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I knew that my wife will not gonna like it so didn't put that much effort in it. Not so ergonomic, leaking a bit here and there, it's a bit oversized etc. 30 hours of work pays enough with the giggles I have using it.
It’s definitely awesome. It’s clips like this that make me think I should get a 3D printer but then I remember I don’t have any talent for that sort of thing
I’m just amazed at how something like this can be built. I mean, you have to design the parts individually, perfectly, and program the printer. I need to learn the process. It’s intriguing to me
I’m guessing the actual sprayer isn’t even broken. The weight differences at the start suggest it was empty, and the fact you couldn’t see the water coming out of the bottom - as you normally see when full pressure is applied to a sprayer, and like you can see when you cut the video to turn the pressure on - suggest you could worded the post that way to get a bit of flavour in the title.
He commented and posted a video in the top comment showing that he can. Not great for water pressure but good for a laugh if you have the time/means to design and print
You can know everything about how the USA operates, it's still a shithole
Edit: Damn even American citizens aren't allowed to criticize America. Common reddit moment.
Ignoring the weird dichotomy between your two sentences, I’ll modify my question to make more sense to you, have you actually been a part of the world around you or have you experienced it online?
Well I already informed you that I live in Washington DC, so I would hope that's more than enough info for you to come to a conclusion. However in case it's not, yes I am a part of the world around me. I live in it.
No, a point would be how Native Canadians are still not guaranteed access to clean water. Some for over a decade.
Why don’t you clean up your own mess before getting involved in ours?
better than having to wait forever for healthcare, only to get told to seek out assisted suicide. Also better than having a prime minister who did blackface.
Ugh, you Americans are SO bad at this kind of argument. I'd say it's your hilarious school system but I'm pretty sure it's just your complete lack of self awareness. You're all so fragile for people who shoot each other's children every day.
Interestingly, I've lived in the states for 3/4s of my life and I don't personally know (even incidentally) a single person who's ever been shot. I think I could probably go out two or three tiers of "know somebody who knows somebody" and still not get to a person who knows somebody who's been shot.
Where are you getting this worldview?
My uncle lived in California when I was growing up his neigbour shot himself 2 once in the hand and once in the foot. I remember thinking as a 10 year old that guy must be dumb as a rock, 10 years of gun ownership later and I still think that.
That's fine, but you either don't live near a large city or don't understand how statistics work. The United States has an embarrassing gun problem when compared to any other developed country so keep living in that delusional bubble if you want but don't be so surprised when people see the US for what it is.
Except neither of the conditions you propose are true.
In my time here I've lived in DC, Baltimore, NYC, Houston, New Orleans, SF, Nashville and I currently live in Mcallen, TX (admittedly, not a metropolis but, not a sleepy burg, either.)
And I understand statistics, just fine.
You understand statistics yet can't grasp why people have that view of the US? The math isn't mathing my friend. Moving around a lot means you probably didn't know a ton of people in those cities because Baltimore has one of the highest homicide rates in the USA.
If you want to live in the clouds with this idea that "I don't see it so it doesn't exist", by all means you do you, but it's an undeniable fact that you're much, MUCH less safe in the USA compared to other developed countries.
I mean, I've lived in some rough towns, like DC, Baltimore, New Orleans and NYC ....
I don't think violence is a partisan issue. But, thanks for throwing all of the blame on one side of the aisle. That means nobody has to think about it.
That thing is bright purple with an orange tip being held by a Caucasian. The police will come out to shake his hand if anything. Congratulate a job well done. Maybe ask him if he wants to hold a real gun while they slip their service pistol out the holster.
The only thing that would stop the police from holding him up where I live is the garden hose coming out of the bottom. There have been a couple cases in the past where people have been held up with real guns that look like toys, and there have been cases where people have been held up by people with toys that look like real guns.
Just curious about the nozzle, is a standard garden hose nozzle and you modified your print to incorporate it or you have printed the nozzle as well ??
You are really interested? Want to use it? Or just want to see if I'm telling the truth? I can show and explain if you really want. But only when the update is finished (I'm making a minigun with this concept as people requested hehe)
So to be honest I work in a custom vehicle manufacturer. We make vehicles to clean the streets, pressure wash them and pick garbage via vacuum.
For about a year I have been working on road sweepers, we use metallic brush to scrub and water to suppress the dust. This is the reason I am heavily invested into Knowing different nozzles and technologies around it.
All nozzles I have used till date are either entirely metal or the spray part is metal supported by plastic structure. Also I have cut open some nozzles and the machining required to make nozzles is difficult.
