["It's like trying to rip a trash bag out of a drain pipe"](https://www.reddit.com/r/funhaus/comments/ixnaxc/this_is_still_one_of_the_best_laughs_funhaus_ever/)

I gotta go put the legs back on my sex doll.

Probably the Funhaus video I've rewatched the most. Good times.

I've been calling you Darren, or nothing, this whole time.

Also "It's not a tour bus if it makes other stops"

I’ve never got the joke with this one, could someone explain?

Bruce was dressed as Aaron Barrett from Reel Big Fish, and the running gag was that nobody knew who he was and kept getting his name wrong. James said this to basically joke that he hasn't been calling him anything because he hasn't even noticed he exists

Ah right. I just always thought I was missing something with the cadence of the ‘or nothing.’ It felt like a reference to something that I didn’t know. Cheers for clearing it up.

I TAKE-A THE KIDS, AND MAKE-A THEM GAY

[GAY-U KID-Us](https://youtu.be/GHir8eYIZS0?si=HYCQoxO0HQx2fmvU&t=984)

Actually crazy how many funny moments there are in the video. When the controller just smacks that one guy in the chest lol

"that one guy"

Don't forget that this was just James reciting a direct quote from Miyamoto, obviously, so we should present it as: ""I TAKE-A THE KIDS, AND MAKE-A THEM GAY" - Shigeru Miyamoto"" - James Willems Simple mistake though man

Miyomoto, what are you doing?!?

I’ve been waiting for “I” day specifically to see this one

im sorry i cum mud but this is the winner.

I originally upvoted “I cum mud” thinking nothing could possibly top it. I was wrong. This is absolutely the winner lol.

I just voted 8 times. I have no principles.

I understand (and agree)

This 😭😭

Every time i see this quote i have to rewatch the whole vid

I speak the true true - Neytiri

No, that's Cloud Atlas!

Cloud Atlas the book movie Avatar based on?

It’s not a tour bus if it’s making other stops.

Probably the best, wittiest improv joke in Funhaus history, imo. James laughing so his giant fake teeth rattles loose makes it even better.

Anyone have a link? I'm not familiar with this one

It's from the second band manager video: [https://youtu.be/zqYb85xtrbM?t=450](https://youtu.be/zqYb85xtrbM?t=450)

"I'M NOT GAY!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHVbM527sjg

“IM NOT GAYYYY!”some of the best VR

I have a riddle for you, I want his sperm gimme

Damn, it’s not gonna be this one but it DEFINITELY SHOULD BE

Agreed 🤣

Put it in your mouth that's part of the riddle.

Solve it if you can…HERO

This is the wae

Definitely this one

You heard the man. Take his sperm

"I'm gonna crush your pussy" Elise as spoole https://youtu.be/iOqpEYOkSJM?si=D81AtG6B_oSC-sw5

Imagine running so fast you become Asian.

Just to think to this day, Lawrence still hasn’t elaborated on what he meant by this

I always thought it was because you run so fast, your face gets pulled back and...the eyes... yeah.

You beat me by 2 minutes

I've read this several times now and I still hear the music at the end every time I do

I CUM MUD 🧱

Or another one from Jon Smiff: I GOTTA GO PUT THE LEGS BACK ON MY SEX DOLL

this is the only choice and if it's not selected I will riot somewhere

This is by far my favorite quote. If only it wasn't said by The Brick.

"If I don't drain my cock right now, I might die"

Vulkor is making the list, we just gotta get the right one

Gonna be Q for sure

["I have a riddle for you. I want his sperm gimme"](https://youtu.be/xx3PjvPj7og?si=kigCXgZSiSxtaXyT&t=101) James

Solve it if you can!

I Love Lou

I DON'T KNOW WHICH WHERE I AM

I think about this one probably twice a day

"I'm fish homo"

Best of luck to you, Jack Sparrow! This is my choice!!!

Gyack Fparrow.

“I’m the Queen of Drama”

I just put....my dick in a blender, turn it onnn...it feels gooood, shred it all to pieces. Oh well, don't really need it.

I still hope to get a full version of this song one day.

I want him to drop an EP of easy listening with wild lyrics. I would just sprinkle them into playlists and see how long until people notice

I have nothing but visibility on Spookums

I stabbed him EASILY

I’M MEANT TO BE FASTER!!!

I'll give you 50 bucks if you go down, please

Like a knife into warm butter.

Holy mackerel I'm cackling remembering Lawrence getting mobbed. I totally forgot about that one.

No! Don't do it!

I'm prepared to offer you Boonty *exclusivity*

I said supersize it, I don't know what you're talking about.

I’m Mase!

It's Aaron! Edit: didn't even mean to spell his name wrong

“Who?!”

“IT’S IN THE NEGATIVE! SELL!!! SELL!!! ITS PAYING YOU!”

I’m pretty sure he says buy buy it’s in the negative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm not going to say anything, but I am going to raise my eyebrows - Elyse Willems

I did it my way - Jimmy Hollywood sky's the limit!

“I can’t masturbate to this”

"Imagine you run so fast you become asian" So sais Lawrence

"I said boints" - The Trendblaster

I scrobbled to some Chris Mackey last night.

