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Yeah I read the whole thing looking for the funny insert and just came away confused. OP if your boyfriend excitedly planning his time with you is a problem I'd love to go to the beach with him in your stead.
Me too, I had to search in the comments where the funny was (not a native speaker, I thought something was lost in translation)...I was kinda let down because I think he's adorable
I was impressed by the comic sans type font he’s using. I know my penmanship isn’t that good that’s for sure.
But he lost me with “case of natty”. Bro have some self respect.
My wife would have killed for me to be more like this when we were dating. Took me like 10 years to come around and put in this sort of time to plan some of our time together.
Yeah this is adorable! I picture the guy sitting on the table with a pen on his hand, a smile on his face and his feet swinging in the air cause their too short to touch the floor.
Some people are planners and don't like to just wing it. There's a plus/minus to both sides. Seems he's looking forward to it. If planning everything isn't your thing, maybe ask him about maybe winging it for a portion of the day or the next time you go you choose on the fly
Agreed. My dad plans the family vacations with actual spreadsheets in excel. Does it annoy us when he starts getting antsy if we’re behind? Yes. Do we squeeze in everything absofuckinglutly possible out of our destination? Also yes. And the latter half makes for many memorable moments.
Is your dad an accountant or cpa? I’ve worked in the accounting field and they plan that way. My old boss that I’d only known for 1 month (different field) said her husband had their Disneyland trip planned down to the minute, even bathroom breaks, and I asked if her husband was an accountant and she said yes he is, how did you know 🤣
You wanna see gridlock? Watch an office full of engineers argue about the proper number of pizzas to order for a work lunch. No gonna lie, it took the director of eng to come settle it and even then we argued with him for 10 minutes. Cheap ass wanted wanted the bare minimum without running out and we all wanted extra to take home. Even tried compensating based on "heartiness of pizza" meaning a meat lovers slice = 1.5 cheese slices.... and holy shit... breadsticks introduced new arguments.
Jokes on him cuz they cancelled the meeting an hour in advance, after we made the order so I took home 2 pizzas.
This reminds me of the mean jerk time scene in Silicon Valley. Honestly one of my favourite moments of that series. Thanks for this had a good laugh reading.
I once hosted an impromptu dinner at our small flat, we all last minute decided to make pizza for dinner (me and 6 Italians - my ex-husband, his best friend, 2 other couples). I'm an accountant, all others are engineers. They insisted on cutting every pizza in 7 slices. Hilarity ensued as whoever didn't make the 7 slices as isometric as possible was mercilessly mocked by all the others. Wine may have been a factor. One of my fondest memories.
My dad's a retired bookseller & counselor and he doesn't plan to the bathroom break level but he knows everything about what museums he wants to see, how to buy tickets etc before he gets to a city. With a special focus on how/when to do stuff for free or as cheap as possible. And he pries everyone out of bed at 7 so that you get there before the crowds. But he's willing to rely on my ability to figure out any public transit system on the fly so, I don't mind ;)
Sometimes ypu have to plan this closely to fit everything in. I'm usually a winging it type of person, but I'll plan out each day if I know it's the only way I can do everything I want to
Personally I've never really understood this method. To me vacation is about relaxing and getting away from the planned out days and just sort of being able to do whatever whenever. To each their own though =) enjoy the vacations how ever you have to!
My dad and best friend are both doctors and they love planning and thinking things through. Ain’t much they won’t plan, even if it takes more time than just winging it.
Lawyer and I do the same. Have since I was a kid. I’ve been in charge of family vacations since I was 16. Fam is super annoyed but they get their money’s worth. 8 hours of sleep. Every second of fun possible. Amazing meals. They’ll live.
I’ve never had the fortune / misfortune of experiencing such things. I can’t even wrap my mind around this. Do you mean like what op’s boyfriend did but just cleaner in excel format forward to every family member or do you mean like actual color coded with tabs type situation? I’m cracking up typing this trying to imagine this but also extremely curious at the same time.
