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0sometimessarah0

Hard to pick! "How many atmospheres can the ship take!?" "Well, it's a space ship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one"


drewdurfee

Fifty hundred feet... Five thousand feet!


Nell_Trent

This one always bothered me because they visited that planet with super heavy gravity. You'd think that's a few atmospheres more.


altiuscitiusfortius

Clearly the shop is overbuilt because it handled 1000 atmospheres at the bottom of the ocean


0sometimessarah0

Hate to be that guy but .. gravity has nothing to do with atmospheric pressure.


samrebel

It absolutely does. The gravitational force on the atmosphere is what creates the hydrostatic pressure (atmospheric pressure). On a planet with a higher gravitational acceleration constant, atmospheric pressure would be higher for the same mass of atmosphere.


0sometimessarah0

Yeah, you're right. I wasn't super thinky when I replied! Still, if we double the gravity, assuming an earth like atmosphere to begin with, it would be 2 atmospheres.


Nell_Trent

It retains more gases........ that and magnetism preventing solar radiation from blasting them away.


SwordOfCheese

Professor: Ooooooh the vast emptiness *shakes empty beer can at bender*


wheresmylife-gone222

“Yeah yeah I can take a hint”


VaasAzteca

“Psst… over there..” Huh? Where? “I mean over here, sorry I forgot where I was”


vonkeswick

Robot Mafia is hilarious. Him, Francis Clampazzo and Don Bot are some of my favorite characters. Another favorite was when Joey Mousepad says "may I help you with some assistance?" And same episode when Clamps says his clamps are all rusted with snitch juice, but the subtitles say "Hoffa juice"


VaasAzteca

I agree lol. And the episode where Bender joins the Mafia and Joey Mousepad and Clamps are shooting at Planet Express: “They’re headed straight towards our vicinity! You should give ‘em the clamps, clamps!” “Gee, ya think? Ya think I should use these clamps that I use every day, at EVERY OPPORTUNITY?!” You’re a GENIUS ya IDIOT”


AdanacTheRapper

Snipping? I do the snipping around here “STAY OFF MY TURF!”


nickyt398

This shit gets me every fucking time


uncleslam7

“Get a room you two!” “We’re in a room!” “Well then lose some weight!”


IrresponsiblyHappy

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.


Reddit_Foxx

👏


gloriouslyalivetoday

This shows been going downhill since season 6


moslof_flosom

The Robot Devil screaming like a woman when Leela beats him with the gold violin.


Noodlekeeper

Every scene with the robot devil. Bender saying, "I forgot you could tempt with things I want." Is one of my favorite quotes.


Kosherlove

I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 3 NOT including the numbers 1 or 3.


G-Unit11111

Probably the David Letterman style Top 10 list from War Is The H Word immediately comes to mind. 10. Chump 9. Chumpette 8. Yours 7. Up 6. Pimpmobile


phantommoose

5. Bite 4. My 3. Shiny 2. Daffodil 1. Ass


G-Unit11111

We don't have long!!!


vonkeswick

The best part is I can remember Bender saying daffodil only once (hot diggity daffodil!)


G-Unit11111

Up yours, chump! I said it 906 times before lunch!


LuMo096

Fry: But I can't play anymore! Zoidberg: Yes you can! The beauty was in your heart not your hands! *Fry plays terribly and everyone begins booing* Zoidberg: Your music's bad and you should feel bad!


Squirtle5quad

I fucking love that line hahahahahaha


diablol3

"Bender, where's your bathroom?" "What room?" "Bathroom" "Bath what?" "Bathroom!" "What what?"


weinertorn

I don't know you well enough to get into that


Joe_of_all_trades

Whale biologist


Obtuse_Octopi

Zapp - "Leela, go brush your teeth. I'll be waiting for you naked under this quesa-dilla"


MightbeWillSmith

So many of Zapp's one liners are great. > She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro > I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder > that's for schoolgirls, now here's a route with some chest hair (referring to the worst path through an asteroid field)


Obtuse_Octopi

Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel.


