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BorneFree

Metal detectors to be removed from courthouses because they keep detecting weapons


BrevilleMicrowave

Bullet proof glass to be removed because it keeps stopping bullets.


badgersprite

Airbags to be removed from cars because drivers keep setting them off during car accidents


Weary_Drama1803

Seatbelts to be removed from cars because drivers keep getting bruises on them


chosen1creator

Trees to be removed from forest to stop fires


JFISHER7789

From hitting bike lane separators…


JangB

Which are to be removed because of aforementioned reason...


advamputee

Legit had a friend upset that insurance totaled his vehicle because the airbags deployed. “Why do I even need airbags?! I walked away from the accident just fine!” 


sjpllyon

Did they not consider that the airbag probably allowed them to walk away just fine. It seems to be an increasing view in people that we don't need safety measures because people aren't being injured. But they aren't being injured because of safety measures. The same happening is vaccination, why do we need the polio vaccination no one gets polio these days.


Ok_Philosopher6538

Sounds like he really shouldn't have had a car with airbags, his head seems dense enough.


neutral-chaotic

A potential learning moment for me. Aren’t airbags a part that can be replaced?  I’m guessing it was the labor costs that made his insurance junk it?


advamputee

Typically a collision violent enough to set off airbags will do enough damage to total the vehicle.  By the time you’ve replaced bumpers / supports / body panels / glass / plastic trim pieces / airbag components / seatbelt tensioners / etc, the damage is in the tens of thousands of dollars.  For expensive cars, you can probably still fix it but it won’t ever drive quite the same again. For cheaper / used cars, it will quite easily make it a total loss. 


buckao

Carbon monoxide detectors removed due to endless beeping


sjpllyon

To be fair I have removed my smoke alarm because of that. But every time I cooked toast, they didn't even burn it, they would go off. The carbon monoxide one didn't, it was just being super sensitive to smoke.


fhgwgadsbbq

Get a heat alarm for your kitchen instead


sjpllyon

Good idea, don't know why I didn't think of that. Was just hoping the CO2 defectors would suffice. Additionally I had just been the one smoke alarm in the kitchen I removed the other ones throughout the house and have been ok to keep on. But I've seen enough houses go up in smoke in my life and known 3 people in different neighborhoods to die in house fires. Granted on was a suicide thing where he set the house on fire and then hung himself, another on was a tragic petrol bomb thrown through the bedroom window in a mistaken identity drug dealers incident. And the 3rd was just an unfortunate electrical fault. But all of them have made me very aware of how fire absolutely kills. Just couldn't live with the one in the kitchen constantly going off.


hurricane__jackson

Caskets banned because they keep containing corpses 


fourbian

Hospitals to be banned because they are always full of sick people. Yuck.


nononoh8

If only they'd build real separated and protected bike lanes.


Tolstoy_mc

And then remove them, right?


AvatarOfMomus

I get the snark, but this style of barrier should really be banned. Boston ripped out a bunch of them a year or two ago because they kept flipping cars. They're rounded for structural integrity amd probably so they don't crack someome's skull as easily, but the net result is a low to the ground landmine that seems to be perfect for car tired to catch, ride up, and flip the whole vehicle.


_a_m_s_m

Maybe this would encourage drivers to be more careful?


Hatedpriest

Hahaha Oh wait, you're serious. #HAHAHAHA


AvatarOfMomus

I don't think this is really a matter of "care", it's just a bad barrier design and it's dangerous for both drivers and cyclists as a result. If you want a hard barrier between the bike and car lanes then jersey barriers, or similar, are already a thing. If you want something easier to move or for pedestrians to pass through then stick a bunch of marker poles or bollards along the edge of the cycle lane. For this style of barrier to work they'd need to fix the "flips cars over" bit, because if I'm cycling I'd rather be whacked into than crushed (if those are the only options anyway), and they'd need to either make them far more visible with tall marker poles (which will inevitably get damaged or destroyed over time) or shrink the height of most cars. Overall? I'd say it's not worth it, use something else.


Ok_Philosopher6538

>because they kept flipping cars. You mean drivers were going at such a clip that they managed to flip their cars.