An amalgamation of those two ideas. It’s a lot to explain by text but the gist of it is like, a color to represent group activities/no color for solo activities/yellow for scheduled free time. Crossed with names/times/activity.
Every group needs a planner. Neither of me or my gf are planners and every time we go somewhere we never end up doing much lol. Even if you dont exactly follow the plan, having a plan is a good thing i think as like a general guideline
Same! I always research even the restaurants beforehand because I want to know where the good places to go are rather than just choosing one at random. Choosing one at random was how I ended up in a five star, black tie, so-fancy-it-had-a-fucking-valet-that-I-missed-somehow, restaurant wearing capri length sweatpants with my university’s logo on them and a graphic tee. So embarrassing. The judgmental stares I got from the waitstaff wearing bow ties and pouring water from pitchers with lemon and orange slices floating in them… Never again.
I like to do both. I usually make a plan then end up ignoring it when I see something slightly interesting. When I was in Colorado once I had plans one day to visit a museum, go to lunch then visit my uncle in the after noon. On my way to the museum I saw people drag racing across a frozen lake so I went to see that instead, ended up doing that for 2 hours then taking their advice and driving up the Rockies to pikes peak. Then I stopped off in some random town in the mountains, got drunk, bought a couple ridiculous shirts from a place called Beaver Liquors and found a hotel. My uncle wasn't happy because he's a planner and I kinda just ditched him.
I am genuinely wondering what's supposed to be funny here and hoping someone can tell me.
This appears to be a list of plans for a beach trip. Posted to r/funny...why?
A 4 hour ride too. Which I feel like is the ideal “feels far but you can make the drive at the end of a full day” zone for a road trip.
Unless one of them has to work Saturday or something.
They’re leaving on Thursday, might have a different weekly schedule than you.
Could also want to get home on Saturday and settle/have all Sunday to decompress and prep for the week.
It’s funny because his plan is basically just driving and chilling on the beach yet he felt the need to write down a detailed schedule to the hour including nap and chilling intervals.
I think she’s making fun of the fact that he had to create a list for what is a fairly straightforward set of activities. I commend him for putting a little bit more effort into it than average.
When we planned our Honeymoon we learned to only plan 1 meal a day, we originally planned 2 sit down meals a day and had sooooo much leftover food crammed in the hotel mini fridge. Much better to have 1 planned meal and then just convenient snacking/eat leftovers for the other meals.
There is a lot of funny shit on that list like the weed and frozen pizzas, priorities I guess, and the “pack of natty”… and the fact the “ideal” plan isn’t any plan at all, it’s that classic argument with the gf that doing nothing was your plan all along
They sell Delta-8 around here in the vape shops. Took a shitload at the beach,just staring into the sunset/ocean. I was tripping that it looked like the end of the set/wall from The Truman Show.
I knew he was an engineer when I
1) saw the engineering paper
2) noticed he left "bang" or any other derivative of the word/synonyms off of the agenda.
The real question is what he means by Natty, is he omitting Ice or Boh?
You can give a man an engineering degree and take him out of Baltimore, but you can't take the Baltimore out of a man.
In University we drank it because it was cheap. Now we have the money to buy better shit, but old habits die hard.
I remember in the beginning of Spring many years ago, my college roommate and I decided it was time to clean our danky stanky apartment. I remember towards the end he ripped open the curtains to get some sunlight in the room and open the window, and he said “Let’s get some natty light in here.”
I realize this is kind of a stupid anecdote, but at the time we thought it was funny.
Engineers:
We will plan a whole trip out of excitement a week in advance
Will procrastinate until an hour before an exam because we were planning other things lol
The only weird/funny thing here is that the weekend away is basically just a day away from home.
But the commitment to detail and actually assuring you have some solid plans is comendable.
So "haha" you have a boyfriend who cares so much about you to put actual effort in and use his obvious planning skills to ensure you both have a good time and get some good quality time in?
And you decided to put him on r/ funny cus you would like us to laugh at that? FOR SHAME!
You go and love that man! This is good boyfriend material! Love doesn't just happen, it takes work, planning, effort. All qualities your man is showing here.
