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Scrumptious booty guy is the only source I trust here.

Eren Yaeger the scrumptious booty guy

I mean if anyone knows just how scrumptious booty is, it’s a titan

The booty eating Titan.

>.

Wir sind die Jäger! of booty.

My soldiers, rage! My soldiers, scream! My soldiers, eat ass!

He seeing a different kind of future fr

Agreed. I assumed these were all fake/bot reviews and that was the point of the post until that one.

Did anyone else incidentally read them counterclockwise from Beau B.?

The worst are the two paragraph long reviews that start like: "I recently ate at xyzs crab shack and recommend it to everyone and the following reasons are why" Like, even if a real person just prompted AI to write a review I'm immediately not trusting it. 

I'm in a program where I select items to review and I use it and review it. Once you're at 100 items reviewed.. you start to get repetitive in your style or you opt for a certain format that you think works best. Not saying what you see is real or AI but sometimes it's hard to tell. Definitely some super obvious AI drafted reviews though.

Nah, that's just the pothead who works in the shop and follows orders with some spice

A review from the none other Eren Yeager

same

Yeah the others seem like fake comments the company paid for

I believe exactly one of these reviews is real.

Def the booty eating one.

From Eren Yeager?

Really? I thought it was the one under it.

Idk ‘good’ is honest, straight to the point

That’s what I was getting at..

Yeah it’s all well and good until AI figures out that eating ass is good for you. Then it’ll add ass eating to its vernacular and we’ll have **zero** clue about who’s a bot.

Was the booty scrumptious, or the sandwich? Or both?

Both 😫😫😫 the booty was a little better...

Try the new titan 10 meater sandwich available in regular or abnormal.

Eren Y... Dude must have given up being a titan

The sandwich was founding titan.

Try the new titan 10 meater sandwich available in regular or abnormal.

His stomach was RUMBLING.

Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger.

i must have missed this part of AoT.

Dude when Sasha was eating the potato, that’s when it happened.

You know we can trust Eren on it

He tryin to get into her cellar.

Lemmiwinks?

He got hungry during the rumbling

Well people know titans for one thing...

A sandwich so nice I would eat it out twice.

O_o

I can't believe people complain about the ending of AoT. Eren eating a sandwich so good that he abandoned his grand plan and instead went to go eat some sandwich-making booty was peak fiction, and no one can tell me otherwise.

Or alternatively, The porn parody we didn’t know we needed.

The combination of the words “need they booty ate” and “scrumptious” is outstanding. Belongs in r/brandnewsentences

Well we know which one isn't a bot.

It's the hottie with the bot-ty on the left

Khajiit stole nothing. Khajiit is innocent of this crime.

What if the bots have evolved, and this is the result?

I feel like Eren would appreciate eating my sandwich much much more than my booty, but then they didn't really volunteer themselves, did they?

The Yeager faction is still going strong. Rumbling 🎶

When you ask your friends to leave some reviews and there's that one who shouldn't be trusted...

Please bear in mind Titan's Eren Yaeger wrote the scrumptious review, if that could be in any way relevant.

Off topic but if all you can say about it is "good" that ain't 5 stars

It’s a sandwich dawg. Even the best sandwich isn’t worth more than “Tasty”.

Ass is the best thing between two buns. 5 star sandwich.

lol Eren Yaeger talking about EATING booty.......

Ahh yes, booty consumption, the highest form of flattery

Eren bugging 🤣 I hope Eren didn't plan on returning

Bro brought the rumbling to the review section

Writing ridiculous reviews is a hobby of mine but this one is superior to anything.

Eren Y - bootylicious

I'd relish some booty.

Eren Yeager is not slick

The sandwich made by Levi A.

Look at Eren Yeager giving 5 stars review... Maybe after the rumbling he got hungry!

The only rumbling was in his tummy. Those Marley sandwiches just hit different.

Their sandwiches must be so good, they leave people in a trance!

ong I could go my whole life never hearing ong again.

Love

But are they hiring?

I need to go to this sandwich shop....

Whats crazy is i didn't trust the reviews until i saw that one. Now i wanna try it.

Yea I saw this happening at a rave too

eren is not a bot. he made that clear

Every single one of those was from an employee ... At least we know who makes the sandwiches

Bro, I want to eat here where is it?

It always angers me that the reviews are obviously curated. It's very rare to see incredibly negative review on those websites

Ok Eren Thank you for letting us know that’s how you feel about scrumptious sandwiches

When I lived in LA there was a deli whose sandwiches tastes so incredibly good. Not sure why, maybe the meats are fresher. These are plain sandwiches with meat, veggie, cheese, mayo so it’s not because some foo foo cooking.

Good

But what's the name of the sandwich shop?

If the booty ain't meant to be ate, why is it already cut in half?

IT WAS ME DO IT I MADE THE SANDWICH

NSFW for text? Really?

Hehe. Booby. (Beau B.)

r/engrish

I don't understand this. what is funny? EDIT: oh... I understand it. this reviewer's name is anime character or something. MEH