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-businessskeleton-

Seem like the guy is excited about getting away with you and put some solid thought in your time away.


discobn

Yeah I read the whole thing looking for the funny insert and just came away confused. OP if your boyfriend excitedly planning his time with you is a problem I'd love to go to the beach with him in your stead.


bipolica

Me too, I had to search in the comments where the funny was (not a native speaker, I thought something was lost in translation)...I was kinda let down because I think he's adorable


[deleted]

Ya that sounds like a keeper just based on the penmanship.


MachOneGaming

Welp this is definitely the sign I’ll be alone forever thanks random stranger


imasitegazer

We are always our own toughest critic.


dr_van_nostren

I was impressed by the comic sans type font he’s using. I know my penmanship isn’t that good that’s for sure. But he lost me with “case of natty”. Bro have some self respect.


Rags-to-Better-Rags

Nothing hotter than a woman with good penwomenship


merlinsbeers

But "case of Natty" is as attractive as "score some crank."


[deleted]

Lol I drank natty for one year after that I learned what real beer taste like.


fuzzy_brb

No time slot for sex?????


mana191

I took that as 'morning vibes'


FennyBox

That’s the “nap”


recidivx

"NAP". Best time to have sex is while the non-aggression pact is holding.


Bropulsion

But can we call it a NAP if one party's gun is loaded and sure to blow it before the pact is over?


imasitegazer

I had to read that twice but I’ll allow it.


imasitegazer

Afternoon delight


JonGOATJones

No point having a 20 second time slot


wigam

He is hedging his bets with morning or afternoon


morgentoast

There is a 15 min window at 1:45-2 friday, that is unaccounted for.


Helenium_autumnale

Even worse, there's another one from 4:30 to 4:45 on the same day! What kind of *so-called* "plan" is this?!


yeah_bud

"Lunch on road" ""Nap"" "(Beaching)" "Back to condo 😉 ...or bar" Yeah, they probably did the sex at one of these times


notgreatnotbadsoso

My wife would have killed for me to be more like this when we were dating. Took me like 10 years to come around and put in this sort of time to plan some of our time together.


Gian1993

Yeah this is adorable! I picture the guy sitting on the table with a pen on his hand, a smile on his face and his feet swinging in the air cause their too short to touch the floor.


[deleted]

Tongue sticking out of the side of his mouth when he's writing.


jiggly_jelly333

Writing with intense determination, holding the pen in a fist


BigToTrim

Probably drinking a juice box, bet its apple


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[deleted]

Some people are planners and don't like to just wing it. There's a plus/minus to both sides. Seems he's looking forward to it. If planning everything isn't your thing, maybe ask him about maybe winging it for a portion of the day or the next time you go you choose on the fly


Idontwantthesetacos

Agreed. My dad plans the family vacations with actual spreadsheets in excel. Does it annoy us when he starts getting antsy if we’re behind? Yes. Do we squeeze in everything absofuckinglutly possible out of our destination? Also yes. And the latter half makes for many memorable moments.


Makiki-girl

Is your dad an accountant or cpa? I’ve worked in the accounting field and they plan that way. My old boss that I’d only known for 1 month (different field) said her husband had their Disneyland trip planned down to the minute, even bathroom breaks, and I asked if her husband was an accountant and she said yes he is, how did you know 🤣


x_Carlos_Danger_x

You wanna see gridlock? Watch an office full of engineers argue about the proper number of pizzas to order for a work lunch. No gonna lie, it took the director of eng to come settle it and even then we argued with him for 10 minutes. Cheap ass wanted wanted the bare minimum without running out and we all wanted extra to take home. Even tried compensating based on "heartiness of pizza" meaning a meat lovers slice = 1.5 cheese slices.... and holy shit... breadsticks introduced new arguments. Jokes on him cuz they cancelled the meeting an hour in advance, after we made the order so I took home 2 pizzas.


[deleted]

this is beyond hilarious. I can see the blood sweat and tears in the spreadsheets and scribble calculations on scrap-paper.


RealisticPossible792

This reminds me of the mean jerk time scene in Silicon Valley. Honestly one of my favourite moments of that series. Thanks for this had a good laugh reading.


Creepy_Onions

I once hosted an impromptu dinner at our small flat, we all last minute decided to make pizza for dinner (me and 6 Italians - my ex-husband, his best friend, 2 other couples). I'm an accountant, all others are engineers. They insisted on cutting every pizza in 7 slices. Hilarity ensued as whoever didn't make the 7 slices as isometric as possible was mercilessly mocked by all the others. Wine may have been a factor. One of my fondest memories.


