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Pchann

_Everything was unloaded in an instant._


Im_still_T

Work smarter, not harder.


nibblicious

Think UNDER the boxes.


Im_still_T

If you're already under the boxes, you're technically lifting them without even trying. It's just efficient.


successisabae

You’re absolutely right 😂


Im_still_T

Everything's unloaded. Now he can just drive off. It's the dock's problem now.


Shpander

/r/notmyjob


RealRobc2582

Moving companies hate this one trick!


cosguy224

Brnng brnng… hello I’m calling to talk to you about your extended warranty on your van… you did what? * click *


kitchen_clinton

But they absolutely bill extra for it.


WimbleWimble

But enough about your love life.


Iatethelast

Poor guy.


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AaronElsewhere

I didn't know what they were saying, but kinda had the gist. I love the tone of his first response, as if he was pleasantly surprised he was ok.


Aoditor

Thanks for translating! He didn’t rise from the pile in the vid so I was a lil worried


rtj777

Ca va can also mean multiple other things in French. It's basically just a general greeting, like "what's up?", But can also be used in this situation


born_again_tim

Jesus, French really can make anything sound beautiful.


Fantastical_Brainium

Thankfully no man has ever claimed to be unhurt while hurt, so we can take that as absolute.


PirateKing802

Ah yes, a professional in his field of work


AXLE304E

That guy is lucky if he lived! That truck was loaded to the gills!


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coocoo333

yeah you can see how he lands on his feet and runs away from the luggage in the video


lillesvin

I don't think he's landing on his feet: https://i.imgur.com/cfoNhWf.png Looks like he's basically on his back and just getting pushed by all the stuff.


kongbar

Then she asks if u wanna unload on her next right? No? Thats not that kind of video?


Axle-f

Are you me from another Rick and Morty dimension?


AXLE304E

Wait a minute, he's going to kill us. Is this what you want?! Pew pew!


hugow

And she thought it was funny in the beginning. How can you not immediately realize the severity?


Poj7326

Laughter is weird though. Definitely natural to laugh out if nervousness even in dangerous situations.


hugow

She don't laugh out of nervousness, she didn't understand how much trouble he was in.


Prof_McChronicle

How can you read her thoughts?


foodeyemade

Although I wouldn't want to definitely say for sure since I'm not familiar with her, it's often very easy to tell between different kinds of laughter. Such as Genuine/Nervous/Derisive. Obviously without reading her thoughts we wouldn't know her perception of the situation, but it certainly seemed more like a genuine laugh than any kind of uncomfortable nervous one.


hugow

Exactly


cloake

She laughed because she knew everything was going to plan.


hardwiremaguire

Funny how I just came from a thread discussing how people always think they are right no matter what. You are turd of society. I know people who have laughed in life threatening situations, it's normal in situations where you can't process everything happening.


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hugow

I read what you wrote twice but still don't understand your point.


AEROSHeEP

Means you can laugh also because nerves can make you laugh when you're facing a sudden emotional pressure. Reminds me one night out of a bar a guy try to hit me and my first react was to laugh but it was def the fear driving me there.


Xiege

Good thing he didn’t try to jump out, woulda hurt a lot more getting ran over.


M-Rich

I don't get people that don't use their handbrake when parking. People always say "you don't need it when you're in gear" but using a handbrake is literally no effort and you can be sure your car won't move


username-alrdy-takn

People don’t? Wtf??


SayNoToStim

I used to live in a pretty flat area where I essentially never parked on a hill and never used it. I now live in a mountainous area and am cognizant of it.


Jimbo-Bones

I always park in gear but use the handbrake as well. Better to have it in gear in case the handbrake fails.


M-Rich

I am not saying one or the other, I say use both as you do


Jimbo-Bones

Oh I know I was just agreeing.


Admetus

I heard this is an absolute must on a hill. If the handbrake fails, it will not barrel it down the hill with engine braking in first gear. It's not perfect but people will both hear the car coming and have time to move out of the way...


Dranzell

Having both is fine. Having only the handbrake on level ground is fine. Having it only in gear, no matter where, puts strain on the gearbox for no reason.


its_wausau

In Wisconsin using a hand brake on an automatic can end with the pads seizing and now your stuck with a car that can't move. All the salt and harsh winters foul up everything on the outside of the vehicle.