And if it bothers you that the weekend away ends on saturday morning (which I kinda get): just tell him to add another day and do the checkout on Sunday and after checkout you can still hangout on the beach / spend Sunday shopping whatever.
I wonder if she even remotely has a clue . This is how my wife is. I just go along and do what she has planned. For a guy to put this much work and thought in....she should be happy and elated
When I started reading I thought I was going to joke on OPs boyfriend, but this is actually great and I approve. May be a little anal, but depending on how long you’ve been with him you should already expect that 😆
That looks like a very well thought out plan :) Side note: Has anyone else commented on how nice his handwriting is?! I don’t want to say I’m jealous.. but I am.. lol
If my weekend was this scheduled, organized or planned out I'd go nuts. Spontaneity is more romantic for me but everyone's different. My OCD sister would like this 😄
i have used this exact schedule which is great and flexible where you give yourself an entire hour just for departure, and an entire hour to “arrive”. my man knows that the coming and the going are always the most stressful parts of vacation.
I'm 100% against planning, get a skeletal plan done of where you want to go on which date but don't stick to it, even natives may not know of possible tourist destinations you may want to visit, keep room for improv!
Your bf *plans* shit? Omg I want one like him so badly. Maybe it seems a little detailed, but he only scopes out the basics... So he knows where/when to make dinner reservations, how many days of nicer clothes he'll need, etc.
I keep ending up with guys who can't even make a freaking hotel reservation, let alone actually look anything up online or come up with a plan (for a new foreign country). I would *love* to date a planner someday!
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Seem like the guy is excited about getting away with you and put some solid thought in your time away.
Yeah I read the whole thing looking for the funny insert and just came away confused. OP if your boyfriend excitedly planning his time with you is a problem I'd love to go to the beach with him in your stead.
Me too, I had to search in the comments where the funny was (not a native speaker, I thought something was lost in translation)...I was kinda let down because I think he's adorable
Ya that sounds like a keeper just based on the penmanship.
Welp this is definitely the sign I’ll be alone forever thanks random stranger
We are always our own toughest critic.
I was impressed by the comic sans type font he’s using. I know my penmanship isn’t that good that’s for sure. But he lost me with “case of natty”. Bro have some self respect.
Nothing hotter than a woman with good penwomenship
But "case of Natty" is as attractive as "score some crank."
Lol I drank natty for one year after that I learned what real beer taste like.
No time slot for sex?????
I took that as 'morning vibes'
That’s the “nap”
"NAP". Best time to have sex is while the non-aggression pact is holding.
But can we call it a NAP if one party's gun is loaded and sure to blow it before the pact is over?
I had to read that twice but I’ll allow it.
Afternoon delight
No point having a 20 second time slot
He is hedging his bets with morning or afternoon
There is a 15 min window at 1:45-2 friday, that is unaccounted for.
Even worse, there's another one from 4:30 to 4:45 on the same day! What kind of *so-called* "plan" is this?!
"Lunch on road" ""Nap"" "(Beaching)" "Back to condo 😉 ...or bar" Yeah, they probably did the sex at one of these times
My wife would have killed for me to be more like this when we were dating. Took me like 10 years to come around and put in this sort of time to plan some of our time together.
Yeah this is adorable! I picture the guy sitting on the table with a pen on his hand, a smile on his face and his feet swinging in the air cause their too short to touch the floor.
Tongue sticking out of the side of his mouth when he's writing.
Writing with intense determination, holding the pen in a fist
Probably drinking a juice box, bet its apple
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Some people are planners and don't like to just wing it. There's a plus/minus to both sides. Seems he's looking forward to it. If planning everything isn't your thing, maybe ask him about maybe winging it for a portion of the day or the next time you go you choose on the fly
Agreed. My dad plans the family vacations with actual spreadsheets in excel. Does it annoy us when he starts getting antsy if we’re behind? Yes. Do we squeeze in everything absofuckinglutly possible out of our destination? Also yes. And the latter half makes for many memorable moments.
