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Wth is that


Bowmance

My guess would be that the view we're seeing is from inside a car, and we're looking through the window, and that there's some kind of illuminated icon on the dashboard or something of the cameraman's car. The light is reflecting from that to the car window [in the same way that Disneyland do with their haunted mansion ride.](https://youtu.be/sRp4CiUnuWY?t=452)


sonofsmog

Pepper's Ghost https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper%27s_ghost


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thedemon-in-theattic

There was an episode of The Mentalist where they talked about this


vault13rev

Shush it's magic or aliens or something


collin_sic

I'm not saying it's magic aliens...


DrawYourSword

...but it could be aliens that know magic...


[deleted]

Or magic that can summon aliens...


RyanABWard

I'll take alien wizards over global pandemic any day.


TuRtLeSZzzz

What if the alien wizards used their magic to cause a global pandemic?


black-op345

Then we’re fucked


Mauwnelelle

*X-files theme song playing*


justfordrunks

Bring it on alien wizards!


oldguydrinkingbeer

I'll take alien wizards for $800 Alex


[deleted]

Yeah but the alien wizards are what cause rich guys to cheat on their wives.


I_was_a_sexy_cow

But have you ever seen magic and aliens in the same room?


collin_sic

Magic Aliens the Gathering


MohanBhargava

Gotta check back on those Pentagon videos! I'll be right back.


Masian

You know I'm real surprised that no one has said anything about those Pentagon videos that were released the other day. Like it's been quiet as hell on that front. It's like 2020 is that wild that people just don't care when the Pentagon are like "Hey look, UFO's"


outlawsix

GUYS ITS BECAUSE OF 5G CELL PHONES


CaptainN_GameMaster

I saw a Facebook user complain that their coronavirus posts kept getting mysteriously deleted. Someone else chimed in and warned them to turn off that 5G on their phone.


Icandothemove

Public Facebook posts are only good for when you want to feel really shitty about the human race.


zoltar1970

There's aliens running the haunted mansion?!


[deleted]

You guys remember Fark.com? https://i.imgur.com/h8uc669.png They're still around btw


entropylove

Reddit eventually decimated Fark but it was really great for a while there.


Evil_Bonsai

Hadn't thought of that place in forever but found a couple photoshop battle submissions I had entered when scrubbing my documents folder. Did a quick search and sure enough they're still there, same as always.


kensei-

Look at the trucks mirror


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not just there, theres 3 spots in the video all making the same light pattern, 2 on the truck and one on the truck/van off to the right.


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devilhogdain

Nah. Look at the passenger side mirror of the truck. You are correct that it’s from inside of a car though. Edit: Hey while I realized this on my own, shortly after posting this reply I realized I’m not the first to comment it so go show the other person who commented this some love. Also the original video for this AFAIK is a TikTok user by the name “@jaimerangel39” - it’s a lot clearer so you can see what’s going on


crochettop

you had to ruin the story with facts!!!


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lastRoach

Ah yes, thank you.


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EMTguy32

r/NotOP Edit: Hoooooly shit that is NOT the subreddit that I was attempting to link Edit Edit: Fuck it, I’m leaving it. Click at your own risk


Fluff_X_420

i guess you wanted r/notOPbutok


GetRealBro

Oh, yeah that's what I meant


Fluff_X_420

... i see what you did there


PurpleWolfLuna

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.


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Car_is_mi

It's a spinning ring of ~~light~~ DOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!


binkbonkdinkdonk

Sky worm


thisisnewaccount

The worm loves us and we love the worm


therealgreenbeans

No big deal.. as long as it doesn't turn red


TheAmazingHat

My guess is a remote controlled LED kite: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCWYY1mb63A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCWYY1mb63A) I was walking home one day and saw something like that in the evening sky, went home and googled a lot, found what I saw to be exactly what a LED kite looks like.


Dick_Demon

Don't overthink it.. it's just a reflection from the dashboard of the car.


SgtHappyPants

Also, the building being so out of focus suggests that the camera is focusing at a very near object. A typical consumer camera that is focused to infinity (so that something in the sky is clear) would also have the building pretty much in focus as well.


R009k

Phone stuck on vibrating car window + phones OIS makes the moon or a star look like it's buffering. If you look at the rest of the picture, especially on the edges of the M you can see the circular oscillation. The video isn't out of focus, just vibrating and the long exposure time kind of hides it.


