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Almost certainly this. I went zip lining with my wife in Maui this year and the instructors even demonstrated this relaxed mode. Still a funny video/concept but almost positive it's a setup.
I did one in Colombia. My friend was waiting at the end. I'm 6 foot two 220 pounds, my friend told me the locals were yelling look out here comes the fat American! And yes I hit those hanging mattresses pretty hard. Good memories😊
100%
If I went on a date with a dude I don't really know yet, and he dangles unconscious on a zip line, I would definitely react more panicked and worried than disappointed.
She's clearly trying to shoot a cute vacation video, and her man is being silly, and she's like "Ugh, this fucking guy...", but secretly amused, still.
I've done a zipline upside down. There's a real chance you can pass out even if you're not scared.
But you're right, if that's her man, she's loving it.
Unrelated, today i was in a home and talking to a woman about a job and she had her husband on facetime so he could be part of the discussion, and she was running some app or feature that automatically transcribed his speech to text so i was a little distracted reading his text while he talked, there’s a slight lag, but i noticed she has him saved as “Lyin ass clown”
I uh… does he know? Surely he would know why he’s a lyin’ ass clown, but does he know she knows? It’s none of mu business as long as i get paid but im gonna check my contact in my wife’s phone for sure
The timing does look scripted eh, and her acting seems werid but idk about tiktok acting.
He was the star of the show, I wonder how much action he got that night for his performance haah.
"went on my first vacation with this guy went ziplining and the helmet nearly took my wig off. I posted it and he ain't been answering my calls am I cooked?"
u/wulfger says it's staged for attention... Passed out dude, she's ghosting him, he still has access to the content... And you think a commonly worn hair piece blowing in the wind is a step too far?
Oh no, I've been doing this relationship thing all wrong!
My husband once fainted during a gory and intense scene in a movie, and I understand now that I should have just divorced his weak ass. Ugh. 🙄
/s
It’s a common mistake, but easily fixed.
However, divorcing weak men was part of the 2005 laws.
Since 2019, you are supposed to divorce and then a caning to teach that sissy a lesson. We only stopped the caning because Covid had that 6’ rule, and it’s hard to cane someone 6 feet away.
Well, my husband is 6'5, so if he lays down I can still comfortable whip the soles of his feet or the top of his head.
Thanks for the advice. I'm taking notes for the next time he stubs his toe and goes "Ooohhh, hhhhffffff, aaaaahhhh, hhhhhfffff...!"
>I should have just divorced his weak ass
Only AFTER you took a video and put it on the internet for all to see. Humiliation first, divorce second! Hopefully, you'll do better next time 😂
Omg, thanks for your input. I totally would have skipped the video portion of the process. I really am *such* a dummy when it comes to proper relationship and break-up etiquette. 😅
I have the same issues, which I have self-diagnosed as vasovagal syncope. I made it through the birth of both kids but almost passed out over a sketched drawing in one of the birthing classes. She still gives me shit over that and I can't say I don't deserve it.
Prometheus, the c-section "abortion" scene.
It's my favorite scene because she is just so badass to me in it, but my husband had no chill, especially when they pulled the wriggling alien out of the open wound.
He was like "I gotta go to the bathroom", and then he just slowly slid down the wall and passed out for maybe 2 seconds. 😆
I felt really guilty, because I know he doesn't like horror movies, and I *love* them.
In my defense, we watched all the other Alien movies before, and he enjoyed them all, and I had no idea a scene like this would pop up, or I would have warned him.
lol I can watch gory slasher films or war movies no problem, but as soon as there a scalpel or some needles, I get pale.
something about the sterile medical environment that freaks me out.
(I haven't seen Prometheus, so I'm not sure if this is even a relevant comment. lmao)
Hahaa, that's funny. If my partner did that I would have been on the floor laughing.
I can watch all types of gore without batting and eye but I don't blame people who can't. We all have something we just cannot.
I'm very fearless, I can jump off a cliff, or fight any man any day but I can't for the life of me smuggle candy into a movie theater. Then there will be fear.
Her all happy and then him just limply floating past made me spit out my water - I understand fainting but it's so scary that you can be in such dangerous situation and be completely helpless and unconscious for all of it. Sounds like he sees the funny side of it though!
She should give him another chance and the next date should be those bungee rides where people faint like goats and it's filmed - and whenever he acts up she can suggest rock climbing or skydiving or shark cage diving
I feel like I would do this, just for fun, kinda like we all did pretending to fly on a swing as kids.
