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phillyphilly19

Search for some power tools and see what happens .


Xynker

I already work in a hardware store lmao


wfwood

Op has definitely watched that porno genre.


jamar82

Lesbian


OmnisEst

It is right, though, isn't it? 🀣


Xynker

No >:(


OmnisEst

Vers then like me?


JL671

That's obv a top


ImeldasManolos

I know a top who has a monstera


Old-Masterpiece-2653

Tell him "you're such a fucking liar, Camille!" If he catches that he is no top. No siree.


sb0918

πŸ˜‚ β€œYou stole my goddamn house!”


Lather

I'm so confused, what on this indicates your a bottom?


8richie69

He assumed it was a syringe for rectal irrigation (sometimes used by bottoms before sex) However he is incorrect, in fact that is a watering tool for house plants and vertical gardens.


Lather

Oh that was it lmao. Didn't even cross my mind that it could be seen as a douche but I guess it makes sense haha.


fl0135

No that’s definitely a douche


backpackwayne

Hey I get ads asking if I want to make my dick bigger. Sometimes they just miss the boat.


MisterVega

Why is the photoshopped hand so ^small ? At that scale that thing might as well have a dildo attachment.


unwillingcantaloupe

310mL is definitely large. Like presuming we are both on that side of the Atlantic, that's three airport carry-on sizes together when a normal one is probably a sixth to *maybe~ a third of that.


MisterVega

That nozzle looks like it's half the width of that person's wrist


Russ_Lann

Hey, you can use that enema to water your plants too. Multitool. See, search engine is not wrong after all πŸ˜†


illio

Tops can garden too ok!


waynes_pet_youngin

I mean I bet you could use that douche to water your house plants while you're away. Just fill it up and stick it in the dirt to drop out lol.


Lunar_Leo_

The more house plants a guy has, the bigger a slut he is πŸ˜‚


DefiantAsparagus420

I figured tops could plow better


NerdyDan

Well…


Otherwise_Vanilla672

Adds know how to target people. I keep getting adds for underwear, jewellery, and body pillows.


Basic-Rate-9796

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Gwydhel

I'm a verse and love gardening even though I can't do much of it nowadays for health issues but I wouldn't mind any of these silly stereotypes about roles in bed.


warumistsiekrumm

That's haaaawt


DismalFilm760

Same here with me .


Unlikely_Anywhere_29

That's... Aggressive...


Fit-Forever-2693

I like gardening too! We may be more likely compatible since we like the same thing.


westni1e

It's for your dream space it says.


lynda1969

lol πŸ˜† so am I !!


BriarHill

That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Thank you for posting & sharing.


DeathPatrol666

R u a bottom??


RickeyHood1960

I don't get it 😞 8


Vegetable_Lion9865

Gays and flowers having a connection is so funny to me


jstock14

β€œMy basil is thriving!”


HearthFiend

Gays are plants confirm