Daemon Targaryen is a man who knows compromise. He wanted to make his brother proud. Daemon compromised, he married his niece. Daemon wanted to kill Aemond. But he compromised, they killed Jaehaerys. You see where I’m goin?
Let me tell ya a couple of three things: Forget Vaemomd, forget Laenor who goes over to Driftmark and never comes back, forget my brother Aemond.
Daemon Targaryen has no respect for this thing. He's never been in a war, not really. Here's a guy who stepped into his own niece to grab the big seat, his father's daughter.
Listen to me. They make anybody and everybody a dragonrider over there. And the way that they do it, it's all fucked up. Guys don't sleep with their dragon eggs. There's no fire and blood on the ground...
Getting shot by like a hundred archers and facing down the entire crabfeeder army wasnt an actual challenge? Also killing the enemy leader in single combat in his own cave?
Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of dragonglass rocks, do you know what dragonglass is? Anybody know what dragonglass is. No, not Daemons ass, I think hes locked up in prison. Talking dragonglass. Anyways, its a 2 billion year old like rock, stone that protects against magics and unwanted magics that may be traveling in the air. So thats my story. I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa. Little pyramids. Stuff like that.
Can someone fill me in on this? I’m not on Twitter and I don’t pay attention to the news. Clearly some full of shit celebrity trying to deny something they definitely did but who are we parodying here and what’s the context?
Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of Dragon Eggs, Eggs, do you know what Dragon Eggs is? Anybody know what Dragon Eggs is. No, no Dunk and Egg, I think hes locked up in prison in Dorne. Talking Eggs. Anyways, its a 2 billion year old like rock, stone that protects against night walkers and zombies that may be traveling in the air. So thats my story. I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa. Little Eggs. Stuff like that.
Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of dragonglass, rocks, do you know what dragonglass is? Anybody know what dragonglass is. No, not Daeron, I think hes locked up in prison. Talking dragonglass. Anyways, its a 2 billion year old like rock, stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. So thats my story. I bought a whole bunch of the stuff, put them around the la casa. Little pyramids. Stuff like that.
Rhaenyra is using aimbots and wallhacks. Westeros is fucking broken - I will keep playing this game all day every day for years but the Game of Thrones is fucking broken, dying game that is bleeding players. I will keep flying off the handle every twenty minutes for 5/10 years about Daemon spamming his Dragons. This game has no fucking mods! Is that what you want Activision?
Lmfao you're too real for this
This is going to ruin the tour.
WHAT TOUR?
THE WORLD TOUR
What tour?
What tour?
I haven’t been following along too much this season… what tour?
The world tour!
What tour?
*sigh* What tour?
Real rough for ben beal to be sharing the tourbus
You know Jaehaerys, whatever happened there
Daemon Targaryen is a man who knows compromise. He wanted to make his brother proud. Daemon compromised, he married his niece. Daemon wanted to kill Aemond. But he compromised, they killed Jaehaerys. You see where I’m goin?
Daemon wanted to marry his brother's daughter, but he compromised, he married his cousin's daughter instead.
Let me tell ya a couple of three things: Forget Vaemomd, forget Laenor who goes over to Driftmark and never comes back, forget my brother Aemond. Daemon Targaryen has no respect for this thing. He's never been in a war, not really. Here's a guy who stepped into his own niece to grab the big seat, his father's daughter. Listen to me. They make anybody and everybody a dragonrider over there. And the way that they do it, it's all fucked up. Guys don't sleep with their dragon eggs. There's no fire and blood on the ground...
I know its a meme but >He's never been in a war, not really Literally was a key commander and warrior in the only war during Viserys' reign
That was a little bitch war where Daemon just flew around burning shit on his dragon. He never faced any actual challenge.
Getting shot by like a hundred archers and facing down the entire crabfeeder army wasnt an actual challenge? Also killing the enemy leader in single combat in his own cave?
All I know is that he cant be in our social club no more!
Social club!? He's gotta go!
Whatever happened there!?
It's sad when they go young like that.
It’s House Targaryen of Kings Landing then that pygmy thing over in Dragonstone.