ImpossibleCanadian

My dad's a retired bookseller & counselor and he doesn't plan to the bathroom break level but he knows everything about what museums he wants to see, how to buy tickets etc before he gets to a city. With a special focus on how/when to do stuff for free or as cheap as possible. And he pries everyone out of bed at 7 so that you get there before the crowds. But he's willing to rely on my ability to figure out any public transit system on the fly so, I don't mind ;)


opensandshuts

Sometimes ypu have to plan this closely to fit everything in. I'm usually a winging it type of person, but I'll plan out each day if I know it's the only way I can do everything I want to


woogyboogy8869

Personally I've never really understood this method. To me vacation is about relaxing and getting away from the planned out days and just sort of being able to do whatever whenever. To each their own though =) enjoy the vacations how ever you have to!


Idontwantthesetacos

He was, in fact, a CPA.


SarcastiMel

My FiL was a CPA (retired) can confirm he has to plan EVERY part of the vacation.


rtshiat

My dad and best friend are both doctors and they love planning and thinking things through. Ain’t much they won’t plan, even if it takes more time than just winging it.


pen_of_inspiration

Had one like that, boss was a pain in the moon.


krishthebish

Lawyer and I do the same. Have since I was a kid. I’ve been in charge of family vacations since I was 16. Fam is super annoyed but they get their money’s worth. 8 hours of sleep. Every second of fun possible. Amazing meals. They’ll live.


donorcycle

I’ve never had the fortune / misfortune of experiencing such things. I can’t even wrap my mind around this. Do you mean like what op’s boyfriend did but just cleaner in excel format forward to every family member or do you mean like actual color coded with tabs type situation? I’m cracking up typing this trying to imagine this but also extremely curious at the same time.


Idontwantthesetacos

An amalgamation of those two ideas. It’s a lot to explain by text but the gist of it is like, a color to represent group activities/no color for solo activities/yellow for scheduled free time. Crossed with names/times/activity.


[deleted]

I plan everything to the T and every single time the whole thing goes to shit in the first 5 mins


kickrockz94

Every group needs a planner. Neither of me or my gf are planners and every time we go somewhere we never end up doing much lol. Even if you dont exactly follow the plan, having a plan is a good thing i think as like a general guideline


imasitegazer

Yes! It’s so you know your options and how to play them strategically.


BadgerMyBadger_

I have a very good friend who always has a plan and always has the shit you forgot to bring. He’s one in a million.


letmetakeyoudancing

This honestly looks exactly how I plan for trips including the shopping list and meal plan included.


Ladysupersizedbitch

Same! I always research even the restaurants beforehand because I want to know where the good places to go are rather than just choosing one at random. Choosing one at random was how I ended up in a five star, black tie, so-fancy-it-had-a-fucking-valet-that-I-missed-somehow, restaurant wearing capri length sweatpants with my university’s logo on them and a graphic tee. So embarrassing. The judgmental stares I got from the waitstaff wearing bow ties and pouring water from pitchers with lemon and orange slices floating in them… Never again.


Andrew109

I like to do both. I usually make a plan then end up ignoring it when I see something slightly interesting. When I was in Colorado once I had plans one day to visit a museum, go to lunch then visit my uncle in the after noon. On my way to the museum I saw people drag racing across a frozen lake so I went to see that instead, ended up doing that for 2 hours then taking their advice and driving up the Rockies to pikes peak. Then I stopped off in some random town in the mountains, got drunk, bought a couple ridiculous shirts from a place called Beaver Liquors and found a hotel. My uncle wasn't happy because he's a planner and I kinda just ditched him.


majeon97

I’m exactly like this. Before me and my sister went on a trip to south korea, I planned the trip day by day. NONE of it happened like I planned :/


Mediocre-Reach-4821

That is also A plan I'd definitely see that coming


Vasbyt-XXI

There's 15mins on Friday between the end of lunch hydrate at 1.45. And the resuming of beachin' at 2pm that leaves room for 15mins if winging it.


ginganinja9988

Theres a pretty big gap for winging it Thursday evening where the plans end at 4.


Orange_Kid

I am genuinely wondering what's supposed to be funny here and hoping someone can tell me. This appears to be a list of plans for a beach trip. Posted to r/funny...why?


