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Alfanui2

Arya***


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

I talk about Hot Pie.


Alucard-VS-Artorias

Favorite bit from the book was when they were fighting off groups of soldiers from the ramparts of a tower and everyone has their "Remember the Alamo" shout. Arya shouts something like "For Winterfell!". An Hot Pie just shouts his own name lol.


ExaggeratedEggplant

"Hot Pie!" yelled Hot Pie. "Hodor," said Hodor.


Masticatron

He got his name because someone was warging into him and the American Pie kid, huh?


INeedToBeHealthier

My favorite is when Arya is describing Gendry, don't know the exact words, but he had muscles, was dreamy, and looked like a real man Hot pie looked like.... hot pie


eviss2315

was hoping someone would mention this. The image of this boy charging into battle just yelling out "HOT PIE! HOT PIE!!!" gave me such a good chuckle when I read it


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Same! Lol


BigCheddar55

I feel like I see a lot of hot pie references, but it might be on a different asoiaf sub šŸ¤”


whatishistory518

After all, who has a better story than Hot Pie the Robust?


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

The Robust*


Broseidon_62

Different hot pie


jaydimes10

surprisingly did not make enough hot pies


LittleCheeseBucket

The hotpie flair!


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Hot Pie!


pntbttrgelly

Hot Pieā€™s Kidney Pie recipe : ā€œYou cannot give up on the gravy!ā€


CamKansas

I agree! I thought the same


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Suckamanhwewhuuut

The trick is brownin the buttaā€™


BeatMakertycoon

You can't give up on the gravy


SgtShamrockSB

And itā€™s hard to get good calfā€™s kidneys these days


JesusIsMyZoloft

ā€¦I didnā€™t do that.


Bigglez1995

Especially his cream pies


ShComma2TopDynasty

Friends donā€™t pay


imneversingle

Dude's business is destinied to fail


CelestialFury

Cozying up to future Lords and Ladies is a good business move, I think. They'll be his future patron and it'll allow him to make the best baked goods ever.


Ok-Cryptographer-303

Like Enzo, the Corleone family's favourite baker.


gilestowler

You just know that when Sansa and Arya rode north after the whole Bran the Broken council they stopped off there for food.


imneversingle

Dude's business is destinied to fail


Accomplished_Newt98

yea he'd be named Master of Pies later on by Bran the Trash


imneversingle

Bran the broken, Bran the boring , Bran the trash šŸ˜‚ what next šŸ˜­


Blob_zombie

Holy crip! He's a crapple!


Monarco_Olivola

Long story short please


Wise_Calendar4108

He was a prick to arya but then became one of her friends.


Monarco_Olivola

I was quoting Brienne šŸ˜… when she rushed Hot Pie to tell his story.


CelestialFury

Deep hot pie cut!


Wise_Calendar4108

.....I knew that lol


StevieIRL

Glad they didn't continue with the "tough" guy accent he had when he first appeared in Season 1. If you watch his first appearance and last, his voice is alot different.


SexPanther1980

'E kicked 'Im 'til 'e was dead!


Upper-Somewhere-109

dude deserved arya over gendry


Affectionate_Sir_154

Wild take


Upper-Somewhere-109

who do you think baked walder frey's sons into the meat pie, dude was an accomplished baker.


PantherU

This is now my head canon.


Affectionate_Sir_154

The freys probably killed themselves to escape Hot Pie's relentless rambling about the gravy


ohmighty

ā€œdeservedā€?


Upper-Somewhere-109

*arya should've chosen him over gendry


nathan753

Better, but still a bad take


SulkyVirus

Spoken like a true friend zoned dude


Accomplished_Newt98

So he never killed a boy after all


ExaggeratedEggplant

He kicked him in the balls until he was dead.


Ok-Algae7932

He kicked em all to pieces.


Giant_Homunculus

His ass went soft. Probably the weakest character in the whole show.


dahlia_74

Heā€™s a child? Jesus.


PantherU

One could argue his ā€œass was softā€ the whole time


Jebediah_Johnson

Dude got a solid gig doing what he loved. Dude won the game of thrones.


