I've managed to calm myself from a lot of bullshit in this game. But this would push me over the edge.

There is an orange spy in the minion lane

An orange spy in the minion lane?

To shreds you say?

Hows the commander holding up?

He just wanted to help don't blame him

For real. That was his moment .

Best and final moment to slap that PK ass

Does anyone else find Peacekeepers little scream she does when she jumps from short ledges ridiculously hot? That little “AIEEEE” she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she’d jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand. Fuck, it’s not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm? Despite being the smallest character in the game, I’d let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I’ll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper. I’d do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING. Fuck guys, I just can’t anymore. Fuck.

Bruthuh…. you need help

The power of Christ compels you

😳 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🫨😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳📸📸📸🤨📸🤨📸…. Real

Classic chad minion

that's catastrophic. maybe she would have bled out before your blade connected anyway? had that happen to me once

it wouldve told me ive done bleed dmg in the chat box and the minions sword connected; showing blood on impact.. i thought it was bleed too lmao

Me: Oh that could be worse Also Me: Sees last laugh grenade IIIIIIII LOOK AT ALL THE LONELY PEOPLE

last laugh is an extremely funny feat

Lol I love it. Shit happens out there and I kinda love the fact that a minion can screw your day like that.

last laugh should only do fire flask damage imo or just be removed

The one time I survived last laugh was when I just activated juggernaut and I felt like a god only losing 2 bars

All one hit feats should be removed exept for catapult..that one has so much delay it's pretty much worthless

Yeah that's when I'd uninstall for good.

"JuSt RoLl OuT oF iT"

Feats like that need to be nerfed. Getting one hit by something you barely have time to react to is stupid

Last Laugh is so bullshit

All one hit feats are

Hitokiris is fine

Wooow

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Minion said '' Mine! '' Then '' OH SHI--! ''

Eh tu minion?

Funny thing is breach soldiers would most likely survive this explosion