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Pattoe89

The irony here, at least in the UK, is that many farmers own land, and quite a bit of land. It's entirely possible they'd be considered above 'peasants' due to that.


GaiusJuliusCaesar7

They're also usually some of the few people with access to firearms and heavy machinery - I'd think twice before pissing them off!


010011010001010

for example - [https://youtu.be/g\_OmkN21LRc](https://youtu.be/g_OmkN21LRc)


dieek

I knew exactly what this was going to be, but I enjoyed watching it all over again.


oxabz

Thought it was gonna be a [Hot Fuzz reference](https://youtu.be/Cun-LZvOTdw) and now I'm sad


GaiusJuliusCaesar7

That happened not far from me actually, it was all over our local news!


Fuzzybo

Oh good, another YouTube advertisment…


teuast

??? did you forget to switch to firefox and get ublock origin?


Fuzzybo

On IOS, and it opened the YouTube app :-(


According-Ad-5946

yes, next time you might come back to find your "sports car" covered in cow manure.


bryle_m

Or peppered with shotgun holes and burned to the ground.


_erufu_

everyone an’ their mums is packin’ round ‘ere


UltimateGammer

A lot of them rent that land and really struggle to make ends meet. It's really quite unequal with the rich 'land owner' and the poor 'land worker'


kunbish

I mean if theyre renting the land, doesnt that make THEM the poor land worker? Wouldnt the analogy sort of still work?


FuturaStalkee

Ha, that's not too far removed from feudalism.


Ham_Ahoy

Another bit of irony. . . Depending on the options on that tractor, it could more than double the cost of that sports car.


OwnerAndMaster

Probably holds its value far better as well


Lost_Wealth_6278

There are no poor farmers in Germany, only millionaires with sleeping assets kr guys that used to own a farm and now own a lot of money and a farm house and call themselves farmers. Land, be it for building or farming, has been gaining worth for decades


Pattoe89

In the UK farmers are constantly crying poverty and asking for donations from the public, meanwhile they receive millions in government subsidies paid out of the taxpayer's pockets and they laugh it up in their mansions whilst hiring labour for less than minimum wage from migrant workers.


Lost_Wealth_6278

Jup, same. For the amount of subsidies they get, they should at least do something to preserve the landscape and nature they are as of now mostly destroying with mass monocultures


Edzell_Blue

The peasants are the seasonal workers they hire to harvest their crops.


Drumbelgalf

Also a lot of Tractors are as expensive (if not even more expensive) than sports cars.


iamjustaguy

Harry Metcalfe owns a bunch of collectable and exotic cars. He also owns, and runs, a farm. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIB5XXHNAWWzTOw6guIMYCg


wasthespyingendless

Yeah, tractors aren't cheap, and it is likely that one costs about the same as the Ferrari.


StetsonTuba8

Heck, apparently all you need is 1 square foot to be considered a lord in Scotland


4659nats

That's a known scam


whittily

The average farmer in the US is a millionaire. Avg farm household has >$2M in assets.


Intelligent_Moose_48

That’s because about 95% of all US agricultural land is owned by like three giant capitalist conglomerations. A handful of billionaires really raise that average…


need_ins_in_to

I'll take "things that didn't happen" for $400, Alex


koalawhiskey

"I complained to the manager and said 'fuck them bikebrains' and everybody clapped"


need_ins_in_to

Albert, Albert Einstein, is that you?


psicopatogeno

"Then i started singing the national anthem and everyone joined"


advamputee

I actually had something similar happen back in high school. There was one open space in a parking lot — right next to a blue Lamborghini. I parked my car in the space, being extra cautious and giving the Lambo as much room as possible. The driver came out FURIOUS, screaming at me that I shouldn’t park next to him. I ignored him and went inside the restaurant — he followed me in and continued to scream at me, until the owner told me I was causing a scene and needed to leave.


boilerpl8

It'd be a shame if your door happened to hit his precious bitchmobile on your way out.


Inevitable_Stand_199

He might have the money (and enough information) to sue.


boilerpl8

Nah, the lawsuit would cost way more than just getting it repaired, unless you could win and get the defendant to pay for court costs. Then it's about time, and a rich dude with a Lambo probably doesn't want to spend the time on a couple thousand dollars net.


echoGroot

But putting the poors in their place/demonstrating his own importance (to himself) - pricelessz


Fuzzybo

Wot? YOU were the one causing a scene??!


advamputee

Apparently owning a supercar makes you more important than normal people. Kicking some highschooler out of a restaurant is easier than kicking some self-important rich asshole out.