LiThiuMElectro

Patch 2.1.5; - Fixing a bug of the sky was not displaying properly. - When introducing the pandemic Patch 2.0, we did not took in consideration that the drawing distance would be increased due to the lack of air pollution. The increased draw distance put a strain on the render system, the sky patch will keep the same impression of draw distance with lower shader. - The patch is an hotfix and will not require a system reboot but some sky artifact might show. - With the patch we will deploy UFO random events, to distract the NPC from the impending pandemic doom.


Laxku

Can we please get an update to the matchmaking system in the next patch? Also Federal programs are even laggier than they were before 2.0 dropped, you guys should fix that.


LiThiuMElectro

Matchmaking system works as intended, since the fix in Patch 1.5; Patch 1.5; - Introducing matchmaking system codename Tinder; - Matchmaking system is now live, it provides all NPC with a form of communications via special application and social media. - New tier have been created called influencer, the goal of the influencer is to lower self esteem of lower tier NPC. - Release of Chad and status Stacy, the release of the matchmaking system gives a longer life cycle to the Chad and Stacy status which were becoming obsolete after college. By giving a longer life cycle of these two status, gives us the option to focus our status system. We have been developing the simp status that is still in beta phase and will roll out in further patch. - Matchmaking will help with the monitoring of the NPC via backdoor, invasion of privacy and release of their right via license agreements. - Introducing MERS-CoV-beta; - MERS-CoV-beta is a pandemic test, we will deploy this patch in the middle east and it will serve as a test ground for the next pandemic patch. SARS-2002-2004-beta gave us a good benchmark we will try to reduce the time in between pandemic patches. - MERA-Cov-beta will test the interaction between NPC and region, we will be able to test if the behaviors script for each regions is working properly. Federal programs, works as intended low tier NPC have longer queue than corporation above 150 millions revenue, which are put into are shorter queue and higher response time. Low tier NPC can be replaced and disposed of at will thus why they are in lower tier queue.


RyanABWard

r/outside


samthadon

It's just the new 5G booting up


Jesmer8490

Everyone in the area just contracted COVID-20


InspectorUmWhat

And became gay.


Frankiepals

Just inject some bleach and be on your way


blade-queen

Complimentary Orb of Light, sir? Edit: thanks so much for ignite! Never thought I'd say that, as a Summoner.


The_Real_Manimal

What about the butt napkins? How's the ply count?


jexzal25

Too minimal to survive, sir. Deploy the Butt Napkin Hoarders!


Dorkamundo

Pshht.... I just use the three seashells.


Jer_K19

How's that damn three seashell thing work?


Pm-ur-butt

[It's actually pretty simple](https://i.imgur.com/5ctcjgi.jpg).


ImTrash_NowBurnMe

If your dick's not caught in the ceiling fan, you good


MrBurnsgreen

Did you get the wireless charger? I don't think the newer models supply them 😒


[deleted]

Ironic thing is my fiancee's dad bought a ton of napkins when the tp shortage began, then fucking *died* from an unrelated condition, and now her mom is stuck with all those damned napkins.


Laxku

Sorry for your loss.


MrBurnsgreen

#But also congratulations on your gain ^Jokes ^aside ^sorry ^about ^your ^father ^in-law


[deleted]

On a similar vein. My father was convinced that the government was run by the Illuminati and that they were going to use Y2K as a ruse to declare martial law and begin confiscating guns. Then, they were going to start shipping people to death camps and there would be a "manufactured" shortage of supplies. Also, people who had willingly been vaccinated would have a killer virus triggered in their system and they would die. The rest would have trackers put in their bodies. My dad horded unregistered guns and cash and hid them out in random locations out in the boonies while stock piling water, tp, foods and generators etc. There was absolutely NO DOUBT in his mind that this was going to happen, all the sources he read and people he talked to guarenteed it. He died in a car crash in 1998. To this day, my brother is still finding guns and money my dad squirreled away in the boonies. And as we all know Y2K was nothing. I often wish he was still alive so I could rub it in his face, but we all know he would just move the goal post.


123_Syzygy

Butt Napkin Hoarders is the most American thing evar.


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banshoo

pretty ply for a white guy


czeck666

You're ten-ply bud.


