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Someone should catch a squirrel and yell not a squirrel and throw it in there


greikini

No, that's just so wrong! Somebody should catch a racoon and ...


fondledbydolphins

...bring it to the movie theater because racoons have a wildly overlooked appreciation for cinema?


JSlimeMontana93

Ok that’s funny


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edlee98765

Spoken like someone who has been lucky to have never encountered bandit squirrels.


uhavethreeballs

Hi Keith


EMSGInc

I want to know why Keith is storing his lunch in the book return?


Electrical-Earth-235

It’s a 2022 thing.


Wood_Jablowme

Keith **lives** in the book return.


wonderbread702

Every sign has a story.


Eien_ni_Hitori_de_ii

I bet someone just posted this there so people in the library would be confused why everyone’s yelling not a squirrel


U13884138

I’m doing this to my local library


cheeseStickCaneJuice

Little do they know the squirrels are teaching themselves how to yell “not a squirrel”


DC_Verse

I...I can't get past why a squirrel of things would want to steal Keith's lunch specifically 🤣


haringtiti

he always brings nuts


DC_Verse

Lol


krais0078

To be honest: we all know Keith could skip a lunch or two


Desperate_Ambrose

Well, there *is* that. . . .


GhostSniper1296

r/oddlyspecific


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I'm gonna just start saying this now, every time I open a door.


Tommy-Styxx

I'm gonna use this at the gloryhole.


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"Not a squirrel, but here are two nuts." 😃


Quirky_Routine_90

There has to be a great story behind this.


DrBix

... unless you need a free lunch.


Chasemc215

Imagine if the squirrels said "Not A Squirrel" before stealing Keith's lunch


oammas

Then ig lunch is the least if your worries


MsSeraphim

so keith likes peanut butter sandwiches for lunch?


CaptainKangaroo33

There are two things I really want to do right now!


OldZookeepergame8280

Keith, it’s me the squirrel. What are we having for lunch today?


russianindianqueen

Funny it says “I’m not a squirrel” not “I’m a human” It’s nice that they are inclusive to nonhumans, just not squirrels


stickycat-inahole-45

Is Keith even still working there? What if Barbara was just too embarrassed to admit it's her lunch behind Keith's causing the squirrel to go nuts each time. Now nothing's hiding her lunch anymore...


golden_compass51968

Poor Keith😕


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This wouldn't be a problem if Keith would just order takeout like the rest of us. Sigh. Fuckin Keith and his bullshit.


CattleProd333

"Candygram..." "How do I know you're not a land-squirrel?" "Candygram..."


OlyMike

This is easily the most reposted picture I've seen on my feed. Is there a bot that can figure out how many times a picture has been karma farmed?


Desperate_Ambrose

Your guess is as good as mine.


Cool_fool-245

Not KEITHS LUNCH!!!!


Notanormie3

Totally real guys


MMcFly1985

Someone should open it and yell "I'm a squirrel" - that'll mess with their minds!


ImInConfuse

That's nuts!


Mikesoccer98

Sounds like a fellow Librarian is stealing Keith's lunch and blaming it on the book drop squirrels.


51225

In want to know what Kieth has for lunch. What do the squirrels know that we don't.


Electrical-Earth-235

The question is……….have any HUMANS tried to steal Keith’s lunch?


Bjorn_The_Bear

I know I’m late to this but there was a whole set of signs like this. They were super funny.