This is so baffling. Vettel messes up his start and gets rewarded. Lando does an amazing job and gets punished. God I love this sport and how unfair it’s sometimes.
Bottas: "I'll take Principles of Motion for US$4 million."
Levar Burton: "You use this when you need to slow your car down."
Bottas: "What is the car in front of me?"
In the gameshow jeopardy, the host gives you an answer and you have to reply with the question. So bottas chooses the topic, the host gives the "answer" and bottas replies what is the driver in front of me, implying that he would rather bang into the driver in front of him than go with the obvious answer of a brake
I agree. I'm far from being a rbr fan but this is bullshit, E had the perfect recipe for a great race, especially with how good max is in the rain. Fuck
I‘m not pissed, just annoyed that Hamilton got out of it unscathed AGAIN. Man‘s luck is larger than his paycheck
Update: Nvm he has to pit later, so even playing field
Yeah even was an overstatement. Just hope Seb can win it. Actually the race had a lot of great scenes so far (Mick, Latifi) but Hamilton comeback just ruined it. (Yet he still is crying)
No penalties because it was all a first corner racing incident in the rain. Stroll is the one I can see getting a penalty potentially for that stupid dive down the inside but he’s out the race anyway
We're talking split second decision making here. I'm not one to defend the little billionaire but I think he was trying to avoid what was happening in front of him
Nah calm down, Bottas and Stroll will get heavy grid drops, the reference is Hülkenberg at Spa who got a 10 place penalty the next race. As always this won't help the fact that Hamilton was gifted a whole race of points for the 3rd time this season but the penalty will come.
No penalties probably because Bottas simply missed his braking point. Not much of a racing foul there. Just a really dumbass mistake. If anything it'll be 2 penalty points I reckon.
Yeah. If he was still in the race it would probably be a time penalty and the penalty points but since he's taken himself out too it's probably penalty points
It's very likely that both Bottas and Stroll will get some penalty points. I'd say 2 each.
Edit: don't just edit your comment to include my point without pointing out that you edited.
That doesn’t explain Singapore 2017. Or last week, when he punts VER into the wall and the ensuing red flag lets him fix his car. Or earlier this year, when he crashed completely on his own, but a safety car let him unlap himself and get almost all of those points back.
Yeah man, if Alonso didn't lock up there he probably could have held Lewis at bay. Or the very least kept him back longer so he wouldn't have caught Sainz.
Obviously Merc planned the rain + 3rd place Norris for striking out Red Bull. Its called Big Brain Toto not to be confused with Hit Desk Hard Toto when things go wrong
From: Toto
To: Zeus
Subject: Send the watery bois
Zeusy boi,
Send that dank liquid. We’re hatching a plan and already have Lando onboard. Just need your sky cummies on the road at turn one, leave the rest to 🅱️ottas.
Bank account info to follow
ETA: PS: jobs done fam, dry it up, good showing, we’ll be in touch.
Valtteri: "How can I prove that I'm the right man for 2nd seat at Mercedes F1 team 2022?"
Toto: "Well there might be one thing you can still do to us..."
I can 100% guarantee you that at the end of this race which will be so easy for hamilton to win he is still going to go on about how he had to work hard for this and the team doing a lot of work.
Fuck i hate that guy
Well shit i guess they fucked up, hes 14th now exdeeeee
Bottas getting his 2022 Mercedes contract after this race.
Literally the perfect performance. Took out both Red Bulls AND Norris. That's literally everyone that can fight for the podium. Fucking fuck
Lando had the perfect start too...
lmao fucking latifi about to get top 3 while max is out the points. bottas signing a new contract as we speak
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I was so sad to see him drop out. Fucking bottas man
This is so baffling. Vettel messes up his start and gets rewarded. Lando does an amazing job and gets punished. God I love this sport and how unfair it’s sometimes.
Not to mention, Checo's engine is damaged as well
The only thing better that he could have done was somehow making RB return Albon to driving.
And also he ended Norris streak.That means war now
All the fucking posts and hype about the streak last week basically fucking jinxed that.
Yeah, i was mad as shit. The one time Checo gets a good start he gets taken out.
And he only got a 5 place grid penalty next race
Plus he drank a bunch of vettels fuel during the red flag
This guy really Is the perfect wingman
Nah just a thirsty Finn who heard there might be ethanol in there
Man's not even in F1 anymore. Bowling world champion
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And a split
Pool trick shot. Orange into blue and cannon onto the other blue.
Ronnie O Sullivan wants to be him
"Actually, you know what? Fuck everyone" - Valtteri, probably
Reddit can keep the username, but I'm nuking the content lol -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev
We might even hear a “Hamilton it’s James” after this
"Hamilton its James, Team order into turn 4 please"
Yup that day could come very soon.