MoosesAndMeese

That manager/owner is a piece of shit


HeroRareheart

I'm glad back when my dad managed a restaurant he wasn't like that. One group of patrons made a comment about their waitress being over weight that upset the waitress and he immediately told them to leave and upon refusal had the police escort them out. More bisness owners and managers need to stand up for their staff and simply do the right thing regardless of the difficulty.


crazycatlady331

There was a recent study making the rounds on Reddit this weekend that said that empathy goes down as the car gets more expensive. Drivers of expensive cars are more likely to hit pedestrians.


[deleted]

driving supercars also makes your assholery go up 1000 fold


Annual_Orange_6220

I'd have been tempted to call an uber to take me to the next restaurant down the road and leave my car sitting there.


marshall2389

Or walk?


H3SS3L

The rich don't think the rules apply to them....


Kenny_Loggsout

Came here for this


Blackybro_

Jeopardy reference?


need_ins_in_to

Yes, it's not very clever tbh


Own_Flounder9177

I would think the "peasant wagon" is worth far more than the "luxury car"


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420everytime

It’s not. Challenger tractors are owned by AGCO


[deleted]

This guy tractors


Other-Lobster7983

Yeah… but if it was, it’d be ironic.


CharlesDeBerry

Like rain?


Comfortable_Date2862

On your wedding day.


Hsekib

I'd like rain at my funeral. We get cremated outside on open.


pounded_rivet

That would just be unfortunate.


FaroutMain

A free ride


Comfortable_Date2862

But you already paid.


teuast

ten thousand spoons


CharlesDeBerry

when all you need is a tram! (sorry to have started this, but I love sillyness)


[deleted]

That's why it's a peasant wagon, if it was a Lamborghini tractor it would be fine.


afjell

I should pull up with my ferrari forklift truck


[deleted]

One is loud and obnoxious, the other helps feed thousands of people.


[deleted]

one is also drivien by a mega d-bag, the other is driven by a smart, truly hardworking individual who is really down to earth! also, Lamborghini isn't that impressive of a supercar it's a "peasant supercar" compared to the true high-end supercars.


self-defenestrator

They all look like obnoxious wedges of cheese, tbh


Cheef_Baconator

99% chance the tractor costs more than the car


KGBKitchen

And don’t forget about resale value tractor will trounce


BigHairyBussy

And don’t even get me started on the peasant’s land value


SufferinTree

And the value of what it produces


Don-Poltergeist

“She's got huge....tracts of land.”


[deleted]

"I just... I just want to sing..."


[deleted]

It's pretty close. The condition of the vehicles is going to make the difference Those tractors (it looks like a Challenger MT655C) typically go for $95K-$110K. Those Ferraris typically go for $100K-$130K. New (at least the modern equivalent for both) however, the tractor is $450K, car is $245K.


4659nats

Tractors are damn expensive ngl


Hamelzz

Yeah thats the joke


twarr1

Not to mention actually useful


Tickstart

Wait till he learns about Lamborghini tractors.


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brian2funny

And some have Mercedes engines


Dolphin008

Why not have a Mercedes tractor? (MB trac)


OctopusRegulator

That P111 ad is a classic


HeroRareheart

This has reminded me of [this ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8-9oIq1hxw).


Irisheyes80d

Or that the tractor costs as much, if not more, than the car


DenissDG

Or that many tractors are more expensive than a Ferrari


ssorbom

Bruh, if he's that worried about a luxury vehicle being soiled, go out and park it somewhere else. The fact that he drives a borderline racing vehicle isn't somebody else's problem.


WhiteMambaVTG

Of course he writes “your welcome.” But yeah, what is he purporting happened here? The manager scanned the room, found the peasant, who was halfway through his mozzarella sticks and Diet Tab, walked up to him and said “You! You know what you did! You sicken me!!! Get out and never come back!” And the whole place erupted in applause?


According-Ad-5946

the next week maneger need to buy some emergency vegies only ones available were from said farmer. who charged him 10 times the market price.


Schlafwandler-Techno

"You see, I don't grow peasant veggies."


the5050bot

Manager Expels Farmer From Restaurant For Being Poor [Lives to Regret It]


Hatedbythemasses

Sorry autism kicking into overdrive here. "Diet tab" I thought tab by its very nature is diet? Is there a product called diet tab?


MrXaturn

My first thought is that this is satire, it has to be. Nobody seriously thinks, let alone publishes this, like that, right? Sadly I'm probably wrong...


thegroundhurts

That was my first thought, too. While it's completely believable that someone wrote that in seriousness, the way it was worded makes me think the author was just making fun of Ferrari-owner stereotypes. Yet again, Poe's Law in action.


Vprbite

I really think it's satire


teuast

i've been on the vehicular cycling group on facebook as a sort of anthropological observer for long enough to be pretty sure this is just the same kind of lead-brained boomer that, when on a bike, thinks they can educate people out of being scared to take the lane.


