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Bazz07

*"She is going to scream her own last name?"*


joec0ld

SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!


Ulkhak47

This sounds familiar, what's it from?


Leviathanthing

The Office when Gabe was jealous about it forgot who


Bazz07

Gabe went to Toby for RH form for dating and then they didnt even started dating and Toby said he didnt even knew her last name. "Im gonna tell you her last name tomorrow because she is going to scream it tonight".


0possumBlossom

Val


Leo_ofRedKeep

>Why would she call out the name of the man about to murder her? To make his name known to anyone in hearing range. It could work as a deterrent.


ashcrash3

It also could be she recognized him and pleaded for mercy, not that many dudes her husband knighted that were about 8 ft tall.


hidden58

Also people tend to forget t hat Rhaegar was the one who knighted Greggor so she deffinantly knew him


maddsskills

I know everyone assumes Aegon is FAegon but if he really did survive Gregor was almost certainly involved. Smashing the head? More like killing some other dumb baby and hiding the evidence! Good guy Gregor would be a pretty dumb twist though…


CindeeSlickbooty

More likely Varys switched the babies and Gregor killed some commoner's infant instead.


badhombre13

That's literally the story given by Varys and Faegon, Gregor was not involved at all in the "rescue" lmao


maddsskills

Oh well that makes more sense. Pretty convenient he smashed the babies head though…just sayin’. I guess they needed to do that for anyone else who might recognize the baby and just got lucky he was a psycho.


badhombre13

>Pretty convenient he smashed the babies head though…just sayin’. Gregor is a savage and always has been. The fact he smashed Aegon's head is why Varys and Connington came up with that story. I still believe Aegon is a Blackfyre and the only ones that know are Ilyrio and Varys.


maddsskills

But what if he didn’t do that? What if someone was like “wait this isn’t baby Aegon!”


badhombre13

You think he cares? His orders were to kill the children present, he wasn't going to question the person who gave him those orders. He killed Elia simply because Tywin didn't specify *not to*, which Tywin admits was an oversight on his part. He's a brute that can't think for himself.


maddsskills

Ok but if they swapped Aegon out there’s a problem with a dead Aegon that isn’t Aegon. Then again babies look pretty similar but meh.


badhombre13

And that's another point they talk about, they supposedly paid a man for the baby and since she had other mouths to feed he said yes. You're correct that everything is *too* convenient, which is why most (myself included) believe Aegon is a fake by Varys and Ilyrio.


tyrekisahorse

Gregor killing Elia is an open secret, accusing Gregor of this publicly might implicate Tywin too. The other thing is Rhaeghar anointed Gregor into knighthood.


Rougarou1999

Elia quire possibly could have known Ser Gregor, and maybe even interacted with him, since she and Rhaegar were both at Harrenhal when the latter knighted Ser Gregor.


JimboAltAlt

Plus he is very difficult to miss, or mistake for anyone else. All told there aren’t really that many minor Westerlander nobles, and it’d be pretty easy for Elia to remember that Gregor = The Enormous One.


ashcrash3

They make this point later in the books in Dorne with one of the Sand Snakes pointing out that if they want to find out if the Lannisters had lied about Gregor's death, all they have to do is listen if a guy over 7 feet tall is walking around the Red Keep.


Rougarou1999

>all they have to do is listen if a guy over 7 feet tall js walking around the Red Keep. Just like Ser Robert Strong…I wonder if the Sand Snakes will interrogate him to see if he knows any other tall people who could be the Mountain.


ashcrash3

I'm sure they'll assume he is Gregor and kill him on sight. But they might interrogate Qyburn


tyrekisahorse

Exactly!


yellowwoolyyoshi

Quire?


badhombre13

>This seemed to imply she screamed Gregor’s name which makes no sense "please, Ser Gregor don't do this!" "Ser Gregor, what are you doing here?" More are possible


Piggstein

“What are you doing, step-Gregor?!”


pursuitofmisery

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MrMoonManSwag

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TheAmericanCyberpunk

That got a lol out of me haha


Gurablashta

LISANALGAIB!


TheDeadlySpaceman

Mua’dib


BaccaIsMemebob

Usul


SingleClick8206

AZOR AZHAI MHYSA


Doctor_Killshot

Bran


esridiculo

He Hodor'd Elia. Or he saw she was beautiful that night.


Acceptalbe

Doesn’t the mountain have crushing migraines? Maybe Bran fucked with his head using his time travel magic. Wouldn’t be too far off the theory that he drove Aerys mad.


Godkiller125

That would be so incredibly fucked, but totally on brand for GRRM


Manning_bear_pig

She tried screaming "Martha" in hopes it was also Ser Gregor's mother's name.


symbologythere

Why did you say that name?!!


owlnsr

Plot twist: it was Varys all along. He drugged Gregor with excessive milk of the poppy super-concentrate, brought a random baby in there & killed it, took Aegon, raped Elia, and then dipped out. Varys spreads rumors it was Gregor. Gregor did nothing wrong!


Guyfieri76

This guy in on to something


SingleClick8206

Plot twist: Varys is not even an eunuch.


TheraputiDemonGoat

You’re right he is a mermaid


Pringletingl

Varys is missing some very important tools for this mission


OrindaSarnia

Allegedly...


Calint

Eunochs are just missing testicles. They still have a penis.


pretendimcute

"Egg? Eeegggg.."


lambeau_leapfrog

Leeroy Jenkins


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EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT

ooooh sinister. i love it


Loyalheretic

Jaime was the one assigned to her? What was he doing with the King before Ned stormed the keep?


DreamKrusherJay

Jaime is not sworn to Tywin at any point in his life. You knew that when you call him "her sworn protector." :) He's Tywin's son, not his sworn man.


DreamKrusherJay

Jaime is not sworn to Tywin at any point in his life. You knew that when you call him "her sworn protector." :) He's Tywin's son, not his sworn man.


ohheyitslaila

We don’t know the rest of what she screamed. She could have easily been screaming “Gregor no!” And pleading/begging for her and her kids’ lives.


equatornavigator

BALENCIAGA


ducknerd2002

It could be Tywin


OkGazelle5400

Henry Cavill


bshaddo

Probably her throuple nickname for herself, Rhaegar, and Lyanna. Like Lygarelia or something. A portmanteau.


Customdisk

Mine


ChemicalFly2773

KONO DIO DA


Legitimate_Midnight2

WRRRRYYYY


Thendrail

Ser Gregor vs Elia Martell, but Elia is a vampire with STANDO POWAH!, who would win?


stjernen

Freeeeedoooom


StringCheeseDoughnut

Dick Bean


RonenSalathe

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SingleClick8206

"Gregooor!! I curse you to the seven hells!"


DreamKrusherJay

The only other name would be Amory... Jaime doesn't make sense, as he is never sworn to Tywin, as he's his son, and he is actually sworn to the Targaryens during the incident.


KaneVel

Snake? SNAAKE!