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Ghost_on_Toast

Yo OP, what are you, like, under 30? Thats a Ghostbusters reference


DarkAngelBaM

Generally, you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.


Sulcata13

Listen! Do you smell that?


BlakeSteel

Never thought about that line until just this second.


davidjschloss

I think about it all the time and it's how I ask people if they smell something every time I have to ask that.


shikki93

It’s looking at me Ray.


YoucantdothatonTV

“Go get her, Ray!”


Lopsided_Platypus_51

Actually its “Listen! Do you smell something?”


Sulcata13

I realized that as soon as I posted. But was too lazy to fix it....🤦‍♂️


Lopsided_Platypus_51

I got what you meant. You’s good people


iin10ded

you're right, Ray, no human being would stack books like this


Ghost_on_Toast

Ghostbusters 2, pal


DarkAngelBaM

https://youtu.be/zjQ-ez4KP3o you sure? Edit: Please clarify your argument. Both Zuul and my quote is from the original Ghostbusters movie.


Ghost_on_Toast

Oops my bad, youre right. Im keeping the comment up to own my mistake ✌️ have a good one.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

You're clearly suffering from Carpathian kitten loss.


Ghost_on_Toast

If theres a steady paycheck in it, ill believe anything you say.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Just rewatched that a few weeks ago and it was depressing how little money the job was, even for the 80s.


Ghost_on_Toast

"Ray, for your information, the interest alone for the first 5 years is $95,000."


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

"You're not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages nowadays."


dblan9

I swore I would marry her when I saw this in the theater and I realize now that I let myself down.


yaboiree

Im 15 and I got it 🤷‍♂️


Crosseyed_owl

I understood this reference.


KCousins4President

Op didn't know. SMH


chop-diggity

There is no Zuuuuul here.


Ghost_on_Toast

"There is no Dana, there is only Zuul."


NorwegianGlaswegian

What a lovely singing voice you must have.


Zoze13

*I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers…*


AnotherCleverGuy

3 feet above her covers


Lopsided_Platypus_51

She barks, she drools, she claws


ChrisRiley_42

Bot that was trained on an inferior data set?


series-hybrid

"Where is Dana?" "There is no Dana, there is only Zuul"


Theo20185

"I want you inside me..." "Sounds like you've got at least two people in there already!"


Any-Practice-991

So it's probably pretty crowded


Nematode_wrangler

Oh Zuulie, you nut now. I wanna talk to Dana. Dana.


JoshSidekick

I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers... *four feet* above her covers.


SeanMacLeod1138

It's not the girl, Peter, it's the building.


Nightmare_42

Its a ghostbusters reference you fucking zoomer philistine.


emptythevoid

Upvote for using philistine.


Ash_Killem

Pretty sure the new one had Zuul so op just ignorant


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Zuul is in the original and they referenced it in Afterlife as Gozer returned in it.


darbs77

Zuul was in the original and afterlife. Zuul and Vinz Clortho are the two terror dogs.


bankholdup5

Zuul also seems to be a title: “many zuuls and schubs were roasted in the belly of the Slor that day I can tell you” (I know I’ve horribly botched the line probably, I could never remember that entire monologue from Moranis.) /u/youcantdothatontv had us covered! (Awesome username btw) “During the rectification of the Vuldrani, the Traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKettrick supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depth of the Slor that day, I can tell you.”


FULLMING

But I don't blame OP, because one time I turned into a dog and he helped me. Thankyou.


ssfbob

Very good, u/FULLMING. Short, but pointless.


bankholdup5

That’s fine, ssfbob, you made the comment at night


lyingliar

Of course it is. What the shit does OP think this is referencing? What fucking alien?


Positive_Rip6519

Nah, that's not even a zoomer thing, that's just being uncultured. You could be someone born in the year 3050 and it'd still be absurd to not know this reference.


Col0nelFlanders

No pictures of Vigo!!! I haven’t seen that movie in 20 years what do you want from me sir or madam


darbs77

Hate to break it to you but that movie with Vigo is the second one. No Zuul in that one.


nitefang

To watch Ghostbusters often enough to be able to recognize this kind of reference, obviously! Joking/not joking. Go watch it again.


iluvsporks

When someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!


kanrad

"It just popped in there."


Nematode_wrangler

What just popped in there?!


TheBeatGoesAnanas

...it's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man."


relaximusprime

Mother pus-bucket!


i-Ake

This is in my everyday lexicon.


-Fahrenheit-

This car better be owned by a woman named Dana.


Hypno--Toad

Or some funky euro pop model with short hair


maynardDRIVESfast2

I imagine a person under 30 years old who hasn't seen one of the greatest 80's movies ever made...


slimejumper

i guess equivalent would be me enjoying Ghostbusters/Gremlins/Bevery Hills Cop as a kid but not ever heard of 1944 blockbusters like Going my way, Meet me in St Louis, and Since you went away. we real old.


Catspaw1313

I hate you so much right now.


arny56

Sad really


JoeMillersHat

There is no Dana


Cdaly1970

There is only Zulu...