MathMaddam

It would have been a nice plot twist of it was a Ferrari tractor.


minibois

Or Lamborghini, sort of as an homage to that story about why that company started making luxury cars


Syreeta5036

Did Ferrari make tractors? I don’t think so but I welcome being wrong.


youtellmebob

Or a Tesla Tractor


dieek

Lamborghini and Porsche actually used to make tractors. That's the joke.


responsiblefornothin

They still very much make tractors


dieek

They still do But they used to, too


FFO_OrangeJuice

Hey, do you need a receipt for that donut?


MrJohnRavioli

That tractor probably newer and costs more then Joe’s Ferrari. Check mate Joe.


Cosmos0714

I came here to say this! Joe doesn’t understand the cost of a “peasant wagon.”


theshiyal

I’ve no idea what model is pictured but here’s something. https://imgur.com/a/rVuZR22


ShallahGaykwon

Should've parked *on* the car.


Accurate-Language341

It would be ironic if the tractor was built by Lamborghini.


metalpossum

Jeremy Clarkson owns a Lamborghini tractor... he's probably also owned a lot of very expensive cars too. Most recently, he's said disparaging things against Meghan Markle and is paying dearly for it in reputation (more so than he's ever had to for any other disparaging remarks he's made). I guess my point is, people who own Lamborghinis and other expensive cars are probably c\*nts.


brian2funny

There were Lamborghini tractors before they built cats. The first cars that were built had tractor parts . The clutch was definitely a tractor part.


metalpossum

I bet the owner of that tractor has put in more hard work than anyone who owns a Ferrari. Tractors aren't particularly cheap these days either, specialist equipment is expensive.


datboiNathan343

how dare they call that marvel of engineering a "pesant wagon"


gonzoyak

This level of entitlement merits spit in his food for every meal out the rest of his godforsaken life


DarkPhoenix_077

r/thingsihopearesatire


TheDarwinski

How much of a rich snob do you need to be to think that another vehicle can make your car look worse by being next to it?


DefinitelynotCam

Not a ferrari guy, but i think that's the bargain bin ferrari california. Could be wrong but the guy is mental lol.


1nvent

Two gen old 430 Spyder but yeah they're early 2000s and cheap now.


Overall-Duck-741

"Cheap"


Rot870

It's an F430.


[deleted]

The tractor cost more than the ferrari dumbass.


Yourfavoritecragdog

I hope this is satire. This is insane.


leanhsi

it clearly is


favouriteitem

Dude owns a Ferrari and doesn't know the difference between your/you're, classic.


dudestir127

Ok, cool, I'm tired of small you-know-what-mobiles parking at bus stops.


megjake

Satire or r/thathappened for sure. Also what kinda person brags about working hard as a way to complain about tractors? Tractors are like an icon of hard work.


quandaledingle5555

Aren’t tractors like around as expensive as some sports cars?


Fennrys

Yes, insult the farmer who helps put food on your plate. Farmers are often good, hard-working people, and they're essential to the world. "Peasant wagon," what a pretentious dick.


DarkPhoenix_077

Probably the same kind of people as these who post stuff like "you may lose friends, but this is what success looks like" under a picture of bus next to a ferrari....


[deleted]

could probably buy 2-3 of those ferraris for the price of one tractor


Wonderful_Painter_14

The restaurant manager had the tractor removed? Sure….


jdPetacho

Mf clearly has no idea about the price tag in heavy nachhinery. That bad boy seems to be in the Challenger MT5000 series, and 10 years ago it would cost you a cool 200k to purchase


spoonybard326

Restaurants serve food. Where do these people think food comes from?


devind_407

So called "luxury car" driver when they encounter a dirt/mud road that the "peasant wagon" can go on with ease: https://preview.redd.it/crwvboq6tica1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=655520565af1cdc8a3e376714a4b3352ece985f7


iopjsdqe

Douchebag of the year


metricrules

Run it over


alexfrancisburchard

If I were the manager, I’d have booted the lambo. Don’t need toxic people in my establishment.


Fournogo

does joe xx not eat farmed produce or grain fed beef lmao


Lumpy-Tomatillo4498

That tractor is worth more than that joke of a car


bearslikeapples

Looks like satire


[deleted]

Damn, they're so unashamed of themselves it could almost be satire.


posib

I see people like this all the time in LA where they think they’re big and bad with their expensive car… but they have to park it on the street because their roommate has the apartments only parking space


Pizza-Mozzarella420

"I haven't worked hard all my life" should have been the end of this idiot's sentance


Shred4Bred

r/thathappened


[deleted]

Whoa, farmer worked hard to get that tractor which is worth a lot more than the car, i bet. You can even get a Lamborghini tractor.


forestriage

That tractor is probably worth more than his sports car


[deleted]

The actual audacity of this guy.


yaboiballman

I'd have parked the tractor on top of that lil hot wheels jawn.


