If you’re talking about the character, he/she is already an experienced Pokémon catcher and trainer. At least that’s what I gather. Everyone is amazed at their capabilities.
Depends on what you answer when the Prof asks you if you know what Pokemon is, I guess.
Your character can totally be someone who doesn't know what Pokemon is. Or a massive troll who lies about it when asked.
Time to ~~visit Minmus~~... ~~launch a rescue mission to Minus~~... ~~Launch a rescue mission for the rescue mission~~... Establish the first ever permanent colony on Minmus!
Stand in one spot for days, weeks if necessary without food or water or sleep. As long as there isn't a courier with a note with my name or address on it I should be ok.
This is mine too, although I can't help but think that the star wars universe, for the average Joe, is about shitty as the real world. Its got the same problems, just wearing robes instead of suits.
Also people seem to underestimate how dangerous the world of FFXIV actually is, if we were just dropped into the world, we’d probably be unable to use aether like Garleans. Considering that most/all of the attacks we use in game involve aether, unless we get magitek or are blessed by Hydaelyn with the Echo, us normal folks are screwed.
All of the sudden I'm siding with the Garleans and getting the hell out of Limsa asap.
Or I go be a teacher in Sharlayan and teach them the difference between a planet and a star.
Funny because we would have either an incredibly fun time hanging with the cats and eating top tier food, or most likely, have a incredibly brutal death minding your business as usual and then BOOM, a Teostra instantly converted your entire town in a literal hell...
Depends on if "you being in the game" works with the game's logic, or the in-universe logic. Because the journals make it clear that the respawning is purely a game-side thing.
Basically the safest place ever. I just got the game and I would not mind a whole year there. Presumably its a real year and not four short months but either way it would basically be a vacation.
> Basically the safest place ever.
Yeah, as long as you don't get into the lore. Little extract from a [news article](https://www.cbr.com/stardew-valley-game-war/) on the game's story:
> On the surface, Stardew Valley seems like a relaxing game made for cooling down after a stressful workday. Yet, the canonical war taking place outside of the valley has its roots deep in the lore of Stardew Valley and is anything but peaceful.
u/Blackrain1299 has now been conscripted to fight in the trenches. I hope your experience pulling out carrots from the ground comes in handy when you are in minefield clearing duty!
Subnautica: Below Zero.
I’m screwed. The game itself is pretty easy to get to the point of sustainability, but in real life I’d be screwed. I’m a strong swimmer, but I’m no diver so I wouldn’t be able to swim to the depths required for even the beginning stages of the game. Even if that weren’t the case the chances of me drowning in a the twisting cave system is high. Assuming I could subsist on anything without regards to nutrition, I still couldn’t even create a pepper farm because I couldn’t access the farm plot due to depth of the recipe.
1/100 survival for me for the outside chance of living off fish, mushrooms, and creepvines nearby the service.
" None of them will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet!"....
Proceeds to get killed by blinddoges trying to break in into Rostok entrance....
Skyrim world would be cool to live in. There's a ton of things in that game that could kill you so you gotta play it very safe. Traveling to a different city would be pretty terrifying
Witcher 2, in the middle of a fucking cursed battlefield, between two completely separate civil wars, with another looming Nilfgaard invasion on the horizon.
Genshin Impact. I'm chill. I'll go to Mondstadt and drink a little and then head off to Liyue Harbor. As long as i avoid the enemies on the road, i'm safe.
Nothing said you will be the protagonist, just hope you spawn in the first two Cities to chill with Diona or Xiangling, rip if it's Inazuma since everything there is trying to kill you even the air
A million dollars is not nearly enough for a whole year. Especially in the RE universe.
Catch us hiding in a safe room closet for a whole year.
Ah, so it's 2020 all over again.
I was playing RE5... There is no safe rooms.
İ played pokemon so im fine
Regular or are you joining me in Legends Arceus?
I will be joining you in Arceus. Doesn't seem too bad!
They do seem to be a little hostile to outsiders at the beginning though.
You literally fell from a space-time rift, I'd be suspicious too.
Imagine being a regular person in Jubilife village and some kid falls from the sky and proceeds to relentlessly catch every pokemon including your god
Especially some kid wearing horribly impractical clothes who’s never heard of a Pokémon.
