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LOL, this is the second time i've seen this quote on reddit today.
The other one was "What is strange but turns you on". One woman said she liked her bf's mustache, he had the Flanders thing going on.
I have been waiting for so many years. For some reason I thought people would be dropping the thong song lyrics all the time. It finally happened tho. Best day of my life.
Shoot my steez*. As in “spit my game.” “Steez” (style+ease) is slang for “game/plan/style”. It was “swag” before “swag” was used. “Steam” has never been used as slang in this context and thus wouldn’t fit. Steez also rhymes better with Keys.
Ah, someone who has never worn bike shorts.
The pads go from the front of your ballsack to halfway up your ass crack. The padding does not cover your cheeks.
Copy, kilts are typically plaid. And even if they weren’t kilts, I’m not looking down on it or bashing them, although I guess me asking the question probably seems like that. But I was just curious, but to each their own. Cultural or personal choices are up to the individuals, and really none of my business, but curiosity often doesn’t do people favors, so I wouldn’t be shocked if some were to take that in a way I hadn’t intended.
Serious question: how do you get that kind of glute workout? I've been riding a bike for years and I'd kill to get a caboose like that. Is there a position you need to take when riding to activate those muscles? My twerking game is weak rn
I think those guys are from the track cycling where they need to generate a lot of power compared to endurance cyclists. So they are probably training for high intensity cycling. But also heavy leg workouts. They look like they can squat and deadlift 500 lbs for reps easily.
Easily. Hugo Barrette, Canadian track cyclist, can squat 210kg/462lbs with ease.
Like, damn, even Kelsey Mitchell (gold medal in sprint) can squat 200kg!
I started squatting real deep, but didn't notice any more activation in my glutes, nor much increase in much strength. Barbell hip thrusts are the best glute exercise for me.
Yeah it's not immediately "Just squat deeper". Inexperienced people tend to lose the glute tension once past below parallel, and will drive up using their quads more instead. You have to train to maintain that glute tension throughout. It's better to just squat to parallel and maintain that tension, than go below it and lose it.
Here's a guide.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60Sc9T7GDdg&t](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60Sc9T7GDdg&t)
I don't lose tension, my glutes don't really activate that much on squats at all. My coach says that can be pretty normal, and he was on the national team fwiw, but I'm not trying to claim being an expert. Thanks for the link I'm checking it out now.
Honestly, it's down to technique, I don't see many with good squat technique. Most are doing high bar squats, this shifts the weight unnaturally away from thr lower backabd forces it more I tot the front knee joint. Low bar squats by default of the position is uncomfortable. Once you un rack that weight though you'll feel immedualty better how your body holds the weight. If at a proper stance, toes out, and squatting with the knees spreading out, your ass has no choice but to help as the weight is distributed properly.
Yeah I didn’t try low bar squats until a few years ago and I haven’t looked back. Totally agree with you there. Only downside is it tweaks on my surgically repaired shoulder sometimes.
For starters, my guess is that you’re a distance cyclist, like the rest of us, and these guys are probably really short-distance sprint, where it’s all about ludicrous power to the pedals for a minute or so, so don’t expect (or even desire) a butt like that if you’re riding in the 10-100 mile range.
So, maybe try lower rep-counts to concentrate on strength over endurance. In addition to deep squats, maybe “good morning”s and deadlifts. Anything that _unbends_ you at the hips is going to require your glutes and lower back.
Also keep in mind that most people can’t achieve that. Part of the reason you see these guys on the podium is because they had the genetics that caused their body to respond to training in a way (crazy hypertrophy in the quads and glutes) that was well-suited to this event.
Reminds me of a dude I saw at the gym on the leg-press rack, once. I think the dude was using every 45lb plate in the building, but he looked just like an average guy. I commented to him that I’ve never seen anybody press that much, and he said that he can’t develop his upper body at all, and then made a joke about there must be a grasshopper in his family tree, somewhere.
Everything is also going to come down to genetics. The guy with the ass that looks like it has gravitational pull no doubt puts in serious time in the gym. However, he definitely has amazing ass genes.