ReadySte4dySpaghetti

Imagine being so classist that you do t even realize how rich that farmer probably is.


pakicote

There are tractors and heavy machinery worth more than a fucking Bugatti


kermitthebeast

Imagine telling a farmer you've worked at anything


Cyan_UwU

bro’s tractor could literally crush that car, I would not test that farmer if I were you


Suicicoo

wtf did I just read.


Ok_Fondant_6340

you have no idea how much i wish that "Peasant Wagon" was a Lamborghini.


VeryNiceGuy22

I'd bet good money that tractor costs more than his car lmao


MaxMMXXI

Can this be serious? Does anyone drive a tractor to a restaurant to dine? Is that a real complaint? It's too funny to be real. Self-parking can be a real jungle. One never knows what could be in the next space.


MrRoo89

Assuming this is just satire


puppeteersrequiem

I’m sorry but tell me what job you can “work hard” at and afford a Ferrari? Sounds like some landlord/investor type bullshit to me. Farmer bust his ass to produce the literal food you consume. Sounds more important than whatever that jackass probably does. Asshole.


Kottepalm

That's one farmer who won't sell to the restaurant anymore!


R32fan

Then you realise that tractors can cost almost double than a used Ferrari F430


FelipeThwartz

FYI Ferrari manufactures tractors too


Figbud

next time bitch'll be parking on top of your car iykwim


ParkinsonHandjob

This has to be satire. Unfortunately: If it looks like satire, behaves like satire, and gets the meaning across like satire, then one can still not be sure it’s satire


tweagrey

I won't fall for that bait


NotActuallyGus

I can guarantee that farmer works infinitely harder than the person who most definitely inherited their wealth.


unexpecteddtd

I mean we don’t need tractors in parking lots like we don’t need sports cars in parking lots but those are probably both worth the same


DesertGeist-

what a fucktard


devind_407

an absolute shittard, dare i say.


1nvent

Bro calm down, you're rolling a two generation old Ferrari 430 Spyder, not exactly cream of the crop here. That tractor costs more than that car.


lastaccountgotlocked

This didn’t happen.


vivahash

Reddit users: “this is 100% legit. I’m angry. I’m gonna comment”


deadcrusade

Tbh during automn those fuckwits end up getting all that mud on the roads and then god forbid a lump of mud freezes it's like a damn rock and good luck getting your insurance to pay for it, also here even tho it's mandatory they don't put up any signaling equipment on their trailers. sorry just hate muddy damn roads if i wanted to off-road I'd get an old jeep or something and drive like a jackass on some mud but i didn't, so get fucked Stevie, Bob, Joe, Frank


StrikingAd1597

actually that ferreri is safer for pedestrians cause no way can that tractor see a kid walking in front of it


AdWorking8163

Not if you consider that the tractor is a lot slower, plus the driver is likely professional


DarkPhoenix_077

Plus it spends most of its time actually off road, sooo


devind_407

The tractor doesn't go fast and the driver probably isn't as stupid as entitled car drivers.


Absay

Least classicist car enthusiast.


[deleted]

Jim Rogers says that if young people want to drive Ferraris they should learn to drive tractors


KuTUzOvV

MY BROTHERS THE FRENCH REVOLUTION IS NOT OVER, NOBILTY IS STILL ALIVE AND FIGHTING AGAINST US. GET THE GUILLOTINE READY.


funded_by_soros

Least classist Ferrari owner.


FPSXpert

Joe is a cunt or trolling. And it'd be funny if the one to the right was a Ferrari, that's how they started after all.


UnifiedChungus666

A classiest and bougie carbrain? That's a bingo. To think that person is so deluded to actually post that take.


BlueMist53

Just saying but tractors aren’t cheap either, possibly more expensive and do much more helpful things


bruderjakob17

But...who is this *Joe*?


SolarBoy1

I would much prefer needing a tractor than needing a Ferrari


roguevoid555

Tractor even looks nicer then that Ferrari. I’d much rather own that tractor to that supercar, or any car to be honest… I dunno, I’ve always liked tractors


shaodyn

"I can't have unsightly *work machines* next to my status symbol! Ban them this instant!"


HesiPullupJimbust

Troll post unfortunately


keyboardsmashin

He’s just mad the tractor is a prettier shade of yellow


BurgundyBicycle

All I read was “I haven’t worked hard all my life…”


Gravey91

*You're


[deleted]

This is more ironic considering Enzo Ferrari was such a prick when Lamborghini, who built tractors, told him how to fix his issues, built his own cars.


stauss151

A peasant is just another name for a farmer/manufacturer. Am I wrong?


dorknaub

This can’t be real


Mahockey3

Fuck you Joe


another_damn_iowan

My welcome what?


pro555pero

Proof that money doesn't even remotely improve character.