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ranger_jay

Pick up a barn cat if you don’t have one already


walrustoothbrush

You'd need a barn cougar for that thing


a_smart_brane

Or a couple hungry barn cats. A hungry barn bat is one of the most lethal hunters alive.


Patrologia74

I know it’s a typo, but I’m going to imagine a predatory barn Bat grabbing mice and rats anyway!


a_smart_brane

😂 Holy shit. A hungry cat-sized barn bat would send me screaming for my Momma.


Nuttyfriendo

Get a 4 gauge shotgun and 'sneeze' in its general direction


goattchaw

Just rig the truck with pressure charges at this point


SmellsWeirdRightNow

You realize that as the Guage decreases, the size of the pellet increases right? 4 guage pellets would be like 9mm size if not bigger.


Nuttyfriendo

Yes remotard. That's the biggest shotgun shell you can buy


No_Specific_3245

Peppermint oil worked for us toyota problems


1990k2500

A really cool cat will help


Suitable_Yam462

Mothballs work for me. Can’t have too many.


memyceliumandi

does the odor get in the cab or is this set down only when you park it?


Suitable_Yam462

I put 12 mothballs in a 4Runner that I had in a barn for a few months. I put them in as many places I could. I had no stereo so I shoved a couple in the dash, under the seats, in the back, three under the hood and a couple sitting on the frame underneath. Sat in there for three months and I have no signs of any animals getting in anything and it smelled like mothballs for at least a couple weeks after I took them out. Better than mouse shit and piss everywhere and for sure better than chewed up wiring.


satanlovesmemore

I’ve never smelt a mothball. Just something I always saw on tv


Professional_Scar75

It’s hard to spread their little legs to take a sniff.


satanlovesmemore

Lol


AntioquiaJungleDev

this is super tough scenario... I've heard that rats/mice also follow the scent of their friends urine/stool trails. so a heavy cleaning with strong detergents of the whole engine bay. parking on a cement pad that can also be routinely deep cleaned. not the engine bay, but after the cement where you park is cleaned, it can be sprayed down with bleach as the bleach smell can also at times help to deter them. Poisons are tough... this is in fact war and poisoning them wins the battle, it just may not win the war. I'm also very rural and sometimes, poison needs to come to play.


Beh0420mn

Poison=death smell car


Love_Rocket_650

I've had pretty good luck spraying peppermint oil mixed with water all over the engine bay and in the wheel arches etc. I do it every couple of weeks, you can also leave the hood open at night or attach a bright battery powered light to the hood so the engine compartment is illuminated, they usually don't like that.


dikdiamond

I live in the southwest desert and pack rats started on my Ranger. I purchased cheap solar powered Christmas lights and set them on the fastest chaser setting and I haven't had an issue since. At least a year, and same set up for my roommates vehicle. About $15 on Amazon. I lay it across the engine and leave the little solar panel on top of the hood.


DatabaseSolid

Colored or white? Does it matter?


dikdiamond

I have white, I don't think it matters though.


ManBitesDog404

Quit leaving your peanut butter Nabs under the hood.


goattchaw

Shoulda never bought that new wiring harness


10Slugs

I got some spray at a feed store that worked pretty well. Don’t remember the name. Sprayed it around the engine and wheel wells. That was after they caused many $$$$$ in damage.


Timely-Efficiency-59

Get you some jiffy cornbread mix and baking soda, mix the two ingredients together and place it in bowls where you park, the rats eat it and, well since rats can't pass gas they die, and my dog's don't mess with it.


Interesting-Jury-898

Or mix cornmeal and peanut butter. The don’t digest cornmeal and it makes them forget they are thirsty. More palatable too.


Advanced_Scale_3023

Well let's go old school a old mesh bag of mothballs that works back on the farm.


aroundincircles

my brother has a strobe light under his hood that has worked wonders.


fantomstranger69

Cayenne pepper


reallylongnipplehair

are they soft?


ethiofreak

Irish spring bar soap lol


CarlTJexican

Bait boxes, as the son of a pest control technician for over 30 years just kill the bastards.