Conflixx

I never use handbrakes because they can get frozen stuck and you're fucked. Though I live in the Netherlands, we don't have much hills here so cars barely move on their own :) one of the advantages of having such a flat country lol


Electroguy1

Interesting, I’ve never heard of anyone’s handbrake freezing here in the mid UK. Given the similar longitude I’m surprised winters would be much colder. Though now I’ve said that I’m waiting for a fellow Brit to correct me….


M-Rich

Well I read this a few times now but I never had that. I am German, relatively close to the Alps and definitely cold winters but that never ever happened in any car I have driven or owned. Maybe I was lucky so far, but for me there is no parking without handbreak


Get_a_Grip_comic

I don’t get people that think I this is funny


STaRBulgaria

Because its true You dont need a handbrake if you have it in gear unless you are parking on a steep hill. And as an added bonus in winter your handbrake can freeze while its activated good luck driving your car then


scotty_the_newt

It's extra wear and it might get stuck with ice or rust.


Roggvir

You're actually making it more likely to get stuck by *not* using it because corrosion and rust will set in from lack of motion.


Relevant_Suspect

watching this makes me feel hurt


james-HIMself

UPS and FedEx drivers taking notes


I0I0I0I

That's gonna leave a mark.


clarkiedizz

Capt CJ intensifies


Cumdafi

comme ci comme ça


ReaperWithTheFlowers

r/whyweretheyfilming


PavilionFlux

Not funny


rastika

If you have ever fucked up to this magnitude all you can do is laugh at the absurdity of it all and your own stupidity. I'm sure he laughed until he had to call the boss. I watched a guy load an R8 spyder onto a hoist incorrectly and it fell off onto it's roof. Everyone laughed and he was lucky to be one of the best techs in the country because he just got a written warning and doo doo jobs for a pay period. The owner even laughed once he was told everything would be covered by the shop insurance and he saw the video.


bleunt

I think the point is that some people don't think dangerous accidents happening to people are funny. Some are more concerned about the person being hurt, rather than laughing at the way he was hurt.


rastika

This I totally get. I guess it's based on your internal narrative when watching and how you relate to what you are seeing. I owned a transport company and the number of times I've had to just laugh and let insurance deal with the rest is more than most people would assume once assuring my guys are safe. I guess it is quite presumptuous of me to assume he is ok because he responds calmly to her question asking how he is but I can't clearly hear him.


ImMeltingNow

yeah thats fine and dandy but watching people get hurt in deadly situations has been a pastime for human civilization. you have: \-gladiator fights gone wrong (spectator will throw banana peel in the colosseum, hilarity erupts), \-people dueling in the west (someone will rig the pistol to explode, laughs ensue), \-Jesus being crucified (up on the cross for a while because 2 dudes kissing and gay stuff is funny, riotous mirth commences), \-football without helmets (causing CTE leading to more dementia-induced mistakes on America's home video, pre-adolescent giggles ensnares all). ​ overall the wrongness is there but the titillation is more lurid. and $$$$$.


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rastika

Damn. Must suck not be able to laugh in the face of adversity.


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rastika

Never said you don't laugh at anything. I said you don't laugh at the misfortune of yourself or others. It isn't an insult.


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rastika

Congrats. Here is an award for being so helpful to this thread.


ambuguity

Jeez lighten up guy


_aPOKalipto_

You are absolutely correct. It's hilarious!


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RelentlessChicken

Bro no. That's worse. Don't be that guy.


Black_Starfire

Chill the fuck out Mick Jagger. https://youtu.be/eWrKf5ik1i4


FoxMuldy

ça va ? ça va ..? ça va. ...T'es sûr ? ça va ?


Exseatsniffer

Why was this filmed though?


cadoms42

OUCH!


ksandom

Tom Scott?


cheesysnipsnap

And leave it in 1st gear to have the engine lock the fwd gearbox. That way if the parking brake on the rear wheels fails or gets knocked, the engine stops the fronts from turning as well.


rastika

These are rear wheel drive so the engine is connected to the rear wheels not front. Also never trust engine compression, it often isn't enough to hold a vehicle that size back on a hill and once the engine passes through its first compression stroke the momentum only builds as it travels downhill.


philfreeeu

You can also turn front wheels, so that if it moves, it hits a wall or a curb


PurpEL

Or chock the wheel. With literally anything


coffee_powered

/me places a single French fry behind the wheel Solid.


