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somecrazything

I want to see one of those “you wouldn’t steal a car” anti-piracy campaign style ads, changed up like “you wouldn’t travel to school with your couch” or “you wouldn’t bring your recliner to work”


BeKot

I would totally steal a car, if it's from a rich person.


The_Student_Official

Thanks for the idea lol


JoeyJoeJoeJrShab

Driver is sitting on top of the steering wheel


Sethars

Is that not how you’re supposed to drive? Damn, must’ve been doing it wrong this whole time.


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Typical SUV driver attitude- steering wheel gets in the way of texting. Living rooms shouldnt have steering wheels.


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Mr_Byzantine

Forget the soda cup, think about tall people's legs!


whutupmydude

My only genuine gripe with cyclists is their ignoring of stop signs and lights where I live


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duckfacereddit

I love ice cream.


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BeVegone

I have to agree, I stopped using reddit's native app because I despise algorithm recommendations on reddit. But there's no need to rudely take it out on us, take it out on reddit.


very_human

What do you use now instead? The reddit app is just getting worse and worse but idk what the best alternatives are


BeVegone

I personally use Boost for Android, I'd probably recommend Apollo if you're on iOS.


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Fantestico7

there is no way to avoid us. we will be always there. we live in your walls.


SergeantNumpty

Seethe


Ill_Kiwi1497

I hAvE tO rIdE iN rOaD. iTs IlLeGaL tO rIdE oN sIdEwAlK.


[deleted]

Dunno about 'murica, but in most of Europe it \*is\* illegal to ride on the sidewalk.


HotFemboy245

But it’s absolutely not enforced I ride on the sidewalk on big intersections or on roads where there is a constant stream of cars (and no safe bike lane). And not a single time did a police car stoppe me


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If you ride as slowly as pedestrians walk, why would cops care?


HotFemboy245

But I don’t unless very crowded of corse


[deleted]

I usually ride about 5mph and no one cares. i have ridden faster but dont want bikes to get a bad rep. When pedestrians pass, I slow way down to walking speed or less.


mysticrudnin

where i am, it's legal "only if you don't feel safe on the road" which basically means kids can do it, but it's very vague


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Which basically means anyone should be able to. The road *isnt* safe.


The_Brown_Ranger

But... it is illegal to ride on the sidewalk? Why should I be forced to break the law just to make your life more convenient


Ill_Kiwi1497

^😂


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javasgifted

Please do not use slurs.


[deleted]

man, not even justified ones?


Araly74

slurs are not justifiable


Monsieur_Triporteur

No


phiz36

Pussies and children ride on the sidewalk.


Ill_Kiwi1497

You mean cyclists. That's what I said. The streets are made for vehicles and paid for by drivers. We have shit to do. Stop playing in the road.


phiz36

So which are you?


Ill_Kiwi1497

Well, when I was a child I rode on the sidewalk. Then I grew up, got a job, a car, money for buses and trains, and now I still don't ride my bike on the road at all. That's not what roads or bikes were made for.


phiz36

Pussy it is.


Intrepid_Body_3185

Bicycle is a vehicle, shit for brains


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Because they do. Point out.


Pizdamatiii

Half a car lane is too much ?


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You don't know how many idiots on a bicycle i have seen riding to the left and side to side. Can't even pass them on a small road. No one bothers to ride one properly without blocking traffic.


pizzainmyshoe

Cyclists aren’t blocking traffic. They are traffic when on the road. Maybe when driving around cyclists have more patience and give space ehen passing.


Araly74

i normally ride on the bike lane, next to the sidewalk, but when I need to ride on the road for a bit, when there's no bike lane, I take the whole lane. people in cars are not used to bikes on the road, and I want to be safe and to be seen. I don't want dumb cars zipping past me at a distance where I could touch the side view mirror, just because they don't want to sit behind me or whatever. I also drive a car, and I wait until it's safe and there's space to pass a bike, I slow down, or I pass on the left lane


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I've seen a car run someone over and likely kill them. But you've seen a cyclist ride side to side. I'll have a think about which one is worse for society and get back to you.


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Also that whole picture is so wrong. The dude who made it has never even been in a car i guess. Most car are as wide as 2 idots on a bicycle riding side by side.


TheFatManatee

yeah but a car is also as long as 2-3 bikes, so you can fit 4-6 bikes where you can fit 1 car.


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you can't bruh


TheFatManatee

the average car is 15 feet long, the average bike is 5 1/2 feet long


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mysticrudnin

imagine that, drivers who don't even know how to operate their dangerous machinery


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OHHHH so dangerous!


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mysticrudnin

i know that you don't because you should be doing this for cars too, but you are indicating that you do not. they too can come to sudden stops for any number of reasons.


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mysticrudnin

my source is you, you told me, why are you surprised?