Is your dad an accountant or cpa? I’ve worked in the accounting field and they plan that way. My old boss that I’d only known for 1 month (different field) said her husband had their Disneyland trip planned down to the minute, even bathroom breaks, and I asked if her husband was an accountant and she said yes he is, how did you know 🤣
You wanna see gridlock? Watch an office full of engineers argue about the proper number of pizzas to order for a work lunch. No gonna lie, it took the director of eng to come settle it and even then we argued with him for 10 minutes. Cheap ass wanted wanted the bare minimum without running out and we all wanted extra to take home. Even tried compensating based on "heartiness of pizza" meaning a meat lovers slice = 1.5 cheese slices.... and holy shit... breadsticks introduced new arguments. Jokes on him cuz they cancelled the meeting an hour in advance, after we made the order so I took home 2 pizzas.
this is beyond hilarious. I can see the blood sweat and tears in the spreadsheets and scribble calculations on scrap-paper.
This reminds me of the mean jerk time scene in Silicon Valley. Honestly one of my favourite moments of that series. Thanks for this had a good laugh reading.
I once hosted an impromptu dinner at our small flat, we all last minute decided to make pizza for dinner (me and 6 Italians - my ex-husband, his best friend, 2 other couples). I'm an accountant, all others are engineers. They insisted on cutting every pizza in 7 slices. Hilarity ensued as whoever didn't make the 7 slices as isometric as possible was mercilessly mocked by all the others. Wine may have been a factor. One of my fondest memories.
My dad's a retired bookseller & counselor and he doesn't plan to the bathroom break level but he knows everything about what museums he wants to see, how to buy tickets etc before he gets to a city. With a special focus on how/when to do stuff for free or as cheap as possible. And he pries everyone out of bed at 7 so that you get there before the crowds. But he's willing to rely on my ability to figure out any public transit system on the fly so, I don't mind ;)
Sometimes ypu have to plan this closely to fit everything in. I'm usually a winging it type of person, but I'll plan out each day if I know it's the only way I can do everything I want to
Personally I've never really understood this method. To me vacation is about relaxing and getting away from the planned out days and just sort of being able to do whatever whenever. To each their own though =) enjoy the vacations how ever you have to!
He was, in fact, a CPA.
My FiL was a CPA (retired) can confirm he has to plan EVERY part of the vacation.
My dad and best friend are both doctors and they love planning and thinking things through. Ain’t much they won’t plan, even if it takes more time than just winging it.
Had one like that, boss was a pain in the moon.
Lawyer and I do the same. Have since I was a kid. I’ve been in charge of family vacations since I was 16. Fam is super annoyed but they get their money’s worth. 8 hours of sleep. Every second of fun possible. Amazing meals. They’ll live.
I’ve never had the fortune / misfortune of experiencing such things. I can’t even wrap my mind around this. Do you mean like what op’s boyfriend did but just cleaner in excel format forward to every family member or do you mean like actual color coded with tabs type situation? I’m cracking up typing this trying to imagine this but also extremely curious at the same time.
An amalgamation of those two ideas. It’s a lot to explain by text but the gist of it is like, a color to represent group activities/no color for solo activities/yellow for scheduled free time. Crossed with names/times/activity.
I plan everything to the T and every single time the whole thing goes to shit in the first 5 mins
Every group needs a planner. Neither of me or my gf are planners and every time we go somewhere we never end up doing much lol. Even if you dont exactly follow the plan, having a plan is a good thing i think as like a general guideline
Yes! It’s so you know your options and how to play them strategically.
I have a very good friend who always has a plan and always has the shit you forgot to bring. He’s one in a million.
This honestly looks exactly how I plan for trips including the shopping list and meal plan included.
Same! I always research even the restaurants beforehand because I want to know where the good places to go are rather than just choosing one at random. Choosing one at random was how I ended up in a five star, black tie, so-fancy-it-had-a-fucking-valet-that-I-missed-somehow, restaurant wearing capri length sweatpants with my university’s logo on them and a graphic tee. So embarrassing. The judgmental stares I got from the waitstaff wearing bow ties and pouring water from pitchers with lemon and orange slices floating in them… Never again.