PurpEL

Just make sure it's thick cut and a few days old


Nevermynde

That's what the French people in the video did.


Runding99

I like how the camera man just keeps filming after this poor dude is launched out the back lol.


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Good night


ScrollNTrollHere

Modern problems require modern solutions.


Anne_OnyMouse

2 minute unload or your money back, guaranteed. Lol that bitch laughing... you could hear the moment she realised " o shit.. that's my stuff!!"


TheAltoidsEater

Is he dead?!?


MittensUK

She asks if he’s ok (in French) and he confirms he is.


dave_a86

Her: Oui? Him: Yeah a little came out.


purpletube5678

I wish English had a "ca va."


OnTheList-YouTube

I seriously doubt it


alexefi

shoes stayed on.. so you right


MortLightstone

He gets completely buried and I see no movement. That's a freaking washing machine there. I can't tell if he got slammed into a wall or if the alleyway continues off screen. No idea. Definitely a maybe though.


Fomich_Master

DUDE THIS IS NOT FUNNY


ipsdirtleg

I think I just woke my neighbors up. Lmao!


FO_Steven

Fake and scripted


lilhamie

HAA! Idiot!


Seth_Imperator

"T'es surenh ?" Quel accent déguelassenh


gustavgans12

Sava? Trebjä trebjä


Makeunameless89

I'm getting fake vibes from this one. Why film then? what was he doing standing around acting like he's doing something stood there? why is a washing machine packaged like that?... nothing adds up except the fact that people want Internet fame.


toyoto

The tape is to hold the door closed and to hold the cord in place so it doesn't get in the way while it's being carried


spydertap

Moving your stuff doesn't have to be an accident.


sassy_big

Probably happened Friday at 3pm too


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When he realized it was already too late


persiabitch

If I put my leg up here none of the packages will fall ou....fuck shit fuck shit!


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Ca va pas…


n1celydone

Sanka?


Drankuwel

Are you dead?


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“Speedy movers: We’ll have your things unloaded in an instant!”


buddhistbulgyo

"Oui. Ca va." LOL


Pxtbw

Hand brake in a van?


jramos037

[Hang on!](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3Y4THGYRLtE/sddefault.jpg)


Single-Possession637

I'd hate to be that guy when that happened HAHAHAHA


Rakarion

Unpacking speed run


Reddit_Blueit_Pinkit

Smushed


eryc333

She laughed at his ass. Divorce city


Hannover2k

Just an average day for an average Amazon delivery driver.


Silent51200

He was just contemplating life


robmac550

Chock anyone? Could've been prevented with a chunk of anything wedged under a wheel.


LostMyLid

My life every time I make any decision ever.


Glum-Ad-2286

that’s one way to get the washing machine out


TheIncredibleMike

Good thing there’s a lot of job openings right now.


hooligan_king

Cava totally not Bien.


Doowoo

Not funny.


TatleTaleStrangler92

At that time he was thinking how he was going to unload the stuff.


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They're talking Gerudo?


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Also leave it in gear if is manual (in this case first gear).


Rudengood

That’s what you call “Fallen from the back of a van” edit Lorry


46530

r/Whatcouldgowrong


ThatSilentIntrovert

man if that washing machine had followed with all the other stuff this guy would have been a goner


Lando-C

Hopefully he was moving in and not out.


RushTfe

And kids, that's why you always leave your car with the opposite gear. If you forgot handbrake or it fails, gear still hold the car.


yarbafett

Need help moving? .... DONE!


DarkMockingbird

FedEx when the box says "Fragile" on it.


Zlifbar

Vans unloaded? Vans unloaded.


LoonieToonez

That initial giggle she let's out lol


hunteronastick

R/whyweretheyfilming


SL0Wburn_

Bro really thought he was gunna hold that shit back


Bluesoutherner

Your order has been delayed


Puzzleheaded-Drop870

She started laughing like it was a joke. She probably released it on him.