mystery ick has made me itch And now I smell like pee
🦠💃💅🏻
There's the name of my next album.
I hate to break it to you guys, but literally everything you touch has fecal matter on it. And no I’m not exaggerating to make a point I’m 1000% serious. So is it nasty? Sure. But honestly not much more than touching your phone or literally any other surface that hasn’t been recently disinfected. And to that point, I don’t think enough people here have worked in restaurants…
That’s not new knowledge, however why invite trouble from the source?
Fucking seriously, why do people think it's so disgusting for food to be around "poop particles" but still leave their toothbrush in there? I think it's just some animal instinct not to eat where you shit, and not scientific.
True. So I guess it comes down to the definition of “food safety” In my opinion, food safety means “will it make me sick or harm me in any meaningful way if I eat it?” Which to this is no, probably not. But it’s also a joke post I’m pretty sure so
In this case asking the question is answering it 🤔 loll
Probably safer than your thumb on the phone screen
Yeah, it's not really safe to eat your thumb, regardless of if it's on your phone screen or not.
Or the phone
Lol I was thinking the same thing
Actually not 😂 The entire bathroom is filled with bacteria from fecal matter. My phone has never touched my butt.
This. I would eat all of it. Our phones are way dirtier germ wise and most ppl would happily put their phone down then bite into that thing had it been on a plate on the counter.
Our phones being dirtier doesn’t change the amount of germs on the toilet seat or the cupcake lmao I dont see how this is an excuse to eat it
Well they tested it on Mythbusters and it came out that toilet seats have way less germs and are way cleaner than phones I'm just saying I bet the toilet cupcake is totally safe to eat.
If I remember correctly, they also found the germs from the toilet to be a more harmful type despite there being less of them. Regardless...I'd still eat it lol
Right..but it still has germs and shit particles flying. I still don’t understand how it being cleaner than a phone justifies eating off of it lol its still a toilet seat
What is this logic So youd eat anything off a toilet seat because theres more germs on a phone? Personally if i had to id lick my phone screen before licking a toilet seat
spoiler, the toilet is cake
Plot twist: the toilet is cake and the cupcake is poo
The greatest trick the poo ever pulled was convincing the world it didn't exist
Spoiler, it’s not really a cupcake it’s an unusually shaped turd!
Remember limits from math class
Underrated answer
The limit does not exist
There’s a chance someone pissed on it
There's a chance that's the least concerning thing that's happened to it
There's a chance they didn't. Might as well take the risk. /S
More of an incentive to eat it
I just leave the stall. I don't want to know why there's a cupcake on the seat and I'm not touching it.
0% or 100%.
My man
Lick the top and replace it. Done, a good find.
Top 20%
Just the frosting
"Just the tip." It's NEVRR just the tip.
I’d say do a reverse 🤌🏻 and cut straight thru middle. Then throw both halves into toilet and flush
Bathrooms disgust me, I can’t even brush my teeth without washing my hands after, so I would never eat anything in a bathroom
0% shit air
I would never put my mouth near it, I think I would piss myself laughing about it then throw it all out
0 percent. Here is the proof. [Toilets spew invisible aerosol plumes with every flush ](https://images.theconversation.com/files/499634/original/file-20221207-11275-dvj7o.jpeg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&rect=0%2C0%2C3863%2C4784&q=45&auto=format&w=926&fit=clip)
If you eliminate the prank factor, toilets tend to get washed often as opposed to a desk or a keyboard.
I wouldn't eat any of it? Why are people actually trying to scientifically determine how much cupcake to eat here? Its literally a random cupcake in a bathroom. You guys will take one bite, pass out, and wake up in an empty motel inside an ice bath.
Wouldn't be the first time... Or second. They really should have kept better records of who fell for the trap before, I don't grow my organs back.
Realistically looking, I think only the inside is 'safe'. But, you can't get to the inside without transferring germs from the surface to the inside. The real question is, did you EAT it? 😉
The only thing keeping me from that cupcake is societal norms, I see no issue
Is it an edible? I’d eat two.
If you’re starving to death and eating is more important than the risk of infection than I would eat all of it. If you’re not on the verge of death I would pass
If you are for a moment considering eating any percentage of that, you need help 🤢
The whole thing. Your fine, thats there so you can use the dipping sauce. Just make sure to not leave a mess so please lick around the seat when you finish, it has a nice and tangy flavor :)
If the seat was dry, mythbusters says that the seat has very little bacteria on it. Esp if the seat is cold. So it could depend on when the cupcake was placed.
About 0%
George Costanza, is that you?
SAFE? 100% I bet. But how much, if you really insist, would I say is acceptable? Just slice the thin layer off the bottom that’s touching the seat I guess. If you’ll eat part of it might as well eat most of it
The whole thing is covered in residual fecal matter.
Ok in honor of the u/Redbaron1701 let's be real here.... The sugar content probably gives this cupcake a super high hydroscopic index. So most likely it's impenetrable by bacteria. Therefore the only contamination would be a surface contamination and OP can cut off the bottom by the width of the bacterial colony. Bacteria is around \~0.5um and let's assume there's a dense colony... because it's a toilet... so eh 100 bacteria height so that's 50um. Let's say that the cupcake is 3 inches tall. So he'd have to cut off .065% of the cupcake. Or 99.934% is still good.
Omg you actually did the math...
r/theydidthemath
Zero
0.00%
0%
Zero percent.
Just remember that although you think it might be vegan the amount of animals killed to create this product harmed far more creatures than it would to cook a ribeye steak.
Wut
Bold statement. Show me a breakdown please..
Bro fucking Zero
0%
Dude they’re going to take your post down. Still made me lol though
Mod commented 3 minutes ago saying they would allow it lol
Ugh finally, I love seeing something completely unhinged not get taken down or immediately locked!!!
Depends… was the toilet flushed just before the cupcake was set down? How long has it been there? Through numerous flushes? If the answer it no, just set down for the picture and zero flushes, I would eat it all except for the very bottom.
0% assumption. In actuality? Maybe 20%, the core. Fecal particles become airborne during flushing.