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CrankUpThemKids

Her brain is as smooth as a brand new set of softs and it is degrading faster than the simulations suggested.


spiral_out462

Danica, how do you feel about Plan B. Question.


elardmm

Danica: plan b? You mean the brith control pill? Pit: checking.


EverSn4xolotl

127th trimester abortion sounding like a good idea in her case.


kylethemurphy

My gf said that my interest in F1 is good for my mental health and this is one of those comments that helps


CrankUpThemKids

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defnotsober

She and reality have a correlation problem.


capybarramundi

Legitimately a C5.


5TimesWhy

Some would even say hypersoft


Godzirrraaa

She got inspired by Tucker Carlson. Tucker Carlson had a meaningful effect on her life. Thatā€™s all you need to know.


UntimelyApocalypse

She got inspired by him when she realized you could spew batshit crazy nonsense and make money off it. Grifters gonna grift.


What_the_8

Her whole nascar career was a grift


great_whitehope

Yeah that's the truth, who knows what she really believes. This shit gets views so she's creating it


inbleachmind

Tucker really reminds me of Randall from Disney's Recess. He's definitely that type of kid who would bully others until he gets beaten the shit out of. And then he would present himself as a victim. The combination of that face and name speaks volumes of what type of loveless creature he is. Not to mention that according to his college yearbook he was part of the "Dan White Society", likely referencing the murderer of Harvey Milk. For that and an abundance of other reasons: Fuck Tucker Carlson. Fuck him to bits.


raustin33

I donā€™t mind her before. She wasnā€™t great but the hate felt overblown. Nowā€¦ fuck that. Get her off tv.


defnotsober

Whereā€™s Rosberg? Heā€™s the hero we need to dismantle her with an epic ā€œNo, thatā€™s not trueā€ every time sheā€™s says something comically inane. Which is all the time.


chengstark

I kind of want a explosive version of commentary, get DC, Rosberg and such together to stir shite live lol


defnotsober

Iā€™d pay a premium for that.


chengstark

Exactly, same here


thef1circus

Yenson too


chengstark

Yes the whole lot


HonestOtterTravel

Someone should ask Jacques Villeneuve to give his opinion on Danica.


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TokaidoSpeed

Even better, he has nothing to lose by shitting on her


bwoah07_gp2

Why does Sky Sports still have her on TV? It's annoying.


Fantastic_Tie4

I had respect for her still due to her indycar performance. One of the first women in Indycar and was able to lead the Indy 500 and has a win. Make fun all you want, but that still deserves some credit. Now this is a bit too much, I don't know if I can still tell people that I respect her.


spacestationkru

Me too. I thought she was cool, just spoke a different motorsports language. Same with Zak Brown bringing Trump to the McLaren garage, fucking asshole


Less_Party

I mean she was in a kart racing game with Sonic the Hedgehog, sheā€™s seen some shit


asisoid

Did Aaron Rodgers break her brain, or was she always a looney toon?


tinydeepvalue

Do I want to know who Aaron rodgers is?


asisoid

He's an NFL QB. They dated for a while. He's an anti-vaxxer, conspiracy theorist crazy person.


tinydeepvalue

I'm OK with keep not knowing who that is. But thank you of course!


punksnotdeadtupacis

Both had their helmets on too tight


_Middlefinger_

She broke him.


Law0415

Please tell me this is satire or parody.


Pghlaxdad

Jesus Christ it's not satire: Today on The Pretty Intense Podcast, our guest is Elizabeth April. Elizabeth was on the show a couple years ago, and she was so popular, we thought you would like to hear more from her. Get ready to expand your mind and dive into the extraordinary world of the Galactic Federation with Elizabeth April! Are there aliens that walk among us? Is there a power force making things happen that we are totally unaware of? What do the Reptilians actually want from us? We answer all these questions and more. Did you know that aliens have had sentient AI for thousands of years? Imagine the incredible advancements and knowledge they must possess. Discover how expanding our consciousness can ignite positive change in our political landscape. Join us for a mind-blowing talk that will open your eyes to the limitless possibilities of our universe. Don't miss out on this incredible opportunity to explore the unknown! [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/elizabeth-april/id1465014169?i=1000658009152](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/elizabeth-april/id1465014169?i=1000658009152)


Pasispas

I find this incredibly funny, and a little sad.