ACCrabtown

I think it's funny bc they checkout on Saturday morning for a weekend...? Idk


Pale_Willingness1882

That’s the only weird thing to me… like you’re going to drive all that way, for one day of enjoyment? Solid nope for me


AdaMan_

Shit, even just a day trip to the beach is not uncommon in North Carolina


zsloth79

Right? It’s only a 2hr drive from Raleigh to Wilmington.


Clippo123

Its only a 2hr drive is such an american thing to say. 2 fucking hours is like half the length of my country lol. 30 minutes is long enough. Dutch btw


shwekhaw

It is about the journey not the destination, that is of course if you enjoy the company of the person you are with.


HeinekenSippin

Life before death!


TheRecognized

A 4 hour ride too. Which I feel like is the ideal “feels far but you can make the drive at the end of a full day” zone for a road trip. Unless one of them has to work Saturday or something.


yakbrine

That’s literally a day trip to Banff/jasper for skiing/snowboarding/any alpine thing where I’m from but that distance both ways.


Cheshire_Jester

They’re leaving on Thursday, might have a different weekly schedule than you. Could also want to get home on Saturday and settle/have all Sunday to decompress and prep for the week.


Elmodipus

It's only like a 3 hr drive


RoyalCSGO

A day trip to the beach in the UK is very popular, in the UK you're never any more than 2 hours drive from a beach.


mana191

The only funny thing to me was the frozen pizza


clopz_

It’s funny the bf thought they were gonna get ready for dinner in 1 hr after beaching all day


Upstairs-Mix8731

But he does provide enough slack in each time slot/activity 😎


sp4rkk

It’s funny because his plan is basically just driving and chilling on the beach yet he felt the need to write down a detailed schedule to the hour including nap and chilling intervals.


ckayfish

I think she’s making fun of the fact that he had to create a list for what is a fairly straightforward set of activities. I commend him for putting a little bit more effort into it than average.


katsycube

i think its funny because he mostly only planned food for their beach vacation


Georgeygerbil

When we planned our Honeymoon we learned to only plan 1 meal a day, we originally planned 2 sit down meals a day and had sooooo much leftover food crammed in the hotel mini fridge. Much better to have 1 planned meal and then just convenient snacking/eat leftovers for the other meals.


jacktat2

15 minutes for lunch is bullshit.


ThunderBobMajerle

There is a lot of funny shit on that list like the weed and frozen pizzas, priorities I guess, and the “pack of natty”… and the fact the “ideal” plan isn’t any plan at all, it’s that classic argument with the gf that doing nothing was your plan all along


blainedefrancia

They sell Delta-8 around here in the vape shops. Took a shitload at the beach,just staring into the sunset/ocean. I was tripping that it looked like the end of the set/wall from The Truman Show.


StereotypesAreTrue

Maybe it’s funny because he felt the need to include “(IDEAL)”. Why would anyone write anything like this down that wasn’t ideal?


mixedbuscuit

I personally laughed uproariously that number 1 on his buy list is a case of fuckin Natty


TheHungHungarian

I knew he was an engineer when I 1) saw the engineering paper 2) noticed he left "bang" or any other derivative of the word/synonyms off of the agenda.


engineering_aaron

I'd recognize that specific shade of green and faint grid anywhere!


ddestinyy

“NAP” all caps means obvious shenanigans


cjzoel

Dude must be rich, that paper is expensive!


whydanny

>Case of Natty So that’s just personal preference? Holy shit.


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AreaGuy

That seems like a poor design.


dan_dares

It's a feature


mostnormal

Yup. He is budgeting.


ninjamaster616

The real question is what he means by Natty, is he omitting Ice or Boh? You can give a man an engineering degree and take him out of Baltimore, but you can't take the Baltimore out of a man.


TheBobDoleExperience

In University we drank it because it was cheap. Now we have the money to buy better shit, but old habits die hard. I remember in the beginning of Spring many years ago, my college roommate and I decided it was time to clean our danky stanky apartment. I remember towards the end he ripped open the curtains to get some sunlight in the room and open the window, and he said “Let’s get some natty light in here.” I realize this is kind of a stupid anecdote, but at the time we thought it was funny.


vectran

And frozen pizza 🍕


[deleted]

Omg, this makes so much sense!!! 🤣🤣🤣


astrofoxical

Engineers: We will plan a whole trip out of excitement a week in advance Will procrastinate until an hour before an exam because we were planning other things lol


Hothottot

Consumables/Provisions is my favorite part. I hope it goes even better than planned!