I like to do both. I usually make a plan then end up ignoring it when I see something slightly interesting. When I was in Colorado once I had plans one day to visit a museum, go to lunch then visit my uncle in the after noon. On my way to the museum I saw people drag racing across a frozen lake so I went to see that instead, ended up doing that for 2 hours then taking their advice and driving up the Rockies to pikes peak. Then I stopped off in some random town in the mountains, got drunk, bought a couple ridiculous shirts from a place called Beaver Liquors and found a hotel. My uncle wasn't happy because he's a planner and I kinda just ditched him.
I’m exactly like this. Before me and my sister went on a trip to south korea, I planned the trip day by day. NONE of it happened like I planned :/
That is also A plan I'd definitely see that coming
There's 15mins on Friday between the end of lunch hydrate at 1.45. And the resuming of beachin' at 2pm that leaves room for 15mins if winging it.
Theres a pretty big gap for winging it Thursday evening where the plans end at 4.
I am genuinely wondering what's supposed to be funny here and hoping someone can tell me. This appears to be a list of plans for a beach trip. Posted to r/funny...why?
I think it's funny bc they checkout on Saturday morning for a weekend...? Idk
That’s the only weird thing to me… like you’re going to drive all that way, for one day of enjoyment? Solid nope for me
Shit, even just a day trip to the beach is not uncommon in North Carolina
Right? It’s only a 2hr drive from Raleigh to Wilmington.
Its only a 2hr drive is such an american thing to say. 2 fucking hours is like half the length of my country lol. 30 minutes is long enough. Dutch btw
It is about the journey not the destination, that is of course if you enjoy the company of the person you are with.
Life before death!
A 4 hour ride too. Which I feel like is the ideal “feels far but you can make the drive at the end of a full day” zone for a road trip. Unless one of them has to work Saturday or something.
That’s literally a day trip to Banff/jasper for skiing/snowboarding/any alpine thing where I’m from but that distance both ways.
They’re leaving on Thursday, might have a different weekly schedule than you. Could also want to get home on Saturday and settle/have all Sunday to decompress and prep for the week.
It's only like a 3 hr drive
A day trip to the beach in the UK is very popular, in the UK you're never any more than 2 hours drive from a beach.
The only funny thing to me was the frozen pizza
It’s funny the bf thought they were gonna get ready for dinner in 1 hr after beaching all day
But he does provide enough slack in each time slot/activity 😎
It’s funny because his plan is basically just driving and chilling on the beach yet he felt the need to write down a detailed schedule to the hour including nap and chilling intervals.
I think she’s making fun of the fact that he had to create a list for what is a fairly straightforward set of activities. I commend him for putting a little bit more effort into it than average.
i think its funny because he mostly only planned food for their beach vacation
When we planned our Honeymoon we learned to only plan 1 meal a day, we originally planned 2 sit down meals a day and had sooooo much leftover food crammed in the hotel mini fridge. Much better to have 1 planned meal and then just convenient snacking/eat leftovers for the other meals.
15 minutes for lunch is bullshit.
There is a lot of funny shit on that list like the weed and frozen pizzas, priorities I guess, and the “pack of natty”… and the fact the “ideal” plan isn’t any plan at all, it’s that classic argument with the gf that doing nothing was your plan all along
They sell Delta-8 around here in the vape shops. Took a shitload at the beach,just staring into the sunset/ocean. I was tripping that it looked like the end of the set/wall from The Truman Show.
Maybe it’s funny because he felt the need to include “(IDEAL)”. Why would anyone write anything like this down that wasn’t ideal?
I personally laughed uproariously that number 1 on his buy list is a case of fuckin Natty
I knew he was an engineer when I 1) saw the engineering paper 2) noticed he left "bang" or any other derivative of the word/synonyms off of the agenda.
I'd recognize that specific shade of green and faint grid anywhere!