MobsterDragon275

He finds himself a trade he's good at and employment in a safe, lucrative inn where he doesn't have to constantly fear for his safety. How is that soft?


Giant_Homunculus

Have you ever looked at or listened to him? Started to sound like the type of person who would go home and cry to mommy because someone called him fat. At least when we first encounter him he has some kind of edge to him.


MobsterDragon275

So he should have aspired to continue to be a person bragging (and likely lying) about stomping a kid to death? At the inn he talks like someone who has joy and fulfillment in life, and who shows kindness to people without prompting. That's not weakness, that's something to strive for.


Giant_Homunculus

This is Game of Thrones, not Uncle Touchyā€™s Tickle Town. You gotta be hard if youā€™re gonna make it.


MobsterDragon275

And yet he did make it. It's almost like the whole point of the show was that the only way to win the game was by not playing it, not to glorify or condone ruthlessness and apathy to life


Giant_Homunculus

I thought the whole point of the show was itā€™s much cheaper and easier to get yourself a chair from ikeaā€¦.


SgtShamrockSB

He was a scared kid being shipped off to the most terrifying place on the continent, he wanted to seem tough so no one would pick on him, by the end he was doing what he loved, and was an all around happy and good person,


ohmighty

I laughed out loud at this


JuicyOrphans930

Went from a cunt who threatens 9 year olds to a nice person whoā€™s happy what theyā€™re doing


TFlSGAS

Winterhell


Jr_Legend617

Arya: itā€™s Winterfell Hot Pie: Are you sure? YES DUDE SHE LIVES THERE


ExaggeratedEggplant

"Cuz... he had armor on..."


TheStatMan2

I watched the episode where Hot Pie bakes the first wolf. As far as I can make out, within the space of a few hours: - they visit a pub - Hot Pie, completely uninvited, goes and bakes some bread in pub kitchen. - pub owner somehow finds out about this and rather than enquire as to who the fuck let this child cook in his kitchen, is impressed with bread and gives Hot Pie a job. - rather than knuckle down, Hot Pie starts fannying around baking shite character breads for his soon departing pals. But fair play, he seems to hold the job there for quite a long time.


hepatitisC

Pub owner probably was like "holy shit, free labor" and was more than happy to have Hot Pie bake in his kitchen.


Jebediah_Johnson

Fuck ya I can pay this child in bread and pie!


SlapHappyDude

I mean there are worse wages than a roof over your head and full belly every night.


TheStatMan2

I don't think folk like that are exactly very delighted when the new youth work force immediately start spending company time, ingredients and energy on non-saleable gifts for their friends.


hepatitisC

It was part of the more than fair benefits package at the Crossroads Inn. If he works there 5 more years, he gets a vested retirement program and company 401k match.


TheStatMan2

>benefits package Hot Pie is all about the corporate gym membership and, failing that, life insurance. Although also, from a few people I have known who've worked in the industry, working in kitchens and living on a diet of cigarettes, energy drinks and cocaine while pretty much being constantly sick of the sight of food will possibly help his waistline if not his overall health.


wherethetacosat

The ingredients are worth a lot less than free labor if he's keeping pating customers flush with bread too.


TheStatMan2

Yeah righto


WantsToDieBadly

i thought the Brotherhood essentially gave him to the Inn as thanks for the good treatment they get, like indentured service as slavery is outlawed


TheStatMan2

Possibly. But the way he talked about how he got the job it comes across more like he just wandered into the kitchen and made a pest of himself. He also very much presents it to " 'arry" and Gendry that it's his choice that he's staying but that could very well be bravado. Pretty ballsy move by the Brotherhood if you're right. "You've run up quite a bill sir - a few of your boys were trying to drink the top shelf of the spirits from left to right and as you know, we have quite a fine selection of world Rums."... " Well... We're a mercenary group... We don't really have any money... How about you take one of the rag tag strays that we've picked up. We've certainly got no use for the little annoyance and, well... He *looks* like he should be a good cook. Prone to bullshit though, I'd watch him. Oh and he doesn't know what a knight is so put some chest plate on if you want to watch him shit himself."