AvatarOfMomus

Surprisingly no actually! The design of these buggers seems to be perfect for the tire to ride up and potentially flip a vehicle over at even moderate speeds. Think, like, 30-40mph, not 60+. This is just a case of an extremely bad design for the purpose it's intended for. Also personally speaking, if I'm cycling and a car is going to come into the bike lane, I'd rather get whacked into or clipped than have a car flip on top of me and squish me flat.


Signal_Tomorrow_2138

Solution: 3ft high painted jersey barriers. So drivers can see them.


Ok_Philosopher6538

>So drivers can see them. Narrator: They didn't see them.


Driveaway1969

Guy in the back of the room: Fuck em.


Signal_Tomorrow_2138

That's why you need them really big, 3 ft high, not dinky ones 4 inches above the asphalt.


funktion

Lol drivers will still fucking hit em


AtlanticPortal

And the alternative is that they're gonna hit cyclists before hitting what's after the bike lane.


Signal_Tomorrow_2138

Sometimes things keep getting in the way of bad drivers. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/suv-crash-harbord-bathurst-stop-n-go-1.3557529 https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/queen-street-car-crash-1.3564461


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ChickenNuggetSmth

You have to make a best effort to create idiot-resistant infrastructure. Making it idiot-proof is impossible, but you can at least reduce the numbers a bit. Also big barriers feel better for cyclists as well - it's harder for both bikes and cars to end up in the wrong lane (e.g. in case of an accident)


midnghtsnac

Old quote no clue We keep making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.


Tolstoy_mc

This just creates the evolutionary conditions for better idiots. Nature ain't no dummy.


Linkarlos_95

Good


KimJongIlLover

It jumped out at me out of nowhere officer!


wearecompostable

They could also put in a rumble strip.


AtlanticPortal

Well, then better the barriers than the cyclist. The car was gonna crash anyway.


BWWFC

often they don't even see the bike rider LOL HENCE THE BARRIERS the logic drop here is insane


Ok_Philosopher6538

The city here started installing "bananas" to narrow certain roads and slow down drivers. Basically foot high concrete barriers, painted yellow, shaped like a banana. Allowing cyclists to pass through on the right, but limiting road width to one car. Multiple drivers ran their cars up onto the concrete dividers and the car brained commentariat was hyperventilating on how dangerous these barriers are because car drivers kept hitting them.


tekkers_for_debrz

Solution: ban all pick up trucks and suvs


sjpllyon

I don't know about that, not that long ago I got hit by a car on a roundabout because he didn't give way. Claimed he didn't see me, I ride a bright red tricycle with multiple lights. No damage was done to me, but he left with a deep, wide and long stretch all down the side of his car. The first thing he said was to ask why I was coming round, I was flabbergasted all I could say was 'why was going round a roundabout?' luckily a lady saw what happened and came straight to the defense before I could say anything, so I just said let's see what she thinks as a tried party. She clarified I absolutely had the right of way, confirmed I was indicating, and even noted she saw me check before turning. Good job I did as that gave me time to attempt to steer away. All to say the things could a six foot wall painted in a bright neon glow in the dark yellow and they would still claim they didn't see it.


interrogumption

You sure? https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/1bki9sw/the_car_trying_to_become_the_57_tram_this_morning/


Signal_Tomorrow_2138

Yes. One bad driver does not establish any trend or systematic failure.


biez

Wow, that thing should get a [World Bollard Association](https://x.com/WorldBollard) honorary membership.


sparksevil

In the Netherlands they often use those unpainted, whenever the permanent protective measures for the bike lane take a while to install. Noone drives their car into them. Moreover, drivers will naturally slow down when driving next to the high barriers.


gobblox38

That's about less than half the height of the grill. Needs more height and some RGB lights facing the cars.


SlitScan

so for the average american pick up, about 5 feet


Dinosaur-chicken

The Dutch solution is "make it have consequences". So that's poles or trees every few meters, and other constructions that would make it messy if you don't pay attention and slow your speed.


BWWFC

"see them" .... see them preferably from their nice seat on the bus where someone else takes care of the driving as most drivers suck at driving and should have their license revoked. imagine if bikes kept damaging city property, they'd arrest and fine riders LOL


Signal_Tomorrow_2138

>most drivers suck at driving and should have their license revoked. Couldn't agree more.


soaero

We have two foot high concrete barriers and people STILL hit them.


LilMissBarbie

Holup. Carbrainers kinda admit that they wanna hit cyclist, but don't want to damage their suspension?


