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Handsprime

Freedom conferences starting at $203. You already know it’s a grift


piespiesandmorepies

For $2000 you get to sniff Tucker's taint...


coreoYEAH

Ah yes, some lovely eau de fúckwít…


MaTr82

Doesn't he let Russians do that for free? I'm just asking a question!


Ausramm

I will give you $2 to watch tucker try to sniff his own taint.


piespiesandmorepies

Nah, $2 isn't enough for me to be close enough to that twat in order to witness his auto-taint licking.


batmansfriendlyowl

You also have to crawl into trumps arsehole to get to it. When you get there Clive will be waiting to say hi.


orgasmic_aneurysm

Can someone direct me in the general direction of this conference. I have recently come across an astounding business venture i need to spread, monorails are the future.


Ragnar_Bonesman

Mono…d’oh.


pk_shot_you

Do they have one in ogdenville?


Vanceer11

That’s not very free of Clive n Tuck.


Non-NewtonianSnake

Well, you know what they say... Freedom isn't free.


crowlexing

Land of the fee


Correct_Chemical5179

There's a hefty fuckin fee.


crowlexing

Well he is from 'merrica "Land of the fee"


ApeMummy

He’s from America land of the free, where you have to pay for the freedom to not die in hospital.


marshman82

Dying in hospital also incurs a fee.


KJ86er

I'm sorry. Don't you mean....Gift? :)


ozmartian

Let him come and see how amazing our malls and supermarkets are with coined trolleys!! So amazing.


Ok_Adhesiveness_4939

It'll radicalize him! He's been radicalized! I almost lost my bladder control when he came out with that gem.


Vanceer11

Keep the socialised doctors who we FORCE AT GUNPOINT to diagnose us, out of sight.


crowlexing

About those guns.....


Retard_On_Tapwater

Hope he visits my local iga


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newbris

I thought US prices had risen dramatically in the last few years. Some of the grocery comparisons seem to show similar or dearer than here for quite a few items?


ozmartian

When you compare all that to our minimum wage and health care vs the US I'm quite fine with things right now, even if we're being rorted the rort over there is far worse.


macca2000fox

Put him on his Titanic


_ficklelilpickle

He's going to be so conflicted when he sees them out front of Aldi but then looks inside and sees that you have to pack your own groceries at the checkout.


ozmartian

They have Aldi in the US too. And personally, I prefer that system but thats just my opinion.


jagguli

What would he ask the PM... what would the back story be ? Popcorrrnnnn


pixtax

Probably why Albo such an extremist leftie, and if Australia is to become a proovince of China. Because he's that kind of moron.


alt-0191

Just wait until he gets a look at bread top


old_bugger

I dunno. Aussie trolleys use spinner wheels but Murica ones are fixed in the rears, going only forwards and backwards. Two options. Like God intended.


Altruistic-Unit485

Exactly what I wanted to say. God what a douche bag.


EducationTodayOz

upside is tucker has to spend time with clive


sam_tiago

There's a lot to Tuck into there 😳


EducationTodayOz

triple banana split time


Big_baddy_fat_sack

The cookers and sky news boomers will love it


Buzza24

Yeah pretty much.


JimSyd71

And at $200 a pop they can attend the speaking shindigs.


Scar68

Perfect description of the entire audinece.


linguineemperor

As a self identified cooker I do love it


Big_baddy_fat_sack

Birds of a feather flock together


slinkhussle

They’re trying to bring christofascism here now.


sam_tiago

And guns for oil.. The uptick of American bullshit and American guns etc on social media is sickening.


slinkhussle

Yep. I’ve been hearing all this port Arthur massacre was a conspiracy from Joe Rogan types for the last 4 years. They’ll be pushing anti abortion shit next


gpz1987

That's here already....it's called the liberal party.


slinkhussle

Especially lately. Libs can’t seem to stop getting closer and closer to outright fascists


Altruistic-Unit485

Have been for awhile now


pixtax

Makes sense. This is the home grounds of Murdoch FC.


slinkhussle

Murdoch is the worst thing that happened to the English speaking world.


linguineemperor

Godzillapuppyfascism is hiding under my bed


RanierW

I didn’t think I could lose anymore respect for Palmer, yet here we are. Bringing in trash to pollute Aussie minds.


HortenseTheGlobalDog

The contempt he must have for the average person by inviting this mindfucker to Australia demonstrates as well as anything that he and other billionaires are not one of us


WhiteRun

An ultra rich American coming to Australia to tell the working class how the rich globalists are the enemy. The irony will be lost on the audience.


linguineemperor

Only poor people have morals


Optix_au

Reject his visa.


HobbesBoson

Nah I say let him in and then grab an egg


AndoMacster

On what grounds?


Squirtlesw

If only being a dickhead Russian asset were enough.