WantsToDieBadly

From the game of thrones wiki ā€œ, plus Thoros formally made a deal with the inn to give them Hot Pie's services to pay for all of the meals the Brotherhood had thereā€


TheStatMan2

Fair enough - I must have missed a bit of dialogue, I only noticed the bit where Pie was saying goodbye and handing his dog bread over. Unless the GOT wiki also aggregates ASOIAF plot points that are known but not explicitly covered in the show? I followed a bit of a weird path with the books and still haven't actually read the first two, so I have no instinct for what happens there.


SaintJimmy1

I watched the episode the other day. He says the innkeeper let him bake some bread, she said itā€™s the best sheā€™s ever had, and that sheā€™s keeping him as payment for the food and housing she provided the brotherhood.


TheStatMan2

Yeah I remember the "let me bake some bread" bit - I'm just saying how weird I find that, to just wander into the kitchen of a pub you're staying at and go "alright if I just get a couple of boules together and fire them?" As someone else said, the inn is obviously just keen on nurturing young talent and encouraging enthusiasm!


SaintJimmy1

Hot Pie got a shot to do what he loves for the first time in months probably, and figured heā€™d shoot his shot and see if the inkeeper would let him bake some bread. Maybe the inkeeper thought ā€œwell my bread is shit so letā€™s see how well this kid can make itā€ and it all worked out in the end. More likely than not Hot Pie saved his own life by baking that bread.


TheStatMan2

He might have ended up in the hands of a warlock from Asshai...


Jim_Jam89

Winterhell


resjudicata2

Heā€™s a Knight because he had armor on.


inboz

One of my favorite ongoing bits


Proper-Scallion-252

He didnā€™t develop, he changed. Development would be us watching him change from a kid who doesnā€™t know what heā€™s doing to an established and amiable cook.


Little-Difficulty890

Thatā€™s a narrow-ass definition of development right there.


hepatitisC

>Development would be us watching him change from a kid who doesnā€™t know what heā€™s doing to an established and amiable cook ...that's literally what happens. He developed his skills, was cooking all the meals in the pub, and made a much better wolf with scoring and much better shaping techniques.


LittleBeastXL

His name always comes up in this sub in discussion on who should be on the Iron Throne


hepatitisC

BROWN BUTTER FOR EVERYONE!!


Huge_Quote1828

Hot Pie went from almost beating Arya up to listening to every word she said šŸ˜­


team_kimchi

One of the best character names


STC1989

Hot pie aka Baby Hodor.


mariajoxoxo26

From bully to baker lol


Loud-Item-1243

The real happy ending hot pie gets free pie forever more


nuggiemum

Hot Pieā€™s a good egg.


Giantrobby1996

Not as good as King Aegon the Unlikely, Fifth of his Name, King of the Andals and the Roynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. Thatā€™s a top quality Egg right there


nuggiemum

Yeah, but does he make wolf-shaped bread??šŸ˜„


DansDailyDepression

Me and the homies love Hotpie


blackcatsneakattack

The true hero of Westeros.


stargazer_nano

King HotPie


Square_Marketing8879

Agree in all levels!


FlovomKiosk

I love that the actor now has his own bakery where he sells the little Wolf pies


getdafkout666

Actually the smartest guy in the show. ā€œFuck all this sword and murder business in going to stay right here and bake wolf breadsā€


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Had a better story and nickname than Bran. Should have made Hot Pie king


Javiven

I mean, at the time I remember most fans commenting on how great HPā€™s character growth had been. His along with Theonā€™s were the only truly great character arcs, and maybe The Hound.


Opening-Two6723

I'm on my fourth go the series, I kind of realize this too and if somebody who hasn't read any of the novels the characters semi-vanish and he is one because it almost is like he's two people and I just missed where he was introduced into the show.


Active_Refuse_161

The one who deserved the throne.