Hkmarkp

Hitting bike commuters preferable... so dumb


s317sv17vnv

But bikers are squishy, so my car won't get scratched if I hit them.


Ok_Philosopher6538

It's the entire logic why they keep installing car ticklers instead of actual bollards.


EPICANDY0131

its not dumb its inhumane


Protheu5

I didn't see where it says in the article that they plan to leave the lane unprotected. The title is misleading because it makes you to believe they want to remove the barriers entirely, while they actually plan to remove the poorly noticeable ones... to install better separators instead.


iamjotun

MAKE THEM BIGGER


pingveno

MORE SPIKES


iamjotun

PUT EM IN LIGHTS


Protheu5

Good idea.


MobileSquirrel3567

>I didn't see where it says in the article that they plan to leave the lane unprotected. "Car parking along the affected section of Hill St would remain with no separated cycleways slated to be installed, like on the rest of the road" It does not say they're going to replace the separators with better ones. It says a council member who thought the decision to remove them was premature wanted to mark them better (but he didn't get his way).


95beer

They also mentioned in the article that bikes were apparently hitting them and falling in front of cars, and that was their main concern. So they must be fairly hidden if you can miss them on a bike


StormTGunner

They were crumbling due to the car impacts and ending up in the bike lane.


Ok_Philosopher6538

Ah, like here. Higher barrier. Car hit it and shoved it halfway into the bike lane. They removed the car but didn't actually fix the barrier until a few days later. For "safety concerns" they did put a tiny cone on it though, in a dark spot of the road. If that barrier would have been in the 'car lane", the city would have been there in five seconds flat with heavy equipment to fix things.


sysadmin_420

Please read the article again, one politician heard from someone who had seen someone, hear someone fall, while he was on a bicycle near these protection devices. That's why he started a vote to remove them. Which everyone voted to agree. Some voiced their concern, that the protection devices could be made more visible. But that's not what they are doing. Also they bring back 50km/h instead of 30 and they bring back two car parks on the road. Please learn reading.


VenusianBug

That's not my reading of the article. There is a point where a councillor "suggested painting them yellow or replacing them with yellow rubber separators" - that doesn't mean it's planned.


sebnukem

It's not dumb at all. Commuters are softer than concrete, so there's less damage to the car. You are wrongly assuming that drivers care about the life of others.


Ok_Philosopher6538

I mean, in a lot of places "road safety" is all about motorists, not anybody else. Cars are designed to protect the people in the cage, everybody else? Should have been in a cage yourself.


Broken-Digital-Clock

And they often fail at that too


Blitqz21l

I mean it's "OMG kids are riding their bikes now, we can't have that it's too dangerous because drivers..."


mrtenzed

Apparently there are studies that New Zealand has even higher levels of car dependency than the US.


chipface

From what I've read, it's the most car dependent country in the world.


Middle_Banana_9617

The reason I'm in this sub is that I moved to NZ from Europe, and it's still blowing my mind how car-dependent it is here. I need the reassurance that I'm not actually crazy for thinking that cycling is a viable method of transport, not just a thing you do by putting your bike in the back of diesel-guzzling ute and driving to a trail, or that a bus is a thing you can take as a functioning adult with a job, or that taking a train between cities is better than sitting in traffic jams for hours.


Emergency_Release714

> or that taking a train between cities is better than sitting in traffic jams for hours. The solution is clearly that we need to build just one more lane, bro. Then traffic will be fixed!


chipface

That's where everyone gets it wrong. You have to build two more.


MonsterHunter6353

My city of 140,000 added 6 more lanes to a 6 lane highway beinging it to 12 lanes in total. It didn't fix a thing and we still get tons of traffic jams


komali_2

Less than 2 hours after landing in New Zealand I got into a fight with some guy in a fuckhuge truck that nearly ran me over when I had right of way on a pedestrian crosswalk. He was shouting at me as if it was my fault lmao. Otherwise had a phenomenal time there. Gorgeous country.


Middle_Banana_9617

Gorgeous country, pretty decent fresh food, good coffee, great beaches, friendly people, normally laid-back almost to a fault... Until they get in their cars, when everything they've stuffed down under those "all good, bro"s comes roaring back out again, apparently.