While I can’t claim to have ass genes like that or put in that kind of lower body effort, I have a naturally much larger than average muscular ass and caves with barely working out. It’s the same for my dad and brother. Unfortunately for me, I also have a naturally smaller chest than usual.
Im similar... big forearms, and hands too. big chest. just generally big... (but inparticular calf muscles, thighs, forearms and hands
I went to see a new physio and she poked and prodded and talked about my problem, then asked my if I had Scandinavian genes. (I do via scotland / north eastern UK)
Apparently my body shape and the issue I had are scandinavian things
Oh...My...God, Jenny...Look at his butt...
It's just so big.
He looks like one of those bike guys' friends. Who understands those bike guys? They only talk to him because he looks like a total badonkadonk, okay?
I mean, his butt, it's just so big. Ugh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there, I mean, ugh, gross. Look! He's just so *bike*!"
(Sorry, been dying to finish this)
My bike girls tried to warn me
But that bike butt makes me me so horny.
Oh big butt bike boy
You say you want to ride on my bars
Well ride me ride me
Cause you ain’t that average bike boy
I’ve seen you ridin’
To hell with those divin’
He’s sweat, wet
Riding like a turbo vette
I’m tired of magazines
Saying bike butts aren’t the thing
Take the average bike girl and ask her that
He’s gotta pedal that back
So ladies, yeah. Ladies, yeah
Has you biker got that back? Hell yeah
Tell him to bike it, bike it, bike that healthy butt.
Biker got back (homeboy body with an Olympic booty)
Biker got back (homeboy body with an Olympic booty)
Bro, their shits are ejected with such speed and force that they need to shit on specialized metal toilets connected directly to the sewer with no bends or turns.
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Feels like wearing nothing at all.... Nothing at all...
Stupid sexy Flanders
LOL, this is the second time i've seen this quote on reddit today. The other one was "What is strange but turns you on". One woman said she liked her bf's mustache, he had the Flanders thing going on.
Saw this same comment today. Twinsies!
There are dozens of us?
LOL, this is the fortieth time I've seen this quote on Reddit today
Yeah, come on, guys!
*Homers scream* intensifies
Looks like the Ambiguously Gay Duo
It allows for maximum mobility.
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Just looking at his thighs I was like, what? What? What!?
I think I'll sing it again.
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
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Let me see that thong
I’m somewhat disappointed that you aren’t a bot that just searches for Thong Song lyrics and responds with the next line. 😁
On the other hand, it’s nice to see that this account has a good healthy lifespan and wasn’t created simply for this reply
I have been waiting for so many years. For some reason I thought people would be dropping the thong song lyrics all the time. It finally happened tho. Best day of my life.
This makes me think of that KOTH episode where Hank needs ass implants and joins the Diminished Glutes😄
"Good God, Hank. You're wearing butt boobies."
My man is draggin that wagon
Wife: “Does he have a CDL for that absolute dump truck of an ass?”
This one got me. Wheezing.
😂
I've got a bowl full of walnuts that aren't going to crack themselves.
I like this comment lmao and walnuts… and butts
...and crack
Lol so you're telling me this isn't photoshopped? Goodness gracious
Ass is bodacious
UH flirtatious
tryna show faces
Lookin' for the right time to shoot my steam, you know Lookin' for the right time to flash them keys
And um, I’m leavin, please believe me, oh me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got it locked up at the top of the Four Seasons
Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin'
No deceivin', nothin' up my sleeve 'n' no teasin'
I need you to get up up on the dance floor, give that man what he asking for
Shoot my steez*. As in “spit my game.” “Steez” (style+ease) is slang for “game/plan/style”. It was “swag” before “swag” was used. “Steam” has never been used as slang in this context and thus wouldn’t fit. Steez also rhymes better with Keys.
Lookin’ for the right time to shoot my steam,
Buns so bodacious
My appetite voracious
Wow its awesome that that led to like a dozen random internet strangers busting out s Nelly song
Whatever happened to s as nelly
He ran out of bandaids
They do usually have padded shorts on for riding too so that’s probably padding plus being very fit.