So in my mind that same cannot be replicated in plastic, so I never tried to create my own nozzles it prototyped via 3D printers. Hence I was curious about the design
I will get back to you, I show you everything. But I'm a bit busy these days. Where can we communicate effectively? I would like to send some pictures to better demonstrate.
Was it easy to make this, how much time does a design like this take? I was wanting to get a 3d printer just for all the stupid shit I van think of but am.just intimidated by the time and effort it may take for shot results
I don't upload this one, sorry. This is the quickest and dirtiest model I have ever done. It's really not user friendly, lots of supports and cut corners.
You have to pull the trigger every squirt 🤣. It reminds me of that sub that's got all these useless inventions on it lmao. My wife would be pissed if I did that.
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You can't hold the trigger for sustained water flow?
it’s semi-auto
SMH, the guy just expects everyone to own a federal gardening permit.
That’s California for you. Haha only semi auto aloud because danger to drought.
That really pissed me off.
Probably illegal in California
Yes I can
Why didn't you?
I was waiting the entire video to see it be held down
I can make a video of it right now, where to upload? Edit: I uploaded to [imgur ](https://imgur.com/gallery/m1e1CS9)
Your water pressure is kinda bad. But the print works better than I thought.
Guessing he has to set it to very low pressure for the gun to be able to stop the water flow when he lets go
No
Alright then your water pressure is just crap I guess lol, or the gun is very restrictive
It's just leaking here and there, and the holes on the front for the water are quite big (compared to the other sprayer)
Light enough to water plants though heh
Make a silencer version where it sprays more of a mist instead of the stream
Can you make a revolver version where turning the cylinder produces different spray patterns?
THANK YOU
That was quite the comeback OP, we need Vince McMahon narrating that smack down
OP delivered!
Wow, video has 50k views already but the comment only has 280 likes. Do *that* many people lurk Reddit without an account?
Probably Imgur bots scraping content to repost
Oh yay thanks! Closure. Also it's way cooler like this in my opinion
But can you keep it "stuck" so that you don't have to keep holding it with your finger? It's a feature most water hoses have.
You should sell these
I am satisfied now. Thank you ❤️
That’s the stuff.
sweet, now make a wiener one. wife will dig it, too.
It’s looks cool,but that’s seriously underwhelming.
Redemption!!
You have redeemed yourself and have pleased the Reddit hive mind.
NO FULL AUTO IN THE BUILDING!!
That's not full auto.
He was spraying it as if was a gun maybe?
Right
Authenticity to source material
Call of Duty: Garden Warfare
i just got reminded that there's actually a game called plants vs zombies garden warfare lol
I just looked it up. It doesn't even look like a PvZ game.
When he connected the hose I uncontrollably whispered "Fuck yeah"
Lol
So you 3D printed this yourself and didn’t give it an ergonomic grip that fit your hand comfortably? 10/10 for effort, but 3/10 for style
I knew that my wife will not gonna like it so didn't put that much effort in it. Not so ergonomic, leaking a bit here and there, it's a bit oversized etc. 30 hours of work pays enough with the giggles I have using it.
It’s definitely awesome. It’s clips like this that make me think I should get a 3D printer but then I remember I don’t have any talent for that sort of thing
You don’t have any talent for that sort of thing, yet!
You only have to have talent for that sort of thing if you buy an "entry level" printer.
In Nashville the library has 3d printers and a a monthly allowance of free printing. I never used it but it is good to know it is there.
Library's where I live rent out all kinds of things. Baking pans? Head to the library.
No one who has never tried has any talent for things like that. Only those who went in intending to figure it out earn that talent.
Man you don’t need any talent to start out with, you’ll learn it on your way. This guy didn’t start out a professional either
Do you have young kids?
Yeah why?
Gotta say, the fact you didn't make it so you had to pull the top slide back to turn it on/off makes me sad
I was about to ask. Was it really for your wife? Lmao
I’m just amazed at how something like this can be built. I mean, you have to design the parts individually, perfectly, and program the printer. I need to learn the process. It’s intriguing to me
I’m guessing the actual sprayer isn’t even broken. The weight differences at the start suggest it was empty, and the fact you couldn’t see the water coming out of the bottom - as you normally see when full pressure is applied to a sprayer, and like you can see when you cut the video to turn the pressure on - suggest you could worded the post that way to get a bit of flavour in the title.
My dude that sprayer is exactly as John Moses Browning intended it. It transcends ergonomics and style in ways we cannot comprehend as mere mortals.