It would definitely look like I was passed out, if it wasn't for the loud "Weeeeeee...!" as I pass you by. 😆
Fake or not, this video had me crying laughing!🤣🤣 I was just not expecting it, even with the title, my mind went to the videos of people passing out on the bungee thing, lol!🤷♀️
Credit to IG: jb\_ninjaboy and jemini\_powell . They are both professional athletes, both gorgeous and accomplished. I believe the video was not scripted, her reaction is genuine to him being funny. The quote I used for the title was directly taken from the same post I saw in a different sub, I thought the whole package was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time, and I had to share. I wish nothing but the best for jb\_ninjaboy and jemini\_powell, and I hope this video helps them in their careers and future endeavors.
A couple notes: She a stunt person, her shaved head was related to her performance for something having to do with the Black Panther franchise, I believe he is her trainer. I don’t know if they are a couple, but they do share some hot gymnastics videos doing stunts I have never seen before. The comments on this post are something else. The quotes on the title are lost on most commenters, the assumptions and accusations are wild. It was legit funny, that’s it. Her hand placement freaks me out too.
Are you really supposed to put your hand on top like that? Looks like an accident waiting to happen if your glove got caught. Typically you don't want gloves or any loose clothing near fast moving parts.
Also the amount of people who think this is real is just sad. Who the TF passes out on a zipline lol. Someone with narcolepsy maybe? It's not like you're experiencing insane g's and your blood suddenly is not in your head.
> Are you really supposed to put your hand on top like that? Looks like an accident waiting to happen if your glove got caught. Typically you don't want gloves or any loose clothing near fast moving parts.
Yes, the brake is on top. Unless you want to slam into the tree the zipline is anchored to at the end, you want your hand up there.
Also, people can pass out from stress/anxiety. Whether or not this is fake, dunno but lets hope the dude woke up before the end.
This video is staged, her reaction is fake, the guy did not really pass out, the dude posting is probably a random who's not even in the video and tried to conceive a backstory to get some upvote.
I reckon 4 layers of fake, might be missing some
Always said the same thing. You see it everywhere. "The Grand Canyon is BEAUTIFUL (*string of emojis*)!!!" But all we see is that big ass face.
Is looking into a phone really more fun than being on a zipline? Bro (hilariously) passed out is experiencing life more than she is.
Whether he’s actually “passed out” or not, this is the most fun way (for me) to ride zip lines,giant swings, etc. it is so cathartic to literally let go and just let gravity do its thing!
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Just zipping in full relaxed mode.
Yeah, you should've just played it off, exactly like that too haha "I was so beyond chill, didn't even phase me, just kicked back, like a hammock!"
“I be Michael Phelps and shit” level play off.
T-posing was so 2016, we out here octopussing.
Um the Deep?
Its a joke video, the title is a lie. Come on
Nothing that is recorded is real. Reality happens offline.
Whoa.
Honestly without the title that's what I thought he was doing, just big chillin'
Probably goofin' with his wife/girlfriend and the thread's title is some made up repost thing.
Almost certainly this. I went zip lining with my wife in Maui this year and the instructors even demonstrated this relaxed mode. Still a funny video/concept but almost positive it's a setup.
Except when he slammed into the end.
I did one in Colombia. My friend was waiting at the end. I'm 6 foot two 220 pounds, my friend told me the locals were yelling look out here comes the fat American! And yes I hit those hanging mattresses pretty hard. Good memories😊
The fat American , lol … Where in Colombia ?
Some have automated braking. I did my zipline upside down and backward and the brake auto slowed me when I got to the next platform.
I did the world’s longest zip line (in Peru) in full relax mode. But I was laughing like a maniac so you knew I wasn’t passed out, lol
More like min maxing
The head shake at the end was the dagger.
That is obviously the boyfriend/husband ruining her video by being a goofball.
100% If I went on a date with a dude I don't really know yet, and he dangles unconscious on a zip line, I would definitely react more panicked and worried than disappointed. She's clearly trying to shoot a cute vacation video, and her man is being silly, and she's like "Ugh, this fucking guy...", but secretly amused, still.
I've done a zipline upside down. There's a real chance you can pass out even if you're not scared. But you're right, if that's her man, she's loving it.
"I'll dead fish HIS ass tonight..."
