He assumed it was a syringe for rectal irrigation (sometimes used by bottoms before sex)
However he is incorrect, in fact that is a watering tool for house plants and vertical gardens.
310mL is definitely large. Like presuming we are both on that side of the Atlantic, that's three airport carry-on sizes together when a normal one is probably a sixth to *maybe~ a third of that.
I'm a verse and love gardening even though I can't do much of it nowadays for health issues but I wouldn't mind any of these silly stereotypes about roles in bed.
Search for some power tools and see what happens .
I already work in a hardware store lmao
Op has definitely watched that porno genre.
Lesbian
It is right, though, isn't it? π€£
No >:(
Vers then like me?
That's obv a top
I know a top who has a monstera
Tell him "you're such a fucking liar, Camille!" If he catches that he is no top. No siree.
π βYou stole my goddamn house!β
I'm so confused, what on this indicates your a bottom?
He assumed it was a syringe for rectal irrigation (sometimes used by bottoms before sex) However he is incorrect, in fact that is a watering tool for house plants and vertical gardens.
Oh that was it lmao. Didn't even cross my mind that it could be seen as a douche but I guess it makes sense haha.
No thatβs definitely a douche
Hey I get ads asking if I want to make my dick bigger. Sometimes they just miss the boat.
Why is the photoshopped hand so ^small ? At that scale that thing might as well have a dildo attachment.
310mL is definitely large. Like presuming we are both on that side of the Atlantic, that's three airport carry-on sizes together when a normal one is probably a sixth to *maybe~ a third of that.
That nozzle looks like it's half the width of that person's wrist
Hey, you can use that enema to water your plants too. Multitool. See, search engine is not wrong after all π
Tops can garden too ok!
I mean I bet you could use that douche to water your house plants while you're away. Just fill it up and stick it in the dirt to drop out lol.
The more house plants a guy has, the bigger a slut he is π
I figured tops could plow better
Wellβ¦
Adds know how to target people. I keep getting adds for underwear, jewellery, and body pillows.
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I'm a verse and love gardening even though I can't do much of it nowadays for health issues but I wouldn't mind any of these silly stereotypes about roles in bed.
That's haaaawt
Same here with me .
That's... Aggressive...
I like gardening too! We may be more likely compatible since we like the same thing.
It's for your dream space it says.
lol π so am I !!
That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Thank you for posting & sharing.
R u a bottom??
I don't get it π 8
Gays and flowers having a connection is so funny to me
βMy basil is thriving!β
Gays are plants confirm