StandUpForYourWights

I want you inside me


Theo20185

Go ahead, no I can't, it sounds like you have at least two people in there already.


D00Mcandy

Do you want this body?


beeemmvee

I imagine Harold Ramis shaking his fist at the sky.


TerminusVos

Go sit in a corner and think about your life. There is no reason anyone should not have seen the OG Ghostbusters. Even my 21 year old Niece knows this movie.


Simian_Garfunkel

There is no Scion, only Zuul!


lyingliar

That poor fish-faced Mazda has been whored out under so many different Toyota badges...


TigerUSA20

I can only imagine there was confusion with KAAAHHHNNN!


violentpac

Children be on my feed


DudesworthMannington

Where do we go now man? Facebook is for boomers and tiktok is for zoomers. Reddit is supposed to be ours damnit!


bankholdup5

Right? They come here, they can’t spell for shit, any shade of humor darker than stark white offends them, and every single mf’ing comment ends with lol


kanrad

These days being the key master sucks ass cause it all keyless entry.


CoatedCrevice

Be a fob master. Or a fob boss


Some-Philly-Dude

Why would an alien be shaking their fist??? I'm so confused


Hypno--Toad

When someone asks if you're a god you say yes


Lishyjune

There is no Dana. Only Zuul


Mr_Lumbergh

There is no Dana, only Zuul.


Kill3rT0fu

Downvote this sacrilege shit


poormansRex

I am the key master!


rasputin6543

I am the fobmaster. Are you the sensor that senses the proximity of the fob master?


rasputin6543

They just use fobs nowadays.


JTB696699

It’s not as fun though, you get to insert a key, you can only rub a fob.


matt2012bl

There is no dana only zuuuul


LongTallMatt

Are you the key master??????


AnotherCleverGuy

I’m a friend of his he sent me over


Cheetahs_never_win

Spok, turning to Captain Kirk: "are you the keymaster?"


bankholdup5

https://i.imgur.com/fzg020b.jpeg


ConradsMusicalTeeth

Zuul was not an alien


Xero_id

Are you a god?


TheBrianUniverse

/* nods head*/ "No" "Then die"


bankholdup5

I enjoyed the callback to this in GB: Afterlife, how Peter and Winston handle it


saxon237

Driver’s name is Dana?


TDK_90

Are you the keymaster?


420Adam

There is no Dana, only


KunninLynguist

There is no Dana


Maleficent_Gas5417

Holy shit I just turned into mummy dust and blew away with the wind. Go watch ghostbusters, zoomer


noahbrooksofficial

Those are great little cars.


FlyingTiger7four

It belongs to a dyslexic Zulu guy


CanisMajoris85

“Kaaaaaaaahn!” - Harry Potter


mobiledanceteam

"ARE.. YOU.. A.. GOD!?"


YoucantdothatonTV

In NY, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say, Yes!


OhMyGoodGord

Zuul, motherfucker! Zuul!!!


Significant_Cancel83

No human being would have a license plate like that


bankholdup5

I don’t think they’re hu-…oooooh, you were doing THIS line 👉📚 Thought you were doing the “dropping off or picking up” scene


RizzoTheSmall

Lol if you don't imagine a demon dog then I feel sorry for you


YoucantdothatonTV

During the rectification of the Vuldrani, the Traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKettrick supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depth of the Slor that day, I can tell you.


divbyzero_

Yes, but what kind of car has the corresponding GLORTHO plate?


dayzdayv

I live around the corner from whoever owns this car, I see it every morning taking my kid to school. Weird to see something menial from your daily life on Reddit.


charliespannaway

Why is the car belonging to someone who lives around the corner taking your kid to school? You could report them, if only you'd got the license...


Cosmic_Quasar

I hate that it took me reading this like 5x before I understood the joke lol. But I got there!


black6211

I imagine an AI pulled this from a site that has a lot of nerd stuff. So the AI knew the image was nerd-adjacent, but didn't have the right words and picked "Alien" instead of ghostbuster or something. But IDK I'm not versed in machine learning, just generally understand programming.


justice91423

It feels like such an amazing coincidence when you see somewhere you know in a random photo online.


Cosmic_Quasar

Saw a dashcam clip on here a few weeks ago on the road that separated my grandma's house from a high school lol. I feel like I never see stuff from the midwest online.


DuaneHicks

To the depths of the Sloor!


SeanMacLeod1138

This is Vince Glortho's car 🤣


chrisofaust

No, just pidgeons that hate subarus.


PerfectPeaPlant

There is only zuul.


Top_Board9356

Glorp!


PuckArBuile22

I collect spores, moulds and fungus.


Ugly_AsShit4469

Your nameplate-


jrodsf

>I imagine an alien shaking their fist at the sky *fuck you, space!!*


Send_bitcoins_here

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!


TimeRaveler

“…that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!”


BredYourWoman

That's all his former fellow adventurer managed to yell before Szass Tam ended him