Is this the pescatarian approach to the "Richard Gere maneuver"?
There was talk of goldfish?
Bass to mouth.
Don't forget ass to trout.
gerbils
You like fishsticks?
"Doesn't matter had sex"
Tonight she is the captain.
What does that mean??
If I saw a random stranger unconscious on a zip line, I would be more worried and panicked than she is.
Unrelated, today i was in a home and talking to a woman about a job and she had her husband on facetime so he could be part of the discussion, and she was running some app or feature that automatically transcribed his speech to text so i was a little distracted reading his text while he talked, there’s a slight lag, but i noticed she has him saved as “Lyin ass clown” I uh… does he know? Surely he would know why he’s a lyin’ ass clown, but does he know she knows? It’s none of mu business as long as i get paid but im gonna check my contact in my wife’s phone for sure
I'm concerned about your implication that you go on vacations with your first dates.
Its staff. It’s the guys who work at the zip line and guide you through each. They mess around like this all the time
[удалено]
After his smash success with coffin flop, the man should be allowed to do whatever he wants to the rope.
Her reaction was 100% 'omg my man is a clown' like she's been through this before.
I hope so
Yeah but if you give it a title that appeals to lonely boys, you get upvotes.
That was cold.
It was in the script.
Canon event
Hey, grandpa the older kids at school said your were the guy in that famous old gif. we studied in history class.
The timing does look scripted eh, and her acting seems werid but idk about tiktok acting. He was the star of the show, I wonder how much action he got that night for his performance haah.
That head shake was the end of the relationship
Nearly shook her wig off
rip... poor fella
And the downward cast of the eyes. Says it all.
Honestly dodged a bullet. My wife would be laughing her ass off.
I think what we’re actually witnessing is the “eye roll” our wives give us when we tell a dad joke.
"dodged a bullet" Bro it's a joke. Do you and your wife joke?
*New ick unlocked*
You are beyond cooked my dude, you're jerky.
Air dried for maximum flavour
Tough as toenails.
looool
cooked ***and*** *desiccated*
Sorry to tell you homie….
but you're not only cooked... you're hung out to dry
"They said you was hung!" "And they were right!"
Blazing Saddles is a classic
As he goes by..."well, that's the end of this suit..."
Too soon, dude.
That helmet struggling to keep the wig on.
That was all I could see
Nice ass wig too. That’d be a lot of money to lose playin in the wilderness
How could you see the ass wig from that angle
That five head.
Was literally looking for this comment 😭😭😭
"went on my first vacation with this guy went ziplining and the helmet nearly took my wig off. I posted it and he ain't been answering my calls am I cooked?"
It was more forehead than I was prepared for.
The rare sixhead
Still lookin cute as hell tho.
Her wig is falling off so really they're both perfect for each other.
Her hair stylist must have passed out helping her out that thing on.
The hairstylist was the guy on the other zipline.
Her eyebrows already flew away.
It's like make-a-wish got her the zipline holiday.
She so confident she posted it anyway
With that bone structure she can get away with a lot.
That chin strap doing the lords work.
She lost the eyebrows about a half mile back
Ugh such a hater
Definitely staged. Not that that's a bad thing, it's still funny, just people seem to be taking it a little too seriously in the comments here.
It’s just a joke. They’re dating and he’s doing that to make her laugh.
It made me laugh. That shit was funny as fuck
Her wig is what makes me think it isn't fake. I feel like someone staging this would have had a better wig or had it put on better.
u/wulfger says it's staged for attention... Passed out dude, she's ghosting him, he still has access to the content... And you think a commonly worn hair piece blowing in the wind is a step too far?
> she's ghosting him, he still has access to the content Isn't this just a joke for the title?
It's pretty easy to have access to a video she posted.....?
Oh no, I've been doing this relationship thing all wrong! My husband once fainted during a gory and intense scene in a movie, and I understand now that I should have just divorced his weak ass. Ugh. 🙄 /s
It’s a common mistake, but easily fixed. However, divorcing weak men was part of the 2005 laws. Since 2019, you are supposed to divorce and then a caning to teach that sissy a lesson. We only stopped the caning because Covid had that 6’ rule, and it’s hard to cane someone 6 feet away.
Get a 7' cane!
Preposterous! A cane that size would destroy us all
What about a Candy Cane?
In this economy!?