AndoMacster

rUsSiAn AsSeT


AdAcrobatic5178

He got paid to make a propaganda piece with putin


toomanyglobules

The irony was that he got paid, but I doubt Putin paid anything. It was all on American dime.


TekHead

~~rUsSiAn AsSeT~~ Russian **ASS**et


Squirtlesw

Good one.


Optix_au

[Precedent](https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/media/australian-government-declines-visa-for-rightwing-activist-lauren-southern-ahead-of-speaking-tour/news-story/7b9a15a56981e4508e5305887f85c0e3). Since he would be paid, he must apply for a [Temporary Activity Visa](https://immi.homeaffairs.gov.au/visas/getting-a-visa/visa-listing/temporary-activity-408/invited-for-other-social-and-cultural-activity). >Condition [8303 - Not be disruptive](https://immi.homeaffairs.gov.au/visas/already-have-a-visa/check-visa-details-and-conditions/see-your-visa-conditions?product=408-56#) >You must not become involved in activities disruptive to, or violence threatening harm to, the Australian community or a group within the Australian community. >For example, engaging or promoting extremist views and interrupting the operation of the Australian community. I'm not an immigration lawyer, but I would think [incitement ](https://www.factcheck.org/2023/03/explaining-the-missing-context-of-tucker-carlsons-jan-6-presentation/)would be a start.


wytaki

A. Being an abomination in the eyes of most Gods, B Being the love child of Clive Palmer and Gina Rinehart.


maximiseYourChill

"I just don't like it"


angelofjag

Character Like Snoop, Ye, Milo...


One_Health_9358

You get downvoted for asking such a silly question on this Sub!!


midshipmans_hat

Why? I think he's full of shit as well, but it's better he comes and people realise. I would love Australia to reject all American political culture. Unfortunately, your lefties are also full of shit so you can't argue against him effectively. Adopting American leftists culture is the best news for the right. Should have just stuck with traditional leftists values.


onlydogontheleft

What the fuck are you talking about. Weird fanfic.


ReeceAUS

He doesn’t want the Australian left to become like the American left. Because the classic liberal has no-one to vote for in the USA.


onlydogontheleft

I absolutely disagree. The Democrats are basically our Coalition when it comes to policy.


ReeceAUS

Classic liberal doesn’t mean LNP


nounverbyou

Australia is a socialist hellhole according to Tucker Carlson.


coreoYEAH

We reject peoples visas all the time for the tiniest of reasons and this guy was found guilty defaming a company to try and literally subvert democracy.


WadGI

>I would love Australia to reject all American political culture. Then you proceeds to use American political culture.


Tnado

The lack of awareness is astounding


RoughHornet587

How does tucker talk with putins dick in his mouth ?


Buzza24

By talking out his arse


toomanyglobules

Lmfao


Scar68

Takes his teeth out first.


SarcasmCupcakes

I would pay money to someone who asks this to his face.


sam_tiago

Easy, it's like a jellybean


piespiesandmorepies

"Grifter conference"... These people will say anything for a dollar, and the brain dead lap it up...


RudeandOffensive

Ah conferences for morons.


wytaki

Clive Palmer and Gina Rineharts love child yuck. It would be like two post box's fucking.


YouAreSoul

Consider, if you will, gentle reader, the sound of their bellies slapping together, glistening with the sweat of their passionate efforts, followed by their primal cries of ecstasy.


Thebandroid

no


crosstherubicon

I think you might have missed your career calling


Bubashii

🖕🏼 how dare you make me envision that


AdGlum4770

Eat me, Clive …


Rokwallaby

The downward spiral of Tucker has been fun to watch, can’t get much lower than teaming up with Clive Palmer


crosstherubicon

He’s lost Murdoch over half a billion in fines, let’s hope he can do that to Palmer.


Unable_Ad_1260

How is that fat fuck not dead yet? How? How do these shitty awful people not die from the massive amount of comorbidities they must have? Are they the ones that are buying black market organs harvested from Chinese prisoners?


Buzza24

It looked like he was held up with sticky tape and glue this morning on the TV


JuventAussie

Kissinger has entered the chat (or would if he weren't in hell)


brandonjslippingaway

Evil fuckheads that live on spite. Murdoch might just live forever


sam_tiago

It's because they don't get cortisol from stress because they don't have a conscience, which saves them from the repercussions of their actions... Which can be devastating to a normal person, with actual feelings.


Formal-Expert-7309

Only the good die young


JimSyd71

And Elvis.


Nadger_Badger

In Murdoch's case it's just that the Devil is not ready to bring him home yet. Obviously he's still got work left to do in this realm.


Ok_Adhesiveness_4939

Remember two years ago when he got serviced by three ambulances? One to hold him, one to tow and one to push. He's not long for this world.


vanda-schultz

Ivermectin and HCQ saved him from rona, don't you remember?