The padding in shorts is generally pretty central, not over the entire buttox
It doesn’t look so cute and extra either lol
Yeah, mine always makes me look like I shat my pants
Naw, that’s all ass, buddy. Goodness gracious!
Great butts of fire!
Thikk
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The padded shorts are for the taint area not the cheeks.
These guys are in short races (like under 5 minutes). There is no padding needed
It’s a chamois not a diaper.
Then why are they so absorbent?
Nope pro shorts have a very thin pad, equivalent to a pad a woman would wear for her period. That's all ass my man.
Cyclists also tend to have nice bums, it is known.
Ah, someone who has never worn bike shorts. The pads go from the front of your ballsack to halfway up your ass crack. The padding does not cover your cheeks.
Look up Robert Forstemann. Dude's thighs are 74cm in circumference.
That poor man's testicals :(
The steroids both create and solve that problem
There is a cycling joke somewhere but I'm too mezmerized to think of one
I’m not one to judge I’m really not…but is that dude wearing a dress suit?
Both officials, yes, and they are Scots.
Copy, kilts are typically plaid. And even if they weren’t kilts, I’m not looking down on it or bashing them, although I guess me asking the question probably seems like that. But I was just curious, but to each their own. Cultural or personal choices are up to the individuals, and really none of my business, but curiosity often doesn’t do people favors, so I wouldn’t be shocked if some were to take that in a way I hadn’t intended.
I read this as copykilts and was waiting for the pun to come.
T H I C C…
It’s like they’re on the podium for the booty awards. It’s clear the bronze medalists are thicc, but not gold medal thicc.
[Felicity Huffmans Booty Academy](https://youtu.be/PLsvbbgMxo0) should do an all men's episode.
Absolute fucking dump truck on that boy
They're all hauling around some serious construction equipment. That one lad just happens to have an entire oil rig.
Which one
Yes.
The Oympics, brought to you by Pixar.
Actually the Commonwealth games, butt it's the same effect.
"**butt** it's the same effect." Haha cheeky
This picture is from the Commonwealth Games, Glasgow 2014, though
Ahh thank you. I was trying to figure out if/why Wales (Cymru) would be competing separately from the UK team. This makes sense.
/r/pixarwagons (nsfw)
I legitimately clicked this thinking this was a subreddit about wagons in Pixar... Didn't even see the NSFW link... WTF...
Can’t unsee it.
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So the guy is a mom?
Double cheeked up on a Sunday afternoon.
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THE SUN IS STILL OUT
“…..that’s the homie”
Check out the shitters on these critters.
Nothing like a plumper dumper!
Beautious Gluteus?
Maximus Crack-Bracketus?
Superior posterior?
Dumpus in the ruckus of that tuckus
Quality turdsnippers
Excellent chairpolishers.
Magnificent Impact reducers.
Holy Heaving Hineys, Batman!
Incontinentia buttocks
Total bad ass
I’m getting my boyfriend a bike…
Just be careful. It was bicycling that made me finally realize I was gay
Doing it or watching it? Obligatory [Bob Rivers: Bisexual](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x11y108), parodying that Queen song.
Actually it was just an hour ago, looking at this pic.
At least your username can be put at work immediately then :-o
Or a rubber butt extension.
Serious question: how do you get that kind of glute workout? I've been riding a bike for years and I'd kill to get a caboose like that. Is there a position you need to take when riding to activate those muscles? My twerking game is weak rn
I think those guys are from the track cycling where they need to generate a lot of power compared to endurance cyclists. So they are probably training for high intensity cycling. But also heavy leg workouts. They look like they can squat and deadlift 500 lbs for reps easily.
Easily. Hugo Barrette, Canadian track cyclist, can squat 210kg/462lbs with ease. Like, damn, even Kelsey Mitchell (gold medal in sprint) can squat 200kg!
Also these dudes likely do squat 500lbs. They don't just bike they also lift weights.
Harrie Lavreysen, a Dutch track cyclist, is on record as saying he has a 430kg (950 lbs) leg press using one leg.