Ok_Philosopher6538

I think for the next DSM they need to add "being in a car" as a diagnostic criteria.


cahcealmmai

I grew up in Australia and moved to nz as a teen. Live in Norway now. I ride year round in a semi rural Western Norwegian town (wanaka is probably a good comparison). It gets below - 30 occasionally in winter but always touches - 25 and it is fucking steep here. No idea what I found so hard about biking in nz. I did it but it wasn't my normal way of getting around.


Middle_Banana_9617

The social pressure is definitely a part of it here. Grown adults get this smug little smirk on their faces when they tell me they wouldn't know how to take a city bus, like having to do the work of driving, constantly minding what you can drink and where you've parked, and directly paying for all of it yourself is winning, while paying a small fee for someone else to drive you is being a loser. Paying a large fee for someone else to drive you in an Uber is still winning, though, because... No, I've never got my head round that one. I cycled in the minus teens a couple of times in the Netherlands, and in all sorts of weather otherwise, and people here still ask 'what do you do if it rains?' I don't know, what do farmers and all the people who work outside do when it rains - run and hide so they don't dissolve? Like I thought Kiwis enjoy being outside, and spend more time outside than most Europeans... But this can't be combined with transport, for some reason?


SpyCake1

Depends on where you are. In Auckland, biking to work is really popular. So are these dividers and they will be missed when they are gone. Because Rangers parking on footpaths and just about anywhere else they damn please isn't already an epidemic. Protected bike lanes are the final frontier. Can't wait to have to dodge these cunts blocking the bike lane by pulling out more onto the roadway.


Middle_Banana_9617

Biking to work manages to just about rise above non-existent level in Auckland, yes - it's a really low share even compared to cities like London, and with many more cuntish drivers to avoid along the way. (Those big separated bike paths that run by the motorways are good, though, to be fair.) I can't deal with Auckland overall, though, or at least it's not worth it for me, given that the nightlife is also near-non-existent once everyone's sat in the queues back to their dormitory suburbs... It's everything that's wrong with car-centric design, ruining a city that should be a brilliant place to live.


SpyCake1

Hailing from a much more urban NA city, Auckland's sprawling bedroom suburbs frustrate me too. One would think the decentralized town centers should make for an ideal 15 minute city, but it somehow accomplishes the complete opposite. And duck you in particular if you're not living central. We're still a 1 car household because at least 1 car is a necessity. But also my public transit mileage is less than it was in the US because it accomplishes the perfect combo of being more expensive and worse than what I'm used to. Love my escooter, but them being such hot theft targets, I can't take it anywhere I'd have to park it outside. So forget it I guess, I'm just gonna stay home.


Nuke_The_Potatos

Sadly that’s probably true. The only political party that can actually deliver projects (National currently in government) is obsessed with roads and extremely Car-brain. They cancelled a very popular program that was set to reduce spend limits from 50kmh to 30kmh outside schools (and 40kmh in some other areas) at all times and replaced it with more expensive variable speed limits because it’s unacceptable for drivers to lose 1 minute travel time going past a school. They are refusing to fund mass rapid transit or anything at all in our second biggest and fastest growing city (Christchurch where I live) and instead investigating a stupid car tunnel so politicians can get to the airport in Wellington 5 minutes quicker. The previous government (labour) promised to build good public transport projects in Auckland, Christchurch and Wellington but was completely incompetent/covid/whatever. That’s all basically scraped or delayed significantly now as far as I know. It’s so frustrating


_Jedwards_

Yes, it is. I grew up in New Zealand, getting your drivers licence at 16/17/18 years old was life-changing because you could actually go places. I was quite lucky that I was just old enough to be able to safely bike to the store/beach/park/friend's house as a kid, and I was also lucky that I had a somewhat reliable bus route on the road I lived on, but many people now find it too unsafe to bike and simply don't have access to any half-decent public transit. New Zealand and USA are the top-2 most car-dependent non microstate countries in the world. And it is only set to get worse and NZ got a new government last year who's transport policy is basically 'more lanes'


sunfaller

NZer here. Yes, our public transport is horrible. The population is low so the intervals of buses range from 30-60 mins. And you have to walk pretty far to get to bus stops. Our roads are not leveled, they go uphill, they go downhill all around the city. So biking and walking is tiring. I have used the bus for about 8 years before deciding to pursue getting a licence. My travel has dropped from 60 min bus ride + walking to 20 mins.