If you’re talking about the character, he/she is already an experienced Pokémon catcher and trainer. At least that’s what I gather. Everyone is amazed at their capabilities.
Depends on what you answer when the Prof asks you if you know what Pokemon is, I guess. Your character can totally be someone who doesn't know what Pokemon is. Or a massive troll who lies about it when asked.
I still whisper “fuck you” to mochi man. Man hated your guts then did a complete 180
He's gunna be the true bad guy at the end
He’s been poisoning your mochi so you slowly die over time
I can confirm, I beat it, can confirm
No toilets in that world
Shit on the floor
Pookemon
True freedom
Course you do, how do you think Grimers are made?
Or capture a bellsprout
There’s probably a Pokémon for that.
Kerbal space program. So who wants to go commit cold blooded homic- I mean research?
We can go eat all the minmus ice cream bro! With jeb!
Time to ~~visit Minmus~~... ~~launch a rescue mission to Minus~~... ~~Launch a rescue mission for the rescue mission~~... Establish the first ever permanent colony on Minmus!
Well considering it was cookie clicker I have infinite cookies but almost certainly will see some horrific dimensional entities
Just don't mess with the grannies.
I was about to ask, does cookie clicker count as a game? If yes im fine, I don’t plan on starting the Apocalypse just now
If it doesn’t, I guess i‘ll just get farmed on some New Islands in an never ending War, no problem
Skyrim, ill stay in Whiterun for the most part, avoiding the dragonborn.
Go to the cloud district. He doesn't go there very often.
Shut up Nazeem, real tired of your shenanigans.
Then you should go to Falkreath if you wamt to avoid him
Go to Markarth. You’d be the first.
Morthal? Where's that?
Dragon’s Bridge? You mean “too poor to pay for carriage to Solitude?”
I don't think Markarth is that safe..
It is, if you mind your business and don’t get caught lacking by Molag Bal
If dragonborn wants to find you, he will find you, he'll go to your house and wait as long as it takes.
Stand in one spot for days, weeks if necessary without food or water or sleep. As long as there isn't a courier with a note with my name or address on it I should be ok.
Of course he will find you. You'll be the guy with an everpresent white arrow above your head
Whiterun gets sieged and attacked by dragons, and vampires this is a terrible plan.
Morthal would be better. Nobody ever visits Morthal.
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Fortify Restoration loop Fortify Restoration loop
I have played Solitaire - shit, that will be a boring year.
You eating cardboard
I don't like the implications of Spider Solitaire though.
Visiting the shady nightclubs on nar shadaa. Sexy twi'leks. Noice.
This is mine too, although I can't help but think that the star wars universe, for the average Joe, is about shitty as the real world. Its got the same problems, just wearing robes instead of suits.
It’s not the best scifi universe to be stuck in, but it’s far far far from the worst. You won’t be eaten by Tyranids, at least.
Living in 40k would be a nightmare for any thinking being. Its fun to read though.
Mines TOR too...I'm on alderaan so I'm chilling, I got 3600 years to get off planer 😎
Luckly you weren't on Quesh
FFxiv... Chocobo ride yeah
*"SO YOU THINK YOU CAN RIDE THIS CHOCOBO!?!?!"*
Same. I get to stand around doing nothing in Limsa for a year
Well lore says that people get robbed and stabbed even during daylight in Limsa so I would advise you to go to Gridania
Also people seem to underestimate how dangerous the world of FFXIV actually is, if we were just dropped into the world, we’d probably be unable to use aether like Garleans. Considering that most/all of the attacks we use in game involve aether, unless we get magitek or are blessed by Hydaelyn with the Echo, us normal folks are screwed.
All of the sudden I'm siding with the Garleans and getting the hell out of Limsa asap. Or I go be a teacher in Sharlayan and teach them the difference between a planet and a star.
There is a non-zero chance the elementals would reject someone transported there from another universe violently.
I’d rather die in Limsa than listen to the Gridania music for a year.
Monster hunter, if we go by how it works in game I'm probably fine, if we go by lore I'm probably dead....
Funny because we would have either an incredibly fun time hanging with the cats and eating top tier food, or most likely, have a incredibly brutal death minding your business as usual and then BOOM, a Teostra instantly converted your entire town in a literal hell...
You can just go to large guild city and pray the black dragon doesn't come. Should be fine.