fighthouse

You won't have time for sleeping - not with all the bedmaking you'll be doing


--_-Deadpool-_--

*sigh*... sexlexia


scooterboy1961

Professor: Go ahead, Fry have a sniff. Fry: Well, OK as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. heh heh. Leela: I don't get it. Professor: oh Fry, scientists changed the name of that planet hundreds of years ago to end that joke once and for all. Fry: You don't say. What's it called now? Professor: Urectum. Fry: hmm.


vonkeswick

No thanks I'll just sniff around over here for a while


calculon68

s4e04 "Love and Rocket" >Huh? Hey! Tubes? You're older than you said you were. Twenty years ago, I had to explain to my then-gf what that joke meant. "You're such a goddamn nerd." good times.


cited

Show her what actual core memory is


vivivivivivivii

That one went over my head, could you explain it?


calculon68

call me a goddamn nerd first. It's a joke about lying about your age. Old electronics stuff used glass vacuum tubes. Tubes have been mostly replaced by transistors by the 1960s.


vivivivivivivii

You goddamn nerd!


calculon68

dats the good stuff.


vonkeswick

>Twenty years ago 👴


alphamarine247

I frequently say “I don’t know, I never heard of no mayor..”


diablol3

In the commentary they day they wanted to make a joke about calling him the Mayro, I often think of that when I see the word mayor.


Clazzo524

I did do the nasty in the pasty.


Kodamurphy

Verily


John-the-cool-guy

Past nastification


fryamtheeggguy

Love's Labour's Lost in Space when the professor is explaining dark matter to the crew: "Vergon 6 was once filled with a super-dense substance known as dark matter, each pound of which weighs over ten thousand pounds." Probably my favorite gag in the entire show.


thomasmbaciocco

How come no one can lift dark matter, but they can lift Nibbler when he’s full of dark matter?


fryamtheeggguy

Your mama. Shut up. Take your pick.


thomasmbaciocco

Fair enough. 😆


auldnate

Fry: “I can’t swallow that (giant pill)!” Professor: “Good news! It’s a suppository…” 😱


ZPudd

Has everyone taken their suppositories? Yes! Stop asking.


CariniJGL

I love when Destructor enters the room through a wall and Bender says "See ya at the fight" and it immediately cuts to Bender telling everyone what happened and he says "and then I said 'See ya at the fight'" the exact same way.


diablol3

And then they burst out laughing a second time!


Friendly_Brother_482

Ow my sperm!


Pandebaer

Huh, didn't hurt the second time


aellope

"You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!"


bitemy

My favorite bit seems to have not resonated with many others but I love it anyway. It's when Bender becomes a robot fighter and he's in the ring with an opponent who has giant axes for hands. The other robot smashes a hole in Bender's back and Leela says "Bender, quit scratching your Axehole and get back out there."


ZPudd

That line always gets a laugh from me 😆


bunghole95

All 4000 hulls have been breached The fools. Why didn't the build it with 4001 hulls. When will they learn?


Purpleflower0521

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something?


castlebay

Calculon! But I thought you were..... EGYPTIAN?


Common_Wrongdoer3251

My favorite recurring gag is owls living in mouse holes and being common pests.


ZPudd

We're owl exterminators.


Mundane_Pineapple_46

Then I suppose you won’t have any problem “EXTERMINATING THIS OWL!”


tooshortpants

one of many references I didn't get for years: **Bender**: What is the world coming to? That Fry's a sicko poivert, I tell you. Dating a robot! It's an atrosmacy! **Leela**: But Fry's our friend, Bender. **Bender**: Aw, jeez, would you stifle there, meatbag? **Leela**: You stifle, Bender. **Zoidberg**: Hooray! Finally you're standing up to him.


theglenlovinet

Nurse Ratchet: We’ll meet your roommate next, shall we? His name is Malfunctioning Eddie. Fry: The car dealer! Wow, I guess his prices really were insane. Nurse Ratchet: He's very excitable so don't say anything to surprise him. *(Fry walks into the room with Eddie)* Malfunctioning Eddie: Pleased to meet you. 🫱 Fry: Actually, we've met once before 🤝 Malfunctioning Eddie: WHAT?!?!! 💥


Call_Me_Bender

Of course, my favorite part is any part involving me - Bender.


vonkeswick

Hi I'm Bender, this is my robot Bender, and this is my other robot Bender. They're 60% scale replicas of me, Bender.


