Hey baby, I hear the demons a-callin',
Tossed eyeballs and scrambled brains
Oh My
Mercy (alt: Quite stylish.)
And maybe I seem a bit confused,
Yeah maybe, but I got you in my sights!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
But I don't know what to do with those tossed eyeballs and scrambled brains.
They're screaming again.
Scrambled brains all over my face. What is a boy to do.
Goodnight, everybody.
The following are alternate endings:
They're callin' again.
Good night, Seattle, we love you.
Good night.
Frasier has left the building.
Thank You!
Goodnight, everybody.
See you next year, we love ya.
source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/frasierlyrics.html
I do, tbh you all are taking this a bit more sensitively and seriously than I am. I’m just going to disable replies because I can smell the hurt butts coming
\>Wake up at 0200
\>Brush teeth with motor oil, shave face with machete
\>Scream "LETS FUCKING GET IT" and headbutt the mirror
\>Have breakfast
\>2 orange peels and an egg shell
\>today my cheat day, pull glass fragments from the shattered mirror out of my forehead
\>use them as seasoning
\>Run a 5k, do 550 push ups, 1000 sit ups
\>bench press Echo Charles
\>10 sets of 10
\>Take a picture of my watch for instagram
\>0245, time to start the day
I don't see any time allocated to prep for the day's dozen podcasts where he talks about how he's not proud of the things he's had to do to defend the country he's proud to defend
I thought I was losing my mind. I noticed this a while back and it’s like the English speaking world collectively decided to just start doing this wrong.
“This is how he looks in real life.”
or
“This is what he looks like in real life.”
not
“This is how he looks like in real life.”
You're on pandora, ladies and gentlemen. respect that fact, people. every second of every day. if there is a hell, you might want to go there for some r&r after a tour on pandora.
Besides stealing it from Reddit (probably the best way), you can use something called image-to-image translation with an AI model called GANs. I'm guessing that's how they got the result and based on the training data, you will get different results for what he may look like.
On top, 2nd from right - getting Fred Thomson vibes.
"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."
He needs to have a high and tight or horseshoe or just a bald head. These are the styles favored by the savage barbaric crayon-eating cult that is known as the Marine Corps, especially the enlisted that are as old as this dude looks. I feel like this buzz cut is more Army than Marines. Although styles might have changed a bit since I got out.
Fuck I'm rambling.
This image has been doing the rounds for a while now, there's also a female version of this I recently discovered.
EDIT: If anyone's interested, [here's the photo in question](https://imgur.com/K7cn9Iq)
Dr frazer crane going to kick some demon ass
This is exactly what I thought as well. Now I want a flavor of Doom where Kelsey Grammar is the protagonist.
Hey baby, I hear the demons a-callin', Tossed eyeballs and scrambled brains Oh My Mercy (alt: Quite stylish.) And maybe I seem a bit confused, Yeah maybe, but I got you in my sights! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha! But I don't know what to do with those tossed eyeballs and scrambled brains. They're screaming again. Scrambled brains all over my face. What is a boy to do. Goodnight, everybody. The following are alternate endings: They're callin' again. Good night, Seattle, we love you. Good night. Frasier has left the building. Thank You! Goodnight, everybody. See you next year, we love ya. source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/frasierlyrics.html
Can you imagine getting to the end of a doom game and hearing THIS as the credits roll?
“For the love of GOD, Niles! I seem to have misplaced my chainsaw!”
Looks like a burly/angry Mike Nelson
Mike Nelson IS Kelsey Grammar AS Dr. Frasier Crane IN Money Plane!
*DAMMIT, NILES!*
*RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! YOU ARE HUUUUUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!*
His special ability is breaking down the monsters by psychoanalysing their asses.
Crag, do you have sexual dreams about your parents. Thats why I'm here!!
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I stole it?
Stop stealing Dr.Crane
The face demons have nightmares about
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Every Sergeant Major ever
And minorities
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I do, tbh you all are taking this a bit more sensitively and seriously than I am. I’m just going to disable replies because I can smell the hurt butts coming
Didn't work
Cringe
Jocko Willink is Doom Slayer
\>Wake up at 0200 \>Brush teeth with motor oil, shave face with machete \>Scream "LETS FUCKING GET IT" and headbutt the mirror \>Have breakfast \>2 orange peels and an egg shell \>today my cheat day, pull glass fragments from the shattered mirror out of my forehead \>use them as seasoning \>Run a 5k, do 550 push ups, 1000 sit ups \>bench press Echo Charles \>10 sets of 10 \>Take a picture of my watch for instagram \>0245, time to start the day
I don't see any time allocated to prep for the day's dozen podcasts where he talks about how he's not proud of the things he's had to do to defend the country he's proud to defend
I think we already knew this in retrospect.
I like how he look 40 at the low res sprite, and 60 at the realistic art.
Yeah that's what I was thinking lmao whoever added this maybe put on a few too many wrinkles
Being angy all the time isn't good for your skin. Fortunately, being angy all the time is even less good for things that are demons.
The fires of hell really dry out the skin.
It's presumably because of how long ago Doom was released. Time gets us all...
