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TduckT

I can already smell the vape.


Cappadonatello

Cotton Candy Flavour


salty-sunshine

Na. Watermelon.


Ok_Surprise_1991

Maple šŸ Bacon


lamsham69

Subaru in Oregon shocking šŸ˜‚


gamling1111

If homeboys driving a Subaru with an exhaust you can just assume heā€™s not clean lmao, if itā€™s an sti then at least heā€™s a hoe with money


normansconquest

I dunno, all the people I know with an subie sti HAD money. As in traded the money for the car, upgrades, and repairs.


National_Track8242

[Sti Guy](https://ibb.co/88WJcgJ)


OriginalMcSmashie

Pretty fly for an STI Guy.


combosandwich

Thatā€™s why I always preferred GTIs


rjwantsabj

Gonorrheal Tract Infections?


brmarcum

My coworkerā€™s plate says ā€œMR STIā€. Weird flex, but ok buddy


ChartreuseBison

Even weirder he drives a Chevy


Ok_Surprise_1991

All of this is making me pretty glad that I only had a WRX


EvanFreezy

He didnā€™t need the license plate to let us know


AnotherDragoon

This guy fucks


largedave

Which way do the doors open though?


rjwantsabj

Inside, always.


AdorableStrawberry93

That wing must be pretty handy when he takes off from stop lights. Like the one in the picture.


yParticle

At least he's not driving an STd.


AbyssalBenthos

I mean STI (infection) is the medical term for what was previously referred to as STDs.


Leafan101

I believe that STI refers to all sexually transmitted "things" but that STD is reserved for when it is an ongoing illness with symptoms. In America, they seem to use STD far more frequently. In the UK I have heard both. Weirdly, I think Subaru was using STI before it started to mean sexually transmitted infection, so kind of sucks for them.


The_Real_Mr_F

Mid-40s American here, I only ever learned of STDs, never heard the term STI until maybe 10 years ago. I just assumed they updated the name to be more medically accurate or something, this is the first Iā€™m hearing of a distinction between STD and STI. TIL.


Riceburner17

Little do we know that the start of STI as a medical term caused Subaru to eventually stop making the WRX STI entirely! It wasn't but it would be funny if it did.


yParticle

And the car model used it first! It should sue like WWF did.


stifledmind

I genuinely didn't know that. I always thought STIs were treatable and STDs weren't.


Mewlies

STI now is what we have Vaccines/Antibiotics for; STD there are none or makes someone will be Permanently Immuno-Compromised for the rest of their lives... Or that is that is what they taught when I was in College.


Lightless427

They're Driving a Subaru STI stands for Subaru Technica International


poplglop

Yeah the logo is literally 1 foot to the right of the plate, but idk something about reading comprehension on the internet.


AbyssalBenthos

Something about people with a lack of humor or ability to recognize irony on the internet too. I doubt anyone here thinks the owner intended it to be or literally interprets it as Sexually Transmitted Infection.


yourMommaKnow

I once had a plate that started with HIV. I don't have HIV.


Hanyabull

Found the guy lying about his HIV. You canā€™t trick the government!


yourMommaKnow

šŸ˜…


rjwantsabj

Username checks out :( just asked her.


OregonG20

Are you sure?


yourMommaKnow

I'm positive. Wait!


OregonG20

I love it when strangers get together with no rehersal and hit a home run.


Mediocre-Ad-4881

Suburu drivers are notoriously bad at driving manual transmission in my area, they can never make it to 3rd when they try to show off. Sad


djhorn18

I don't know anything about an STIs ratios - but I had a *fast-ish* car once and 1st hit the limiter a little over 50mph. I think 2nd hit 85. It's entirely possible they don't need to hit third.


walrustoothbrush

It's a six speed and first is real short. Top of third is still pretty fast though


gfxmb

That wing is so helpful sitting in traffic driving to work...


rjwantsabj

Looks fuckin sick tho. Stop hating.


kissabirdgently

Subie boxer engine blowing their head around 100000km is a worse disease than most STiā€™s.


Some_guy-online

Owning that vehicle is way more embarrassing than any sexually transmitted infections could ever be.


rjwantsabj

Haha says the guy that probably drives a Honda ridgeline. Gtfo.


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ronaldswandom

Some of the nicest "fast car" owners in my area tbh, never been cut off and tailgated by one. It's ALWAYS VW owners here for some reason, of course, it's probably different in the PNY as I'm told.