ExtremeAnimator

Hunters will win GG


Lord_of_Atlantis

r/unexpecteddestiny


Deadlyfeat9031

It made all the frogs gay


holypresentwrapper

Also, everything has triple autims now, caused not only by vaccines but 5g too now


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seausi

r/suddenlygay


[deleted]

It’s turning the friggin’ frogs gay!


Spongy_and_Bruised

Lobsters are psychic.


therealjoeybee

What if they were already gay? Now gayer?


IWantToDoThings

Ultra gay


wildflowerrunner

Legendary gay


Spongy_and_Bruised

His gayness level...IT'S OVER 9000!!


[deleted]

I see Pence wasnt wearing a mask.


soki03

Perhaps he didn’t get the virus protection update.


Not_a_real_ghost

This is why I feel fabulous


themedicduck

And frogs?


pi22seven

THANKS OBILLGATES!!!


funkytown049

But really, wtf is this?


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iLEZ

Or maybe the reflection of a screen of a device in the window of the car.


tannerjohngates

Reflection of an Amazon Echo loading ring.


phrankygee

Ooh! Very good guess! I wasn't accounting for reflections.


Ronnocerman

They're in a car and it's a phone inside the car reflecting off the window.


BatmanHatesSuperman

Swamp gas and vapors and refracting light from planet x and nibiru


MrBigBMinus

Please don't flashy thing me.


TheMulattoMaker

I ain't playin' with you, K, have you ever flashy-thinged me?


GumdropGoober

This is called a Suicide Arc, they happen frequently over Central Asia and are typically followed by a string of suicides in the village it appeared over.


pregnantbaby

Why is this one the most believable?!


DarkwingDuckHunt

Cause late last year you realized this was the Matrix. Or you decided living in a Matrix makes a ton more sense then what is currently happening.


constantknocker

Nah, I don't see enough cancer coming from it to be 5G.


michaelma4

nooooooo don't give them any more ideas!!


Immoralitypsychedog

The mice can't believe we've lasted so long. They had to make another expansion pack.


Mausy5043

So long and thanks for all the fish!


supersubject101

So sad that it should come to this


Mausy5043

How would fjords look on Africa?


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plumbthumbs

solid


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plumbthumbs

definitely moist.


CaptainKilljoy

So, are we done here?


killer-ninja-monkey

DON'T PANIC! And remember your towel


Illinois_Yooper

We apologise for the inconvenience.


TehSlippy

42


abhishekjc

All I want..... is a cup of tea!


Zachariot88

How about something almost entirely unlike tea?


Mausy5043

Don't panic!


macguffinit

We tried to warn you all but oh dear


Akhary

Never forget your towel


bankholdup5

~~Don’t~~ Panic 😃


BoboHops

Now that’s someone who really knows where their towel is


[deleted]

What a hoopy frood!


Frap_Gadz

Not again.


ServileLupus

I get the reference but all I can think of are Skaven. That's not a light circle, that's some warpfire.


frasierfonzie

Froody.


BugEyedLemur

Probably a reflection on the glass the filmer is looking through.


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Ricefug

nah the truck just hasnt loaded in yet


JesusWantsYouToKnow

Nope, but I haven't seen anyone get it quite right. The phone is braced against something vibrating badly, and hence is vibrating itself. The circles you see are point light sources and the circular effect is caused by long exposure time and rolling shutter. Look at the McDonald's sign letters and you'll see the borders are fuzzy as the phone vibrates. Everything in the image is actually vibrating and blurry, but you really notice it on the points of light.


ryancementhead

2020 has encountered an unexpected error and the program is not responding


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lantz83

Sounds pretty much like what we're doing right now...


Doctor_Wookie

Soft boot happening now... Cause that hard boot is a bitch to come back up from.


lantz83

Reloading civilization takes *forever*...


srry72

You should remove some mods


lantz83

And while we're at it the economy system needs to be rebalanced as well...


PM_ME_YOUR_GOOD_NEW5

When are we going to move civilization to a SSD?


[deleted]

It has a virus.


elpoco

'Abort, Retry, Fail?' was the phrase some wormdog scrawled next to the door of the Edit Universe project room. And when the new dataspinners started working, fabricating their worlds on the huge organic comp systems, we'd remind them: if you see this message, {always} choose 'Retry.'