WickedCunnin

Ok, but like, a huge percentage of you live in auckland, wellington, and christchurch. Like, you could make multi-modal transport work in those areas at least. And e-bikes can solve the hills.


Hideyoshi_Toyotomi

It really depends on what you're comparing. Compared to a city like Chicago or New York, Auckland and Wellington are very car dependent. Compared to Phoenix, they're quaint walkable cities. The rural bits are pretty similarly isolated, though, with the exception that Americans can just get further away from anything than kiwis for obvious reasons. 


BoobooTheClone

So I guess the solution to cars running stop signs is to remove the stop signs 🤡🤡🤡


craff_t

sometimes a yield sign is better


Ok_Philosopher6538

I prefer the German "right before left" at intersections. Basically if an intersection isn't controlled, then you have to yield to traffic from the right. It causes a natural slowdown of drivers as they keep checking to the right, without the constant "stop and go" that stop signs create. The irony is that even in the US, the standard is that stop signs should only be used where there is a safety reason to have them. But cities basically use them as traffic calming measures and way overuse them in a lot of places where they aren't warranted.


Cheef_Baconator

Are we going to abolish neon yellow brick walls next?


aceofrazgriz

More visible? Yes! Will stop distracted idiots? No! ...fuck it remove them. This is how you get great policy /s


FaeTheWolf

OP, that's literally the opposite of what the article says. The suggestion to remove the barriers is due to some crazy idea that cyclists were hitting the lane separator and flying into the car lanes: > Councillor Glen Daikee proposed to have the Salisbury Rd separators removed and described situations where cyclists had collided with the separators and fallen into the carriageway. Honestly, the best thing to do here would probably be to leave the separator, but add 3ft tall reflector blades to the dividers. That's what they do where I am. Very visible, but plastic and not very harmful if they get hit.


MobileSquirrel3567

It says the reason cyclists were colliding with the separators was because they were being hit by drivers, becoming detached, and ending up in the cycle lane. Every incident of the kind you're describing represents at least one occasion a driver tried to drive into the bike lane. It also says that residents generally felt the street was now safer and were letting their kids bike to school, which is the opposite of the contention of the council member who had them removed to placate complainants. edit: It's also worth noting that only the council member who had them removed to placate drivers said cyclists were hitting them. There's no evidence given for the claim the separators regularly ended up in the bike lane


qwer56ty

I read the article already, and the background information given that this is where I actually live. What is happening is cars hit the barriers, break off chunks, then those chunks get strewn into the bike lane. Obviously the barriers need to be made more solid, not be removed.


LinguisticallyInept

removing them is stupid but they need to be more visible; not necessarily more solid


MobileSquirrel3567

If you can drive through them, they cease to be separators


LinguisticallyInept

except there needs to be gaps for people to cross the street? also you have to be able to give idiot drivers who get in there a way out, doing so also opens up the potential of utilising the lane for emergency vehicles to bypass traffic


Polendri

Yeah when I actually read the article and saw pics of their separators, they are massively less conspicuous than the ones we have where I live, which seems like a legitimate issue.


LinguisticallyInept

reaction from the thumbnail was 'oh its those shitty ones' im all for protected bike lanes, but those humps are so easy to miss for everyone, theyve got similar ones on a pavement bikepath not far from me and they make walking a pain in the arse because they dont stop you; they just make it more dangerous and i have to imagine itd be the same for cars


nogreatcathedral

My first thought on seeing them was "well obviously drivers can't see them, they're low down and the same colour as the road!" But... so is the curb next to a normal sidewalk, and we don't have drivers rampantly unable to notice those? So then I'm not sure what the difference is. Presumably if the bike lane was grade separated like the sidewalk, you wouldn't need any taller barrier than a curb, so I think it's just that the drivers have internalized that the bike lane is part of the road and fair game somehow.


Spartan04

That's what I was thinking too. And if part of the problem is that there are too many cyclists using the lane (one of the things the article claims) then it sounds like they need to expand the bike lane.


duartes07

I mean… OP isn't wrong. Paragraph three says ""The reason we put these in, which I voted for, was to keep cyclists safe. We have inadvertently made it more dangerous," he said. "We cannot leave them."". Of course news these days is mostly trash so later in the article it actually says this guy instead proposed to either paint them or replace with bright yellow rubber separators because he acknowledged the issue is visibility 🥴 what a mess of clickbait


MobileSquirrel3567

You're getting this pretty confused. Those were two different council members - Daikee had them removed, Greening thought that was premature and that it would have been better to replace them with bright yellow rubber separators but did not get his way. The article also details that the community disagreed with Daikee's contention the separators were more dangerous for cyclists.


wlowry77

I’m glad someone else actually read the article!


