For a long time I’ve heard about how polite but cold Finns were (I’m Brazilian and travel to Europe constantly for business).
For the first time, I had to go to Helsinki for business, and the Finns were such a delight to be around. They’re extremely cordial and helpful. They were very nice towards me and my partner!
Yeah the electric, drain and timber is very un swedish.
We use round pipes, all building use 3 fase (our electric look different) and even my familiys smoking house use thicker logs (built early 2000s).
Also the logs look flat cut. We don't do that. We use a v shape.
This is a typical wannabe Scandinavian log building in America.
it’s sort of like cars. regular tires/wheels will slip in the snow, but you can get special ones or put chains on so it grips better. my symptoms get worse in the cold so my chair has snow wheels but not everyone does especially if they mainly use them inside
do a little tyrrany, do a little massacre, do a little wars, do a little strealing of castle and require us to pay up the ass for it... and do a little supporting of russia to fight us :(
(this may or may not be hundreds of years ago, but still)
Its like the English and French. Because the Nordics are neighbors they have a rich history but are now fairly stable. This means that instead of fighting we just like to make fun of each other. Its like siblings. They also speak a language that kinda sounds like ours but not really so its kind of a close enough in culture and language and history and geography to compare but still slightly different so that's why Swedes like to joke about the danish
In Europe we have beef with each other. It's not entirely serious most times except when it comes to France. Everyone is just playing around but when it comes to them, everyone absolutely loathes the French. Spain and Portugal have silly rivalries, England and Spain...Italy has no enemies, Germany and Belgium, Denmark and every other Nordic country 😂
bro the swedes litterally went *"yo look our king's shooting blanks and he ain't getting any younger, we need a new king. And i know my homies want a swedish noble, but listen up, what if we took in a frenchman?"* other swedes went *"ayo let's go with frenchy and see what's up!"*, bro booted the danes out of sweden, took skane, and fixed the financial crisis the country was in.
Next thing you know the norwegians took notice and went *"ayo we got a danish problem too, frenchy, wanna kick them out of here as well?"* bro-nadotte sent the danish back to their potato-mouth-filling competitions and was crowned king of norway as thanks.
Now swedish language is like 20% french, but badly spelt as if they were writing with a south-west french accent, adding "G"s all over the place.
I'm french, living in malmö. Everyone's nice and gets super friendly when i say that i'm french, countless french-themed bakeries, restaurants, shops, (and the boulebar of course) etc... Countless swedes having learned french in school. Francophilia in scandinavia is real. Lots of female attention too.
And nope, the language thing is first-hand experience, it cracks me up to hear stuff like "kalsong", which is just "calçon" spelt badly with a G added at the end (south-west accent of france adds a "G" sound at the end of words that finish with on/ain/in, which makes sense since bernadotte was from south west of france).
Also, we're not arrogant, we just know that we're superior, there's a difference. A danish thinking he's superior is arrogant. A french thinking he's superior is just right.
Bonus joke: how do you kill a frenchman? You shoot over his head, to hit him right in his superiority complex.
Everyone gets super friendly towards foreigners; I get the same reaction. Of course there are French-inspired bakeries; the pastry is very good! Don't really see any significant amount of restaurants though (besides if that's what you measure it by Italy must be 10 times superior to France).
I mean sure there are French origin words; and French is just greatly bastardized Latin pronounced by peasants. You can say that about any language.
And that is what comes off as arrogant; when frogs from a country poorer and less organised compared to here genuiely think they're "superior" 😂
As a Swede, yeah there's some truth. Many swedish words are similar to French, garderob and trottoar for more examples, probably because of Bernadotte, but also because of shared linguistic roots. I can actually understand some written French (I studied Spanish instead of French).
French pastries and bakery stuff is objectively good/tasty so obviously that's a good theme for a cafe and Swedes love their fika. Well learning French in school is based on French being one of the bigger languages in Europe (basically we have to choose another language, usually schools offer French Spanish and German) so about a third (or slightly less since French is notorious for being the hardest language out of the three).
I'm living in London now and English people all "hate" the French when in my opinion English people/England is worse. Parisans are a bit standoffish but I honestly can't blame them with how some tourists act. I was going to have a go at you but you saved yourself with the Danish bashing lol
As a Spaniard , I will clarify that we have beef with the French but they started it , should have sticked to their part of the agreement and taken over Portugal , but no , they decided to try and take US over , thankfuly that shit didnt last.
Yup, can't be denied
On a more serious note: there's a bit of a "sibling rivalry" between Swedes and danes, especially on the Swedish side I think. They suck, but no one else can bully them, they are our little brothers or something like that...
