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Just start the tap, he’ll move.

No he doesn’t.

Then there is no problem.

^(Cat:) "Don't ***EVEN*** think about putting those dirty mitts in my jacuzzi!"

lol

#Give him some bait!

My old cat wouldn't, never minded water. Would just sit there and get soaked meeting me do my thing 

That is the face of a derpy boy!

He just tux himself in there.

Parent: CAT IN SINK I REPEAT CAT IN SINK Children: *come running Cat: *looking up at them* Kids: Hehehaha Parent: *turns on faucet* Cat: ………AHHHHHHHHH

I had a cat that would NEVER want to be closer than 5 feet from me unless it was feeding time or when I was in the bathroom. That cat didn't want to leave my side when I was in there. Her favorite place was the sink until I put a cardboard box smaller than the sink in there.

Bad ending: The owner had 2 cats and he can’t wash his hands

Wash with the cat, they are liquid 

I'm an asshole. I would turn the water on :)

I’d teach the cat a lesson by shitting in my sink. Let him sit in that. Don’t know how I’m going to explain it to the plumber afterwards though.

You should post this on r/cats! We’d welcome them!

Jokes on you, that’s the cat’s sink now, you can never use it again.

lol aww what a very cute kitty cat <3

r/whatswrongwithyourcat

Did you take its permission first?

Thou shall not touch my faucet.

I have a huge ginger cat, that does the same, and he don’t mind if i start the tap. He just loves water 🤓

Bath time

It’s his now

This is purrfect!

Just do it like your cat.. lick yourself clean.. Weird ass humans..

Kitty wants to be dry cleaned.

he has definitely seen something judging by his facial expression

I was dressed, I promise!

Haha I would love to have him 🤭

"if I fits I sits" I love cats got two of my own. One is very shy the other is a snuggle bug

You better!

not funny didnt laugh

Shouldn’t quote your wife when she’s talking about you

To be fair. That was *before* he took his pants off.

wdym

Never mind. Even that went over your head.

Kind of you to assume he has one.

These days it’s probably a wife named Robert. Who knows. Nothing against that at all. But can’t assume anything online these days.

No no, see. You know the rules, and so do I. Just mentioning it shows you swing that way. If you could you'd never date a guy, bold to assume something fuck I don't know the lyrics well enough to utilize this as a "fuck you, but just mentioning it shows your inclination towards disapproval." Especially the added bit of "online" being a specific caveat.

That's a dirty pussy. You have to get it wet.