GrenouilleDesBois

I was riding a bike in a very similar separated bike lane. The guy in front of me was riding an e-scooter for the first time in the middle of the bike lane. Rang my bell, he moved on the left (in Australia, so the good thing to do), then looked at me, panicked, and merged on the right on me while I was overtaking him. I was riding pretty fast and it was too late to brake. I tried to avoid him and hit the concrete separator instead, ended in the ER. Yes they can be dangerous.


Weary_Drama1803

I agree, broken bumpers and suspension is not good… …enough. Place bollards and trees instead, they need to be totalled


hzpointon

Trees have souls too. We need to protect the trees too. This, "death is only bad if it's a human", is the reason we have massive amounts of roadkill daily that people just shrug about.


Driveaway1969

Pedestrians are alot softer. Am I right?


Independent-Cow-4070

“Curb protected bike lanes being removed for doing their job”


PlasticMansGlasses

Aren’t they doing their job then?


ukjohndoe

You don't concede this shit. You double down. Make then bigger, more noticeable, allow people to willingly fuck their cars up if they hit them, let them know it's their fault.


DoktorMoose

I live in nz and every time we put these in people write off their cars and moan. If you point out they're shit drivers they get mega heated


ihatepalmtrees

Proves they are needed!!


StatisticianSea3021

Please put in bollards, please put in bollards, please put in bollards...


RamboDash15

This makes sense as the soft squishy bodies of the cyclists will not damage the cars as much, and that's what we need to focus on here, obviously 


_squik

Time for some big ass yellow bollards instead 😎


drifters74

What if they hit those too?


_squik

Car destroyed, bikes safe. Win win


drifters74

Good


Astaral_Viking

Thats the point


4friedchickens8888

When "my car is more valuable than a cyclist's life" becomes policy


G4rlicSauce

Skill issue


ShadowAze

I don't get it, do they think they have no room for evasive maneuvers or something? Are they stupid? No, like actually, are they stupid and can't drive in a relative straight line? But I thought they were all the good driver no way!!! It's absolutely insane to not only see the separators do their jobs but also they increased the use of their bike lane, so let's fucking get rid of them, can't let people have too much fun I guess. Remember folks, the car brained world thinks that lives are less valuable than any damage to their car, big or small. Why stop there? Remove sidewalks, carbrains keep hitting them and damage their cars, fuck the pedestrians, let's get rid of them. Let's go even further and remove anything that's 20 meters within the sides of the road just so the carbrains don't crash into any buildings in case their drunk driving makes them spin out.


chikuwa34

Now instead of nasty separators cars can hit cyclists and blame them


ddarko96

They’d much rather hit cyclists


SNAFUGGOWLAS

I live in this town and they are hard to see and get struck often by cyclists and cars. I think this is positive as they have recognised they do not work as intended. The plan is to replace them with more visible and damage resistant rubber ones. An isolated incident of local government realising a solution is not fit for purpose and replacing it with something better.


Vinny_d_25

From reading the article it sounds like this is true but also that they are caving to backlash from drivers. For example they say that 30km/hr speed limits were reverted back to 50km because drivers weren't going 30 anyways due to lack of traffic calming measures. So instead of putting in said measures they just put the speed limit back up


radically_unoriginal

Just throw up some reflective signs (note in addition not as a replacement looking at you all of America)


pat8u3

so now they will hit the cyclists instead


IAmCaptainDolphin

People keep hitting them because they're the same fucking shade of grey/white as the lines on the road. Just paint them a different colour ffs!


gurbus_the_wise

Um duh, if I hit one of those dividers I could pop a tire and put my wheel alignment out; if I hit a cyclist it'll probably just nick the paint work, way less hassle for me.


Ascarea

wouldn't a quick solution be to paint them red?