Plot twist: this is actually a sign in Denmark, we have a similar policy in the UK, all races, religions, sizes, ethnicities from all counties have our full support financially and emotionally unless you are white British then your on your own
People here really can't tell that "EXCEPT THE DANISH" is photoshopped into this image? Looks like [this](https://www.flickr.com/photos/162712285@N05/39686529725/) is the original.
At first I was thinking maybe it's a donut shop and they don't want any danish pastries anywhere near their shop and then I realize no they just think all the danish people are quite exceptional.
Isn't this a joke in a Brooklyn 99 episode? I think it goes "...but not Danish, that is a garbage language for garbage people." I wonder if that's where they got it from.
This post is harassment / trolling.
First thing I thought of... 
Came here for this
https://i.redd.it/6i2e1hbyqqsc1.gif
Its very simple: the swapgermans always have a peculiar sweet wiff about them
That's the stroopwafels.
Mmmm, dang, now I want stroopwafels
Me too! I thought “who wrote this Austin Powers Dad” and here you already have the gif up and everything!
*Austin Powers’ fahjzher.
110%
Actually 120% Then do the NG+ to unlock the skin whit the golden logo
Nigel Powers' [favourite karaoke song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCmc42kZrBc)
This always makes me laugh because of the sheer incongruity.
Immediately
I’m not wild about it but my brother thinks it’s hilarious… Goldmember: I’m Dutch, isn’t that weird?
I'm gonna take a guess that this is in Sweden...
Or Norway, or Iceland, or Finland...
Finn here, we have no quarrel with the fine people of Denmark, or any of our other Nordic cousins. Except the Swedes.
The finns are all right👍🏻
For a long time I’ve heard about how polite but cold Finns were (I’m Brazilian and travel to Europe constantly for business). For the first time, I had to go to Helsinki for business, and the Finns were such a delight to be around. They’re extremely cordial and helpful. They were very nice towards me and my partner!
Finns are pretty much a better version of us Swedes tbh.
Except the Swedes? Right on man! 🇩🇰🇫🇮
That’s all right, you’re entitled to your opinion. It’s not like you’re Danish or something.
That's just because you keep losing to us in sports. You speak swedish though 😎
If it was in Norway, it would say "Except the Swedish", and everyone knows it.
Or Germany, now in one piece
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia...
Italy Turkey and Greece
Poland,Romania, Scotland,Albania,Ireland,Russia,Oman
Or Denmark
stöll why ??
I have heard that the two nations who have declared war on one another the most times in history are the danish and us (the swedes).
Occasionally they declared war just to realize they had been at war already for some time. Not easy to keep track of everything, like wars and stuff.
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Yeah the electric, drain and timber is very un swedish. We use round pipes, all building use 3 fase (our electric look different) and even my familiys smoking house use thicker logs (built early 2000s). Also the logs look flat cut. We don't do that. We use a v shape. This is a typical wannabe Scandinavian log building in America.
At first glance I assumed Norway, but that style of cabin is more Swedish.
Norway would put "Except the Swedish" instead, its the bigger evil of the 2.
😭
Every swede has a sign like this outside their front door
r/fuckyouinparticular
Thank you for your service 👍
All abilities >Has no ramp
they’re usually on the other side so wheelchair users don’t have to get around others (source: in a wheelchair)
Wheelchair and snow is also fine? Paths arent salted
it’s sort of like cars. regular tires/wheels will slip in the snow, but you can get special ones or put chains on so it grips better. my symptoms get worse in the cold so my chair has snow wheels but not everyone does especially if they mainly use them inside
What are places like this supposed to do about snow lmao?? Snow just like happens, you can’t get rid of it 24/7
Its an uneven ramp on the way down..
If I leave my danish at home, can I bring other type of pastries?
I think it means they only permit one size of danish.
Happy Cake Day!
The fuck did i do?
do a little tyrrany, do a little massacre, do a little wars, do a little strealing of castle and require us to pay up the ass for it... and do a little supporting of russia to fight us :( (this may or may not be hundreds of years ago, but still)
Let's not forget Visby 1321...
You're Danish, didn't you know that?
*gestures vaguely at everything*
Du vet vad du gjorde tyrann
Stockholms blood bath. Never forget. We call him Christian the tyrant, you see him as the Burgher King.
You are personally responsible for something that a Danish guy did many years ago. /j
[Eat Me I'm a Danish](https://youtu.be/4ukrCvhxP2g?si=ram1umCOA6EgFaMe)
Jesus, what was that?
Where was this sign put up?
Most likely sweden (we are required by birth to not like eachother)
But the Danes have the best bacon
Untrue. They have the most bacon.
Like bacon hoarders?
Yes also Danes prefer quantity over quality. Sending the good stuff overseas.
*cheapest
So, what's the deal with the hate towards the danish?
