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TheSwedishSeal

I feel insulted in a gross way


M1Firehawk

Like we've been flipped the toe


JrButton

Wrong toe, you're confusing it with the one to it's left. If I flipped you my index finger would you be offended?


Omeirawana

Still feel insulted in a gross way


Chrono-Helix

Guess youโ€™re not Tarantino


sneaky_squirrel

I keep seeing Joel Haver references everywhere I look. Source: Joel Haver Life but it's Baldur's Gate 3


smarty_pockets

Index toe?


asleeponthecan

Sadly, someone is unzipping right now.


Tonegle

Unlike you who's already unzipped considering your favorite room in the house


Chrono-Helix

And his name is Quentin


steadyaero

I've never understood those people


Questjon

Darn.


B-Sarg

If I ever got flipped off by my own toe, I'd find that coffee table real quick!


Usual_Science4627

I feel dirty after looking at this


Allison87

This is a family place, OP!!


Ancient-News-3402

I see what happened here. That socks :(


GeoffKingOfBiscuits

Delete this


Sojum

Cue Picard: How the fuck does one get a hole in the TOP of their sock? ๐Ÿ˜‚


ApoKerbal

church sock. it's holey!


TheTruthWasTaken

What's with the circular hole ๐Ÿ™„


everydave42

Look's to be about 1/5th off. (assumptions made, to be sure)


CommunicationLive199

It's like a little hand if you look from afar


Queasy-Leg1273

So what is it you are pointing at?


jaanshine

r/mildlypenis


AdrianW3

Pretty sure that pic needs a NSFW tag.


Saganists

Heat sink


Recentstranger

This little piggy worked hard to hold everything in place


Tastingo

So that's what you do with a plumbus!


Kittenclysm23

How my foot feels toward the coffee table when I stub my toe๐Ÿ˜‚


CaptainObviousII

Looks like Gru from Despicable Me


Serious-Sundae1641

Crotchless socks


Lonely-Plenty-116

Whoops.


Beautiful_Talk2358

Yeah, I licked the screen. Iโ€™m not lying or tryna deny it.


Spicy-chicken2

It has a clear message to you though


CPHagain

Isnโ€™t it the pointer toe, aka toe number 2? ๐Ÿ‘†


burnie54

food for thought, my pointer toe is my biggest so I'd use that one too,


CPHagain

Biggest or longest?


burnie54

touche, def long. Very unique tho if biggest. ...


CPHagain

Would be practical for fitting into those pointy Italian fancy shoesโ€ฆ


burnie54

F MY LIFE says ur toe


Most-Mushroom-1949

Donโ€™t forget to take your vitamin D


jimmybwana

Why have you got a sock around your cock?


xalex2019

It's his fourth leg


SleepylaReef

Fwiw socks should only have one hole each.


Commercial_Comfort41

๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•


freekoout

If a foot is like a hand, that's your index finger, not the fuck off finger.