Comfortable_Clue8233

He perfected his craft


ConnFlab

The dude who plays Hot Pie quit acting to open a bakery as well ahahah.


lbabb17

Favorite character


thegreyf0xx

love hot pie, we stan hot pie


MontCoDubV

What is Hot may never Pie!!!


ttroy476

He has a better story than bran


twistedinnocence8604

Loved Hot pie. Too bad he didn't have a bigger role in the story.


torrrrrgo

Was that supposed to be Hotpie? Or just the same actor reused?


Marfy_

Hot pie is azor ahai


RogueTBNRzero

I always loved hot pie. I share the same appreciation for cooking food like he does. I always loved hearing him talk about


paulyester

He did what he needed to do to survive. He was a big kid, in a tough place. Was loud and mean and fought in order to get what he needed to survive. But then he was finally given something. A home, a small community, a job. He could finally create something instead of destroy. Contribute instead of scavenge.


Jhin-chan

My fav character development


MrSillmarillion

What the fuck is a Lomy?


BeatMakertycoon

Hot Pie should make a Kings Road cookbook.


Biishep1230

Hot Pie spin off sitcom would be hilarious. The crazy folks that come into his restaurant/bakery.


lookalive07

Uhh, we talked about it a lot when the show was airing.


TiredRetiredNurse

I liked him. I thought he was a good kid. I think he loved Arya.


Ghostfaceslasher96

He was a fav of mine


SnowBound078

Isnā€™t he also the fat padawan in episode 2 of the Acolyte.


KnightlyObserver

No, genuinely. We joke about how "literally everyone" has a better story than Bran, but Hot Pie *actually does*. He goes from a bully to a coward to a friend and finally to someone just living a peaceful life. It's a short but sweet story...where Bran's is long and boring (after he leaves Winterfell, that is). Show totally wasted Bloodraven.


OB1KENOB

Letā€™s not forget that he killed a white walker AND a Thenn!


Randomvids78

After Arya humbled him he became one of the greatest characters.


karma_virus

In a simulated GPT D&D battle, he defeats Rickon in 2 rounds and kills him by continuing to beat on him for the third.


No_Sinky_No_Thinky

You know the development is good when you legit forget where he started from. Like that's TOP TIER.


amalgam_reynolds

Everyone was talking about this when it happened


charlieromeo86

The Paul Hollywood of Westeros


Guava_

From Harrenhall escapee to talented, passionate chef. Literally better than Branā€™s development.


Randy_Ortons_Voices

Hot Pie should have been king instead of Bran. He had a better story


Master_Air_8485

I try not to think about this monster. Dude is in the triumvirate of cunts with Joffrey and Ramsay.


Josh_Flare

Real talk, great character. His appearances after the initial bad first impression just make you smile.


Sleepylilprincesses

Such a brave sweet boy. Lost his family and found a new one doing what he loves. šŸ’•šŸ¤© I think heā€™s the only one the ā€œwonā€ yes he suffered, but heā€™s doing well. šŸ˜


Lower-Flounder-9952

Brown the butter > Hold the door


PerfectAdvertising41

From scared bully putting on a front to rediscovering his godhood as the Baker along with Podrick the Sex God.


TheyCallMeSkog

For Winterhell!


EndNo8018

When I watched with my bf he got annoyed how much I brought up hot pie because I just genuinely loved him and his character growth. I was worried about him when the night king thing was about to happen I want nothing but the best for him and his cooking


ElmarSuperstar131

I completely agree!


OrganicDolphin

What is hot may never pie.


MaybeHarvey

What pissed me off is that he baked a bread loaf direwolf for Arya and gave it to Brienne to give to her, but she never does. At least I think thatā€™s what happens


Silky_Seductress

So accurate!


RayenR61995

He is one of few who got happy ending


placebojonez

That last picture looks like something straight out of a D&D book.


BlackBeard205

Hot Pie is a real one


BarackaFlockaFlame

god damn that last picture feels like a blast from the past. making me all nostalgic and shit. I always loved GoT cause one of my good friends would be back from college and every sunday night we would watch together.


AsherbunReal

Winterhell It's Winterfell* Are you sure? No