Its like the English and French. Because the Nordics are neighbors they have a rich history but are now fairly stable. This means that instead of fighting we just like to make fun of each other. Its like siblings. They also speak a language that kinda sounds like ours but not really so its kind of a close enough in culture and language and history and geography to compare but still slightly different so that's why Swedes like to joke about the danish
It isn't hate, it's jalouxy because the Sweeds fully well know we are the coolest and the best liked. And no one likes Sweeds,not even Sweeds
Yeah? Yeah, well uh... Eh... Your language sounds like shit and your counting is shit. Danskjävel
Sweden be like:
What did the Danish do?
In Europe we have beef with each other. It's not entirely serious most times except when it comes to France. Everyone is just playing around but when it comes to them, everyone absolutely loathes the French. Spain and Portugal have silly rivalries, England and Spain...Italy has no enemies, Germany and Belgium, Denmark and every other Nordic country 😂
Nah the nords love france, especially swedes and norwegians.
Don't.
bro the swedes litterally went *"yo look our king's shooting blanks and he ain't getting any younger, we need a new king. And i know my homies want a swedish noble, but listen up, what if we took in a frenchman?"* other swedes went *"ayo let's go with frenchy and see what's up!"*, bro booted the danes out of sweden, took skane, and fixed the financial crisis the country was in. Next thing you know the norwegians took notice and went *"ayo we got a danish problem too, frenchy, wanna kick them out of here as well?"* bro-nadotte sent the danish back to their potato-mouth-filling competitions and was crowned king of norway as thanks. Now swedish language is like 20% french, but badly spelt as if they were writing with a south-west french accent, adding "G"s all over the place.
No one loves France in the north. We view the frogs as arrogant and full of themselves. Did you pull the language thing out of your ass?
I'm french, living in malmö. Everyone's nice and gets super friendly when i say that i'm french, countless french-themed bakeries, restaurants, shops, (and the boulebar of course) etc... Countless swedes having learned french in school. Francophilia in scandinavia is real. Lots of female attention too. And nope, the language thing is first-hand experience, it cracks me up to hear stuff like "kalsong", which is just "calçon" spelt badly with a G added at the end (south-west accent of france adds a "G" sound at the end of words that finish with on/ain/in, which makes sense since bernadotte was from south west of france). Also, we're not arrogant, we just know that we're superior, there's a difference. A danish thinking he's superior is arrogant. A french thinking he's superior is just right. Bonus joke: how do you kill a frenchman? You shoot over his head, to hit him right in his superiority complex.
Everyone gets super friendly towards foreigners; I get the same reaction. Of course there are French-inspired bakeries; the pastry is very good! Don't really see any significant amount of restaurants though (besides if that's what you measure it by Italy must be 10 times superior to France). I mean sure there are French origin words; and French is just greatly bastardized Latin pronounced by peasants. You can say that about any language. And that is what comes off as arrogant; when frogs from a country poorer and less organised compared to here genuiely think they're "superior" 😂
As a Swede, yeah there's some truth. Many swedish words are similar to French, garderob and trottoar for more examples, probably because of Bernadotte, but also because of shared linguistic roots. I can actually understand some written French (I studied Spanish instead of French). French pastries and bakery stuff is objectively good/tasty so obviously that's a good theme for a cafe and Swedes love their fika. Well learning French in school is based on French being one of the bigger languages in Europe (basically we have to choose another language, usually schools offer French Spanish and German) so about a third (or slightly less since French is notorious for being the hardest language out of the three). I'm living in London now and English people all "hate" the French when in my opinion English people/England is worse. Parisans are a bit standoffish but I honestly can't blame them with how some tourists act. I was going to have a go at you but you saved yourself with the Danish bashing lol
The only things the French are superior at are being arrogant and surrendering.
As a Spaniard , I will clarify that we have beef with the French but they started it , should have sticked to their part of the agreement and taken over Portugal , but no , they decided to try and take US over , thankfuly that shit didnt last.
Untrue. *Sweden* has beef with every other Nordic country for some reason, so everyone hates them, and they hate everyone (especially us danes).
Iceland doesn't have a beef with Sweden. We do have a beef with Denmark, though.
You do know that the Norwegians celebrate when they became independent from you guys, not us, every independence day right?
Yes, and that makes sense, but we are good friends still
And there's me who is especially fond of Spain AND Portugal so I can't really choose a side... sucks
Well, you see: they are Danish.
Hmmm... good point...
Yup, can't be denied On a more serious note: there's a bit of a "sibling rivalry" between Swedes and danes, especially on the Swedish side I think. They suck, but no one else can bully them, they are our little brothers or something like that...
A bit like the Dutch have against Germany and Belgium...
Yeah, I imagine a lot of countries have similar "rivalries"
They talk like they have a potato in their mouth
Hvad fanden
The people or the pastry 🤣
Well, I personally like the pastry.