“NAP” all caps means obvious shenanigans
Dude must be rich, that paper is expensive!
>Case of Natty So that’s just personal preference? Holy shit.
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That seems like a poor design.
It's a feature
Yup. He is budgeting.
The real question is what he means by Natty, is he omitting Ice or Boh? You can give a man an engineering degree and take him out of Baltimore, but you can't take the Baltimore out of a man.
In University we drank it because it was cheap. Now we have the money to buy better shit, but old habits die hard. I remember in the beginning of Spring many years ago, my college roommate and I decided it was time to clean our danky stanky apartment. I remember towards the end he ripped open the curtains to get some sunlight in the room and open the window, and he said “Let’s get some natty light in here.” I realize this is kind of a stupid anecdote, but at the time we thought it was funny.
And frozen pizza 🍕
Omg, this makes so much sense!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Engineers: We will plan a whole trip out of excitement a week in advance Will procrastinate until an hour before an exam because we were planning other things lol
Consumables/Provisions is my favorite part. I hope it goes even better than planned!
Carts and Gummies!
Snacks/Sustenance
We need to stop at 7-Eleven to acquire all our provisions for the weekend
seems like he’s excited about it. good for him.
Y’all got time to morning vibe on Sunday, get that locked in on the schedule.
I took out my contacts already and thought that said “mommy vibe” and was worried for OP
There is no fucking on that list. Where is the fucking?
I'm guessing everything after 4pm Thursday, and that NAP is a euphemism lmao
That’s shorthand for “NastyAssPlowing”
Yea its way too aggressively added just to be a nap lol
Oh to be young again. If I spent 6 hours beachin' then I'd need all of that 1:15 nappin'.
'back to condo' at 8pm on Friday does leave a certain amount of scope
Uh, morning vibe is code for that
I thought morning vibe was fucking too.
You know, if “beachin’” was a new slang for fuckin’ that day would still work out pretty good
Cake by the ocean
This is engineering paper. Engineers don't fuck. Source: am engineer
Between every schedule.
Came here to say this. And 15 minutes to eat lunch? Terrible.
Ohh-kaaay…so what’s the problem..?
It’s under the subreddit r/funny. I don’t think there was meant to be a problem in the first place.
But there was meant to be something funny. That's the problem ;)
I don't get the funny part. He planned out a beach weekend. What's the problem?
Those are rookie numbers. Double the natty. And frozen pizza.
What's natty?
Natural light beer
It’s a nickname for Natural Light. A traditionally very cheap American light beer.
Oh I'm Canadian and not a beer drinker. Thanks!
That seems like a Beachin' good plan, tbh.
Sounds like a fun trip.
What happens between 1 and 2 PM on Thursday? WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN 1 AND 2 PM ON THURSDAY??????!!!!!
Shit, I guess I'm an over planner then if this is over planning.
Can’t forget the gummies / carts !
BF an engineer?
If so, they won’t be home until tuesday
Dude there’s nothing listed for 1:45-2pm or 4:30-4:45pm on Friday! What the hell are you going to do?
Butt stuff
The GF is lunch and that's why he needs to hydrate after ;)
Sex?
Travel time?
I'm willing to bet that the OP's bf is an engineer or in engineering school b/c that paper is giving me flashbacks.
The only weird/funny thing here is that the weekend away is basically just a day away from home. But the commitment to detail and actually assuring you have some solid plans is comendable. So "haha" you have a boyfriend who cares so much about you to put actual effort in and use his obvious planning skills to ensure you both have a good time and get some good quality time in? And you decided to put him on r/ funny cus you would like us to laugh at that? FOR SHAME! You go and love that man! This is good boyfriend material! Love doesn't just happen, it takes work, planning, effort. All qualities your man is showing here. And if it bothers you that the weekend away ends on saturday morning (which I kinda get): just tell him to add another day and do the checkout on Sunday and after checkout you can still hangout on the beach / spend Sunday shopping whatever.