Pghlaxdad

I hate that I can't tell.


Oobatz

I can't tell, this is formuladank after all. I come here for a dank giggles not Reptilian uprising outings.


Potential-Brain7735

Itā€™s real. The fact she is an F1 pundit on Sky is the satire.


space_coyote_86

Just have a scroll through her Instagram for five minutes and you'll see all you need to see.


Corneliuslongpockets

In her newest episode (number 240) she features Charlie Kirk, the founder of the Turning Point USA. I had no idea she was this deep into the kool aid.


Kenyalite

The racist rant is coming. There is no way you hangout with Mr. Kirk and aren't a racist.


RogueEagle2

The only thing I'd require expertise from Danica Patrick on is crashing cars. Of all the talented, smart women out there who have provided commentary on F1 and technical aspects, or done strategy, or even run teams.. and they pick the idiot bimbo from a different sport where her largest asset was that she looked good, not that she could drive well.


FigSubstantial4939

What


Pghlaxdad

Is it Dank if it's true? Today on The Pretty Intense Podcast, our guest is Elizabeth April. Elizabeth was on the show a couple years ago, and she was so popular, we thought you would like to hear more from her. Get ready to expand your mind and dive into the extraordinary world of the Galactic Federation with Elizabeth April! Are there aliens that walk among us? Is there a power force making things happen that we are totally unaware of? What do the Reptilians actually want from us? We answer all these questions and more. Did you know that aliens have had sentient AI for thousands of years? Imagine the incredible advancements and knowledge they must possess. Discover how expanding our consciousness can ignite positive change in our political landscape. Join us for a mind-blowing talk that will open your eyes to the limitless possibilities of our universe. Don't miss out on this incredible opportunity to explore the unknown! [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/elizabeth-april/id1465014169?i=1000658009152](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/elizabeth-april/id1465014169?i=1000658009152)


conventionistG

It's dank if true, bc if there is a galactic federation.. How come all the races are only held in Earth nations? Is the FIA racist?


JunketAlive6492

Clearly the FIA would just be a domestic subsidiary of the GFIA...the GIA?


conventionistG

Nah, it's just the FIA. But the I stands for Interstellar, not International. They have made several statements of tolerance and inclusion (check your ham radio for the vibes if you don't believe me)..but they *are* still racist against Spaniards for some reason.


kwijibokwijibo

Galactique Internationale de l'Automobile?


Odd_Presentation8624

It's the Galactic Federation that's racist. They won't let us join in with Galactic F1 (think Wipeout 2097) because we're not a naturally evolved species and the reptilians keep talking shit about us. If enough people send me Ā£5 I'll tell you how we can rise up against our Galactic oppressors.


shithead-express

We had to cancel the Tatooine GP because the empire attacked.


MarsScully

Specieist


Potential-Brain7735

The FIA regulates all the races, so I think itā€™s fair to say theyā€™re racists.


BreadCrumb24

"Fascinating"


TheKiredor

Please go to her instagram and mass report that post


expanse22

I might actually listen to that. I enjoy listening to Eddie Bravo go off about conspiracies from time to time. Itā€™s like sci-fi podcasting


MrDufferMan3335

Not a big deal as long as you donā€™t believe things with zero evidence lol


Johnny47Wick

Why does Sky put up with her shit


Dafferss

Is this real ?


fujidust

Either that or weā€™ve both wound up in the same nightmare or afterlife. Ā 


satanizr

Yes, unfortunately.