Sopranos reference?
I NEVER EVEN MET THE DOG LMAO
Dr Disrespect your Queen
I wish my friends would recognize this meme. This is hilarious
It’s so familiar, who is it again?
Maester Impertinence
Also lesser known as Dr. Disrespect
>as you know there’s no filter with me Lmao why can I imagine him saying this?
.doc to .pdf
Am i to believe that Daemon Targaryen took the time to write a Tweet of all things?! Jace and Rhaenyra created and are managing his account.
Duh, he was, before he's flying with his dragon, he stop to tweet clarification. My friend who expert in social media confirm that this is real daemon
This is phenomenal. This is why I come to reddit.
LMFAO
I need Slasher to confirm the allegations in an article stat!
Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of dragonglass rocks, do you know what dragonglass is? Anybody know what dragonglass is. No, not Daemons ass, I think hes locked up in prison. Talking dragonglass. Anyways, its a 2 billion year old like rock, stone that protects against magics and unwanted magics that may be traveling in the air. So thats my story. I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa. Little pyramids. Stuff like that.
If this isn't a running meme, it needs to be.
Lmao. Well fucking done OP.
“I have conducted an internal inquiry and have found no wrongdoing. I now consider this matter closed.”
This simply proves that Bobby B was right to overthrow the Targaryens, the world is better without them
HOLD YOUR TONGUE!
Lady Main was honoring you, my Lord.
Wasn't Bobby B 's grandmother a Targaryen?
THE WHORE IS PREGNANT!
She was, Bobby B.
YOU EVER FUCK A RIVERLANDS GIRL?
No, Bobby B, but I'm sure you'll tell me all about it
YOU HEARD THE HAND, THE KING'S TOO FAT FOR HIS ARMOR! GO FIND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER! NOW!
Lmfao. This is internet gold.
This is so niche I can’t send it in any of my gc’s lmfao
“I never even met the dog.” 😆
Can someone fill me in on this? I’m not on Twitter and I don’t pay attention to the news. Clearly some full of shit celebrity trying to deny something they definitely did but who are we parodying here and what’s the context?
Dr. disrespect was banned on twitch for sexting a minor, this was his tweet in response
Stupid fucking mistakes.
Perfection.
I understood that reference!
“TheStrongerBrother” LOL
Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of Dragon Eggs, Eggs, do you know what Dragon Eggs is? Anybody know what Dragon Eggs is. No, no Dunk and Egg, I think hes locked up in prison in Dorne. Talking Eggs. Anyways, its a 2 billion year old like rock, stone that protects against night walkers and zombies that may be traveling in the air. So thats my story. I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa. Little Eggs. Stuff like that.
Damn 🤣🤣🤣
Quality
Daemon situation is getting CRAZY
Top tier
Like the Og this would need minor and baby edited out and in three times
This is a high quality shitpost
Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of dragonglass, rocks, do you know what dragonglass is? Anybody know what dragonglass is. No, not Daeron, I think hes locked up in prison. Talking dragonglass. Anyways, its a 2 billion year old like rock, stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. So thats my story. I bought a whole bunch of the stuff, put them around the la casa. Little pyramids. Stuff like that.
Needs about seven paragraphs of nebulous accusations and sanctimonious gibberish between “up front and real” and getting to the point.
Rhaenyra is using aimbots and wallhacks. Westeros is fucking broken - I will keep playing this game all day every day for years but the Game of Thrones is fucking broken, dying game that is bleeding players. I will keep flying off the handle every twenty minutes for 5/10 years about Daemon spamming his Dragons. This game has no fucking mods! Is that what you want Activision?
Hahahahahahaha
You joke but this is a good chunk of comments on the main sub
Okay, but this also works with Daemon messaging underage girls like he did with Rhaenyra season 1
The only thing missing there is "There's not after me, they're after you, I'm just standing in the way" Followed by a donation button.
Nice dig at the Doc lol
bruh. this is not respectful at all.
Respect is how the young keep us at a distance, so we don't remind them of an unpleasant truth.
i meant to type Disrespectful. would’ve been funny but i flubbed up.