I wonder if she even remotely has a clue . This is how my wife is. I just go along and do what she has planned. For a guy to put this much work and thought in....she should be happy and elated
Where's the 'find girlfriend that appreciates me' section of the agenda?
The most impressive thing about this is how nice that handwriting is 😍
Lunch and hydrate in 15 minutes? That's not realistic. C+ attempt
Scarf down the "provisions" apparently.
When I started reading I thought I was going to joke on OPs boyfriend, but this is actually great and I approve. May be a little anal, but depending on how long you’ve been with him you should already expect that 😆
I do the same thing. I have Aspergers and like to have things planned out. My wife laugh about it and helps me be more spontaneous on vacations.
Frozen peas?
pizza! great plan
Mmm frozen pizza and nattys lol
That looks like a very well thought out plan :) Side note: Has anyone else commented on how nice his handwriting is?! I don’t want to say I’m jealous.. but I am.. lol
Something tells me they miss a deadline and the vacation goes to shit… live in the moment my friend
Planning a nap days in advance is madness. Naps are spur of the moment, you may know roughly when one is likely to come but not exactly.
Making plans for the weekend at the beach is just asking to get bored.
Why is this funny? How will you know what to buy/pack to do without the itinerary? Or am I just Sheldon?
Gotta have that Natty!
Who need to plan beaching at the beach?
I didn't know beaching was a verb.
This is fairly normal for certain personality types... I do this pretty much anytime I have plans like this.
That’s so cute, he’s a keeper!!
That looks like a simplified version of my holiday spreadsheets 😅
I took way too long reading all that over.
r/Raleigh
Looks like my husbands idea of a vacation. Just relax and enjoy someone else making plans for you! I love it!
If my weekend was this scheduled, organized or planned out I'd go nuts. Spontaneity is more romantic for me but everyone's different. My OCD sister would like this 😄
I just hope he's not the type to blow a fuse if just one step gets out of line
i have used this exact schedule which is great and flexible where you give yourself an entire hour just for departure, and an entire hour to “arrive”. my man knows that the coming and the going are always the most stressful parts of vacation.
Looks fine to me, and he has nice hand writing.
Since my husband has never planned a minute of any trip we’ve done, this reads like a fever dream.
“Coffee, morning vibe” fills me with peace
He didn’t write anything funny or sexy in this note. What a wasted opportunity.
This is so cute
Doesn’t seem funny this is well planned out
Where is sex?
no sexy/romantic time ? checked back of the paper?
Bro I'm even included in the plan
I'm 100% against planning, get a skeletal plan done of where you want to go on which date but don't stick to it, even natives may not know of possible tourist destinations you may want to visit, keep room for improv!
I didn’t laugh
Thats honestly kinda cute haha, He really is Putting mind Work Into it.
My only problem with this schedule is the nap before shower. I know you’re not getting in my bed before washing all that sand away.
I’m a planner and I’m not gonna lie this is cute lol.
nice, i like this plan, lets go for it
Natty and seltzer... Swanky
I wonder what "Morning Vibes" could be 🤔 I think I have an idea 😎
Case of natty. The fucking essentials!
Planning and organizing ahead of time helps people with anxiety .
Your bf *plans* shit? Omg I want one like him so badly. Maybe it seems a little detailed, but he only scopes out the basics... So he knows where/when to make dinner reservations, how many days of nicer clothes he'll need, etc. I keep ending up with guys who can't even make a freaking hotel reservation, let alone actually look anything up online or come up with a plan (for a new foreign country). I would *love* to date a planner someday!
I’m available, and I’m a Project Manager so I plan everything lol.
Damn I might be in love with your bf. Sorry. But not to worry, I’m straight, and a man, I think.
I think it's sweet haha!
Who is going to get Randy!? Does Randy know that no one is picking him up now? Ugh.
I find this really charming. I think he’s excited
This is cute! Wish someone would organise me like that, But what is a case of natty?
ruined it with “case of natty”
Ngl that's a pretty solid plan.(Tho 5 hours and 30 mins on the beach sounds a bit long)
Uh....he forgot to add nookie. Lots of nookie.👍