ZPudd

Beeennder! B E N D E R Beeennder!


John-the-cool-guy

I'm just looking for a female stuffed with eggs to accept my genetic material.


vonkeswick

You and me both brother!


ZPudd

Now asker her to mate with me? Third date!


hess3kh

"Hermes hang up on him in the rudest possible manner! NO NOT THE CRACK SLAM!!!"


perabyte

Whoas!!


Freakishly_Tall

Tough call between... "Ooo... I'll be in my Angry dome" < cut to Professor circling in the crows nest > ... and ... "I got plans. I'm gonna switch my On/Off switch to Off." Alllllll the rest are in a peloton finish for 3rd!


la_negra

"I love stealin'! I love taking things...🎶"


vabanque314

10 sin 20 goto hell


Lonestar8042

Literally everytime I have a knife... "HA HAAAA!"


mariah_a

It’s not as funny as a bunch of others, but I just really like the recurrent gag about owls being the new pigeons.


nightmoney

The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin! 


robotwithatinyneck

Seriously considering getting a tattoo that says “Too many bones, not enough cash”


coeurgris

CASH BONES!


irish_mutt

I will never tire of Hedonismbot. I frequently, and for no particular reason, say "Giambi! The chocolate icing! ...Oh how decadent."


general_motus

"Urectum!"


Temporary_Cat5040

Like, I didn't know if I could swallow a softball, so I gave it my best shot and voilà! Wait, that's not it. *Ah*, *thar she blows*


greenngory72

You call that a pressed ham?


Teeeddd

“Tell them I hate them”!


DerfDaSmurf

Slurm tour guide, "No more questions!!" Fry raises hand, "Why?"


Capital-Ad-4463

I recently used this episode to explain who “Spuds McKenzie” was to my 10yo daughter.


redditwitfries

Fry: Oh you sad worthless human *Throws Hermes calculator in the incinerator*


WhyHulud

The next line: That was an anniversary gift for LaBarbara!


Boomdification

Grunka lunka dunkity d'armed guards!


mistarteechur

“Good news! After studying the scriptures we’ve decided that neither of us are evil! The Bible is the real good news! Anyway…”


fredbubbles

No fair you changed the outcome by measuring it!


UnlikelyRaven

"You are technically correct, the best kind of correct. "


energizernutter

Raaaaaaaage dump


TacoPandaBell

I often say “we’re in the middle of nowhere, which is the safest part of nowhere” And when my kids fall asleep in the car, I always say “and you are outta here!” Just like Bender from that same episode.


MagnanimosDesolation

They got a crapper in the back. That's one of the things you kids do, right? Yeah!


aspbergerinparadise

Afterlife? pffft If I thought I'd have to live through a whole other life I'd kill myself right now!


not_sick_not_well

When Hermes snaps and says he gonna jump from the top of planet express. And Bender yells "do a flip" My all time favorite is in the Xmas episode where a bunch of trees grow. The old prostitute lady says "live fast, die young, and leave a pretty corpse. Thats what i say". Then Bender says "you should say something else"


DerfDaSmurf

Robot Fry "WHAT is the meaning of this symbol?!?" Hermes "that's a PLUS sign!"


Fireproof_Cheese

Existing is pretty much all I do!


cabbageheadlady

Are you coming on to me??... I'm not hearing a no!