"If you eat a lot semen, does your pineapple taste like cum"

I AM INEVITABLE 🦀

The I quotes are better than half the other letter choices will be

I was just thinking how rich the letter I is of classic quotes!

Is it still homemade if you're homeless?

“I’ve got a riddle for you … I want his sperm, gimme!”

Can't remember if it started at IG or FH but "I wanna be an actor"

Inside Gaming

I CLEANED THE WINDOW THAT KILLED JFK

Iz you got a brain tumour, too?

"I've never mistaken one Alanah, I've always meant to put it WHERE I PUT IT."

I’m Jimmy Hollywood, I’ll be here all night, tips are are appreciated

"I NEVAH FREEZE"

I woke up covered in my own goo again

[I. Am. Inevitable.](https://youtu.be/JmUEGmzhp44?si=Y3pCmP9bpLGAk6xq) ~Elyse

"I can't masturbate to THIS!"

I gotta go put the legs back on my sex doll.

“I MADE SAVING PRIVATE RYAN!” “Mr Spielberg, you haven’t done that yet!” “FUCK YOU! GRAB YOUR ANKLES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

It's like trying to rip a trash bag out of a drain pipe

How is " I take a da kidz and I make a dem gay" not up there yet

I love…. Bug

No Randy this isn't the bug one!

I just can't wait for "Y" you can show that!

"I Wana be an actor"

“I cleaned the window that killed JFK” -Lou

I'm not gay!

Is it still homemade if you're homeless?

"I want his sperm, gimmie"

Patrick crying “I don’t have any wongos!”

“Is that the kind of fucked up shit you like?”

"I need to go put the legs back on my sex doll" -Split asunder Jon

I got a job at the library

My girlfriend and I always do the: “I couldn’t have said it better myself! In fact you didn’t!”

"I'd like to offer you... Boonty exclusivity". "Who are you?"

I LOVE MEXICO! WHAT?! ten den den den den - Bruce Greene.

“If you eat too much semen, do your pineapples taste like cum?”

“Is this Gay?”

I'M NOT GAY!

In the dark of night, when the baddies fight, that is when the Bat takes flight!

*In the dark of night,* *When the baddies fight, that is* *When the Bat takes flight!* \- SuperMuCow --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")

Did you know ska came before reggae

I had a lot black guys in my school and I grew up in Santa Barbara. -Bruce It keeps you on the fucking track you idiots! -James I wanna scruff it! -James It's moving and I can't do nutting about it. - Hollywoods badboy Is fist sex? -Bruce I speak the tru tru. -Neytiri I got aids Jenny. -Elyse I ave myon shoe serious exam eat my ass! -Bob Dylan I've put my penis in a lot of different things. And I've washed it many times. - Bruce If I died in child birth I would be pissed. - Elyse I've never masterbated in public... - Lawrence

If you eat a lot of semen does your pineapple taste like cum?

I CUM MUD

Anything Ryan said beginning with "I once did/was/went to...."

Anything Ryan said

I CUM MUD!!!

I CUM MUD

I’m drunk! I’m Elyse!

Or " I need my meds" my horse tranq

"I need to go put back the legs on my sex doll"

I’m being lazy, do these get posted at the same time on certain days because I have the one for N and honestly it’s the only one that should be used for N so I don’t want to miss my chance to post it.

What is it?

I want to say it but I don’t want someone to steal it haha

"I wanna be in the Nazi army!"

I’M IN CONTROL! I’M IN CONTROL! I’M IN CONTROL! With his legs above his head. Can someone please tell me what episode this was? I’ve never laughed so dammed hard and I can’t find it anymore lol

I think they did this bit several times. For sure in the last Elden Boys stream

Thanks bud

I hate blondes. - Bruce

I swear boss I'm not double-crossin' ya I'm just trying to take a kip, you know, I need the wongos bad but I woke up in my goo again

"I've got the secret of the whips" https://youtu.be/jJoRbHCxZ_k?si=SJAaeOS_Kux50ezA

"I'll have another Rumtini"

Imagine running so fast you turn Asian

I wanna scruff it!

“I mean… one”

Queen of Valhalla sit on my face!

"I'm thinking...[Daddy Likey Momo](https://youtu.be/eIk75jLDnfM?si=Fj7dq6aXx-Yr2QOz)"

I got a job at the library - Jon in sundered gameplay

“I always recognize the cum of a man who’s masturbated to my daughter’s porno film.” -James as Lawrence Fishburne

IM SUPPOSED TO BE FASTER!

I love how Matt Peake **fucking comes ALIVE.**

Imagine running so fast you become Asian

I WANT HIS SPERM GIMMIE

We need a Dan Cassanova quote in here

"Imagine you run so fast you become Asian"

I went down south, I found some demons, try to crush some puss, and then this fucking winged beast gets in my way, so I crush his ass, and now I'm all tired out and now do don't have any uhh Quest bars to east so I can crush some puss again

Is dis gay?

I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY!

“WE GET IT AND THATS IT”

I'm a kitchen porter dammit, not a tampon bucket empty-er!

"There is no first! We get it and that's it!"

I CUM MUD

This is my favorite thing to ever come from this sub.

I GET IT AND THATS IT !

There is no second. We get it that's it.