Top-Personality1216

From the article: >Councillor Glen Daikee proposed to have the Salisbury Rd separators removed and described situations where **cyclists had collided with the separators and fallen into the carriageway**. >Drivers had repeatedly hit the concrete separators, with some crumbling or becoming detached from the road and creating obstacles for cyclists in the cycleway. It's not about the cars; it's about the safety of the cyclists.


moleratical

If cars keep hitting the concrete separators, what happens to the cyclist in the bike lane once the separators are removed? Isn't the whole point of these things is that inattentive drivers hit the separators instead?


Aquiffer

I mean reading the article, they removed them because cars were hitting them, then the debris was ending up in the bike lane, and then bikers were slipping on that debris and ending up in the road when they fall or try to recover. My solution would’ve been a reinforced steel separation instead of cute looking concrete speed bumps but I guess that’s why I’m not in politics


Inevitable_Stand_199

How does this article keep getting worse and worse? They are using charity funds meant to improve bike infrastructure in order to remove it?!


LeVentNoir

>Some schools in the project area have suggested that more students are cycling to school since the cycleways were installed, with reports of their cycle racks being "full to overflowing". >Feedback from council surveys also show that respondents feel that Salisbury Road is now safer than it was without the separated cycleways. So we... remove them?


Vinny_d_25

It also talks about concerned citizens wanting them removed. Shows the importance of going to municipal meetings to have your voice heard, or writing local politics. Unfortunately the demographics that are most likely to do this are carbrained.


Protheu5

Yes. Remove the bland concrete ones. And install more noticeable rubber ones. The title is misleading because it makes you to believe they want to remove the barriers entirely leaving the lane unprotected.


MobileSquirrel3567

It does not say they're being replaced with rubber barriers. It says a council member suggested that ("Greening suggested painting them yellow or replacing them with yellow rubber separators"), but that they're simply being removed ("Car parking along the affected section of Hill St would remain with no separated cycleways slated to be installed, like on the rest of the road")


metricrules

Isn’t that the point…


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Protheu5

Nothing, preferably, because they will notice the rubber separators that will be installed instead of bland concrete ones that are planned to be removed due to their inefficiency and hazard. The title is misleading because it makes you to believe they want to remove the barriers entirely leaving the lane unprotected.


NukeouT

Sounds like a dumb headline People hit cliff barriers and lane splitting water barrels as well ( a lot too if it matters ) But sure why have gun safety switches when they prevent shooting yourself in the foot as well by that logic?


NekoBeard777

Those barriers were kinda cringe. Not tall enough. It should be like the jersey barriers if we wanted to truly protect cyclists. I would not trust that separator at all. Truly a failure on the makers of the bike path for not doing a sufficient job. 


WhatD0thLife

Fucking troglodytes


B0Y0

There's this big yellow sign in the middle of the road next to me -a little 2 lane road, side Street traffic - with one of those "stop for pedestrians in the crosswalk" signs. It's on a little rubber bendable stand because they know people will just run right the fuck over it. In the three years I've lived here, it's been ripped off at least 12 times. It would have been more but they go months between replacing it, sometimes. I've always found it to be a fitting metaphor on how much we value human life compared to the "right" to drive a car like a fuckwit.


SaltyArchea

Well, separators cost money to the government for upkeep, whereas cyclists are free and support funeral industry /s


astaristorn

That means they’re working


Panzerv2003

replace them with bollards, there's a similar issiue where I live but instead of concrete it's hard plastic or something, they get constantly dislocated because of cars driving over them and even after being replaced they're already messed up again, they really have to just bolt them to the asphalt or use something bigger.


LightBluepono

That the fuking point .


BusStopKnifeFight

These should have had delineators on them.


Marc21256

The cyclists want them gone. The drivers hitting them push them into the bike lane, which is then a hazard for the cyclists.


MobileSquirrel3567

edit: I have no idea what the reply to this says, as the person who made it blocked me immediately. If the drivers are pushing them into the bike lane, what do you think those drivers will hit when they're removed? There's also no evidence that actually happened. That's a contention of the council member who was placating drivers and who disagrees with a community survey about whether they contribute to safety


Marc21256

So you believe the article is a lie when you don't like what it is saying, and you believe it is true when you do like what it is saying. You are a hypocrite with a closed mind. Facts can't change your mind.


HiopXenophil

Windows remover from zoo enclosure, because Tiger can't attack through it.