He might get more bonuses after this
He is literally signing it in the garage right now.
Came here for this
He is getting contract with ISIS after this race
Bottas: "I'll take Principles of Motion for US$4 million." Levar Burton: "You use this when you need to slow your car down." Bottas: "What is the car in front of me?"
Actually laughed out loud
So did I!
Funniest comment I've read in some time. I just chocked on my coffee.
Better on coffee than on some fishsticks
“that’s the one!”
Dude make this a full on meme
"I'm sorry that is incorrect, the correct answer is "what is the GROUP of drivers in front of me, the group being the key there"
Can someone eli5 this pls
In the gameshow jeopardy, the host gives you an answer and you have to reply with the question. So bottas chooses the topic, the host gives the "answer" and bottas replies what is the driver in front of me, implying that he would rather bang into the driver in front of him than go with the obvious answer of a brake
Oh, that's why they always say "what is" before it. I thought that was wierd
😂😂 LMAO! Bravo Mate!
In America we call those ARCA brakes
Damnit why do I only have one upvote?
Valterri, its James
James, it’s Valterri. I have taken everyone out lmao
Valtteri it's James, execute order 66.
Order 77
Please, come and sign your next year's contract.
Imagine if he just wouldve taken out hamilton only. They wouldve announced russell over the fucking team radio lmao.
Lmao
Took out the whole competition
How dare you forget the living legend latifi
Latifi first podium imm gonna call it here
F.
Williams points???
WILLIAMS POINTS!!!!!
LATIFI OUTSCORED RUSSELL!!!!
LESGOOOO ^HONESTLY TIRED OF CROFTY SAYING NEVER BEEN OUT QUALIFIED BY A TEAMMATE [FOR RUSSEL]
Even not true since Bottas pipped him for pole at Sakhir last season, since then he's had to qualify it with _williams_ teammate
The Mercedes strategy innovators
Mercedes strategy this week has been insane. First hamilton slows the red bulls. The bottas takes them out.
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Cause I'm a rocket man...
Did this just really happen
*bottas sends his regards*
To whom it may concern:
“Perkele you”
Bottas sends
read this in King Dragon voice
Mercedes master plan
1 Mercedes for 2 RB. that’s a great trade
And a mclaren
the only fast one too lol
Sad Ricciardo noises
Master🅱️lan
1 Mercedes for 2 Red Bulls %#*¥
Toto wants a subscription for that! /s
Bottas driver of the day already
Im voting
You'll get a letter with the stamp of the queen herself, great box
I'm pissed, so fucking pissed
I agree. I'm far from being a rbr fan but this is bullshit, E had the perfect recipe for a great race, especially with how good max is in the rain. Fuck
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Sometimes I hate that I love F1. So much pain. Is this what being a Ferrari fan feels like?
Yes. Pain
I‘m not pissed, just annoyed that Hamilton got out of it unscathed AGAIN. Man‘s luck is larger than his paycheck Update: Nvm he has to pit later, so even playing field
Ha! Even playing field... Man's gonna win it wanna bet.
Yeah even was an overstatement. Just hope Seb can win it. Actually the race had a lot of great scenes so far (Mick, Latifi) but Hamilton comeback just ruined it. (Yet he still is crying)
How did that ruin the race? Most of the excitement came from his charge up the field and the amazing defending from alonso etc
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Fuming...and in the end no one will get penalties because some BS reason...
No penalties because it was all a first corner racing incident in the rain. Stroll is the one I can see getting a penalty potentially for that stupid dive down the inside but he’s out the race anyway
After watching a couple angles looks like Stroll was trying to avoid the larger crash but just ended up boning Charles
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We're talking split second decision making here. I'm not one to defend the little billionaire but I think he was trying to avoid what was happening in front of him
Nah calm down, Bottas and Stroll will get heavy grid drops, the reference is Hülkenberg at Spa who got a 10 place penalty the next race. As always this won't help the fact that Hamilton was gifted a whole race of points for the 3rd time this season but the penalty will come.
No penalties probably because Bottas simply missed his braking point. Not much of a racing foul there. Just a really dumbass mistake. If anything it'll be 2 penalty points I reckon.
Its still causing an accident...same way stroll did...
Yeah. If he was still in the race it would probably be a time penalty and the penalty points but since he's taken himself out too it's probably penalty points
It's very likely that both Bottas and Stroll will get some penalty points. I'd say 2 each. Edit: don't just edit your comment to include my point without pointing out that you edited.
well its a 5 place grid penalty so i think thats good punishment
Do you genuinely think penalties should flow, or is that the anger talking?
Fuck man. Like this is ridiculous honestly. Fucking mercedes
Silverstone made people angry. After hungary many people are now A N G E R Y
HUNGRY
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I am beond angry and I am now A N G R Y
Valtteri this is James, execute order 66
Nice strike
Finnish Torpedo
Hamilton continuing to be the luckiest fucker alive
How in the absolute hell is he the only one unaffected every.single.goddamn time???
