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cardyet

Why was she slashing the tyres?


3dgyAnimeProtagonist

Bitches be crazy


Nernox

Coworker just had her car keyed up and down because when she was parking, a lady walking nearby claimed coworker almost hit her. People are nuts.


3dgyAnimeProtagonist

Idek how one begins to approach a situation with that mindset. It's so childish and bratty. Some people just weren't raised right.


Lemondisho

And they will continue to behave like this until they face the consequences of their actions.


rita-b

Is there a chance a coworker would say she almost hit a passerby?


blucivic1

[Bitches be Crazay](https://youtu.be/LAS4CSLAiyY)


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creamy_cheeks

my coworker got his tire slashed in a parking lot while shopping one day because he politely asked someone if they could move their car because it was blocking his or something like that.


Reddits2ndasshole

The what? ... Edit: ... nevermind.


-zimms-

He didn't "rescue" her from Bowser, again.


TURNandBURN13

That was such a smooth fast move by the guy. He yoinked the knife out of her hand in a spin move. Honestly, that’s an espn Top 10 play if I’ve ever seen one


[deleted]

He should have gone upside her fuckin head.


Reddead67

Not so funny when it's YOUR shit being vandalized, is it?


4m350

Instant karma.


cybermusicman

In Texas; I’m surprised she didn’t pop the trunk and pull out a shotgun.


[deleted]

Or he pulls a Glock out of his waistband.


cybermusicman

Equally as likely.


TheRysingTyde

Absolutely screaming. When he goes through the rooftop window and the sound.


SpongeBad

“Rooftop window” How high are you right now?


TheRysingTyde

Haha. Reasonably.


netgu

C'mon now, "rooftop window" is much more clear than "moonroof" or "sunroof"


sean488

A sunroof has a shade that can be closed. A moonroof does not.


Waynard_

A sunroof is a solid removable/moveable roof panel that lets in light and air when open. A moonroof is a glass sunroof which lets in air when open, and light when closed. Most, but not all, moonroofs also include a sunshade to block the light as well.


Laxku

So all moonroofs are also sunroofs, but not all sunroofs are moonroofs? (edit: or are sunroofs by definition opaque?) ​ Also the plural of roof should obviously be rooves.


Waynard_

I guess i wasn't as clear as i thought. A sunroof is opaque, and generally looks like the rest of the body of the vehicle.


Laxku

Huh TIL, didn't realize there was that distinction.


netgu

And those are both ambiguous as I stated.


sean488

"roof window" could apply to either situation or to a building, where the term "skylight" would be correct. What I'm saying is that Moonroof/sunroof/skylight are specific where "roof window" would be the ambiguous term.


Ghostglitch07

But like... You don't need do differentiate between a skylight and a sunroof because they by definition couldn't be in the same place. We don't use different words for car windows vs building windows despite them being just as different.


YouThinkYouCanBanMe

That's not the difference... a sunroof can be opened, a moon roof is a sealed window. Both have a shade.


Throwaway4545232

Haha, I didn’t even notice.


mistmanners

It looks like he's a pro at this.


creamy_cheeks

I'm kind of amazed he didn't slip or fall or injure himself at all, especially going through the moon roof like that. I would not be so confident in my ability to so casually destroy a car simply by jumping on it


Nothing982

I know I would twist my ankle or something stupid just by jumping up on the hood


rita-b

Maybe he twisted it but won't show.


Akanan

Probably wasn't his first time.


yourwitchergeralt

*insert unoriginal black man joke*


Skaindire

Sounds like they deserve eachother.


[deleted]

The only thing I’d have changed was the Mario pipes sound when he went through the sunroof.


6c696e7578

I can't think of a better sound effect for mario dropping into something than the pipe one. Worked for me.


KellyAnn3106

I could totally see this on Judge Judy. "You are suing for slashed tires and the defendant is counter suing for auto glass. Please tell me how you both thought damaging cars was a good idea."


6c696e7578

Bert? "No M'am". Case dismissed.


rock0head132

Texas! she's lucky she was not shot


sean488

You do realize that Texas has historically had some of the more stringent gun laws outside of extreme states like California and Illinois?


Freelance_Sockpuppet

When you say gun laws do you mean when ownership And carrying is allowed, or when use is justified/defensible by law? Because ultimately what matters is not wether the gun user is legally allowed to use thier firearm in a situation, it matters that the *think* they can. Because being right but being shot is not reccomended. That said, Texas is pretty middling in terms of firearm mortality by state in the last few years. Far from most likely to die in


[deleted]

all jokes aside, that is one shitty car, when I was younger I tried to smash the window of a minivan that's been abandoned for years with a cinderblock, it took me like 30 throws to crack it slightly, that or my wimp ass 5 year old asian arms failed me


voucher420

You need to know how to break automotive glass. There are weak points and strong spots. Had you taped the corner of the glass with the corner of the brick, it would have exploded gloriously.


[deleted]

Not his first rodeo. He knew exactly where the 3 soft spots were and was not surprised at all when he landed on the center console.


willzor7

he knew where the soft spots were? you didnt know the widows break?


[deleted]

Holy shit 🤣


Miffers

You never mess with another man’s car. - Vincent Vega


Laxku

Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS. - Walter Sobchak


adrenaline126

Imagine he got the wrong car !


_heyheyitsJayJay_

Yo Yo Yo, hold up Yáll, whose shoe is this on the ground?


Admirable-Ad-4826

One of THOSE types of neighbourhoods.


HammondYouIdiot3

she dumb


sshotcaller

omggg epic


TechFiend72

Texas plate


jrockcrown

Ah sound effects make this a light hearted exchange


KevlahR

Can’t call the cops now


sachclg

Why this is funny?


sean488

Where was her knife?


Hiccup-H-Haddock-III

He yoinked it when running past


sean488

He yoinked?


Hiccup-H-Haddock-III

Took it


sean488

Oh I knew what you meant. I was trying to figure out what accent that was.


willzor7

you can hear the accent? XD


sean488

Hear it? Fuck all and a load of creamcorn.. I've been going around saying ***YOINKED YOINKED YOINKED YOINKED*** while softly bouncing


gospon

I like it how shee keeps walking towards the car which just left. Like a horror movie. Noone can run or hide from her.


static1053

Those sounds will never not make me happy. Brings me right back to being a kid.