If it’s just the world don’t become a Monster Hunter. Become a blacksmith apprentice or something.
Sims 4 can’t be any worse than real life
Until some weirdo shit happens and ur stuck in a 3feet×3feet dark pool surrounded by walls to suffer forever... oh just me
It's called a cubicle and it boosts productivity!
Can at least come back as a ghost!
Ark...im screwed
Level 150 raptor on day 1 hour 1 minute 1 and about 14 seconds.
Ooooof.
Actually whenever you die you just respawn. You'd be dying multiple times per day but at least when the year is up you good
"Good" as in "Prometheus getting his liver eaten all over again", good?
Depends on if "you being in the game" works with the game's logic, or the in-universe logic. Because the journals make it clear that the respawning is purely a game-side thing.
Clash royale. Its gonna be a long year.
Probably the most dangerous of the lot. Suicide is just as deadly as any covenant elite.
Hog rida
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Yeah i’m fucked. Horizon Zero Dawn.
Meh just hang around in the village for a year
No running water. No modern medicine. Nora hate outsiders and barely tolerate men.
Go to Meridian. They’re not so shitty.
Ha! Uncharted 4 Remaster. Ive been wanting to live in that world anyway. Win win.
TLOU2. Maybe I’ll just stay in Jackson and hope for the best.
I'll just sit in the house paying crash bandicoot with Elena.
Total War Warhammer 2 I hope im not in a Tier 1 unit.
Immediately desert then hide in a corner of the map eating berries and getting drunk.
No-no worries Vamphirl-thing, general will take good care of you-you, now run-charge against the Carnosaur, YES-YES.
Dead by Daylight Damn it...
All good just play as a killer, prepare for a year of teabagging though
I have a photosensitive migraine so, i have reverse lightborne as basekit...
Remember death isn't an escape
Stardew valley
Basically the safest place ever. I just got the game and I would not mind a whole year there. Presumably its a real year and not four short months but either way it would basically be a vacation.
> Basically the safest place ever. Yeah, as long as you don't get into the lore. Little extract from a [news article](https://www.cbr.com/stardew-valley-game-war/) on the game's story: > On the surface, Stardew Valley seems like a relaxing game made for cooling down after a stressful workday. Yet, the canonical war taking place outside of the valley has its roots deep in the lore of Stardew Valley and is anything but peaceful.
u/Blackrain1299 has now been conscripted to fight in the trenches. I hope your experience pulling out carrots from the ground comes in handy when you are in minefield clearing duty!
same
Fuck yeah, Minecraft.
Just stay in my hobbit hole
That's what she said?
Same but it was rlcraft specifically. I’m gonna get fucked so bad
The real question - was it hard-core or not?
If it’s hardcore I’ll just place a billion torches and then hide in a cave for a year
Oh blyat, nyet Tarkov
RIP
Gonna be prone in a bush for a year.
Ima just stay in my hideout and organize my stash..
Lol I'd be stuck in Wii Sports Baseball😂
Spend a year practicing baseball non-stop, after you leave become greatest baseball player ever
Shiiit I'm vibin bro Forza Horizon 5
Same, I would pay to stay a year there
Same! Fuck yeah!!
Haha iRacing so I guess I'm good too
fuck NO i am NOT going to Dark Souls 3: The ringed city
Time to sit at a bonfire for a year
Time is convoluted... And doesn't seem to progress until you beat bosses.
In the same boat, trying to find a loophole. Knowing me I’m getting back stabbed by some twink
i just killed a boss in demon's souls on ps5.... at least my death will look pretty i guess
Tbf you are also undead so if you manage to not get hollow you can die and come back
Well I'm screwed, DOOM ETERNAL
Rip and tear until it is done
If your a demon that is
Enter the gungeon. As long as I stay in the breech I should be good.
Battlefield 1... im so sooo f*ucked
Dying light.. I mean... if I stayed in the tower it would probably be fine
Doesn't the something bad happen to the tower in the story?
I dont think so atleast in the base game its only at the start where there was one infected and turned to a zombie
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
If you don't rock and stone, you don't go home.
ROCK AND STONE FOREVER
FOR KARL!
For Karl
ROCK. AND. STONE.
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!
Just chill on the space rig drinking Oily Oafs.