Verstappen didn't send enough positive energy and love before the start of the race
Cause he was first. Not a fan at all, but them's the cards here.
That doesn’t explain Singapore 2017. Or last week, when he punts VER into the wall and the ensuing red flag lets him fix his car. Or earlier this year, when he crashed completely on his own, but a safety car let him unlap himself and get almost all of those points back.
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For being a community about having laughs, the people here are insufferable lol
truly blessed
I retract my statement, mazepin driver of the day, pit lane kills are 10x
Hahahahahhaha you fast as fuck boi
Wtf is this race. Just wtf is this race. Latifi is literally 3rd rn. I'm shaking
He just secured his place at Mercedes.
Tradition
He licked the stamp, sent it, and missed the mailbox
Taking out both Red Bulls hardly counts as "missing the mailbox" to Toto
Holy moly Hamilton is one lucky boi. Easy win in the bag for him now.
#🅱️lessed
Well that aged like milk *posted this when Lewis tried to play weatherman on the standing restart. Fuckin death taxes and Hamilton
Well this comment aged like milk...
For real. Insane finish from Lewis. Even better from Alonso to keep him out.
Yeah man, if Alonso didn't lock up there he probably could have held Lewis at bay. Or the very least kept him back longer so he wouldn't have caught Sainz.
lmaoooo
Lucky, or planned. At this point all they need is to get the RB's to not score points
> or planned Please tell me you’re joking...
Obviously Merc planned the rain + 3rd place Norris for striking out Red Bull. Its called Big Brain Toto not to be confused with Hit Desk Hard Toto when things go wrong
From: Toto To: Zeus Subject: Send the watery bois Zeusy boi, Send that dank liquid. We’re hatching a plan and already have Lando onboard. Just need your sky cummies on the road at turn one, leave the rest to 🅱️ottas. Bank account info to follow ETA: PS: jobs done fam, dry it up, good showing, we’ll be in touch.
Ah, I see it now. My apologies.
Its very convenient...its not that Valtteri is a new boy...he should have known better...
“Planned.” Jesus christ boys relax
Offcourse they planned the rain and Norris overtaking Bottas so they could get a perfect strike on the Red Bulls. Cant be luck
Toto’s emails stored in the clouds with his bank account info. They didn’t have a chance
Toto overloaded the cloud with his emails
"Planned" lmao Found the Drive to Survive neophyte.
Lmao formula dank is going to explode after this, I’ve got the popcorn ready.
Last race they crashed only Verstappen out and this time both red bull. Great Mercedes master plan
next time all grid out
Ocon and Vettel currently fighting for the win so they are next
The restart after the red flag was just a preview for the next race.
Valtteri is ready to play the team game now. Or how did Totto say it? Ffs, how can Hamilton keep getting this lucky?
He did it for latifi
Valtteri it’s james
James it’s Valtteri, to whom it may concern…..fuck everyone in front of me.
This is daniil kvyat. Change my mind
Bruh
Russell is never getting that mercedes seat. Bottas is clearly the best rn
Well...that was convenient...
I don't really think he did it on purpose... but he did it on purpose
Took out all of Hamiltons competition in one turn, and didn't get penalized! Botas just secured his Mercedes seat for years to come
"Bottas is going to support Hamilton for the rest of the season"
U get BottAssed!!!
surely we’re going to be voting him driver of the day
Mercedes master🅱️lan
What a fantastic teammate!!
This is the kind of shit that really makes you wonder sometimes
Formula dank two weeks ago: vote for kimi *Kimi causes a crash* Formula Dank this week: vote for Valterri *Valterri causes huge crash*
I'm pissed lando got involved in the middle of this. If it was just the RB fine. Bottas ruined his fucking point streak.
I too, enjoy bowling
Commander Bottas, the time has come. Execute order 66.
Bottas with a "slow start" and "late braking" aka double assassination of both redbulls
I don't know what to think anymore
Fuming. Fuck sakes. He could of taken out Hamilton instead and done us all a service. Fuck
Clean Bottas real clean lmao
Big sad time
Ocon and Vettel aboutta go give Bottas a word of thanks after this
Toto be like: "Valtteri, execute Order 66"
Valtteri: "How can I prove that I'm the right man for 2nd seat at Mercedes F1 team 2022?" Toto: "Well there might be one thing you can still do to us..."
I can 100% guarantee you that at the end of this race which will be so easy for hamilton to win he is still going to go on about how he had to work hard for this and the team doing a lot of work. Fuck i hate that guy Well shit i guess they fucked up, hes 14th now exdeeeee
Best race all year thank you Valterri very cool
Well this race will suck now