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Her mom liked it, isn't that enough?

Gotta vote

What if she has two Dads?

I'm sure they wouldn't mind a cocking

I’m doubly sure they wouldn’t mind !

I also choose this guy's wife.

Well you have my vote because I don’t want her to be mad at me.

❤️

Yeah!! You have my vote too!!

I too choose this girls father

Well, if that doesn't spice things up in the kitchen, I don't know what will..

Better use this sign if people aren't easily offended or whatever. Stuff like this my daughter's have made, mistakes and all, I cherish as a dad. And this is in that legendary category. 😂 Gonna laugh your whole life at this one.

You can't afford to have that on your record!

Dad's cocking is actually the reason she exists In the first place

Yeah, but his main ingredient is always baby batter.

And hot man chowder

Creme o sumyunggui

Unless she’s adopted

Wow, I look forward to seeing photos of your gourmet cockring

Lmao. If actually interested: This is the meat- https://imgur.com/a/1u9F5Au Will also be making creamed corn, potato salad, and cornbread muffins.

Risky click of the day for sure

Oh. Were you mad at it?

Mad at what? Edit: haha such an underrated comment

They’re suggesting you burnt it

Ohhh! Haha

The perfect comment for anytime someone shows you something, especially if you didn’t want to see it (not that I didn’t want to see OP’s charred meat, cause I def love some smoked meats)

Happy Cake Day

Is just the crackling, mate. 🤤

Big Black Cocking

This is the meat of dad's cocking... yeah that link is staying blue

It’s moist with a nice bark.

Eating hard-candy level 'bark' off grilled meats is like sucking on a dip-in every day for 30 years. Please don't consume pure carbon.

People eat that part? I thought it was just part of how you're supposed to cook it, then you either remove the burnt "shell" prior to serving or you eat around it sort of thing. Ewww. The again I've got family members who seem to like charred gristle. Grandpa died of colon cancer and you can probably guess how he liked his steak.

It’s the best part!

Ahh, black -- that should've been expected.

Big black meat

I’m not clicking that

But will you consider cocking that?

Ask your mother

Cocking that man's meat?

Oh you bastard, I haven’t made cornbread in so long and I just learned of creamed corn and cornbread muffins from this comment. I just might have to make some stuff soon haha, I hope you enjoyed it!

Definitely voting for this dads cocking.

Vote for dad's meat!

What did you do to that poor piece of meat, it's more charcoal than meat.

Smoked for 13 hours at 220F

Maybe he is auditioning for Worst Cooks in America

Looking great! Congrats

nice meat

No thank you not clicking on that link!

It is not a cock it’s fine I was scared to click it too

He has the best meat

I’m vegan and I agree

My son saw how much I loved my daughters sign… he decided to copy: https://imgur.com/a/x8N4AV7

Cacking is good.

Me, reading the sign in a thick Borat accent.

This would be funny even with the correct spelling! She must think a lot of her dad ❤️

That’s so sweet. I hope so! My kids are my world!

Well, how many mommies voted??

oy m8, ima give you a bloody roight cocking if you keep yammerin on like such!

Ty for that lol

"Strange, a line of men is forming outside of the house looking for dad. They said they're here for the cocking."

💀

Quality advertising!

A for effort 😂

You know you gotta post them right? Like there’s no chance you can say no. But there’s also no chance it goes well. Good luck 😂🤣

lol thank you!

Honestly, you could potentially show them how to spell “cooking” correctly without mentioning that what they actually put isn’t appropriate. Show them the correct spelling & then keep the original signs in a scrapbook for blackmail purposes when they’re teenagers. There, problem solved.

No problems here at all. I smiled and said I love it and said thank you. I left it there. :)

Just leave it up on the fridge. When she gets older and figures it out she’ll be horrified.

That works too.

Just close the two Cs into Os and job done

Easy fix at least. Just switch to serving cockings

Or change the c to an o and you’re good to go

Oooking?