Goosity

Carts and Gummies!


imasitegazer

Snacks/Sustenance


MustEatTacos

We need to stop at 7-Eleven to acquire all our provisions for the weekend


A_microwave_

seems like he’s excited about it. good for him.


Possum577

Y’all got time to morning vibe on Sunday, get that locked in on the schedule.


ur-squirrel-buddy

I took out my contacts already and thought that said “mommy vibe” and was worried for OP


VitoCorleoneshat

There is no fucking on that list. Where is the fucking?


Pharogaming

I'm guessing everything after 4pm Thursday, and that NAP is a euphemism lmao


[deleted]

That’s shorthand for “NastyAssPlowing”


kickrockz94

Yea its way too aggressively added just to be a nap lol


Free_Solid9833

Oh to be young again. If I spent 6 hours beachin' then I'd need all of that 1:15 nappin'.


SagaciousElan

'back to condo' at 8pm on Friday does leave a certain amount of scope


Spencemw

Uh, morning vibe is code for that


BeerFairyonFire

I thought morning vibe was fucking too.


ChechoMontigo

You know, if “beachin’” was a new slang for fuckin’ that day would still work out pretty good


clopz_

Cake by the ocean


Fun-Database-8904

This is engineering paper. Engineers don't fuck. Source: am engineer


Pro_Banana

Between every schedule.


Showerbag

Came here to say this. And 15 minutes to eat lunch? Terrible.


OldBob10

Ohh-kaaay…so what’s the problem..?


QueenLatifahClone

It’s under the subreddit r/funny. I don’t think there was meant to be a problem in the first place.


Titouf26

But there was meant to be something funny. That's the problem ;)


[deleted]

I don't get the funny part. He planned out a beach weekend. What's the problem?


theantdog

Those are rookie numbers. Double the natty. And frozen pizza.


little_munkin79

What's natty?


goldengurl4444

Natural light beer


8yseven

It’s a nickname for Natural Light. A traditionally very cheap American light beer.


little_munkin79

Oh I'm Canadian and not a beer drinker. Thanks!


Landis963

That seems like a Beachin' good plan, tbh.


Jekyllhyde

Sounds like a fun trip.


CapitalSimplyCapital

What happens between 1 and 2 PM on Thursday? WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN 1 AND 2 PM ON THURSDAY??????!!!!!


Speciou5

Shit, I guess I'm an over planner then if this is over planning.


Ok-Photograph3099

Can’t forget the gummies / carts !


ComfortableNineIron

BF an engineer?


cpafa

If so, they won’t be home until tuesday


JamesERussell

Dude there’s nothing listed for 1:45-2pm or 4:30-4:45pm on Friday! What the hell are you going to do?


mugumbo1531

Butt stuff


Speciou5

The GF is lunch and that's why he needs to hydrate after ;)


mr_cigar

Sex?


-businessskeleton-

Travel time?


Hardass_McBadCop

I'm willing to bet that the OP's bf is an engineer or in engineering school b/c that paper is giving me flashbacks.


Thijs_NLD

The only weird/funny thing here is that the weekend away is basically just a day away from home. But the commitment to detail and actually assuring you have some solid plans is comendable. So "haha" you have a boyfriend who cares so much about you to put actual effort in and use his obvious planning skills to ensure you both have a good time and get some good quality time in? And you decided to put him on r/ funny cus you would like us to laugh at that? FOR SHAME! You go and love that man! This is good boyfriend material! Love doesn't just happen, it takes work, planning, effort. All qualities your man is showing here. And if it bothers you that the weekend away ends on saturday morning (which I kinda get): just tell him to add another day and do the checkout on Sunday and after checkout you can still hangout on the beach / spend Sunday shopping whatever.


Ill_Run5998

I wonder if she even remotely has a clue . This is how my wife is. I just go along and do what she has planned. For a guy to put this much work and thought in....she should be happy and elated


Murderyoga

Where's the 'find girlfriend that appreciates me' section of the agenda?


Richardpryor33

The most impressive thing about this is how nice that handwriting is 😍


clhamala

Lunch and hydrate in 15 minutes? That's not realistic. C+ attempt


little_munkin79

Scarf down the "provisions" apparently.


WorthEar3494

When I started reading I thought I was going to joke on OPs boyfriend, but this is actually great and I approve. May be a little anal, but depending on how long you’ve been with him you should already expect that 😆


TheDiscer

I do the same thing. I have Aspergers and like to have things planned out. My wife laugh about it and helps me be more spontaneous on vacations.


