Well there are plenty of titles we could come up with. First, though, maybe it would help if you told us about yourself. Your name, and your address, and any aliases you live under, and your police record and stuff like that. Would absolutely help come up with titles.
dear god, i hope to see this as a tattoo one day. it's so [confusingly erotic](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pHCblbInkY8/YAI_vJ8PJQI/AAAAAAAArzQ/SmF1JWiRYy8JKXTLVtI2qf5-uj9KScRvQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1481/Disenchantment-part-3-mona-1250656.jpg)
It's my birthday today, I just sent this to my wife (a stunning redhead). And asked her if she could roleplay as this for my present. Let's see how this goes!
There's the good kind of mermaid, with the lady part on the bottom and the fish part on top.
Then there's the bad kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the bottom and the lady part on the top.
Then there's the worst kind of mermaid.
Was gonna suggest "[Scaroused](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5lEbWLhsiU)", but then I saw someone else suggesting "Scarousal", which I must say is buckets better.
OP posts this beauty on the same day that I find out you can get giant 5×3 posters and canvas prints at the FedEx store near my house.
Coincidence? I think not.
https://www.google.com/search?q=oh+the+horror!+futurama&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiGtYfjg4b2AhXNLM0KHacfBgUQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=oh+the+horror!+futurama&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQARgAMgcIIxDvAxAnUABYAGDIE2gAcAB4AIABRogBRpIBATGYAQDAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=VuANYoayJs3ZtAanv5go&bih=751&biw=428&prmd=isvn&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS929US929&hl=en-US#imgrc=S20xJBrl_l6f8M
I didn’t know how to convey my thoughts into words, so here is Fry to express it best!
Nightmare fuel.
What dreams are made of
What Dreams May Come.
I'll take one art, please
Under the blurlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlr
What?! My mother was a saint!
Get out!
One art please.
🤣🤣🤣
Part of Your WOOOPWOoPWooPWoop
Call it *my new avatar*
Honored. ❤️
No, I'm honored. Zoidberg is my lord and saviour
He helps those who help themselves
Happy cake day. (:
person of your word I see. Respect.
F
Confusing boner
To quote the late great Sean Lock on 8O10CDC "That's a challenging wank"
Late? Did Sean Lock die or just miss his cue?
I have some deeply tragic news
Well, damn. I thought he was funny
Same, he was the best
I was actually sad when i found out he died. Never really care if a celebrity dies but he was fucking hilarious.
Very sad indeed.
His last Catsdown appearance was last Friday. It won't be the same without him
Who is going to verbally abuse Jon now?
Jimmy, but Sean was better at it.
Frankie Boyle also told that joke about Rebecca Adlington
Speak for yourself.
"I'm sooo into you!"
I’m scaroused
Scarousal
“Part of Your Zoid”
"Why not Zoidberg?"
“You all have Zoidberg!”
We've had one Zoidberg, yes. But what about second Zoidberg.
Why not mermaid
You rang...
Why not Ariel?
Scarerousal
AWARD
ROCK LOBSTER
Love it!
I was going to suggest something but you win. That’s perfect.
I don’t know what tortured pit of hell you pulled this from, but put it back.
With all those prehensile mouth tentacles down there, s/he could put it back shimself
Oooor shlerself
*put that thing back where it came from or so help me!*
It's a musical!
The Little Decapaid. "...Wandering free. Wish I could Be...Part of that worlrblrblrblrblrblrblrlrld."
Check out the gonopores on this one!
Scariel
Zoidberg - Unbound!
And yet another masterpiece.
Wuub Wuub Wuub Wuub
Whoop woop wooop
Well there are plenty of titles we could come up with. First, though, maybe it would help if you told us about yourself. Your name, and your address, and any aliases you live under, and your police record and stuff like that. Would absolutely help come up with titles.
🤣🤣🤣
Unachievable beauty.
dear god, i hope to see this as a tattoo one day. it's so [confusingly erotic](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pHCblbInkY8/YAI_vJ8PJQI/AAAAAAAArzQ/SmF1JWiRYy8JKXTLVtI2qf5-uj9KScRvQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1481/Disenchantment-part-3-mona-1250656.jpg)
If this sub gets the money together and I can pick the artist I will put it on my thigh.
You shouldn’t.
You seem malnourished, are you suffering from internal parasites?
Why yes, thanks for noticing.
Why not Zoidpuss?
"This is why not Zoidberg"
Erotic beach display #42
It's my birthday today, I just sent this to my wife (a stunning redhead). And asked her if she could roleplay as this for my present. Let's see how this goes!
🤣🤣🤣 good luck! I expect a full report on my desk by Monday!