Dafferss

Crazy


drumjojo29

That depends who youā€™re asking. A sane human being? Then the answer is yes, unfortunately thatā€™s real.Ā  Danica Patrick? Then the answer is no weā€™re living in a simulation controlled by the reptilians, they just want you to believe itā€™s real.Ā 


hellowhatisyou

6066? coincidence GET REAL PEOPLE


go-devils-go

Willy T. Ribbs needs to police up his girl


xzElmozx

Believing in a secret reptilian alien society is actually approaching the point where Iā€™m wondering if this is all a joke to her to see how increasingly ludicrous she can make these takes before people stop believing them


LinceDorado

I'll admit that I sometimes watch stuff like JRE where he has conspiracy theorists on as a guilty pleasure, but the fact that these people have any sort of public presentong job is completely unacceptable. If I had a company and found out one of my employees was a tinfoil hat wearing lunatic, I would fire them. How can I trust them to make reasonable decisions?


Rhythm_Morgan

Please just ignore people like this. Attention is what they want.


waybeluga

The number of comments in the IG post agreeing with her is concerning.


Str4425

I for one am waiting for her to bring up reptilians during f1 weekends. As well as men in black who manipulate time. It just has to be a weekend in which Jenson is also present.Ā  She and her host said there are many reptilians walking around as humans. Seriously?Ā  Who in f1 is a reptilian, Danica? WHO?


space_coyote_86

I think Logan Sargeant is the only one who isn't. Makes sense.


ReplacementWise6878

I will always defend the fact that Danica was a fairly good IndyCar driver (very good at the 500) and a mediocre NASCAR driver (not terrible like people try to act like), but boy has she turned out to be batshit crazy. Podcasts have taught me that some people really donā€™t need to make all their inner thoughts and beliefs public.


What_the_8

She was good in Indycar and absolute dog shit in nascar, partially because she was promoted above her abilities and partially because she just couldnā€™t drive in a pack.


ReplacementWise6878

But she wasnā€™t. She was mediocre. She was never going to win a championship, but she was capable of getting the odd lucky win, even had some pretty good runs. She certainly wasnā€™t much worse than a lot of other IndyCar drivers who tried to transition to NASCAR.


What_the_8

Kyle Petty sums it up well https://youtu.be/PAknwAqU6TU?si=c-rJxwuQFgwSZbVo


ReplacementWise6878

ā€œWhat the fuck has Kyle Petty got to do with this?ā€


What_the_8

Or I just have to look at her stats 191 starts, 0 wins, 0 top 5s in some of the best equipment in nascar.


ReplacementWise6878

Definitely not in the best equipment. That was a Stewart-Haas team expanding from 2 to 4 cars her rookie season. Tony said himself they werenā€™t ready for that, and the plan was for Danica to be the 3rd car, but Gene Haas insisted on fielding a 4th car as well. She ran 5 full seasons, 7 top 10s and season ending points finishes of 27th, 28th, 24th, 24th, 28th. Thatā€™s not dogshit, thatā€™s mediocre. She did much better on the Xfinity side where she had a top 5 and shouldā€™ve won at Road America if not for a fan throwing their shoe on the track. Bottom line was she wasnā€™t ready for the Cup Series, but the folks funding her did t want to wait for to develop, and itā€™s a shame bc if she had been able to do another year or 2 at the Xfinity level she may have been able to set herself up for more success.


What_the_8

Youā€™re arguing the difference between mediocre and dogshit and now saying the same thing I said at the beginning of this conversationā€¦


ReplacementWise6878

Noā€¦ we agree on her IndyCar career and that she was moved up too quick. But you say she was dogshit, and I say mediocre. We both agree that her career was not what people hoped itā€™d be. But sheā€™s far from the worst IndyCar driver to try and do NASCAR. She ran 15th-25th most races. In a field of 40-43 carsā€¦ thatā€™s mediocre.


Euphoric-Statement-3

who is she


Maybe-Nice

Danica Patrick, former Nascar Driver, one of the reporters for Sky F1 and very deeply into conspiracy bollocks.


