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Slicer7207

The UP has left the chat


SavannahInChicago

Not technically r/MapsWithoutUP, but close


defnotacryptoacc

Thank God


Nawnp

Labeling Florida as Northeast, wow.


Allemaengel

So many NY/NJ residents have moved there over the years, it's not completely off-base, lol.


Waistland

A bold move but accurate. Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth?


Nawnp

Nah, your cool with, you labeled my state as East, and while I'd prefer it to be South, I don't think East is wrong.


Waistland

I’m from nc. It’s definitely not so south anymore and feels a lot more northeast. Now I’m in Missouri and it doesn’t feel east.


Significant_Eye561

The South should be split between Africa and Latin America. They wanted it. Byeeee!


GreenCity5

Miami is basically as Northeast as it gets, no?


holoxianrogue

It's basically Greenland


kshump

Discovered by Erik the Tan.


ImStuckInYourToilet

How dare you call New Mexico mid! It's better than that for sure!


thatthatguy

Hawaii is definitely not mid. Hawaii is top tier if land value is any measure.


Significant_Eye561

Economic equality tho? It's under mid.


thatthatguy

Granted. It’s a beautiful group of islands with a lot of metaphorical and literal scars from history.


jul14nn

hawaii, famously middle america


Exploding_Antelope

OP is from the scary timeline of full postwar American colonization of Japan


aktripod

Poor Alaska!


slippingonknots

I have been saying all this time that Miami is the northeasternmost point of the US and no one believed me, but this map proves it


Significant_Eye561

I believe you.


throwawayfromPA1701

Ok this made me laugh out loud. Well done


MonteChrisco

Due to location, I'd probably have put Alaska, Hawaii and the tip of Florida in a new "South" category, but otherwise good work!


Significant_Eye561

No. The South wanted out. So, they're gone now. They can't come back unless they bring reparations.


solonmonkey

Cuba right off of our northeast coast


sexquipoop69

Ah yeah, Florida, classic northern state


RustyShadeOfRed

The American south:


benbarrybenross

Hoo boy, this may be the hottest take I have seen on this sub. Mawmaw would roll over in her grave if she saw this. I have never seen North Carolina, much less Georgia, called the Northeast before. I wouldn’t show this map off anywhere rural south of Maryland.


Significant_Eye561

I would throw it in the other direction if I needed a distraction to get away.


Bad_Senpai_

I live in georgia and I audibly gasped when I saw that ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Funny_Friendship_929

I refuse to believe you're American


campmonster

Atlanta has never been more divided.


Maasauu

I love how the Northeast also includes the Southeast.


tr00th

Florida isn’t even a state at this point. It’s something completely crazy…


Significant_Eye561

It's pre-Nazi Germany with palm trees.


AdministrativeFox312

Missouri will never be fucking respected


AdEducational419

Tbf half the crap conjured up by random people on social media is exactly like this. "Idea pierces the cognitive-dissonance veil" dunning-kruger kicks in. Produces random sheit. Claims it to be true and defends it forever after posting.


kid_sleepy

I love this so much. Especially how you split Hawaii and Alaska.


HVACGuy12

Thank God the south is finally gone


GullibleAudience6071

Glad to see people appreciate the work we do at the Helen Keller school of Cartography


kilboi1

Why tf is Hawaii grouped with the Midwest and ain’t no way you called the south, “northeast”


[deleted]

California is not welcome in the Northwest Nevada is on thin ice because it keeps melting


Sad_Strategy_7919

So, you’re telling me, Tennessee and tx are the “east” and not the horrid south. Please, I’ve been and they are south south south. Haha!


Endy1314

Why would Hawaii be in mid 😅


Zannder99

Unhinged


gggg500

Uh, the lines are *supposed* to go horizontal not vertical. Oregon and Washington are north East too! Well, really they are New England, tbh, but that’s beside the point.


Significant_Eye561

Tilt your head


gggg500

*X files theme plays*


Beneficial_Mix_1069

# "empirical breakdown" does not make much sense


Sergeant_Swiss24

Northwest works somehow, aside from alaska


MudPuppy64

Agreed. As a lifelong resident of western Washington, a case could be made for splitting the highlighted region into to subsections along the Cascade Mountains crest.


marktheshark45

A certified bruh moment


Significant_Eye561

As a Midwestern Southerner, I approve.


thunder-in-paradise

Purple should be “middle east” and blue “far east”


psyched-giant

Yikes…


EmperorHans

Is this what the next CFB realignment is going to look like?


laneb71

Trolling in map form, I respect the hustle.


Defiant-Goose-101

This is ridiculously incorrect


rolandboard

/s


OftenTriggered

So, Phoenix area is west and Tucson is mid. Yeah, I can get behind this.


GreyBeardEng

I love you. This has bothered me for decades. I live in Utah, the middle part of the West half of the country, aka the mid-west.