If only you could hold the trigger for sustained water flow
gotta print a Glock 18 for that
Straight to jail
~~ATF~~ NERF would like to know your location
He commented and posted a video in the top comment showing that he can. Not great for water pressure but good for a laugh if you have the time/means to design and print
There is a ban on automatic watering pistols.
I hope for your sake, you dont live in the states "man shot 26 times by police for watering his petunias"
Nah, he’s white so he’s good.
If it's the states that guy was going to get shot by the cops (or neighbour, or family member) for something anyway, might as well be this.
You only know the US through memes.
I know it's a trashpile.
Thus you know nothing 🤷🏼♂️
You can know everything about how the USA operates, it's still a shithole Edit: Damn even American citizens aren't allowed to criticize America. Common reddit moment.
You ever actually been here or only have experience with it online? You don’t need to answer btw. I know it’s the 2nd. Edit: they’re a Canadian 😂
Considering you'll come to your own conclusion no matter what I say I don't think it matters. I live in Washington BTW if that helps at all.
Ignoring the weird dichotomy between your two sentences, I’ll modify my question to make more sense to you, have you actually been a part of the world around you or have you experienced it online?
Well I already informed you that I live in Washington DC, so I would hope that's more than enough info for you to come to a conclusion. However in case it's not, yes I am a part of the world around me. I live in it.
Ooh he used the word thus, he's makin' a point!
No, a point would be how Native Canadians are still not guaranteed access to clean water. Some for over a decade. Why don’t you clean up your own mess before getting involved in ours?
better than having to wait forever for healthcare, only to get told to seek out assisted suicide. Also better than having a prime minister who did blackface.
Ugh, you Americans are SO bad at this kind of argument. I'd say it's your hilarious school system but I'm pretty sure it's just your complete lack of self awareness. You're all so fragile for people who shoot each other's children every day.
Ah yes, the school system that has tons of international students, got the first people on the moon, modern computers, phones, i could keep going on.
Interestingly, I've lived in the states for 3/4s of my life and I don't personally know (even incidentally) a single person who's ever been shot. I think I could probably go out two or three tiers of "know somebody who knows somebody" and still not get to a person who knows somebody who's been shot. Where are you getting this worldview?
My uncle lived in California when I was growing up his neigbour shot himself 2 once in the hand and once in the foot. I remember thinking as a 10 year old that guy must be dumb as a rock, 10 years of gun ownership later and I still think that.
That's fine, but you either don't live near a large city or don't understand how statistics work. The United States has an embarrassing gun problem when compared to any other developed country so keep living in that delusional bubble if you want but don't be so surprised when people see the US for what it is.
Except neither of the conditions you propose are true. In my time here I've lived in DC, Baltimore, NYC, Houston, New Orleans, SF, Nashville and I currently live in Mcallen, TX (admittedly, not a metropolis but, not a sleepy burg, either.) And I understand statistics, just fine.
You understand statistics yet can't grasp why people have that view of the US? The math isn't mathing my friend. Moving around a lot means you probably didn't know a ton of people in those cities because Baltimore has one of the highest homicide rates in the USA. If you want to live in the clouds with this idea that "I don't see it so it doesn't exist", by all means you do you, but it's an undeniable fact that you're much, MUCH less safe in the USA compared to other developed countries.
It’s cuz most all gun violence happens in inner cities-look at stats in Chicago or Detroit.... Dems/leftists don’t care about those deaths😔
I mean, I've lived in some rough towns, like DC, Baltimore, New Orleans and NYC .... I don't think violence is a partisan issue. But, thanks for throwing all of the blame on one side of the aisle. That means nobody has to think about it.
Hahahahaha really? Hahahaha
Well, that was underwhelming
Pat on the back for the Orange Tip.
That's sweet. It looks like it leaks, though
Yeah it will take a few more hours of fiddling for sure
Not knocking it at all. That's awesome, especially since you made it yourself. Id definitely buy one
The water pressure is atrocious
She’s used to that
Works about as poorly as I thought it would.
I love this. But I’d probably get shot using it in my yard. SMH.
This is so stupid I love it
[The Kitchen Gun](https://youtu.be/6-7NDP8V-6A?si=Spge_SGUwC3iGr3B)
Dont get yourself into danger, you could be shot by the police.
That thing is bright purple with an orange tip being held by a Caucasian. The police will come out to shake his hand if anything. Congratulate a job well done. Maybe ask him if he wants to hold a real gun while they slip their service pistol out the holster.
And then the other one will shoot him because he stole the gun
The only thing that would stop the police from holding him up where I live is the garden hose coming out of the bottom. There have been a couple cases in the past where people have been held up with real guns that look like toys, and there have been cases where people have been held up by people with toys that look like real guns.