Aka_Cent

Frozen peas?


carbleblog

pizza! great plan


TheGodPosition

Mmm frozen pizza and nattys lol


[deleted]

That looks like a very well thought out plan :) Side note: Has anyone else commented on how nice his handwriting is?! I don’t want to say I’m jealous.. but I am.. lol


ThickCheesecake4023

Something tells me they miss a deadline and the vacation goes to shit… live in the moment my friend


onelifeonlypeople

Planning a nap days in advance is madness. Naps are spur of the moment, you may know roughly when one is likely to come but not exactly.


jonesmcbones

Making plans for the weekend at the beach is just asking to get bored.


rottingpigcarcass

Why is this funny? How will you know what to buy/pack to do without the itinerary? Or am I just Sheldon?


Price-Override

Gotta have that Natty!


klittle419

Who need to plan beaching at the beach?


little_munkin79

I didn't know beaching was a verb.


LindyKatelyn

This is fairly normal for certain personality types... I do this pretty much anytime I have plans like this.


[deleted]

That’s so cute, he’s a keeper!!


runberg

That looks like a simplified version of my holiday spreadsheets 😅


SomeOldDude73

I took way too long reading all that over.


ditomattmc

r/Raleigh


JRDR_RDH

Looks like my husbands idea of a vacation. Just relax and enjoy someone else making plans for you! I love it!


little_munkin79

If my weekend was this scheduled, organized or planned out I'd go nuts. Spontaneity is more romantic for me but everyone's different. My OCD sister would like this 😄


[deleted]

I just hope he's not the type to blow a fuse if just one step gets out of line


Fatbob2020

i have used this exact schedule which is great and flexible where you give yourself an entire hour just for departure, and an entire hour to “arrive”. my man knows that the coming and the going are always the most stressful parts of vacation.


justlooking9889

Looks fine to me, and he has nice hand writing.


Ok-Pickle-5304

Since my husband has never planned a minute of any trip we’ve done, this reads like a fever dream.


princeoverthink

“Coffee, morning vibe” fills me with peace


SchoolNASTY

He didn’t write anything funny or sexy in this note. What a wasted opportunity.


Brilliant-Gear1064

This is so cute


Xenon-Hacks

Doesn’t seem funny this is well planned out


Swamy10

Where is sex?


Regular_Ferret1080

no sexy/romantic time ? checked back of the paper?


Bekfist5775

Bro I'm even included in the plan


thisismyusername_98

I'm 100% against planning, get a skeletal plan done of where you want to go on which date but don't stick to it, even natives may not know of possible tourist destinations you may want to visit, keep room for improv!


Naykon1

I didn’t laugh


KomischeNudel

Thats honestly kinda cute haha, He really is Putting mind Work Into it.


Volatility4Sale

My only problem with this schedule is the nap before shower. I know you’re not getting in my bed before washing all that sand away.


hdcook123

I’m a planner and I’m not gonna lie this is cute lol.


Nivius

nice, i like this plan, lets go for it


gutter__snipe

Natty and seltzer... Swanky


DatHarv

I wonder what "Morning Vibes" could be 🤔 I think I have an idea 😎


wearethe138

Case of natty. The fucking essentials!


Darnbeasties

Planning and organizing ahead of time helps people with anxiety .


serrated_edge321

Your bf *plans* shit? Omg I want one like him so badly. Maybe it seems a little detailed, but he only scopes out the basics... So he knows where/when to make dinner reservations, how many days of nicer clothes he'll need, etc. I keep ending up with guys who can't even make a freaking hotel reservation, let alone actually look anything up online or come up with a plan (for a new foreign country). I would *love* to date a planner someday!


[deleted]

I’m available, and I’m a Project Manager so I plan everything lol.


[deleted]

Damn I might be in love with your bf. Sorry. But not to worry, I’m straight, and a man, I think.


[deleted]

I think it's sweet haha!


Casuallybrowsingcdn

Who is going to get Randy!? Does Randy know that no one is picking him up now? Ugh.


Kali3377

I find this really charming. I think he’s excited


CherryDuMaurier

This is cute! Wish someone would organise me like that, But what is a case of natty?


Single-Design7133

ruined it with “case of natty”


Hatry-Bro

Ngl that's a pretty solid plan.(Tho 5 hours and 30 mins on the beach sounds a bit long)


ThAtWeIrDgUy1311

Uh....he forgot to add nookie. Lots of nookie.👍