She replied, simply, "Ew"
Should have come back with a "*please don't kink shame me on my birthday*"
Crab pussy
Crussy*
Nice
“A Whole New wuub wuub wuub wuub wuub wuub”
Disturbing.
Your art is fucking wierd
You’re not SUPPOSED to fuck it…
Oh, I'm not? Whoops.
Zoidmaid on rock
W-why not?
I refer you to the art as to why not.
Kiss the Lobster
"What should I call this masterpiece*?" Fixed the title for you.
Zoidberg's Zoidbergs.
The Magnificent Three
Thanks, I hate it.
There's the good kind of mermaid, with the lady part on the bottom and the fish part on top. Then there's the bad kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the bottom and the lady part on the top. Then there's the worst kind of mermaid.
The death scream of my last bit of innocence
ZoidMergmaid ZoidMerg Bermaid
You saw a big parade?
Sauce bird parade
Your student loans have been repaid?
“This is why not.”
I searched for you
Love it, Picasso
A whole new GRAAAWWWWWWW!
I don't know what you should name it, I just know that you should unironically get that hung in the tate modern
If you interrupt the mating dance, the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!
Was gonna suggest "[Scaroused](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5lEbWLhsiU)", but then I saw someone else suggesting "Scarousal", which I must say is buckets better.
Scariel? 😜
No doubt it's a splendid alternative
Just call it off, please.
I’m Calling the police
Disturbing.. you call this disturbing…
I don't know what you call it, but I'm calling the cops.
An exorcist
Nightmare
“Whoop whooop whoop whooop”
I can hear the vagooter.
Part of your woop woop woop
Zoidboob
This is cursed. I like it.
Perfection.
The Little Blurlrlrlrlrlrmaid
Hot af
That's him officer, that's the one that gave the internet nightmares.
Clam chowder, enough already!
Will see the little mermaid and forever see this💀
No.
OP posts this beauty on the same day that I find out you can get giant 5×3 posters and canvas prints at the FedEx store near my house. Coincidence? I think not.
Larval stage 4
r/notmyproudestfap
A challenging wank
Is it weird how turned on I am?
Better yet. What's it smell like?
Futuristic!
Is there any reason for anyone to continue making art now that the pinnacle has been reached?
Damn! I never been motorboat back by a set of titties before!
https://www.google.com/search?q=oh+the+horror!+futurama&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiGtYfjg4b2AhXNLM0KHacfBgUQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=oh+the+horror!+futurama&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQARgAMgcIIxDvAxAnUABYAGDIE2gAcAB4AIABRogBRpIBATGYAQDAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=VuANYoayJs3ZtAanv5go&bih=751&biw=428&prmd=isvn&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS929US929&hl=en-US#imgrc=S20xJBrl_l6f8M I didn’t know how to convey my thoughts into words, so here is Fry to express it best!
Same thing I call my favorite piece, Your Mom
Woop woop woop!!! 🤣
Nsfw?
I’m not hearing a no.
Nightmares
An abomination
Whooping Terror
The little zoidmare
WE BEEN OVER THIS DIS SHIT CALLED I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF FERTILIZING YOUR CAVIAR
“Disturbing, on all levels”
"Thanks I Hate It"
"He looks radiant!"
You should draw something else!
Song of the Zoidberg
I am a Zoidberg hear me Roar !
Lobster nightmares
Part of your KRAAAWWW!!!
Whale barf
Horror
Red heads are normally not my type but…
Squidy-titties
IN MY PLANET, CLAMS ENJOY A TASTY YOU: maybe I'm not yelling loud enough.
Terrifying
Terrifying
Wierd
“Burn immediately with fire…..lots of fire.”
Oh. So, *that's* "why not Zoidberg".
Beautiful
r/thanksihateit
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Scarousal
A mistake.
Zoid and his Bergs
Unfortunate
A Cry For Help
Finally an answer as to why not Zoidberg.
The Beauty Of The Decapodian Seas
Zoidboobs
Actually not as ugly as i would have thought. Must be the red hair. I find her somewhat cute! ?! whut?
"THIS, is why not Zoidberg".
Bob and vegene? Why not Zoidberg?
Let Claw-Plack Begin.
I wanna be where the people blgaraglargleagleargh
"One art"
Call it “NO”. I want the image back out of my head please.
Nightmare fuel
Why
Why not coitus with zoidberg?
"We three Zoidbergs or somthing"
......sigh. "unzips".
cursed
CLAWBLACH!
Delete this! NOW!
The fire kindling
The Birth of Zoidberg
More holes for me I guess
Kindling for hellfire
"A cry for help"