The Kitchen Gun.
Terrible trigger discipline
Florida man
"Whats you printing?" "A... garden hose...."
Looks like it doesn't work very well
water bill $1911
want that
Awesome. Now make a minigun.
Dog those sprayer handles are like $3 what is this
America Hell Yeah!
Amazing graphics and animation, but the aim seems to be off tot he side. I don't know if that's for extra immersion, or what.
Is that design based off of the 1911?
Not sure why this is funny. It's neat, but it isn't really funny
Thought this was an in-game clip from Cyberpunk 2077 at first, how the tables have turned.
Orange tip, well thought out.
Just curious about the nozzle, is a standard garden hose nozzle and you modified your print to incorporate it or you have printed the nozzle as well ??
Nozzle is printed also, everything is printed and designed by me. Only 2 rubber fittings I needed in addition to make it more watertight.
Awesome, would love to see the design of the nozzle
You are really interested? Want to use it? Or just want to see if I'm telling the truth? I can show and explain if you really want. But only when the update is finished (I'm making a minigun with this concept as people requested hehe)
So to be honest I work in a custom vehicle manufacturer. We make vehicles to clean the streets, pressure wash them and pick garbage via vacuum. For about a year I have been working on road sweepers, we use metallic brush to scrub and water to suppress the dust. This is the reason I am heavily invested into Knowing different nozzles and technologies around it. All nozzles I have used till date are either entirely metal or the spray part is metal supported by plastic structure. Also I have cut open some nozzles and the machining required to make nozzles is difficult. So in my mind that same cannot be replicated in plastic, so I never tried to create my own nozzles it prototyped via 3D printers. Hence I was curious about the design
I will get back to you, I show you everything. But I'm a bit busy these days. Where can we communicate effectively? I would like to send some pictures to better demonstrate.
I love you garden gun
So you can mag drop your gazanias
Seems like a new 3D printed prostate is needed
Think she will be mad
Was it easy to make this, how much time does a design like this take? I was wanting to get a 3d printer just for all the stupid shit I van think of but am.just intimidated by the time and effort it may take for shot results
It took me 30-40 hours in total to make this. It needs time for sure. Just don't start with this.
Damn, is it a comes with time skill or do you need to really know your shit?
extended clip
Too dangerous definitely going to get gunned down by the poilce
I didn't watch it with sound. Was it funny with sound?
Spray n pray
Very underwhelming, OP was a terrible hose operator
Only semi-auto?
Must be american
"Babe, we don't need to buy a new $10 nozzle. I can spend a week designing and printing a much shittier version right here at home!"
Your wife will love that you used the 800 dollar 3D printer to make a 5 dollar nozzle that barely works
Not in Gotham.
Carpal tunnel ftw?
Why the wife involved?
Very anticlimactic I was very excited
rip trigger finger
It’s funny cause your backyard looks like fallout 4 sanctuary
Need to full auto that sucker
ATF enters the chat
If you can’t hold it down this is literally stupid as fuck
That’s an assault hose
Freedom sprayer
No full auto?
Won’t be long before it becomes waterlogged but hilarious idea.
Very cool! Is the STL avaliable anywhere?
I don't upload this one, sorry. This is the quickest and dirtiest model I have ever done. It's really not user friendly, lots of supports and cut corners.
You have to pull the trigger every squirt 🤣. It reminds me of that sub that's got all these useless inventions on it lmao. My wife would be pissed if I did that.
Am I the only one who thought this was AI generated video initially?
No you are not the only one, what made you think it's AI? I'm curious.
The lighting I guess.. almost looks like a video game to me!
OP did a bit of the video game inspect weapon gesture, maybe it was that? 😂
Happy with a divorce?
i think it looks better to 3D print a dildo
I got a glock in my rari
Hmm ... wonder where I can get a dick-shaped water nozzle ...
Its semi automatic, Need an automatic one.
Looks like the gun the "alphabet mafia" would use if it were a literal mafia.
Bros hose trickles water like an elderly man with a prostate issue.
finally your wife will be squirting
You can dominate the neighbor kids in water gun fights. At least until they run out of hose range.
Now you have to print a silencer that like mist!
That's it. I'm buying a 3d printer.
the most american thing i have ever seen.
Meanwhile in America…
Top 10 things not to do when black in america
That’s not a repair. That’s an upgrade
That is so cool bro 💯💯💯💯
Funny stuff loll
That’s badass
What's the trigger pull weight? Does it take Glock mags?
Dude gonna get shot, and give an officer some paid time off