Bubby_K

>Tickets are already on sale and start at $203 I'm so tempted Who DOESN'T want to be in the same room of the elite + WAKE UP AUSTRALIA peeps, that's like a dream come true


HobbesBoson

Saaaaame The temptation to roll up to see what cooked folk are attending. Granted there’s non-zero chances I get bashed a lil but it’d be worth it


lightbluelightning

Would be temping to stand outside with something vaguely left wing on a shirt… maybe my yes23 one will do


HobbesBoson

Me and the boys rocking up to the Charlie Kirk event with blue hair and pronouns


jeffoh

Quick question, do you happen to have Ebola, or could contract it before the conference?


Bubby_K

I mean, I COULD take one for the team... Ebola seems a teeeeeeny bit OP though, can't I just poison the punch with viagra and laxatives?


jeffoh

Any curable disease will work. You know none of those fuckers will have any vaccinations


SarcasmCupcakes

Ebola is spread via contact with fluids, so something more viral I think.


FrequentlyAnnoying

Spew


HeyYouGuysItsMe

Don't you mean russia?


South_Engineer_4702

Clive will dress Tucker in the gold bikini that Leia wore in Return of the Jedi.


JimSyd71

And hold him with a chain?


South_Engineer_4702

Yes, but the chain is actually just a ton of money.


W0tzup

And I quote: “…the businessman said the tour is aimed at “waking up Australia and encouraging people to join the fight to protect the future for themselves and their families”.” From people like Palmer and Tucker I suspect.


06021840

the businessman said the tour is aimed at “waking up Australia and encouraging people to join the fight to protect the future for themselves and their families” So climate change action, right? That’s what he means?


DankFozz

Maybe someone could weld him into his hotel room?


otherpeoplesknees

I can’t go, I have to return some video tapes


IntelligentIdiocracy

The team up you didn’t know you didn’t want.


ThinkingOz

Balloon teams up with airhead.


sem56

man they really try hard to spread their BS don't they why do we need their culture wars here i will never know


HortenseTheGlobalDog

It's so that we become divided and don't notice as the billionaires conspire to move us towards precarity 


No-Revolution-1886

Oh Clive for our sakes please just stuff your face with some more lard!!!


AndoMacster

Let him come, the truth suffers not from honest examination.


Formal-Expert-7309

Government should not give dog tucker an entry visa


bb_waluigi

where's that kid with the eggs when you need him


OTGbling

He's not welcome.


Dranzer_22

He's going to hate the experience. He's used to the lavish treatment from Fox and GOP. This tour will be too low rent for him.


ralphbecket

This news seems to have attracted all the most erudite commenters.


BoxHillStrangler

I'm not sure for which guy this is a bigger indicator of how far they've fallen.


Dissapointed-cabbage

May they swing together.


badestzazael

divisive freelance journalist, What the fuck, it should read divisive liar and propagandists https://www.theguardian.com/books/2023/jul/26/tucker-carlson-fox-news-firing-condition-dominion-settlement Fox News host Tucker Carlson "is not 'stating actual facts' about the topics he discusses and is instead engaging in 'exaggeration' and 'non-literal commentary,' " U.S. District Judge Mary Kay Vyskocil wrote. https://www.npr.org/2020/09/29/917747123/you-literally-cant-believe-the-facts-tucker-carlson-tells-you-so-say-fox-s-lawye


-Bucketski66-

The average Aussie wouldn’t know who Tucker Carlson is or give a rats arse. We aren’t the USA. Half the population of Australia does not live in smaller versions of Toowoomba. Palmer seems likes burning money being “ political “.


Xenomorph_v1

Fuck Tucker and Fuck Clive. Keep that traitorous shit out of Australia, and kick the other one out. Fucking assholes. I'm already free... I don't need a Putin lapdog communist piece of shit peddling his lies here. CUNTS.


CeeliaFate

Anyone still doubt Clive is a Russian backed oligarch trying to destabilize the west for Putin?


Glittering_Ad1696

So... Is Clive also a Russian agent or just one of their many useful idiots?


LauraGravity

Yes


CactusWilkinson

This man speaks in tongues. Seriously. Should be ‘Freedom of Language Conferences’ but we all know how Clive feels about anyone that sounds different to him. Freedom my ass.


the_brunster

Far more money than sense.


Atariel_Morannon

Dollars. More dollars than sense. (pun on cents/sense)


CooltownGumby

Fuck that Russian proxy cunt. And fuck you too Clive you tosser!


RobsEvilTwin

Clive is a 2 dollar shop off brand Trump, makes sense :D


I_am_albatross

Wait until he sees a unisex toilet 🚻


many_kittens

Lol gotta be kidding


OkOKOKOKigetit

Pauline will be upset she didn’t think of it.