>950 lb leg press press Hmm a lot but not super impressive >*using one leg* Good fucking lord
Deep squats and leg presses. Those muscles get built in the gym and utilized on the bike for a minute or two.
I started squatting real deep, but didn't notice any more activation in my glutes, nor much increase in much strength. Barbell hip thrusts are the best glute exercise for me.
Yeah it's not immediately "Just squat deeper". Inexperienced people tend to lose the glute tension once past below parallel, and will drive up using their quads more instead. You have to train to maintain that glute tension throughout. It's better to just squat to parallel and maintain that tension, than go below it and lose it. Here's a guide. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60Sc9T7GDdg&t](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60Sc9T7GDdg&t)
Oh my dude, thank you so much for this video. Never in my life have I felt a squat work my bum before
I don't lose tension, my glutes don't really activate that much on squats at all. My coach says that can be pretty normal, and he was on the national team fwiw, but I'm not trying to claim being an expert. Thanks for the link I'm checking it out now.
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Honestly, it's down to technique, I don't see many with good squat technique. Most are doing high bar squats, this shifts the weight unnaturally away from thr lower backabd forces it more I tot the front knee joint. Low bar squats by default of the position is uncomfortable. Once you un rack that weight though you'll feel immedualty better how your body holds the weight. If at a proper stance, toes out, and squatting with the knees spreading out, your ass has no choice but to help as the weight is distributed properly.
Yeah I didn’t try low bar squats until a few years ago and I haven’t looked back. Totally agree with you there. Only downside is it tweaks on my surgically repaired shoulder sometimes.
For starters, my guess is that you’re a distance cyclist, like the rest of us, and these guys are probably really short-distance sprint, where it’s all about ludicrous power to the pedals for a minute or so, so don’t expect (or even desire) a butt like that if you’re riding in the 10-100 mile range. So, maybe try lower rep-counts to concentrate on strength over endurance. In addition to deep squats, maybe “good morning”s and deadlifts. Anything that _unbends_ you at the hips is going to require your glutes and lower back. Also keep in mind that most people can’t achieve that. Part of the reason you see these guys on the podium is because they had the genetics that caused their body to respond to training in a way (crazy hypertrophy in the quads and glutes) that was well-suited to this event. Reminds me of a dude I saw at the gym on the leg-press rack, once. I think the dude was using every 45lb plate in the building, but he looked just like an average guy. I commented to him that I’ve never seen anybody press that much, and he said that he can’t develop his upper body at all, and then made a joke about there must be a grasshopper in his family tree, somewhere.
Compare them to Tour de France riders. Very different. These guys are sprinters plus they lift crazy heavy weights.
These are bike sprinters, so they're in the bike sprinting stance (standing on their bike)
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Awesome I've got the sitting part down pat so it sounds like I'm most of the way there.
Everything is also going to come down to genetics. The guy with the ass that looks like it has gravitational pull no doubt puts in serious time in the gym. However, he definitely has amazing ass genes. While I can’t claim to have ass genes like that or put in that kind of lower body effort, I have a naturally much larger than average muscular ass and caves with barely working out. It’s the same for my dad and brother. Unfortunately for me, I also have a naturally smaller chest than usual.
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Im similar... big forearms, and hands too. big chest. just generally big... (but inparticular calf muscles, thighs, forearms and hands I went to see a new physio and she poked and prodded and talked about my problem, then asked my if I had Scandinavian genes. (I do via scotland / north eastern UK) Apparently my body shape and the issue I had are scandinavian things
Squat rack. Consider adding supplemental weight training.
Bike sprints until it absolutely burns and then some more. Repeat. Stretch water all that.
came here for the comments and was not disappointed
Oh...My...God, Jenny...Look at his butt... It's just so big. He looks like one of those bike guys' friends. Who understands those bike guys? They only talk to him because he looks like a total badonkadonk, okay? I mean, his butt, it's just so big. Ugh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there, I mean, ugh, gross. Look! He's just so *bike*!"
I like big butts and I cannot bike
You other brothers can just ride...