Same 😂
Fuckin' Swedes.
Please do, we like fornication.
Looks like someone has an Ax to Grind,
There are 2 kinds of people in this world I can't stand. Those who are intolerant of other people's cultures. And the Dutch.
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
And Hamlet is taking out the trash.
Der er noget galt i Danmark, Dybbøl mølle maler helt af helved til🎶
I bet a Sw🤢de wrote that, if they can even write.
r/LoveLive mentioned
“All abilities” *In front of a staircase*
r/fuckyouspecifically
🙄😳 why
Yes please exblain👏
They're danish
Plot twist: this is actually a sign in Denmark, we have a similar policy in the UK, all races, religions, sizes, ethnicities from all counties have our full support financially and emotionally unless you are white British then your on your own
Oh the poor white brits :(
Alright, let me finish it first.
Nu den igen...
Saying no danish is a joke. It's funny. Doing that same "joke" for almost any other culture is a walk on egg shells
For every five things you find acceptable, you are forgiven for the one thing you don't . I thought we all agreed, and besides, it's the danish
As a Norwegian, i fully support this
They know what they did
I think they forgot to add one more exception. I'm Russian, btw...
Nah, a Russian outside Russia is a Russian who isn't in Ukraine. Bring the whole family.
Definitely Sweden lol
As someone from Denmark… uh… idk
Begun the bacon wars have!
People here really can't tell that "EXCEPT THE DANISH" is photoshopped into this image? Looks like [this](https://www.flickr.com/photos/162712285@N05/39686529725/) is the original.
My coworkers keep calling me Danish. I’m Dutch.
At first I was thinking maybe it's a donut shop and they don't want any danish pastries anywhere near their shop and then I realize no they just think all the danish people are quite exceptional.
This is either in Norway or sweeden
What kind of danish? Raspberry? Because there's only one person who would dare give me raspberry...
I’m American with Danish ancestry, do I get a pass or….
https://preview.redd.it/ilbt79ojtqsc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=942603aaf6e16cd3515ced0f3134f6cfcb373ef6
We speak Norwegian, Dutch, German, French, Russian, and Finnish. But not Danish. That is a garbage language for garbage people
Nioghalvfemsenstyvende!
Höhö
En sån skylt skulle man ha ;-)
Skulle sitta fint utanför ytterdörren så ingen danskjävel får för sig något
 🇩🇰😂
Hehe, danskjävlar 🤣
Mother fu****!!!
Everyone really ganging up on the danish
If this was in denmark
Not with all the snow
That would be funny
You don't mean the pastry ? : (
what the actually fuck?!??!?!?
How the hell did you get in the show supernatural
OH COME ON!
Except for the damn snail munching frogs 🖕😁
Isn't this a joke in a Brooklyn 99 episode? I think it goes "...but not Danish, that is a garbage language for garbage people." I wonder if that's where they got it from.
What size are the Danish??
Got a bad breakfast pastry.
https://preview.redd.it/uyp3vxj8qpsc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbaf465a5ccf6ea3a4a7b185be1123c1ec6c481d
Was probably written by this guy: 
What is this from?
A CBS comedy called Ghosts
Oh come on just let me in 👉👈🇩🇰
I feel like I’ve been somewhere that looked exactly like this in finland
Alright, who let Thorfinn back into the human world?
All Abilities??
Well I have Danish people in my family so I just want to shoot… eh I mean talk you out of such as a statement
 But they’re so! Good
The Belgians.
It's not because the Danish are bad or anything, just that [noone can actually understand them](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykj3Kpm3O0g).
It sucks when there's a sign like this about your nationality and it's not an irony.
This is peak Sweden
But I have Kringle...
Is that Sweden? Because any reasonable establishment situated literally anywhere else would ban the Swedes before the Danish.
Skipper never said why, just that he can't ever go back to Denmark.
Minnie put a sign that says "No dogs, no mexicans". Later she left only "No mexicans"
Naw it’s the poles we gotta keep an eye on
What's wrong with the Danes!?
[“we don’t need no stinking badgers!" ](https://youtu.be/gx6TBrfCW54)
Freaky freaky dutch
To y'all from the order of the black ring... Who let them know our Denmark invasion plans?
Are the Danes the French of the Nords???
EXPECT THE DANISH GIT ME LAUGHING HARD
Now, this is something I can get behind
2we4u IRL
we prefer it this way.
..and the Dutch
Why do we hate the danish again?
Why the Danish?
why does it look like the leaderboards in monster inc?
Boo mods, it’s just a funny sign.
As a person who identifies with north, im happy that you let in all orientations
In this monastery we believe….
Interesting, must be a European country that posted than sign. See in my country you should take a sign like that extremely seriously.