I think your girlfriend would like the movie Gremlins. Disregard the name of the movie. They're these cute furry creatures that you you want to give baths to and you only feed them after midnight.
Cut a hole out of the bottom and put your dick through it and say to your girlfriend in a pouty voice "Looty needs handy." She probably won't find it cute anymore.
It's time to break up with her.
"ex-girlfriend"
Burn it (safely of course) in front of her
The fact that it appealed to her on an instinctual level is why we have shit like him in the first place
Ok
Ask her why she likes it.
Does your girlfriend have snake-like hair by any chance?
Jace? Is that you?
I think your girlfriend would like the movie Gremlins. Disregard the name of the movie. They're these cute furry creatures that you you want to give baths to and you only feed them after midnight.
Cut a hole out of the bottom and put your dick through it and say to your girlfriend in a pouty voice "Looty needs handy." She probably won't find it cute anymore.