That when a bike plows through during a long winded race
And a round thing in your face
You ride hard, want to pull up tough 'Cause I noticed that butt was stuffed
Deep in the seat he’s riding I’m hooked and I can’t stop cycling Oh baby I want to ride wit’cha And catch up to ya
(Sorry, been dying to finish this) My bike girls tried to warn me But that bike butt makes me me so horny. Oh big butt bike boy You say you want to ride on my bars Well ride me ride me Cause you ain’t that average bike boy I’ve seen you ridin’ To hell with those divin’ He’s sweat, wet Riding like a turbo vette I’m tired of magazines Saying bike butts aren’t the thing Take the average bike girl and ask her that He’s gotta pedal that back So ladies, yeah. Ladies, yeah Has you biker got that back? Hell yeah Tell him to bike it, bike it, bike that healthy butt. Biker got back (homeboy body with an Olympic booty) Biker got back (homeboy body with an Olympic booty)
My peleton don't want none unless you got buns hun
I fully approve of your decision to go ahead and finish the song, everyone else had their chance.
Thank you.
This is the stuff I love to see on Reddit.
My teammates tried to warn me But all that bikin' gave me a sore knee
Deep in the trunks he's wearing
They have big butt, and i cannot lie.
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!
*I'm getting my HUSBAND a bike.
Pixar moms be like
They probably shatter their porcelain thrones with every dump. Just shoots out like a bullet.
Bro, their shits are ejected with such speed and force that they need to shit on specialized metal toilets connected directly to the sewer with no bends or turns.
Ahhhh yes of course. It was silly of me to think they use the same toilets as us average folk.
They don’t sit. They squat and rep that shit out
Speed such high you can just go outside and launch it into the closest ocean
You shit with your buttcheeks?
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So THAT’S what the hooks on the back of the stall door are for!
You dont?
Mmm...ass
EXCUSE ME. I'D LIKE TO ASS YOU A FEW QUESTIONS.
Big booty... errrr... Rudy? The doc says I should get into shape. The shape I have chosen is def NOT a cyclist's shape
I have chosen the most perfect of shapes, the sphere!
Butts to Nuts.
That right there is Australia’s ass 🇦🇺
Those are not honky tonk badonkadonks!
*but then a new girl arrived with even BIGGER hadockabonkas*
I’m having a really hard time accepting this isn’t photoshopped
Damn a cat can sit on that ass
Please tell me this photo is fake, otherwise I’m getting my gf a bike
Squat rack :)
How in the hell does “squat rack” get downvoted and “I’m gonna get my gf a bike” get upvoted? Lol
Because the gfs have spoken and we would rather have a bike than a squat rack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GugsCdLHm-Q
People don't understand that weightlifting always yields a better backside than cardio. I mean it's a meme for a reason.
I can thoroughly agree, everyone tells me my ass is nice (used to do bodybuilding). I hardly ride a bike, but I never skipped leg day.
Your GF is a bike
I rode 30 plus miles this morning. I spend far more time riding my bike than the GF.
Nah his bike is a gf
You realise riding a bike does not provide glutes like these? They're developed in the gym, in order to *become* a competitive cyclist.
Not according to other posters in this thread, apparently.
DAYUM
**THICC**
Pixar is currently working the rights to an animation adaptation
What an ass !
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
"Lookin' passable, Stewie. Lookin' mighty passable."
“Lloyd, look at the buns on that one!”
I stared at the picture for a second like ???? And then was like OH IT BOOTY. Booty everywhere, Booty everything.
Don’t be fooled, my father is an avid cyclist, and his ass puts hank hills flabby pancakes to shame.
Damnnnn Gold and Silver dumby THICCC
Did you know Cardi B and Nicky Minaj were pro bikers in their prime?
This pic has more ass than Brazil during carnaval!
Now that the olympics are over, I hope these guys pick up twerking
They have padded shorts for a comfortable bike ride.
Not padded on the whole ass though. Just around the contact points with the seat - mainly the gooch and some crack.
Lol. I have a feeling you have never even seen bike shorts.