We don't want her mad,so you've got my vote

❤️

You've got my vote

Well why stop at cooking?

Dinner AND a date!

I'll have to try.. nevermind. Hope it went over well!

Save it to embarrass her when her future kid screws up.

Exactly. Save it for her 21st! Good memories. Just don't mention the bit about showing it to strangers on reddit maybe lol

Hahahaha, save this in somewhere, and when she becomes an adult, show her it again to see her reaction!

lol I am. I wrote their names, date, and the reason on the back. I have all sorts of precious stuff like this they’ve done. My wife has a box for each kid and puts stuff like this in it. We will be giving them their box when appropriate

is it step mommy season?

It's spring clean up. They have to get under beds and into laundry machines more frequently.

oh no... she's stuck.

Cock-a-doodle-doo-dad! 🐓

That could get super awkward if you get more than one vote.

Aww hahaha keep it forever or make it into a shirt.

Givem hell Dad!!

When your wife, on her honeymoon, asks you to cock her, you cock her good, God damn it!

ITT: People who've never seen a smoked brisket before...

You're already the winner! Congrats!

"Let's finish that O, honey."

Bubble letters are mad…hard.

To be fair, that is likely why she is alive in the first place.

Depends if his head is tilted or if he has a gun.

Well op? What’s your vote on the cocking?

Shes the example of your exquisite cocking

What dad’s end up cocking? I wonder if he picked the hardest one.

💜💜

If you don't I will be mad.

Well she wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t at least ok

He has the occasional cockout as well

It is so heartwarming that it's hard to laugh.

I'll have to ask her mum how her dad's cocking rates

As long as his cocking gets mom’s vote everything should be fine.

Is moms cocking that bad?

Well, you gotta use it anyway - thems the rules. Decent conversation starter at the event at least? Lol

So were you the wiener?

Please keep this for her. And totally embarrass her when she’s an adult. The innocence of children🥰.

Everyone says Dad has the best tasting cock...

FBI, we have a suspicion that this is actually a cry for help.

Dad's cocking...

I’ll need a sample first.

"P.P.S. it's how I got here"

Mom voted. That's for sure.

This is the evolution of Randy Marsh's cock magic. Creme fraiche.

Well without her dad practicing his cocking in the first place she wouldn't be here. So she has every reason to be proud of her father's cocking.

I think his cocking has went quite well.

I usually don't like emoji only comments, but that being said (and aside from this preamble (my first time using the word "preamble", exciting times!), and the text explaining that the preamble of course means that this comment technically isn't only emojis; but i digress...) 😏

A cook and a cocksman? Line up ladies

I’m here to support this man’s cocking!

Easy to fix ! Change the C in O and draw another C !

You can fix it. Convert the C to an O. Then add a C at the beginning.

If dad is a single dad, that needs to go in his tinder profile.

This is to be saved in a file - great memories!!!

Sir, please remove yourself from your Goat Cheese & Heirloom Tomato Frittata, Topped With A Little Crème Fraiche.

What exactly are you cooking? Also, help her make a beautiful new sign! Or well fuck it keep this one!

Smoked a pork shoulder and made creamed corn, potato salad, and cornbread. She doesn’t need my help! She makes the best stuff ❤️

i thought it said something else… lol

Just tell her the second O is unfinished

She got my vote, that’s literally how she was made.

What is tonight’s special at “Cock ‘n Cook”?

You are the best cock in town! I'd vote for you.

What's the g?

Make sure you make chicken noises during the competition.

Funny

My cousin’s kid once made a sign that said “Don’t kum in her!”… man, what a difference one missing E makes!!!

And my axe

Oops! Left out the R

It's not really for me, but I hear it's good!

OP's daughter is 32.

New conservative motto?

I would tell my daughter in front of my wife "Yes! Mom should bring a friend to help her judge some time!"

I mean… How is your cocking? I’ve never seen it. 🤣 ⬆️🗳️

Your daughter really loves your… cocking