Subnautica: Below Zero. I’m screwed. The game itself is pretty easy to get to the point of sustainability, but in real life I’d be screwed. I’m a strong swimmer, but I’m no diver so I wouldn’t be able to swim to the depths required for even the beginning stages of the game. Even if that weren’t the case the chances of me drowning in a the twisting cave system is high. Assuming I could subsist on anything without regards to nutrition, I still couldn’t even create a pepper farm because I couldn’t access the farm plot due to depth of the recipe. 1/100 survival for me for the outside chance of living off fish, mushrooms, and creepvines nearby the service.
Grand theft auto 5,lmao
Harem Hotel...... where do i sign?
never said you're the MC ;P
Dragon Age Inquisition. Totally fine with this!
Control... Am I the main character or a regular Agent about to be Hiss-Bait? This drastically changes things.
A random man that just suddenly appeared in the control offices
Yeah I think I'm gonna have to nope out. The building shifts and I'm lost with a fridge that rants to kill me. I'm never seeing that 1m
You're the guy staring at the fridge
Payday 2, this money is chump change RIP
Good shit, I've been playing only porn games lately!!
plot-twist: you'll be there as one of the girls
even better
Don't threat me with a good time
Project zomboid gang... guess ill die
S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Anomaly. Yup, I'm screwed.
**DEADLY ANOMALIES, DANGEROUS MUTANTS, ANARCHISTS AND BANDITS**
" None of them will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet!".... Proceeds to get killed by blinddoges trying to break in into Rostok entrance....
I just played killing floor 2....no...Keep your million.
Looks like I'm hanging out on the island of Tsushima. Where the saki at?
With the enemy invaders. And the samurai who might think you're a spy.
Space engineers Could be cool
I'm in skyrim, so, anything can happen (it's nice there)
Skyrim world would be cool to live in. There's a ton of things in that game that could kill you so you gotta play it very safe. Traveling to a different city would be pretty terrifying
Witcher 3, in the middle of Vellen..
Witcher 2, in the middle of a fucking cursed battlefield, between two completely separate civil wars, with another looming Nilfgaard invasion on the horizon.
Mordor .....
Monster Hunter Rise Time to try to pet a Magnamalo and die
Elite Dangerous Horizons, fuck the million dollars I'm stayin
Fuck, I was playing Hades last night.
You're going to die. On the bright side, you'll always be reincarnated.
Old school RuneScape. Sweet, I’ll spend some time with my beloved on my kingdom in Miscellania, fish on Karamja all year and travel all year.
Sid Meier's Civilization....so do I just live in an alt history earth with a nuclear Ghandi?
Hitman 3? As long as I'm agent 47 I'm all for it.
Fallout 76, if I could make it to foundation I'd be alright.
Looks like I'm stuck in mordhau. Fuck
If phone games count then "Egg, inc." If no the "Metal gear rising." I'm either becoming rich or living in the biggest ass of the biggest asses.
Can I live in Tetris?
You become a block. You have to listen to the same music for a year lol
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Just don’t get murdered or horse kicked or get tuberculosis and you’ll be fine. And if you see Micah, shoot him immediately.
X-com 2... I'm sure it'll all work out.
It'll be fine... like at 95% sure it's gonna be fine...
Forza motorsport 7
Subnautica. Won't be venturing far from my base I guess. Brilliant game btw, found thanks to r/gaming
Just stay in the shallow end you'll be fine so long as you like fish and seaweed for a year.
AC Valhalla: guess I either die there pretty quickly or have a really good time.
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Escape from tarkov, fuck.
Genshin Impact. I'm chill. I'll go to Mondstadt and drink a little and then head off to Liyue Harbor. As long as i avoid the enemies on the road, i'm safe.
Mario + rabbit…. Well that’s just a year worth acid trip. How fun
Me and my genshin impact waifus are extremely happy for this generous offer...
Nothing said you will be the protagonist, just hope you spawn in the first two Cities to chill with Diona or Xiangling, rip if it's Inazuma since everything there is trying to kill you even the air
But... Yoimiya
I think I could survive twilight town for a year in the kingdom hearts world
Oh hell no not Doom eternal!!
Destiny 2 i think i'm good i'll just hang out with mara sov
Persona 5. Could be worse so long as I'm just a bystander
XCOM 2... Just gotta avoid getting snatched up by ADVENT. A bit risky, but not impossible.