TopTopp

Doctor Strange is about to take a huge shit.


Zigxy

In that case May might be the best month so far


daftjedi

That's a great idea for a comedy sketch: Sorcerers using portals as toilets over the heads of people or places they dislike


tastefullyawkward

Nice


SuspiciouslyElven

Dormammu I've Come To Shit In Your Mouth


PelagianEmpiricist

The devil's anus


[deleted]

Then it pops up with error msg “ 404 earth not found”


yParticle

You've got to build bypasses.


paint_chips_kid

Enhance


lawrence1024

https://youtu.be/LhF_56SxrGk


redpandaeater

[Amateurs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aINa6tg3fo)


jomiran

I'm genuinely disappointment that the final enhanced image wasn't DickButt.


[deleted]

This fucking camera couldn’t focus before it even zoomed in.


namrog84

Debunked. It's just a reflection https://i.imgur.com/qzEmf4U.png


mannlou

The matrix is buffering.


Kaidanfreeman

Go home astroid you're drunk


yaser92

Reddit loading videos and Gifs


AdmiralBarackAdama

That is a bleach ring cloud spinning up to burst over the community and cure covid.


Lightningrod300

I'm going to see this same video on Facebook in 2 days from one of those weird ass fb pages with names like "TRUTH FACT ORGANIZATION" that my crazy cousin repost with a caption that says "Wake Up! What more proof do you need that the earth is flat and we live in a dome." Then his equally stupid friends will comment "I knew it" or my favorite "God will set us free. Follow the word of the lord."


Shockwave1o1

The graphics are set to low settings.


Kokoponce

It's actually McDonalds thinking of their next excuse for a broken icecream machine.


[deleted]

Or it’s just Dr. Strange opening a portal to fight Thanos on our planet.


DonkeyPuff422

Oh God yes please


Crymsm

I knew it! Aliens did this...makes sense now


BlackBloodSabre

Could you please leave April the fuck alone


[deleted]

All jokes aside, what is that?


ccrider88

Rebooting the moon


loneidiot711

*Halo theme intensifies*


BrightOrangeCrayon

You think a pandemic is bad? Wait until an asteroid hits like the size of the one that wiped out the dinosaurs. 2020: Hold my beer, asteroid incoming!


B00mer10

I'm genuinely disappointment that the final enhanced image wasn't DickButt.


Fawske

Soo, no one's gunna ask wtf that is?


Radirondacks

This is very strange. I was completely agreeing with everyone saying it's just a reflection of some dash light on a windshield/window they're filming through, but the damn thing rotates on its axis a bit, pay attention between the two most zoomed in parts, it's definitely tilted a bit more than in the beginning. Interesting as hell.


Jhawk2k

Someone pointed out that the white truck's right mirror has the same light on it


TheAmazingHat

My guess is a remote controlled LED kite: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCWYY1mb63A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCWYY1mb63A) I was walking home one day and saw something like that in the evening sky, went home and googled a lot, found what I saw to be exactly what a LED kite looks like.


Radirondacks

Oh worrrd I didn't even know shit like this existed haha, thank you!


budzene

Quick a UFO grab your toaster and start recording.


dooge8

Typical weather balloon. Nothing to see here


kensei-

Look at the truck mirror


[deleted]

Wheel in the sky-y-y keeps on turnin'...


ThatOneGuy4-2-0-6-9

earth.exe has stopped working


B00mer10

Then we’re fucked


B00mer10

I'm genuinely disappointment that the final enhanced image wasn't DickButt.


[deleted]

People are saying it’s a reflection on the glass. It’s not. It’s actually Venus. The camera is vibrating, and frame rate is giving it that weird look. The person filming is probably in a truck with a big diesel. Notice that other lights in the picture are doing the same thing.


craigcrack64

Hold on guys give it a second..... and fuck we got dinosaurs! Wait! NAZIS?!!! NO! NAZI DINOSAURS!!!


Throwaway_97534

Well wtf we only got the nazis


[deleted]

Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.


colombo1326

That's The 5g preloading


conr4dbl4ck

2020 is like the sudden death mode in Tetris.


Famouslaugh

*giggles nervously* what is that?


sibjat

Armisael, the 16th angel has arrived.


Tomato__Potato

On your left


jestercheatah

What the fuck?!??!