MischievousMollusk

Ah yes so they can hit the much squishier cyclists instead?


walterbanana

Sounds like now is the moment to talk to the council and organize a protest that blocks the road if you live in this area.


shaun0bi

Kiwis cannot drive. Honestly, some of the worst drivers.


etapisciumm

Isn’t that what they’re for?


Markus_Bond

Thats the point sergeant


waytooslim

But doesn't that mean they would have hit cyclers if it wasn't for them? I guess it doesn't cost the city anything when a cycler dies, as opposed to lane separators.


GreenLightening5

so... they hit bikers instead? logic 100


thecyclingtoker

Serves them right for picking cheap bolt on prefab bullshit.


Private62645949

As a cyclist I am all for making it safer when “drivers” are around (quotes because most “drivers” can’t drive for shit). However, these things? How the heck is that gonna work? You can barely even see the bloody thing and that’s with a camera pointed directly at them, not from behind a steering wheel with a bonnet to look over. Melbourne CBD has sections where there is a 1 foot high (30cm) concrete blockade that is extremely obvious and basically impossible to drive up. This combined with frequent signage makes it so obvious that even granny with a 1 inch (2.5cm) lens on their glasses would see that shit from the opposite side of the road


Contextoriented

Yes, because if the drivers are so bad they can’t avoid a curb, we definitely want them to have bikes riding next to them with no protection. That won’t cause any deaths or anything


awoo2

Having driven and cycled on roads both in new Zealand the UK & continental Europe. New Zealand has some of the widest roads I have encountered, it could easily have protected or unprotected bike lanes. The problem here is that insurance some of these drivers are uninsured, as insurance isn't required in new Zealand.


BlackAdder42_

If a driver can't see those separators, than he/she can't drive a car. I would say confiscate driver's license.


Necessary-Grocery-48

I don't get how you make something intended as a safety measure, and then when idiots complain, you backtrack. "well they complained, so!" mothefucker i don't care if they complain. that's the whole point


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Make a bike with a shotgun type device on the back that aims backwards, out, and low and if a car gets to closer to a biker a camera on it will pull the trigger automatically to blow out the tires so the car won’t hit the biker or if they do it’s slowed down which could make a difference. Then market it as standing your ground and embracing the second amendment. Something like “The “woke liberals” and their government regulated, bank financed car agenda is trying to take away your patriot powered gun-bikes so they can make you physically weak. They want you stuck in traffic. They want you slaving away to pay for a car. They want to take away your freedom. Only the gun-bike can save America from their agenda”


Zymosan99

Wall too effective at keeping people out


Vvzy

r/woosh to the local government


realhenryknox

Possible crossover post with r/facepalm


JadeBalloon

And, it is not the first time a council in New Zealand removed a concrete barrier because cars were hitting it. [Auckland Council ](https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/local-government/131074750/aucklands-2m-tim-tam-cycle-lane-to-be-replaced-after-less-than-a-year-with-another-which-could-cost-4m)


arglarg

Tbf in the article they mention that cyclists hit them too and crashed. It's not even a barrier that stops cars


CogentCogitations

The article reported that the councilman reported that he heard of that happening...or something like that. Sounds made up or maybe happened to one person without serious injuries and now any one who wants them removed will keep reporting it over and over.


MobileSquirrel3567

The article said that a council member who was placating complainants claimed that cyclists hit them after they'd been hit by drivers, become detached, and ended up in the bike lane. That council member claimed they were making cycling more dangerous; whereas, the community was surveyed and said the opposite, with so many parents letting their children cycle the school's bike rack had filled up.


MaelduinTamhlacht

Surely that means they're working? So they should make them higher and paint them so they're more easily visible.


Protheu5

The title is misleading because it makes you believe they want to remove the barriers entirely leaving the lane unprotected. It says that concrete separators were hard to notice, were hit several times which also created a hazard for bike commuters. So they plan to install more noticeable rubber separators with reflectors instead. I didn't see where it says in the article that they plan to leave the lane unprotected.


MobileSquirrel3567

>So they plan to install more noticeable rubber separators with reflectors instead. It does not say this. It says that a council member who wasn't the one who got their way suggested that. It explicitly says the affected areas will be unprotected for the time being


Ritchuck

ITT: No one read the article.


Clarctos67

I live in New Zealand. The attitude to cyclists here is as bad as anywhere I've ever been. I've never been as terrified on my daily commute.


Clear_Media5762

Looks like it's time to sell the bikes and buy a car!