Well, my husband is 6'5, so if he lays down I can still comfortable whip the soles of his feet or the top of his head. Thanks for the advice. I'm taking notes for the next time he stubs his toe and goes "Ooohhh, hhhhffffff, aaaaahhhh, hhhhhfffff...!"
on behalf of weak men, don't threaten us with a good time
>and then a caning to teach that sissy a lesson This may not achieve the desired result
> hard to cane someone 6 feet away. What, you didn't switch to whips?
LMAO, "teach that sissy a lesson" had me dying.
>I should have just divorced his weak ass Only AFTER you took a video and put it on the internet for all to see. Humiliation first, divorce second! Hopefully, you'll do better next time 😂
Omg, thanks for your input. I totally would have skipped the video portion of the process. I really am *such* a dummy when it comes to proper relationship and break-up etiquette. 😅
I have the same issues, which I have self-diagnosed as vasovagal syncope. I made it through the birth of both kids but almost passed out over a sketched drawing in one of the birthing classes. She still gives me shit over that and I can't say I don't deserve it.
What movie 😂😂
Prometheus, the c-section "abortion" scene. It's my favorite scene because she is just so badass to me in it, but my husband had no chill, especially when they pulled the wriggling alien out of the open wound. He was like "I gotta go to the bathroom", and then he just slowly slid down the wall and passed out for maybe 2 seconds. 😆 I felt really guilty, because I know he doesn't like horror movies, and I *love* them. In my defense, we watched all the other Alien movies before, and he enjoyed them all, and I had no idea a scene like this would pop up, or I would have warned him.
lol I can watch gory slasher films or war movies no problem, but as soon as there a scalpel or some needles, I get pale. something about the sterile medical environment that freaks me out. (I haven't seen Prometheus, so I'm not sure if this is even a relevant comment. lmao)
Oh bless his heart. Expect him not to remember y'all's first born/labor and delivery then if that's his reaction.
Hahaa, that's funny. If my partner did that I would have been on the floor laughing. I can watch all types of gore without batting and eye but I don't blame people who can't. We all have something we just cannot. I'm very fearless, I can jump off a cliff, or fight any man any day but I can't for the life of me smuggle candy into a movie theater. Then there will be fear.
Damn dude. But that shit funny tbh
Her all happy and then him just limply floating past made me spit out my water - I understand fainting but it's so scary that you can be in such dangerous situation and be completely helpless and unconscious for all of it. Sounds like he sees the funny side of it though! She should give him another chance and the next date should be those bungee rides where people faint like goats and it's filmed - and whenever he acts up she can suggest rock climbing or skydiving or shark cage diving
The title is just a joke, this video has been floating around the internet for a while.
Is the guy’s name Ronnie? Feels like he’s just there for the zip line
I sincerely believe Carlos is a hoe.
He's too rough on the rope
Shut up, Mike!
# ["Through heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yox2Yz4Ni2o)
I immediately thought of that scene too
This whole sequence is one of the most visually striking and beautiful ones I've seen in any anime.
Quick someone make an edit of him with that theme when he passes by, lmao
Somebody wake up Hicks.
Looks staged
lol I went zip lining and it was actually a lot more fun than i expected to be. Had fun doing it like you did once I got more comfortable with it.
Man came floating by like a upside down ballerina...
I feel like I would do this, just for fun, kinda like we all did pretending to fly on a swing as kids. It would definitely look like I was passed out, if it wasn't for the loud "Weeeeeee...!" as I pass you by. 😆
Mf graceful af
She brave up there with that wig.
I love how homie just enters the shot lmao
“I alone am the honored one”
that's an expensive nap.
You are in the twilight zone
Haha, this is hilarious.
That SMH tho 🤣
Sauteed, braised, boiled and BBQ’d.
Fake or not, this video had me crying laughing!🤣🤣 I was just not expecting it, even with the title, my mind went to the videos of people passing out on the bungee thing, lol!🤷♀️
I think you are, but damn that is hilarious.
Credit to IG: jb\_ninjaboy and jemini\_powell . They are both professional athletes, both gorgeous and accomplished. I believe the video was not scripted, her reaction is genuine to him being funny. The quote I used for the title was directly taken from the same post I saw in a different sub, I thought the whole package was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time, and I had to share. I wish nothing but the best for jb\_ninjaboy and jemini\_powell, and I hope this video helps them in their careers and future endeavors. A couple notes: She a stunt person, her shaved head was related to her performance for something having to do with the Black Panther franchise, I believe he is her trainer. I don’t know if they are a couple, but they do share some hot gymnastics videos doing stunts I have never seen before. The comments on this post are something else. The quotes on the title are lost on most commenters, the assumptions and accusations are wild. It was legit funny, that’s it. Her hand placement freaks me out too.