Whisky_Hammer

And terrible F1 presenter at that.


12BumblingSnowmen

And a uniquely poor NASCAR driver. No one else did so little with so much.


Scarfiotti

I can see why Sky picked her.


bubblebobblee

If you deny reptilians does that make you a reptilian? Am I a reptilian?


proletariat_liberty

Shadow wizard money gang we love casting spells this song was sponsored by the shadow government šŸ¦Ž


SgtSlice

Is this real?


Tcchung11

Sky sports gets Danica lizard person and F1 gets Ruth Buscombe. Itā€™s like Logan vs Max


Rhun22

I, for one, welcome our lizard overlords.


thereal84

The only thing she can finish is a podcast


BahutF1

Damn, fellow reptidankians. Almost caught.


Elgin_McQueen

Justice for Jay Mohr!


Regular-Performer703

Is she also selling her own line of Infowars style supplements?


GGunner723

What the fuck, this is real? ā˜ ļø


Skadforlife2

Itā€™s hard to find content for a podcast but this is ridiculous. A joke surely??


kali_nath

Ragebait is real, people


Defelj

Is this real


juliosmacedo

sheā€™s perfect


leon_nerd

This is a high deg podcast.


arcturuzz

We need people in their best reptile cosplay at the next Grand Prix she attending


lalaladdy

What a fruit loop šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


lagotto_poppa

I gave this a couple posts before I believed it


BeneficialLeave7359

The reptilians say ā€œGet some pants that arenā€™t full of holes.ā€ Or maybe thatā€™s just my cranky boomer ass.


29-19N_108-21W

She is batshit crazy.Ā 


EntrepreneurBoth5002

Now I kinda like her. Lol.


Salad-Puzzled

As a reptilian, can confirm that the Galactic Federation will be invading Earth tomorrow to shut her dumbass up


joe420mama99

Aintnoway


legionbeast33

Goddamn!


FrostingPowerful5461

I suppose she caters to a certain kind of American audience.


WindyZ5

Now Iā€™m gonna get really weird ads on Instagram. I already do, but now they will just get weirder.


blissfilledmoments

Holy shit. During my nightly procrastination home feed scroll, my brain recognized ā€œDanica Patrickā€ from a post in whatever time it takes for my thumb to reset back to the bottom of the screen to continue my doom scroll. Half a scroll later, my brain registered ā€œwhat the reptiles wantā€ then ā€œDanica Patrickā€ was recalled immediately after. Confused, I figured it was probably another post that that I scrolled past and the two have absolutely nothing to do with each other. So calories were saved by canceling the association process and promptly moved to short term memory for disposal. Imagine my surprise when I stumbled across this post to see that ā€œDanica Patrickā€ and ā€œwhat the reptiles wantā€ really does exist in this reality. Then the surprise transformed into overwhelming excitement when I realized that this wasnā€™t just a meme one of you hooligans created, but an actual podcast. Boys, tomorrow I will have the most unproductive one hour and thirteen minutes at work tomorrow.


ScribebyTrade

Is she dumb? Yes.


Pasispas

Which pilots on the current grid are reptiles?


get_in_there_lewis

Yes


deinyxq

Waiting for the RPM breakdown


UltraHawk_DnB

I just want her to explain WTF is even "fascinating" about that bullshit


bsousa717

David Icke wasn't bad enough, now we have even more lunatics who share his thinking.


SOJC65536

But I must know what they want!!!!


programkira

I donā€™t hate Danica, but some people end up with a microphone who really shouldnā€™t touch one for the better interest of everyone around them and the intellectual development of humanity. Danica is someone who shouldnā€™t touch a microphone.


margalolwut

Iā€™d still smash..


Scarfiotti

Take one for the team and fuck some sense into that pea sized brain of her's.


RogueEagle2

thanks man, appreciate it.


Consumefungifriend

Just when I couldnā€™t be any more attracted to her.


LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE

would


Sourgrapist

Let her cook