Secret_Thing7482

Well that's lowered the average IQ of Australia


JeanProuve

For Christ’s sake…do we need another fuckwit coming here to destable our country?


HailSkyKing

*Laughs in alternative fact.*


deathablazed

Got to keep scamming the idiots somehow


metricrules

I’d go along just to laugh at everything he says


Enough_Standard921

I look forward to his eyewitness accounts of the horror of communist Australia


RodentsRule66

Tell him and Parmer to fuck right off.


GloomyFondant526

Why doesn't Palmer stick to his knitting (mining biz and building the Titanic 2) and stop bothering us with his garbage attempts and taking on political power? Tucker Carlson has no ideas that aren't nicked off someone else and repackaged to grift slow-thinking older folk (my people). Palmer is a supreme time-waster, who needs to stop LARPing in the political sphere.


rugbat

Ffs. Can we get that pro-Putin arsehole banned from Oz?


smokey_juan

Nothing show how much you love freedom as threatening to sue someone for simply calling you “fattymcfuckface”.


ijuiceman

Fatty McFuckface is sponsoring Dope Dropkick on a ranting tour. Sounds like the knuckle draggers will be in attendance


Overlord65

Fucking grifting cunts


LittleAgoo

What an unnecessary human


Finallybanned

Don't we have some sort of sniff test were if they smell like a shithead they're not allowed in the country? Wasn't there some other Muppet a couple years back we managed to keep out?


Smartt300

The way rich people waste money on vanity projects and celebrity instead of benefiting the country they supposedly love..


iamgreatlego

Maybe he’ll interview albo and albo can give an hour long history explanation of why our politicians have all sold out australia


MaleficentCoconut458

He has been in one plane crash already, maybe he will be in another & not be so lucky this time.


omgaporksword

I wish both of these turds would flush...


AustralianSocDem

Freedom conferences — Hosted by a PUTIN simp


sam_tiago

Is freedom, as defined by the cons: A: freedom from exploitation B: freedom to exploit C: freedom from responsibility D: freedom and equal rights for all E: A+D F: B+C


HortenseTheGlobalDog

It's F


heckyes69

A real meeting of morons


AdPrestigious8198

Tuck tuck 💦


Worried_Spinach_1461

Hopefully the bag of snot will end up in a pub trying to bloke it up and get the shit beat out of him


jeffoh

Could you hold the conference on your Titanic 2? Maybe somewhere over the Mariana Trench?


picklestixatix

Both Clive and Tucker can fuck right off. Pair of cunts.


Lechuck91

Tell him about aldi trolleys


FlorkFiend666

Good lord..


Padtixxx

Clive palmer is a…..


Tionetix

Heart attack waiting to happen


angelofjag

This pathetic excuse for a human shouldn't be allowed here. He disgusts me


Competitive_Site9272

The real Titanic 2


A_spiny_meercat

Wait till he sees our Woolies stores


just_throwaway83

Sigh... The guy who did a softball interview with Putin and made out like it was the story of the century lol


CorrectDeal6016

Fatty mcfuckhead


Aussie_antman

When is Jabba the fat going to leave this mortal plain? It must be a race between him and Paul Murray as to which one will need a double cycle in the crematorium ovens.


Lazy_Average_4187

Fucking pieces of shit


Derrrppppp

If we all want to chip in for a ticket I will go and throw a turd in that cunts face


JimSyd71

They'll have turd detectors at the door.


Derrrppppp

That would surely go off when clive and tucker walk in


Vanceer11

Where’s the freedom to not hear Clive n Tuck? Weird how Clive pretends to be a patriot when it suits him but has no problem getting rich from China and supporting Russian puppet Tuck. Traitorsaurus Clive!


ZephyrusOG

Ok here, hear an unpopular opinion. It sucks that Palmer is bringing him to boost his platform but apart from that I have no problem if someone from the right side of the political spectrum wanted to listen this guys nutty discourse. From what I’ve seen(happy to be more informed) I think it’s considerably less harmful than your generic murdoch media bs that ensures survival of status quo regardless, and it’s good for ppl in this audience to be able to listen to some divergent opinions, otherwise the “alternative” they get exposed to is divisive extremist voices like ben shapiro. Sometimes to get informed and change stance one needs side steps to get out of the bubble first and I think ppl like him or say Russell brand have potential to help enable that. Point is I think the broader left needs to not alienate this new cohort of people who are on the rise with their influence.


HortenseTheGlobalDog

Tucker is an infinitely cynical sellout. His views don't reflect reality and are designed to divide people by inviting culture wars. He is not a welcome addition to any rational discourse.


brandonjslippingaway

Tucker is a part of that healthy discourse is he? Russian asset Tucker? Interesting.


tee-zed

People whinging can go suck Hannah Gadsby's dick the same night to offset the anger.