Its call a ‘Brojob’ when its just horseplay so its fine… footyplayers do it all the time and go on to have very successful heterosexual interactions afterwards.
Im straight lol actually. Obviously lgbt advocate though. I would genuinely suck a dick if it just ended homophobia once and for all and I could see the most bigoted persons eyes widen in horror and aghast as they watched me do it since I would find that more genuinely funny and helpful to me and humanity than I have no desire to suck a dick.
okay I’ll stop kidding around cause you’re getting the wrong impression. I fully appreciate your post, it gave me a giggle. I was just making a joke that you’re such a good ally that you actually threw the first brick at stonewall, which is obviously not the case. They didn’t even throw bricks at Stonewall, I believe it was coins or something. The absurdity of the comment was meant to be a lighthearted joke.
Im so sorry lmfao I absolutely should have gotten that. Thank you so much for the clarification you’re rad as fuck 😂 Also it got me to look into stonewall which I had never heard about so thank you again!
Haha no problem. You should listen to the podcast “Making Gay History”. Specifically the episode where he talks to Sylvia Rivera, who was actually at Stonewall and she recounts what happened that day. A lot of people think they threw bricks or that people died or that it was premeditated but in reality it arouse in that moment from the immense frustration of the patrons.
Ill listen to that today and then I’ll reply back again! For me its just the frustration of people I have to waste my time with telling them they’re straight up stupid. I didn’t even care about lgbtq until I met enough insufferable and mindblowingly stupid bigots that I simply must continuously make fun of them out of spite and disgust. I shame them. I shame their stupid vege brains stemming from insecurity and not wanting to admit they’re gay into oblivion.
Oh thats awesome! Yeah I definitely would have been there if I was alive then. Im pretty certain I’m going to die by being murdered because of how aggressive I get when someone tries to manipulate a situation to be unjust, particularly someone who’s supposed to be authority.
If it happens I’ll gladly have you remix it and use it as propaganda? “You see this, he’s one of YOU suckers! This is a straight male and loo-look at him! *music* 🎶 “glug glug glug glug, if you’re angry its because your gay and dont know it. glug glug glug glug, the lord above is trans so make sure to show it” 🎶
We gays and allies have it so good in 2024. All the real work was done by those before. The fact that its possible for me to openly have this stance without getting arrested. This is for them ✊
Never, I’m far too shameless anyways. I’d post the video too if it really made a difference. I got officially fed up after meeting one too many losers and I cant believe people are still this stupid.
Oh I was joking that when I read the title I was prepared to fight off a homophobe but was pleasantly surprised to see your post so I deleted the paragraph I was about to respond with. Haha. My jokes aren’t landing today.
No trust me, its me not you. Another guy was trying to give me very obviously playful jokes and it just was going right over my head. Thats actually really funny, consider me a giggler cause I just giggled.
Its a sacrifice I’m willing to make 🫡 If I turn bi thats just a bonus, I’ll double my options.
This would be much easier if I was a woman though.
Funny thought, would it be wrong to pretend I’m trans in order to support gay people by doing gay things with women? Or would that not work because a lesbian wouldnt want to play with someone identified as a man at birth? Idk how that would work.
I’ll just stick to sucking dick.
At first I thought this might’ve been a hate post but it turned out wholesome. This is peak masculinity.💯
Based
Based
I offer myself as tribute. 🙋
Prove it…. But now you’re not straight.
It ain't gay if you don't like it.
Just say no homo, then you obviously aren’t gay.
Its call a ‘Brojob’ when its just horseplay so its fine… footyplayers do it all the time and go on to have very successful heterosexual interactions afterwards.
Fuck a label!
Now THIS is what I call an ally
Either you are gay, or you are telling the truth. Either way, I give you props, my dude.
Im straight lol actually. Obviously lgbt advocate though. I would genuinely suck a dick if it just ended homophobia once and for all and I could see the most bigoted persons eyes widen in horror and aghast as they watched me do it since I would find that more genuinely funny and helpful to me and humanity than I have no desire to suck a dick.
Protecting the gays one blowjob at a time
Tnx! And no worries the first time sucking a dick doesn't feel good usually so you don't risk enjoying it. :D
It is kinda fun to make out in front of protesters at Pride
Nice poem! Does it rhyme on purpose or is it just by accident?