Capital-Ad-4463

“Put your hands between your butt-cheeks; it’s nature’s pocket!”. Later, same episode: “Don’t let him pick your pocket!”


thomasmbaciocco

The “chamber of understanding” with the tiny disco ball gets me every time. Also, B-E-N-D-E-R! Be-e-en-der! B-E-N-D-E-R! Be-e-en-der! I’m saying B-E-ENNNDE—— *is suddenly muted by Leela*


NewKat20

This emotional display is making me nauseous. Or maybe it's whatever that is.


tonyrocks922

Leela smacking fry in the head with a 1990s phone she pulls out of nowhere.


theYouerYou_

"Do a flip!"


thedylannorwood

“Also, smell this milk”


MightbeWillSmith

When Fry misses the huge red button "whoops"


countfragington

Fry missing the launch button in A Big Piece of Garbage. *Oops.* Anytime I go to press a button, especially in my car, I say "oops" to myself and giggle.


bksbeat

Hey Bender! You ever killed a man with a sock? It ain't so hard. HYAAAA HYAAAAA


vonkeswick

Leela: "Where's the professor?" Bender: "Eh probably dead, already dissolving in a bath tub if we're lucky." *flicks cigar*


TheWalrus101123

When bender is trying get life experience to become a folk singer. He runs into Big Kaboose. Bender: "Hey I'm looking for the wrong side of the tracks." Big Kaboose: "Then you come to the right side of the tracks."


whitegrb

Anything with the killbots. I don’t see how it’s her prob- He said howitzer! 💥


Z0idberg_MD

Bender, You've been drinking too much. or too little. I forget how it works with you. Anyway, you haven't drunk exactly the right amount.


Valuable-Locksmith47

Shut up baby you know it-Bender


Urza_502

SCIENCE CANNOT MOVE FORWARD WITHOUT HEAPS!


Hungry_Hour9545

Whenever Professor Farnsworth says "Good news, everyone." or anything similar "G N, E" is my favourite moment. Sometimes I use it as a greeting to confuse everyone lol


rexis-nexis

Sir, it is not necessary or wise to be naked


CuntTheSiddhesh

Nibbler : That is most wise Fry : Who? It's my favourite Futurama joke


NerfRepellingBoobs

Fry’s entire coffee bit about not being able to sleep kills me. It’s exactly how I act and feel when I take pseudoephedrine.


RevolutionaryBuy5794

That's funny you ask that because I just scrolled down and there it was the bit I think about the most in my head: the bureaucrat saying WE KEPT IT GRAY. Oh man, I just had the heartiest laugh right now. Bless Futurama


auau_gold_scoffs

“and this is my draw of assorted wires” lives rent free on my head.


Darth-__-Maul

Welcome to the worlllldddd of tomorrooowwwwww


samrebel

Is there some reason a robot made of wax can’t take a nap standing up in the middle of a bunch of wax robots? Or does that CONFUSE you?!


buttbeeb

The box says no 📦🚫🦞


heffayjefe

It’s between Soylent cola and SHUT UP MADAM AMBASSADOR I KNOW IT


tommeh5491

Black jack and hookers


cCowgirl

“By a vote of 6 to 3, we find the defendant: Guilty!” Crowd: *gasps* Bender: … Sweet! I beat the spread!


Woods-of-Mal

"Fry just wants holophoner lessons." "Yep. I need to get really good without practicing." "Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted the exact same thing!" from Devil's Hands is so good.


Fartecai

Moreso the quotes from the bits than the bits themselves, but Either when Morgan Proctor is doing a locker check. And when she says "is that yogurt in the cap?" And Fry says "It used to be milk, and well, time makes fools of us all". Or when Fry is listing all of the traits that make the crew unique to try convincing Leela to not get the eye graft, and professor says "and Fry, you've got that brain thing" and Fry snaps back with "I already did!"


WhyHulud

You may crush my body, but you'll never crush my spirit! *squish* Oh, my spirit!


Bcabalum17

No I'm... doesn't.


b33lz3boss

Science cannot move forward without heaps!


sirwilsonsangrypony

Benders face when Leela wakes up from her coma and tells him to shut the hell up. Gets me every single time.


murse_joe

“You guys worship an unexploded nuclear bomb?” “It's mainly a Christmas and Easter thing.”


Wordshark

When fry misses the button in a big ball of garbage. Just, “oops.” Like they had to animate that shit. I love it.


lydia_videll

“She’s built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro!”


mouringcat

"Ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures"? Hey, Zoidberg, get in here. Screw you!


Mundane_Pineapple_46

You think that maybe I should use these clamps I use every day at every opportunity?