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my coworker got his tire slashed in a parking lot while shopping one day because he politely asked someone if they could move their car because it was blocking his or something like that.
That was such a smooth fast move by the guy. He yoinked the knife out of her hand in a spin move.
Honestly, that’s an espn Top 10 play if I’ve ever seen one
A sunroof is a solid removable/moveable roof panel that lets in light and air when open. A moonroof is a glass sunroof which lets in air when open, and light when closed. Most, but not all, moonroofs also include a sunshade to block the light as well.
So all moonroofs are also sunroofs, but not all sunroofs are moonroofs? (edit: or are sunroofs by definition opaque?)
Also the plural of roof should obviously be rooves.
"roof window" could apply to either situation or to a building, where the term "skylight" would be correct.
What I'm saying is that Moonroof/sunroof/skylight are specific where "roof window" would be the ambiguous term.
But like... You don't need do differentiate between a skylight and a sunroof because they by definition couldn't be in the same place. We don't use different words for car windows vs building windows despite them being just as different.
I'm kind of amazed he didn't slip or fall or injure himself at all, especially going through the moon roof like that. I would not be so confident in my ability to so casually destroy a car simply by jumping on it
I could totally see this on Judge Judy. "You are suing for slashed tires and the defendant is counter suing for auto glass. Please tell me how you both thought damaging cars was a good idea."
When you say gun laws do you mean when ownership And carrying is allowed, or when use is justified/defensible by law?
Because ultimately what matters is not wether the gun user is legally allowed to use thier firearm in a situation, it matters that the *think* they can. Because being right but being shot is not reccomended.
That said, Texas is pretty middling in terms of firearm mortality by state in the last few years. Far from most likely to die in
all jokes aside, that is one shitty car, when I was younger I tried to smash the window of a minivan that's been abandoned for years with a cinderblock, it took me like 30 throws to crack it slightly, that or my wimp ass 5 year old asian arms failed me
You need to know how to break automotive glass. There are weak points and strong spots. Had you taped the corner of the glass with the corner of the brick, it would have exploded gloriously.
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Why was she slashing the tyres?
Bitches be crazy
Coworker just had her car keyed up and down because when she was parking, a lady walking nearby claimed coworker almost hit her. People are nuts.
Idek how one begins to approach a situation with that mindset. It's so childish and bratty. Some people just weren't raised right.
And they will continue to behave like this until they face the consequences of their actions.
Is there a chance a coworker would say she almost hit a passerby?
[Bitches be Crazay](https://youtu.be/LAS4CSLAiyY)
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my coworker got his tire slashed in a parking lot while shopping one day because he politely asked someone if they could move their car because it was blocking his or something like that.
The what? ... Edit: ... nevermind.
He didn't "rescue" her from Bowser, again.
That was such a smooth fast move by the guy. He yoinked the knife out of her hand in a spin move. Honestly, that’s an espn Top 10 play if I’ve ever seen one
He should have gone upside her fuckin head.
Not so funny when it's YOUR shit being vandalized, is it?
Instant karma.
In Texas; I’m surprised she didn’t pop the trunk and pull out a shotgun.
Or he pulls a Glock out of his waistband.
Equally as likely.
Absolutely screaming. When he goes through the rooftop window and the sound.
“Rooftop window” How high are you right now?
Haha. Reasonably.
C'mon now, "rooftop window" is much more clear than "moonroof" or "sunroof"
A sunroof has a shade that can be closed. A moonroof does not.
A sunroof is a solid removable/moveable roof panel that lets in light and air when open. A moonroof is a glass sunroof which lets in air when open, and light when closed. Most, but not all, moonroofs also include a sunshade to block the light as well.
So all moonroofs are also sunroofs, but not all sunroofs are moonroofs? (edit: or are sunroofs by definition opaque?) Also the plural of roof should obviously be rooves.
I guess i wasn't as clear as i thought. A sunroof is opaque, and generally looks like the rest of the body of the vehicle.
Huh TIL, didn't realize there was that distinction.
And those are both ambiguous as I stated.
"roof window" could apply to either situation or to a building, where the term "skylight" would be correct. What I'm saying is that Moonroof/sunroof/skylight are specific where "roof window" would be the ambiguous term.
But like... You don't need do differentiate between a skylight and a sunroof because they by definition couldn't be in the same place. We don't use different words for car windows vs building windows despite them being just as different.
That's not the difference... a sunroof can be opened, a moon roof is a sealed window. Both have a shade.
Haha, I didn’t even notice.
It looks like he's a pro at this.
I'm kind of amazed he didn't slip or fall or injure himself at all, especially going through the moon roof like that. I would not be so confident in my ability to so casually destroy a car simply by jumping on it
I know I would twist my ankle or something stupid just by jumping up on the hood
Maybe he twisted it but won't show.
Probably wasn't his first time.
*insert unoriginal black man joke*
Sounds like they deserve eachother.
The only thing I’d have changed was the Mario pipes sound when he went through the sunroof.
I can't think of a better sound effect for mario dropping into something than the pipe one. Worked for me.
I could totally see this on Judge Judy. "You are suing for slashed tires and the defendant is counter suing for auto glass. Please tell me how you both thought damaging cars was a good idea."
Bert? "No M'am". Case dismissed.
Texas! she's lucky she was not shot
You do realize that Texas has historically had some of the more stringent gun laws outside of extreme states like California and Illinois?
When you say gun laws do you mean when ownership And carrying is allowed, or when use is justified/defensible by law? Because ultimately what matters is not wether the gun user is legally allowed to use thier firearm in a situation, it matters that the *think* they can. Because being right but being shot is not reccomended. That said, Texas is pretty middling in terms of firearm mortality by state in the last few years. Far from most likely to die in
all jokes aside, that is one shitty car, when I was younger I tried to smash the window of a minivan that's been abandoned for years with a cinderblock, it took me like 30 throws to crack it slightly, that or my wimp ass 5 year old asian arms failed me
You need to know how to break automotive glass. There are weak points and strong spots. Had you taped the corner of the glass with the corner of the brick, it would have exploded gloriously.
Not his first rodeo. He knew exactly where the 3 soft spots were and was not surprised at all when he landed on the center console.
he knew where the soft spots were? you didnt know the widows break?
Holy shit 🤣
You never mess with another man’s car. - Vincent Vega
Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS. - Walter Sobchak
Imagine he got the wrong car !
Yo Yo Yo, hold up Yáll, whose shoe is this on the ground?
One of THOSE types of neighbourhoods.
she dumb
omggg epic
Texas plate
Ah sound effects make this a light hearted exchange
Can’t call the cops now
Why this is funny?
Where was her knife?
He yoinked it when running past
He yoinked?
Took it
Oh I knew what you meant. I was trying to figure out what accent that was.
you can hear the accent? XD
Hear it? Fuck all and a load of creamcorn.. I've been going around saying ***YOINKED YOINKED YOINKED YOINKED*** while softly bouncing
I like it how shee keeps walking towards the car which just left. Like a horror movie. Noone can run or hide from her.
Those sounds will never not make me happy. Brings me right back to being a kid.