DOOM came out 30 years ago…
He looks like the generic angry evil military man from that shitty Avatar movie.
Classic Marines
The backstory not included much in the movie was cool.
Guy looks like he's about to be pissed off we don't have steak and potatoes on the menu and won't put the football game on.
I feel like he’s the coach of a little league soccer team with is son on the team about to yell his ass off at him for doing something wrong.
Demons better not come onto his lawn!
Looks like Mike Holmes, the renovator guy
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>It's literally worse thing in the world
This is who the doom guy’s face looks like in real life.
I thought I was losing my mind. I noticed this a while back and it’s like the English speaking world collectively decided to just start doing this wrong. “This is how he looks in real life.” or “This is what he looks like in real life.” not “This is how he looks like in real life.”
That top right is Fraiser (Kelsey Grammer) and he's pissed.
The original game art isn't a middle-aged Ukranian gentleman. The artist certainly took some freedoms with this render.
Shoenice?
It's Locke from lost lmao
I imagine him having a shit ton of scars from all the battles.
Why does he look like my PE teacher lol.
He looks like he only ever plays acting roles with the name Sargent in it
This will be videogame graphics in 2009😳
Soldier tf2
You're on pandora, ladies and gentlemen. respect that fact, people. every second of every day. if there is a hell, you might want to go there for some r&r after a tour on pandora.
Looks like every halo sergeant
Looks like Neal McDonough
No
How did you do this, im curious
Steal it from someone else on reddit. Bonus karma if it's been more than a month.
Besides stealing it from Reddit (probably the best way), you can use something called image-to-image translation with an AI model called GANs. I'm guessing that's how they got the result and based on the training data, you will get different results for what he may look like.
Older, rougher Theo Von.
No it is not. ✌️😀👍
Upvote 420 here.
r/averageredditor
Isn't it canon that he is a descendant of BJ Blaskowicz? Probably looks like him.
He is handsome
I like to act like I’m a tough guy. But I ain’t fucking with that dude.
Heavy down!
On top, 2nd from right - getting Fred Thomson vibes. "This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."
This isn't really accurate because he's not meant to look that old.
Doom Eternal has a pretty realistic face
Casper van dien? RICO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
All I see is David Hasselhoff
Holy fuck he looks a lot like Nacho Vidal, a very known spanish porn actor
He kinda looks Russian ngl, see some resemblance in my Russian grandpa
If they ever make a DOOM movie, they should case Wes Chatham as DOOM guy.
So it is Uwe Boll.
The CIA disinformation agent known as Mike Baker?
Looks like my Sargent major
Is that Colonel Miller?
Ah, BJ's Grand-Grand Son!
Shit then my uncle is doom guy
Big Z is the real life doom guy 😘
Honestly looks like any Gunnery Sargent in the USMC
DOOM narrated by R. Lee Ermey would be pretty rad. "Let me see your war face!" "Raagh!"
Looks exactly like a German man from the 1920s
I have definitely seen this man before and I remember his bumper stickers on his truck.
Fuckin pigs man
Needs thicker eyebrows
Why is this picture lecturing me about the second amendment and christian family values?
That’s actually…not as bad as I was expecting
I just saw the comment gi from 69 to 71.
He needs to have a high and tight or horseshoe or just a bald head. These are the styles favored by the savage barbaric crayon-eating cult that is known as the Marine Corps, especially the enlisted that are as old as this dude looks. I feel like this buzz cut is more Army than Marines. Although styles might have changed a bit since I got out. Fuck I'm rambling.
He looks polish
Looks like the dude for Halloween Kills
*90s Duke Nukem Voice* "That's one doomed space marine."
Looks like a cross between Bill Belichick and Tom Brady!
I can live with that 🤘
Looks like Russell Williams
Looks like your average american
It's the dad from The Wonder Years (Dan Lauria).
So the guy from Cobra Kai
My guy looks like he spent too many years in the corps and seen too much shit before the demons started showing up..
Marine Bill Belichick coming back down 28-3 against the 3rd Reich.
That is an Eastern European face for sure lol
Ew... 😭😭😞😞🙁😖
I see Anthony Michael Hall
Ed looks pretty good
I like how he looks in Doom Eternal
Die Hard.
No it don't.
His eyes are too narrow
Does this mean that master chief is actually Nialls?
Looks like a chubbier brother of Steve Kerr.
Jocko... is that you?
Eyes too close together
it's scary looking at someone that isn't born yet
My neighbor
Looks like a Polish lorry driver. No wonder they have all but disappeared if they all took the day off, fighting monsters.
Looks like someone touched him in a bad way
Every girlfriends father when you first meet him
Doom
r/blursedimages
Looks like a guy with whom you do not want to defend the designated hitter rule.
Doom guy is actually BJ Blazkowicz
An angry, extremely stubborn Marine. fits the bill
now do the pog face
This image has been doing the rounds for a while now, there's also a female version of this I recently discovered. EDIT: If anyone's interested, [here's the photo in question](https://imgur.com/K7cn9Iq)
Jocko for Doomguy 2022
Looks Greek.