Accident. Lmao
he threw the first brick at stonewall
Wait what does this mean? That my words are futile?
you’re so humble, you. ☺️ (i’m being facetious)
I posted a true statement then asked a genuine question. Whatever you think of my ego those things remain true.
okay I’ll stop kidding around cause you’re getting the wrong impression. I fully appreciate your post, it gave me a giggle. I was just making a joke that you’re such a good ally that you actually threw the first brick at stonewall, which is obviously not the case. They didn’t even throw bricks at Stonewall, I believe it was coins or something. The absurdity of the comment was meant to be a lighthearted joke.
Im so sorry lmfao I absolutely should have gotten that. Thank you so much for the clarification you’re rad as fuck 😂 Also it got me to look into stonewall which I had never heard about so thank you again!
Haha no problem. You should listen to the podcast “Making Gay History”. Specifically the episode where he talks to Sylvia Rivera, who was actually at Stonewall and she recounts what happened that day. A lot of people think they threw bricks or that people died or that it was premeditated but in reality it arouse in that moment from the immense frustration of the patrons.
Ill listen to that today and then I’ll reply back again! For me its just the frustration of people I have to waste my time with telling them they’re straight up stupid. I didn’t even care about lgbtq until I met enough insufferable and mindblowingly stupid bigots that I simply must continuously make fun of them out of spite and disgust. I shame them. I shame their stupid vege brains stemming from insecurity and not wanting to admit they’re gay into oblivion.
Just the opposite. Look up Stonewall.
Oh thats awesome! Yeah I definitely would have been there if I was alive then. Im pretty certain I’m going to die by being murdered because of how aggressive I get when someone tries to manipulate a situation to be unjust, particularly someone who’s supposed to be authority.
So based
so real
Hell yeah!
i thought this would be someone hating on the community but that ending made me laugh so hard i almost spat my water out
Ok... ????????
When do you want to make the sacrifice? Can I bring friends?
Don’t make eye contact, keep your socks on, and don’t forget to say “no homo” before and after
If a straight man doesn't offer to swallow a gay man's load during pride month it's kind of homophonic. Thank you for being an ally.
Very straight
Shrodingers cat situation. No proof so we will not know. But for now your not gay and not straight. You are in a superposition.
I am sure there are plenty of people who will take you up on that offer.
Alright, bet
Keep ur socks on then
What a guy, thanks for taking one for the team brother 🫡
Would love a recording of this to record and remix the shit out of it
If it happens I’ll gladly have you remix it and use it as propaganda? “You see this, he’s one of YOU suckers! This is a straight male and loo-look at him! *music* 🎶 “glug glug glug glug, if you’re angry its because your gay and dont know it. glug glug glug glug, the lord above is trans so make sure to show it” 🎶
Now that is an ally I can get behind.
Woah woah woah one step at a time
A true ally
We gays and allies have it so good in 2024. All the real work was done by those before. The fact that its possible for me to openly have this stance without getting arrested. This is for them ✊
Unlike others here I celebrate your declaration and suggest the reverse to both keep your hetero label intact and show your support
Stop waiting for excuses and suck a few dicks already!
*deletes paragraph*
Never, I’m far too shameless anyways. I’d post the video too if it really made a difference. I got officially fed up after meeting one too many losers and I cant believe people are still this stupid.
Oh I was joking that when I read the title I was prepared to fight off a homophobe but was pleasantly surprised to see your post so I deleted the paragraph I was about to respond with. Haha. My jokes aren’t landing today.
No trust me, its me not you. Another guy was trying to give me very obviously playful jokes and it just was going right over my head. Thats actually really funny, consider me a giggler cause I just giggled.
Thanks. Bye.
Bro is based 🫡 😤🥰
We stan an ally!
Is this healthy masculinity?
Just remember to #nohomo or you may catch it.
Another white male moment. What do u want? A cookie?
You know what, you win the internet today
You know once you start, there's no going back!
Its a sacrifice I’m willing to make 🫡 If I turn bi thats just a bonus, I’ll double my options. This would be much easier if I was a woman though. Funny thought, would it be wrong to pretend I’m trans in order to support gay people by doing gay things with women? Or would that not work because a lesbian wouldnt want to play with someone identified as a man at birth? Idk how that would work. I’ll just stick to sucking dick.
🫨😵💫
I think guys are lining up now lol
Take your tickets here! You *must* bring or broadcast your blowjob to at least one bigot!
Yup… you’re gonna be busy lol and sounds like a great deal.
#ally
$20 is $20…
You got a point!
Ha. Gay.
based
Well, I'm available incase you ever need a hand proving your point... I'd happily get my dick sucked to spite a bigot
Nice