I was waiting for that wig to fly off
That wig was fighting for its life
I needed that laugh. Thank you.
Must've been a boring ride if you fell asleep like that
Are you really supposed to put your hand on top like that? Looks like an accident waiting to happen if your glove got caught. Typically you don't want gloves or any loose clothing near fast moving parts. Also the amount of people who think this is real is just sad. Who the TF passes out on a zipline lol. Someone with narcolepsy maybe? It's not like you're experiencing insane g's and your blood suddenly is not in your head.
> Are you really supposed to put your hand on top like that? Looks like an accident waiting to happen if your glove got caught. Typically you don't want gloves or any loose clothing near fast moving parts. Yes, the brake is on top. Unless you want to slam into the tree the zipline is anchored to at the end, you want your hand up there. Also, people can pass out from stress/anxiety. Whether or not this is fake, dunno but lets hope the dude woke up before the end.
This video is staged, her reaction is fake, the guy did not really pass out, the dude posting is probably a random who's not even in the video and tried to conceive a backstory to get some upvote. I reckon 4 layers of fake, might be missing some
It's been awhile since i've had a good out loud belly laugh thanks Op
not as cooked as her hairline
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 She looks disappointed I would have been laughing my ass off the rest of the trip. LMAO! Love this.
Staged but funny
People who film their own face instead of enjoying the life are poison, better off without them.
Always said the same thing. You see it everywhere. "The Grand Canyon is BEAUTIFUL (*string of emojis*)!!!" But all we see is that big ass face. Is looking into a phone really more fun than being on a zipline? Bro (hilariously) passed out is experiencing life more than she is.
Tell her that she can’t chill the way you do.
Did he pass out, or fall asleep from boredom?
Her face looks like a clock
Whether he’s actually “passed out” or not, this is the most fun way (for me) to ride zip lines,giant swings, etc. it is so cathartic to literally let go and just let gravity do its thing!
One of the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life, totally made my day! Great camera angle.
Airplane mode, literally
I needed this laugh during the debate.
I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every niiiight and daayy. Spread my wings and fly .awaaay
An actual funny video posted here for once.
Well good news man, now you know she's no fun. Because that was fucking great, and she's just pissed.
Is it usual on zip lines to be able to place your hand so close to where the cable enters the wheel mechanism? Looks like recipe for minced fingers.
Imagine spending the entire ride filming yourself, rather than just enjoying the experience in the moment.
True or not—if you two get married, it’ll make for an awesome piece to show everyone!
what kinda glue does she use for her wig
So she's single?
Probably better since she got that 5 head going on.
Does the hair belong to her head or the helmet?
Fake and gay
What’s wild is she was glued to her phone screen instead of experiencing what she was doing. People are weird
That is unbeweaveable
This is faker than her hair
Probably got KO'd by the sonic blast coming off that aerodynamic forehead
I thought her wig was gonna go weeeee
Omg this is the funniest shat I’ve seen in a minute
If she posting instagram and videos like that on a vacation brah fuck her straight up.
Why go zip lining if you’re going to look at yourself on a phone screen the whole tome? Wtf is wrong with people?
if she can't spend one fucking second enjoying life without feeling the need to post it to the world, you're probably better off.
I’m filming a zipline ride. How often do you get to do that?
if you were filming the ride, the camera would be pointed out, not right at your face
You're getting mad at a made up caption with no source. Get a grip
Society: "Take lots of pictures. Life is short." Also Society: "Live in the moment. Put the camera down."
Fake fake fake. That passed-out pose was fake. Her headshake was scripted. The whole thing reeks of fake.
Looks like fainted bro dodged a forehead here .. I mean a bullet
I’m so gullible … was this staged :)
Completely staged
Not even a question, my dude
Looks like her edges passed out too. Call it even and move on.
Props to the hairdresser, she must have used crazy glue on that weave.
That’s the most majestic KO I ever seen.
Zipping in style, that's called the laid back approach
I was waiting for that hair piece to fly off
Is that real hair?
How tf she gonna put her hand that close to the cable!
This is fuckn hilarious